Everything & Nothing: Copy and Paste Edition

You guys and gals know the drill; “Everything & Nothing” is a weekend open post where anything goes. Okay, maybe not anything; but it’s a place to chat about stuff in the reel and real world.


Just like the second week of January, nothing is going on around here. So instead of a movie related gimmick (honestly, Jumanji 2 is the only thing playing in the cinemas right now), I thought it would be more appropriate if I just bumped up last weeks Everything or Nothing.

Is Sailor a clever jokester or is he lazier than sin?

Sound off below Exiles.

  • TheGreenMalice

    13 minutes into a new comedy special,.. The first 10 minutes focused on the city he’s filming in.

    Now he’s into getting older…

    You all can probably avoid Kat Williams new special.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Shane black does.
    They’re old buddies.
    Black and Dekker.
    And he got a shot at the big time with that film but the gamble didn’t pay off

  • William Dhalgren

    You havent missed anything.

  • William Dhalgren

    I might have mentioned I have been watching a lot of older films (late 60s-early 80s), and I don’t think a single one of the films I have watched has not had nudity in it.

  • William Dhalgren

    I saw a trailer for Oceans 8 when I went to see I, Tonya. There’s a scene with Bullock at a parole hearing where she’s clearly meant to look like a hardened criminal. Her hair is “messy”, but she’s obviously wearing makeup and still looks like a beautiful movie star. Completely ridiculous.

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s cold blooded.

  • William Dhalgren

    Well, he’s lending a hand on script duties with The Predator, so I guess someone still has faith in him. I don’t know why anyone who cared about their career would have gone near RoboCop 3. Even Peter Weller had the good sense to stay away from that film.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The second one is watchable but the third is a train wreck that killed poor fred dekkers career

  • William Dhalgren

    Honestly, I only bought em because I havent seen them probably since they came out, and renting them at my video store would have been as expensive as buying them. I’m sure there’s very little of redeeming value to either sequel, but there are a lot of shitty movies from the 80s and 90s that I like. So, who knows?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Not talking about the comedy but that was neat to watch.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I saw that date on Wikipedia for the release date of the upcoming book of the movie.

  • King Alvarez

    hefty legal battle it is!

  • Cap_N_Jack

    TDKR

  • Which TDK is that again?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I will definitely take your ass to court over that insane statement

  • King Alvarez

    Rewatched it o TBS or TNT a week or so ago. Its got flaws but I still like how that trilogy feels. The right amount of grit and realism.

  • King Alvarez

    ER was great until Clooney left. Or are you talking about the 1984 sitcom, ER? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL5mmdZFrlI

  • King Alvarez

    I’d watch that. BBT gets shit on, but over the years I’ve come to really enjoy it. Sue me.

  • King Alvarez

    I stopped at the end of the first. The show did very little for me. Minus Laura Prepon in glasses.

  • Indianamcclain

    Robocop 2 certainly has its moments. Don’t remember anything about Robocop 3.

  • Indianamcclain

    I like them as Easter eggs for cinephiles.

  • I owe him money.

  • DryButSoupy

    I stopped watching at the beginning of the third season. I didn’t care to follow it downhill. Plus, it was never as good as everyone made it out to be, anyway. It was different. Then the novelty wore off.

  • A couple of places I found. It was right on the google description. And wikipedia. I can’t remember the other site.

  • Poppity⛄

    You should give “stinking tofu” a try. It’s one of the rare foods to make food mogul Andrew Zimmern almost vomit. That and durian!

  • Poppity⛄

    I watched it occasionally, only because it was part of the big Thursday night primetime line-up on NBC. Honestly, I never really care for it. Chicago Hope was better, in my opinion, but NBC was beating most everyone’s ass during the 90s.

  • Poppity⛄

    Another random Russian pimp has upvoted your comment. It’s so odd and creepy when that happens!

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I think I agree with that. It’s ambitious and the parts that work, work on an artistic level Marvel never aims for. That said, I’m hesitant to revisit it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Star Trek Discovery was dope. I’m loving this show.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    As much of a mixed bag as that film is, i still like it more than most superhero films

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Goddamit. I’m mixed as hell on that movie but that scene makes me emotional.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    One of the funniest bits ever. The face above paired with ‘Guess Who Likes You?’ just kills me.

  • “He can’t hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.”

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh Milhouse

  • Cap_N_Jack
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Apology accepted.
    But in all honesty, most of them do

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Dude, I’m sorry it came off that way. I didn’t mean to sound like a jerk.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You know what, it did go over my head.
    I thought you were saying my family looked like cheap Mexican produced monsters

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I think perhaps you didn’t understand it. The implication is that you and your relatives look like malformed, stop-motion, plasticene rejects from Ray Harryhausen.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Thank you.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s the truth.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes
    Y’all both fucking hilarious

  • Cap_N_Jack

    How did we make the same joke?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Monsoon family reunion?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I try

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Pictured: Sailor enjoying a relaxing thanksgiving with the family.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Thanks for the recommendations. I’ll add it all to the list. I’ve sort of been binging on stuff to try to work through depression stuff this month so it’s a long list including a couple of novels and a lot of movies.

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’m so proud of you Sailor.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’m the emotional center of this makeshift family.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s like Se7en meets big bang theory

    But with nazis

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Tell me more.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    A compromise has been met.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That works

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Oh, btw. Your viewing experience will probably be enhanced if you watch the GLOW documentary first. It’s not a must, but it added to the show for me. It’s not that long and it’s on Netflix as well.

    Mark Maron also has some pretty good podcast episodes with some of the people involved in the show. They were good listens.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I think the easiest compromise is to do what I do and say that every single show you recommend is like Se7en crossed with Big Bang Theory

    Yo, you seen Wentworth yet? That shit’s like Se7en crossed with Big Bang Theory.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s a British dramas about a woman’s prison.
    But the easiest way to describe it is to say it’s the better orange is the new black.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Okay have fun with that.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yeah, I don’t love his stand up (though I’ve not seen much) but he’s so damn funny here. The cast is all great, I can’t believe I waited this long to try it.

    Also, you should all watch The End of the Fucking World on Netflix. Really fantastic.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh my god no.
    I’ve seen orange is the new black and sailor is not a fan

  • TheGreenMalice

    Have you seen Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    This is the role Mark Maron was born to play.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You can’t praise something without tearing something else down?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    She’s really good so far. I wasn’t sure she could act (neither community or Mad Men really required it from her), but she’s so great in this. Also, Mark Maron is killing it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The better version of that show

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I won’t kick her out of bed but they’ve done everything in their power to make her a shlubby annoying ass.
    She’s fucking fantastic in it

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    What’s a Wentworth?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’d add it to my list of things to watch, but if it only stays good for two seasons…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Have you watched Wentworth?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Did they? I still think she’s really cute, just lost a little weight and with less make-up. I feel like her performance of nerves is really sharp and sells it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It got plenty of praise for how it depicted women, as it should have. It being a good show is a different thing. And it was.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They uglied her up for that show

  • Cap_N_Jack

    That’s entirely fair. My impression, through over-exposure to left-leaning media outlets, was that it was good because it was about women. I don’t remember a lot of people championing the actual content. But that’s on me.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I watched it with the lady
    The bewbs were the only thing that kept my interest

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    People loved it because it was a good show. The third season was so meh that it lost a lot of steam.

  • TheGreenMalice

    Yeah, but she doesn’t show up until late in season 3 if I remember…You guys need to learn how to use the internet if you are looking for nudity.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Why am I buying that people on GLOW don’t think Alison Brie is attractive? What madness is this?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yeah, seems like everyone loved it for its feminism and then suddenly all the hype just died off when better options became available.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She’s going to do very well in action films or comedies.
    I can’t see her doing drama

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I don’t recommend it.
    It’s a whatever show

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Is she a decent actress. I’ve only really seen her in John Wick 2 and I liked her, but she wasn’t required to do much.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Oddly enough, not enough to get me to watch a show. And, in certain cases, distracting enough to make me not watch (looking at you GOT)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ruby rose is naked in almost episode.
    I didn’t skip to the nude scenes

  • TheGreenMalice

    First episode, and then they don’t for a while…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Lots of tits.
    Everyone gets naked.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I never watched that. It looked…like something I wouldn’t watch.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Orange is the new blah

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Watching GLOW on Netflix. First instance of nudity on a Netflix original as far as I’ve seen.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Its good till Clooney left

  • Sailor Monsoon

    How else do you think i made it to 102?

  • William Dhalgren

    Ask not what your commenters can do for you, ask what you can do for your commenters.

  • William Dhalgren

    I never did. I know a bunch of people who loved it back in the day, though.

  • William Dhalgren

    Yep. And smart.

  • Your mythos continues to amaze.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Was ER a good show? Anyone here watch it?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    His brain

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dats what vegans eat

  • I downvoted that comment bc you said “tofu.”

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Where are you getting this from?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Hope you like beef stroganoff

    Made with tofu

  • Excellent! I am starving!

  • My mistake! But William definitely was right there with you.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Sailor is nothing if not a doer

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Nice try.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve still never seen it

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • I went to lunch on Friday and Weekend at Bernies was on tv. It was on AMC. I should have told you folks sooner.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Surprise Roast!

  • I wanted 4000.
    Go back and see that comment

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I still have a hail mary pass coming up

  • Steelers lost.
    Watched History of Violence [ 1st time]
    Off work tomorrow.
    Going to see Shape of Water.

  • I’m going to see it tomorrow

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Cheap

  • To say I am disappointed would be an understatement. @childofbellona:disqus wanted 4000 and @sailormonsoon:disqus raised him to 10k and y’all couldn’t even crack 3000!

  • BTTF on VHS at my aunt and uncles. I remember nothing of the experience except the opening (which itself is hazy) but dammit did I not love that film.

  • 1978 or ’81 Wikipedia says tho I’m skeptical. But it definitely seems like before the PT was every released or 100% guaranteed to happen.

  • Gabriel Byrne Mofo!

  • Been helping a client construct/edit her novel. Always love being involved in world building and being that bouncing board and giving them tips on how to handle all 400 pages of information.

    Much easier than being the author lol.

    Would make a great Studio Ghibli film.

    Edit: 3 x 5 cards are a life saver!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My girlfriends friend actually bought that sailor moon outfit

  • William Dhalgren

    When did he go back and add the numbers?

  • Lol

  • February 27th, Good Sir.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’ll take your word for it. This is not something I really want to be Googling.

  • I love that movie up until the demon ending.

  • TheGreenMalice

    The 17 year old he was trying to pick up a few years ago, isn’t alleged.

  • William Dhalgren

    No, sir. Got em on DVDat my local goodwill for 1.99. On separate occasions.

  • Has anyone seen Constantine (TV) and Bates Motel? I swear the closing themes for both shows are the exact same.

  • William Dhalgren

    Allegedly.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’ve noticed that before a few times. It’s cool as a person who is interested in film, but it can also be a little like getting a look behind the curtain at the wizard. Once you see it, you know that you’re seeing something contrived and it takes you out of omthe movie.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’ll give 5 bucks to anyone who can tell me when The Shape of Water releases nationwide. And I’m not talking about 5 theatres in the country kind of nationwide. I want to see this movie and I have no clue when it comes out.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Oh shit I didn’t know about that.

  • TheGreenMalice
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I guess it finally caught up to him. I’ve been wondering if anything about Bryan Singer would drop. I don’t pay a whole lot of attention to this stuff but I know there have been all sorts of rumors about that guy.

  • TheGreenMalice

    That’s been floating around for years though. He’s always been kinda a creep.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Don’t forget James Franco.

  • TheGreenMalice

    Aziz Ansari, the stunt coordinator on True Lies… Hollywood is running out of people to accuse.

  • Google does not seem to provide what I’m looking for, but a Reddit inquiry has brought my attention to TickTick, which is perfect. I was able to import my Wunderlist as well. @ChildofBellona:disqus

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Seeing Star Wars Episodes 4-6 for the first time in marathon fashion at a friend’s house and afterwards turning to my friend and asking if we could watch episode 1 now. Him telling me there were no episodes 1 or 2 or 3 and me, raising my voice, incredulous, asking “what do you mean there’s no episode 1?!”

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I want to see that!

  • Cap_N_Jack
  • Cap_N_Jack
  • Indianamcclain

    It’s weird watching an 80’s film and noticing certain elements of from other films popping up. For example the aliens walkie talkie’s in They Live are from Ghostbusters. The Axis Chemicals set in Batman is from Aliens, and Die Hard has music from Aliens at the end.

  • Indianamcclain

    Did you get the Scream Factory editions of the sequels?

  • William Dhalgren

    I kinda gave up on Arnie movies in the 90s.

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s pretty much what I said, too.

  • William Dhalgren

    I will check that out, Soupy. Thank you.

  • William Dhalgren

    I think I may hate it more than any of the prequels. Taken completely out of context, there were scenes and shots that I rather liked, but I can say the same thing about The Phantom Menace and I would rather be swabbed for the flu than have to watch that movie ever again.

  • William Dhalgren

    This is why we need to get you on Hangouts. I don’t like getting into this kind of stuff here. But I’ve spent my fair share of time thinking about whistle blowers in the modern age (as opposed to the past with people like Ellsberg) and the relationship between the press and the White House, and I find that criticism is conspicuously applied very differently depending on who and what party is currently holding power.

  • Saw I, Tonya last night, it was pretty good.

  • Nice work!

  • DryButSoupy

    There was a relevant article on Reason the other day about how movie stars are hailing the Post and the people depicted as heroes but for some other reason still see fit to not apply those opinions to the arguably comparable case of Snowden.

    http://reason.com/blog/2017/12/27/sorry-tom-hanks-steven-speilberg-if-dani

  • DryButSoupy

    THANK YOU! That’s how it’s been done for eons. I don’t see any reason to change it up now. Imagine Melville or Dickens or Michelangelo constantly explaining every word or brush stroke…or having to spell out every bit of symbolism or artistic decision..

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I think the film exodus is really overshadowing the Sailor Monsoon aspect of the site.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Good thing all the new logos have Film in there. Either way works I suppose, but I kinda like it that the logo reflects the url as well.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    maybe I is, maybe I ain’t

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Being terrified at the opening sequence of ET in the theater.

  • DryButSoupy

    Probably seeing the original Star Wars or perhaps Empire.

    Seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark the first time was almost as cool.

  • DryButSoupy

    I don’t “hate” it…but if it wasn’t a Star Wars movie I think a lot more people would be picking apart its many problems. And I certainly don’t understand how people are able to say “best one” or “best one since Empire.” There are a few really cool parts, but as a whole it’s middling at best…and a lot of it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense EVEN within the movie’s own “internal logic.”

    I’ve only seen it once so far, so I’m curious to see if a second viewing alters my opinion any.

  • Comic Sans.

  • Nah, I like both. I get your point, though.

  • Am I the only one you likes when it’s FilmExodus and not just plain Exodus? If you drop film it’s like “wtf is exodus about?!”

  • William Dhalgren

    I now have RoboCop 1, 2, and 3. Haven’t seen the sequels in probably 20 years.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’m admittedly annoyed by Hollywood right now, but the trailer for it just came off as so self aggrandizing. I feel like when Hollywood makes films about the press, it’s really making films about itself.

  • William Dhalgren

    The one that I can most vividly remember is seeing Return of the Jedi at the theater. That movie will never suck for me because it is attached to such a strong, positive memory.

  • William Dhalgren

    Oh, no. I don’t begrudge people liking the film. But I still hate it.

  • William Dhalgren

    It says a lot about me that I first read this to say: “It still sucks ass.”

  • Poppity⛄

    Zane and Peter Gallagher – Perfect father/son combo!

  • Poppity⛄
  • Poppity⛄

    Atta boy, Will! I like this one but you are so right about the Black & Yellow one, particularly with it having a ‘noiris’ inspiration!

  • Poppity⛄

    There ya go!!!! 😀

  • Poppity⛄

    It’s not a bad movie and is a tolerable musical in that specific genre. But it’s long – it has an intermission!

  • Poppity⛄

    Ice, ice baby!

  • Poppity⛄

    He’s had a tracheotomy and has been wearing scarves and bandanas for a couple of years now to cover it up. To boot, he is very gaunt and does not look healthy. I had no idea that he was dying but he could very well be. Michael Douglas started yapping about his condition before Val even said anything publicly on his side. It was a rather douchy move.

  • Poppity⛄

    Dumb and Dumber and Harry’s butt crack – each and every time! LOL

  • Poppity⛄

    Just watch her emerging from the pool in CHiP’s. She was breastfeeding at the time and even shocked Dax to some extent!

  • Poppity⛄

    I have to say that it looks awfully good. I’m hesitating between this and the first one.

  • Poppity⛄

    I have the toughest time with these types of questions. I don’t think I can remember a specific ‘best of’ but I loved playing Barbies with my sister. We could create dialogues from the soap operas we watched, which were far too racy for mere pre-adolescents.
    In terms of pop culture, I’d have to say getting our NES was a pivotal life moment!

  • Poppity⛄

    That’s one of my kids’ fav movies. Got it on Blu-ray last year and it is highly worth it! I worship Blake Edwards!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    When i saw the thing, demon knight and monster squad all in the same day.
    It changed my life.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There was a time where action stars were making horror films
    Stallone made eye see you, Willis made sixth sense, Lundgren made the minion and Ford made what lies beneath.

    I miss those days.

  • I don’t really remember the first one, but Part 2 has a lot of digital and practical effects. I love seeing monster suits.

  • Jooshua

    Watching Alyssa Milano in Double Dragon

  • To quote Alvarez: You “poking the bear”?

  • End of Days is shot well, but boring. And hate to say it, but Arnie is horribly miscast.

  • When my babysitter showed me Jaws.

  • Nah. No one else is.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    loser

  • Indianamcclain

    “Why are the effects so good?” I had that question about the first Skyline.

  • Indianamcclain

    The Post was solid. I do think Spielberg’s direction really enhanced the material. Not sure that I would’ve liked it as much if someone else had made it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Go all in

  • I’m half dislexic.

    Edit: Changed original comment.

  • Hey @childofbellona:disqus saw The Last Jedi again. It still kicks ass.

  • 2 still kicks ass.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m drunk but shouldn’t that be ordered differently?

  • Favourite movie childhood memory! Go!

    First time seeing The Party.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    test
    double test
    Son of a bitch

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oooo
    I love steak

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yes, the Dracula Club, by no means the Van Helsing club.

    *covertly hides stakes

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dracula Club plays by no rules

  • Jooshua

    Wow. I must be going quietly insane.. or worse.. loudly sane.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Go watch Prince of the City

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s my cue. Time to get in bed and read.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    DRACULA CLUB ASSEMBLE!!

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s the spirit!

  • That decade was a rough transition for effects.

  • So you’re Jim Cameron’s novelty account!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Platypus?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yeah, the mix of color and the use of F, and EX will do that. It is indeed pretty near to Futura (which is a damn fine typeface).

  • TheGreenMalice

    Ah its pretty darn close to Futura Bold, the M was throwing it off though. It reminds me of the FedEx logo.

  • Jooshua

    I was hoping it would set off a mass comment surge in defiance of my negativity. We are rebels here after all.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    At least a few days.

  • Jooshua

    Oh wow. That’s a great choice.

  • Jooshua

    Well it certainly hasn’t stopped me from trying….

  • Jooshua

    No lol. Was it up for a while or something?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Nope. It’s a font called Humanist.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I wish it was Papyrus

  • TheGreenMalice

    Is the current logo a version of Futura?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A lil bit

  • William Dhalgren

    Knew it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He looks terrible.
    He’s not long for this world

  • William Dhalgren

    I had to put in on hold. Probably end up watching it in two parts.

  • William Dhalgren

    And he’s Scottish. That counts for something.

  • William Dhalgren

    This.

  • William Dhalgren

    I didnt know that. Hate to hear that.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It is

  • William Dhalgren

    That a euphemism for your wiener?

  • William Dhalgren

    The Santa Clause was on TV one day during the holidays and I was astonished at how bad the CGI was in that movie. Holy shit.

  • I don’t think I’ve seen that. I keep thinking of that forgettable Marky Mark movie, Four Brothers(?).

  • Indianamcclain

    He can do it. He’s intense as hell in Brothers.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Apparently it’s not online, but I keep seeing it on the TBS app

  • It has no right to be better than a SyFy movie– and it isn’t really— but it’s doing its damndest.

    You can tell the director is passionate.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    So many questions!! But seriously, they made a fucking sequel to that?

  • And most importantly, why is there a Miracle-Gro baby?

  • William Dhalgren

    Man, this movie is long. It’s a two-parter!

  • Link?

  • I have so many questions about Beyond Skyline… How did that horrible movie get a sequel? Why are the effects so good? Why are the guys from The Raid in it? Why do I kinda like it?

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I’m also adding her to my celebrity crush list.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I like the way Kristen Bell’s butt jiggles in the SAG Awards commercial.

  • (insert Michael Bay TMNT Michelangelo)

  • DryButSoupy

    Strong entrants in the logo contest. I think the third one still leads the pack by a nose. But this one is pretty cool.

  • The movie is a big slice of 90s cheese, and it really relies on that crappy early CG… but Michael Jai White and John Leguizamo give it their all.

    I recommend the animated HBO series.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    …bs.

  • It has decent small subreddits, but the defaults are a shit show. And the big subs have tyrannical mods.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Boo

  • I’d like to see him take more bizarre genre roles, like Elijah Wood.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I don’t like to play god.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Can you make the boobs bigger?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Once…
    There was a boy, who…

  • William Dhalgren
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • Sailor Monsoon

    130?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ll pay you in movies

  • William Dhalgren

    We will pay you in kind compliments. Unless it sucks.

  • William Dhalgren

    I got two discs with his movie. How long is this motherfucker?

  • William Dhalgren

    Are you shitting on me?

  • William Dhalgren

    The reviews are mostly garbage. Your plan is sound.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    3D printing

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I could do something like that, but a good logo that actually thematically fits the thing is a two week process minimum and I’m way too lazy to do that for something I’m not getting graded on or paid for.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’d love to see one kind of play around with the imagery of an exodus. But I have no skillz.

  • William Dhalgren

    You are going nuts. But not about this.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s really hard because they’re all quality logos

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Good good, I thought I was going nuts for a second.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Get it etched deep so you can feel the boobs.

  • William Dhalgren

    Yes, then. I see it.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Probably the only one that I saw, but it was quite good.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m going to get it laser etched onto my knife

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Nope. Was talking about option three from the post.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Should I email it and get it officially submitted?

  • Indianamcclain

    Last year was a terrible year for comedies. The Big Sick was the only one that I really liked.

  • William Dhalgren

    I thought you meant this one.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No i am not shitting on you

  • Cap_N_Jack

    On the Red/Black one?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I refuse to read reviews on there
    I’m only using it as a wishlist

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I thought it might. It’s a subtle way of letting people know what the site’s all about.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My heart done skipped a beat

  • William Dhalgren

    I don’t see that at all.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I like it a lot. Makes me think of the future.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Bene here a year. It’s southern wisconsin. I’m here for school and just have been so focused on that that I haven’t connected with anyone (which has never been my strong suit).

  • Sailor Monsoon

    All the colors of the gay

  • William Dhalgren

    Yeah, this one is unique in a subtle kind of way. I wonder what the colors are meant to denote.

  • Cap_N_Jack
  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yeah, but if we don’t want it emphasized, it should be done more elegantly than that. But just one guy’s opinion.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He’s dying of cancer
    He ain’t gonna do shit

  • William Dhalgren

    How long have you lived there? What part of the country are you in?

  • William Dhalgren

    Yeah, really enjoyed meeting her. I didn’t say a whole lot, but she was super nice.

  • William Dhalgren

    I don’t like to read reviews before I review a film, but I was rating it on Letterboxd last night and couldn’t help but see that some dumbass referred to the plot as run of the mill or something. Yeah, dumbass, the reason you think that is because just about every buddy cop film since The French Connection has borrowed at least some element from it.

  • William Dhalgren

    Are you shitting me?

  • William Dhalgren

    Shh. Val might hear you.

  • Yeah but I always found the word Film is derivitave or cliche. Neccesarry but cliche.

    Exodus is what stood out. Alas, all great designs!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It makes it look like it says ME and everyone knows that’s the most important thing

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I don’t want to be a jerk, but my graphic design sense really hates the way M and the E butt up against eachother. It makes it so you lose the end of the M and put all the emphasis on the word exodus.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m digging this logo as well.
    But i think the third one is still my favorite

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes i did and He’s fucking fantastic in it

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Finished Big Sick. Considering the ending is all traditional Rom-Com beats, it all works really damn well.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Meat pudding.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    He was also in that Shakespeare movie. You see that one?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I said good day!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m just fucking with you
    I’ve never seen it

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Never saw it

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Blasphemy. Good day, sir.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There’s no reason for that film to be as long as it is

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Get out of my house.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She’s good in it.
    And it’s well shot.
    Umm..
    And the hill is pretty
    That’s about it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He’s a goddamn genius

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You can’t deny it’s good.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    She really is. Also, Dmitri Martin should act in more stuff.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That film has 2 good songs and an hour and a half of filler

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You better run.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes i did
    Lake Bell is a gem

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I win

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I do love Lake Bell. Did you see In A World? I like that one a lot.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    The Sound of Music.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Evita

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    The Lion King.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Les misérables

  • Indianamcclain

    Sorcerer is phenomenal. It’s one of the few films that became one of my favorite movies after a first time watch.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You should also check out man up.
    It stars Simon Pegg and Lake Bell.
    I really enjoyed it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Sailor is off his rocker.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I know myself sometimes as often as three times a day.

    *nothing like a masturbation joke to ease the emotional reality of the comments thread.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I mean, La La land though…

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Different themes, same feel (and focus on low-key drama mixed with stand-up comedy performance).

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I agree but they’re not really comparable

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Its half a great idea

  • Cap_N_Jack

    The Big Sick is like a much better version of those two films Mike Birbiglia made (Sleepwalk with Me, Don’t Think Twice).

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That movie with Jamie Fox was pretty good.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Cooler than ice

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I defend butler because i know he’s great
    He’s just garbage at picking projects

  • William Dhalgren

    Yeah, you gotta go with your gut. Knowing yourself is half the battle.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Get out of my house

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That’s cool.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He hasn’t fucked in a long time

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Shots fired!

  • William Dhalgren

    Yes

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I feel the same about Brawl in Cell Block 99.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Gerard Butler is generally a movie ruiner, but I like that he stabs a bunch of dudes in the head.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He had no permits.
    He just took a camera and a car and told him to drive fast

  • Cap_N_Jack
  • William Dhalgren

    Val Kilmer fucks.

  • William Dhalgren
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh
    I’ll never watch either again

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yeah, you outline some of the problems I had with it:

    –It’s a meat market. I might not message somebody I’d really connect with in real life because I can’t get a sense of them beyond a picture on a website.

    –It’s weirdly skewed towards white trash men and women. I don’t say this to be cruel, but it’s just what I’ve seen.

    –I also think, and this is what I’ve come to after some soul searching, that I can’t make it work. I don’t connect to people that way and doing it online makes me unhappy.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I did initially, but on repeat viewings this one wins now.

  • William Dhalgren

    I think that’s the problem. I didn’t know that it was known for that scene. This is a problem with watching and reviewing classic films.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Val Kilmer fucks in that film

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I liked white house down more

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    God damn it now I have a crazy urge to watch it again.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    It’s mindless entertainment on a lazy Saturday night. Yes, both you guys and the movie.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Damn near perfect

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yes, yes you do. It’s my favorite thing I see on my facebook feed. Every post makes me happy.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’m a fan. I had to buy it finally this year.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Yes but it’s goooood.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Been meaning to watch it for a while…though it’s loooong.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s a great car chase.
    But there have been better ones over the years

  • William Dhalgren

    Ooh, Heat.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Because musicals suck

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    We’re not worth it. Then again, neither is that movie.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    True but del toro just wrote it
    And the references were fun

  • William Dhalgren

    It’s awkward. I get it. I never had to do it, but my friend does it, and it has its own set of problems. Not the least of which being the fact that women often hide their income bracket but publicly advertise that they are looking for men who make more than 100K. The profile pic system is also rigged against women who do not have particularly striking faces (or who do not photograph well) but which have other physical characteristics that a man might find attractive.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Oh man I need to see that.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Free Fire was a blast in the theatre. Really fun and enthusiastic crowd.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    One of the best ever. You should like the Hank Scorpio facebook page if you haven’t. You’ll see why.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    The one with Scorpio is my favorite.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I’m mindlessly watching Olympus Has Fallen while typing stupid shit to you guys on my phone

  • Cap_N_Jack

    See the Del Toro one was not that good to me, just a bunch of references to his work in the animation style of the simpsons. If they bring in a guest animator, I want things to get weird.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Tonight’s library haul:
    The Big Sick
    There Will Be Blood (seen it before)
    Heat
    Logan (seen it before)
    Free Fire

  • William Dhalgren

    I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with them or people who do enjoy them. I don’t know why I don’t watch stuff like that.

  • William Dhalgren

    By the way, I really enjoyed The French Connection, but the car chase didn’t leave much of an impression on me.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Shut up! That’s awesome!

  • William Dhalgren

    Gotta give the little princess a bath first.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Del toro had a great one and i dug the banksy one a lot

  • Cap_N_Jack

    The best things I’ve seen of modern simpsons are the couch gags from Rick and Morty and the one from Don Hertzfeld (which is actually how I discovered Hertzfeld).

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Oh I have no desire to be the strong silent type. My in-person persona is something akin to a failed stand-up comic.

    My real problem at the moment, if I look at it unemotionally is not anything to do with me (at least not directly). I just don’t have any friends. I don’t know anyone in this town and hence have no one to get to know.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I’ve never seen Tommy

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Haha, I thought you were making fun of online dating.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I didn’t mind Tommy

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Well played

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This is true

  • William Dhalgren

    I guess I’m gonna pop in Prince of the City anc continue my gritty urban 60s-70s film marathon.

  • William Dhalgren

    Oh. I have only seen parts. Never been big on music films. Or whatever you call it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve seen that one

  • William Dhalgren

    Oh, I was kidding about his comment about not being able to get a girl as pretty as Gadot.

  • William Dhalgren

    Read my comment above. It was meant for you.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Slacker

  • William Dhalgren

    The best thing I could say to a young fella is to go out with your friends where there are a lot of people, have a drink (or two, but don’t get hammered) and focus on enjoying yourself with your friends. Laugh. Genuinely laugh. Have fun. Something will happen eventually. Because women like to see men who know how to smile and laugh because those guys look like fun. If you post up in a bar with your friends and cop the hardest look you can manage and expect women to be impressed the way they are by the strong silent types in movies, you will fail every time.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Sarcasm?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Sailor hasn’t seen everything unfortunately

  • William Dhalgren

    “They’ve always been either shallow or nuts”

    You’ve just described women.

    I’m only kidding.

    (Mostly)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I will defend some episodes here and there and the special guest directed couch gags are fucking phenomenal (honestly, why aren’t they the whole episodes?) But the seasons as a whole are god awful.
    It’s sad how bad It’s gotten.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    What?!?

  • William Dhalgren

    Sailor knows stuff.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’m told by a lot of people that it works and there’s no shame in it. But I think I was born about twenty years too late.

  • William Dhalgren
  • Cap_N_Jack

    Oh completely. If you defend modern simpsons, I will quite literally have trouble being friends with you. Early simpsons shaped my sense of humor more than anything else in existence and remains something that’s really important to me.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve never seen The Wall

  • William Dhalgren

    You can’t have any pudding?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Guess what?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The show never gets better than season 4 & 5 but it’s still very solid till 12.
    It’s absolutely unwatchable now.

  • William Dhalgren

    You can’t have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat!

  • William Dhalgren
  • Cap_N_Jack

    Eh, i just watched season 9 for the first time and the cracks are sure as hell showing.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule
    It’s one of the great comedic characters of the last 10 years

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s good till season 12.
    But after that….

  • Cap_N_Jack

    This.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’m an incredibly dedicated fan of seasons 1-8.

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • William Dhalgren

    It’s true, Kemosabe. I’ve made my choice!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ah
    One of my lists was going to be the 100 greatest simpsons episodes
    I gave up on it immediately

  • William Dhalgren

    You can both respect women and be biologically attracted to them. I’m not blaming you, though. If I were your age, I would be terrified to date at all, let alone look adoringly at a woman.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’m not particularly interested, tbh. And, I have to say, I am not really interested in Spielberg these days.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’m not sure people agree with me. I think I’ve seen people here say it was just OK for them.

  • William Dhalgren

    I think I ended up rating it 3.5 on Letterboxd, but I have to say that I didn’t feel strongly about it.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’ve got ten years on you, sonny.

  • William Dhalgren

    Did he say why?

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s the only movie I have liked him in.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    “Don’t smell”

    Damn I was so close. I smell great.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That’s more like it.

  • Cap_N_Jack
  • Indianamcclain

    Yes, for Hateful Eight. I think that’s something that the DGA does yearly. Nolan also interviewed Edgar Wright about Baby Driver as well.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It will all work out my friend

  • Indianamcclain

    It did, but for me Sasso was the highlight. Dude could just stand in the background and be the funniest part of a sketch.

    My favorite of his is the one that chronicles Elvis’s last days. He’s giving a genuinely great performance in that sketch.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nolan interviewed him a couple of years ago

  • Indianamcclain

    I don’t think he’s a Nolan fan either. He’s always omitted Nolan’s films from his best of lists.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My mind went to The Wall

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’m willing to spend the next hour making the comment ‘Eat the pudding’ repeatedly, but I wonder if anyone would appreciate the reference.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Oddly I’ve been asked out by very attractive women a couple of times but they’ve always been either shallow or nuts.

    Honestly, I’m confident. I’m nice. And if I smell, no one has told me. I vent on here when I get frustrated, but from a real-life standpoint, I do fine. I fit in in just about every social group, am a good conversationalist, and generally well-liked. I’m just clinically depressed and anxious and have trouble sorting things out in my head. It will all work out.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You all disappoint me

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Here’s an absolute truth:
    Women are turned on by a man’s character and not his looks.
    But they’re also turned off by low self-esteem.
    Be confident
    Be nice
    Don’t smell

  • Jooshua

    That’s a great choice. MadTV had some great talent. Key and Peele especially.

  • Indianamcclain

    So Whalberg is donating the money he made off the reshoots towards the Time’s Up Legal Defense Fund.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I will. I’m trying to branch out a bit. Join a church maybe. Join a club. Something that makes me interact with people.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Oh no, not a goblin, just realistically, a fairly average looking dude. My low self-esteem is innate (genetic, actually, runs in the family) but I know empirically where I stand.

    And in re-reading that, I sound like a crazy person.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He also loved the latest three musketeers movie and thought drive wasn’t good.
    His taste in film is suspect to say the least

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve seen your face Jack
    Stop thinking your a goblin because your not

  • Jooshua

    There doesn’t seem to be any way that we’re hitting 10,000 comments. It’s Saturday evening and we haven’t even made it to 3000.

  • Indianamcclain

    Then I think Will Sasso should’ve been nominated for his work on Mad TV.

  • Jooshua

    Well it’s kind of a numbers game. You just message as many girls you’re interested in as possible.

    Also don’t say that about yourself! You project that out into the world and girls you talk to can sense it and are turned off.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve been there.
    It sucks when you feel like every attempt is futile and that nobody wants you.
    But you just gotta get back on that horse.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’ve online dated off and on for years. Never really works for me. It feels too forced trying to find common ground with someone you meet online, and, cards on the table, I’m not good-looking enough that people tend to communicate with me on those platforms.

  • Jooshua

    Yes. Kate McKinnon just won for Saturday Night Live. But there have been so many more, including guest actors.

    And Amy Schumer was nominated for Inside Amy Schumer.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    And Imogen Poots!

  • Jooshua

    Online dating? That’s how I met my girlfriend. It’s a bit nerve-wracking at first, but it works.

    Anna Kendrick, Jennifer Lawrence, Aubrey Plaza, and Priyanka Chopra are my only crushes that are similar to girls I’ve actually dated.

    No way I’m getting a girl like Gal Gadot.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I realize that this is true. It just happens eventually. But in the meantime, I’m bummed out.

  • Indianamcclain

    Do actors on sketch comedy shows get Emmys?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Rhea Seehorn had a standout year for her work on Better Call Saul. It wasn’t flashy, emmy-style acting, but she had a beautiful arc as a woman who’s amazing at her job but caught between being competent and loving someone who makes bad decisions. That show is criminally underrecognized for a number of things, but she was and is, always great.

  • Indianamcclain

    Tarantino said Dano brought There Will Be Blood down for him.

  • Indianamcclain

    That’s disappointing considering Cera’s character was a dick.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s honestly the only way to find someone.
    Forget all of those maxim tips or whatever bullshit.
    The only true way to find someone is to look and you will eventually find someone.

  • Jooshua

    Who do you think are some actors or actresses who have deserved Emmy nominations for their roles on shows that weren’t Emmy worthy? I know there was a better way to word that but my flu is messing with my brain.

    I’d say Misha Collins as Castiel in Supernatural. It’s not an Emmy award worthy show, but he’s played like 12 versions of the character and they are all vastly different from one another.

    Also Dule Hill – Psych, Tom Mison – Sleepy Hollow, Rashida Jones – Angie Tribeca, Matthew Gray Gubler – Criminal Minds, Lauren Graham – Gilmore Girls, Kristen Bell – Veronica Mars..

    ..and Rose McIver – iZombie. She’s literally like the Tatiana Maslany of comedy.

  • Indianamcclain

    Some people don’t think he was young enough, or that he didn’t quip enough. I have more respect for an actor that doesn’t fit the bill, but is still able to make me believe that they’re a certain character. That’s another reason why I love Keaton’s Batman as well.

  • Cap_N_Jack


    I want to say something glib (sort of my thing) but I actually appreciate the sentiment.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yeah, he probably serves as evidence that not only women are judged as actors based on their level of attractiveness. He looks unconventional but that really shouldn’t matter.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’ll find someone buddy
    Just gotta keep looking

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He’s one of the best actors of his generation.
    He is an actor that would’ve been a huge fucking star in the 70’s.

  • Indianamcclain

    I liked that he wasn’t your average leading man type.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yeah, he’s been good in everything I’ve seen him in.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    IGNORE ME!!!

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Also, unlike every other girl I mentioned, she’s the type I gravitate towards in real life. They don’t gravitate towards me mind you (especially not girls as attractive as Kazan) but the point still stands.

    …I’m really lonely guys.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Hush your lip holes
    The adults are talking

  • Indianamcclain

    Happens every year with Best Picture nominees/winners. People are already starting to turn on Three Billboards.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They make an adorable couple

  • Jooshua

    Oh she’s a great one. She’s wonderful in Ruby Sparks with Paul Dano.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’m watching The Big Sick and I want to add Zoe Kazan to my list of celebrity crushes.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s a solid C+

  • Indianamcclain

    Prestige didn’t do anything for you?

  • Indianamcclain

    I love that book.

  • Jooshua

    That’s the only one I haven’t seen.

  • Jooshua

    I feel like I didn’t have enough time with the black and red one.

  • Indianamcclain

    YouTube for Kubrick, everywhere else for Lynch.

  • Indianamcclain

    I hope Tom Cruise actually gets cast. It’d be awesome to see him in a Tarantino film.

  • Indianamcclain

    I’m supposed to go see that today. I’d rather see The Post instead.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Eh, maybe. But if the last year evinced anything, it was that an over robust sense of respect for women is probably ok.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Nooooooooo!

  • William Dhalgren

    Adding them as I think of them.

    Carla Gugino

  • William Dhalgren

    You young guys have been raised with too much guilt.

  • William Dhalgren

    Oh, man, Erin Gray. I met her once about ten years ago. Still beautiful and so graceful.

    Loved her going back to Buck Rogers and Silver Spoons.

  • William Dhalgren

    I really liked him as Spidey. It seems popular now to retroactively say he was awful.

  • William Dhalgren

    Everyone seems so ready to declare the next Spielberg or Scorsese or whathaveyou.

  • William Dhalgren

    There hasn’t been enough talk about Batman being a fad lately.

  • William Dhalgren

    Dunkirk is one of my favorite movies from last year. Maybe in a decade.

  • William Dhalgren

    Malice, Malice! Think of what you’re saying, dude.

  • William Dhalgren

    I never use Reddit. Never.

  • William Dhalgren

    Oh, bother.

  • William Dhalgren

    Glad I’m not the only one to get that.

  • William Dhalgren

    I got that.

  • William Dhalgren

    #toosoon

  • William Dhalgren

    I love this one. Reminds me of something noir-ish.

    EDIT: It reminds me of The Man Who Wasn’t There poster.

  • William Dhalgren

    OK. I’ve decided, the current Black and Yellow header is my favorite.

  • William Dhalgren

    I need to go back and rewatch that some time. I saw that at the theater and knew absolutely nothing about Spawn.

  • William Dhalgren

    Paul Dano is my pick for being put in a rocket and fired at the sun.

  • William Dhalgren

    Yep, it is limited in some ways for sure.

  • William Dhalgren

    Wunderlist works great for my wife and I. I have not tried others, though.

  • William Dhalgren

    Got to see I, Tonya today. It was good, but I was hoping for something more. I felt like it was too cheeky at times. Like, you know these are real people, but some of the stuff they’re saying makes them sound like characters in a movie. Like they’re playing the shit for a laugh rather than letting the material stand as it is.

  • William Dhalgren

    Google is the sign of the beast, man.

  • William Dhalgren

    Sorcerer, man. Sorcerer.

  • William Dhalgren

    Dream come true, Soupy. Dream come true.

  • Yeah. On the phone. Google.

  • Jooshua
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Michael jai white or bust

  • Interesting. I don’t have a Google Home. I assume this is through the calender app?

  • When you set the reminder, you choose daily, weekly, monthly or yearly.

  • No. Jason Blum has committed to his “Spawn is Jaws now” idea. Script is done. It’s greenlit.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I actually think it really turned out nicely. I think it fits us and the subtle allusion to movies with the colors makes me happy. I count it as a joint effort between the two of us.

  • Can you then assign it to reset itself the next day? I do the same things every weekday. It can be mind-numbing, so it’s good for me to have it all laid out.

  • I mean when I say “add baking soda to my grocery list” my list has a bunch of checkboxes. When I set a reminder to give my dog his monthly medicine, and I give it to him, it strikes a line through the reminder on my calendar.

  • It’s… beautiful. Why have some of the blue & orange, when you can have all of the blue and orange?

  • But is there a list with checkboxes? That’s what I need. If it just buzzes and says “do task X,” I might not be available for task X at that time. A flurry of reminders throughout my shift would not work.

  • I can’t think of anything more efficient than google.

  • Where are you guys dealing with these fan bases? I guess I’ve tuned them out for the most part… (limiting my Reddit time helped).

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Sexy raccoon

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s how you get the best actors:
    Trickery.

  • He’s got those eyelashes that are either too thick or too long. Raccoon eyes.

  • I’d rather Tarantino trick Cruise into being in a good movie like PT Anderson did.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Even if it deals with her murders, which i doubt, he wasn’t at the murders.
    So it can definitely be told without him

  • I hope, but he’s been talking about it for ages… It’s supplanted movies like Ghostbusters 3 as “I’ll believe it when I’m in the theater.”

  • It’s happening.

  • Todd needs to shit or get off the pot.

  • It’s definitely happening. But Spawn isn’t going to speak. Blumhouse is producing. It’s happening.

  • That reminds me of the Spawn reboot that will probably never happen.

  • Jooshua

    It seems like he might have a small part considering Sharon Tate is in it. But you might be right. It might be more in the style of ‘Summer of Sam’.

  • I don’t know if Manson will even be in the movie, but my pick is Eddie Redmayne doing a George W. Bush impersonation. That’s Manson.

  • DryButSoupy

    It’s worth giving a shot. It’s not as cynical as The Office. The guy who played Gareth on The Office wrote and directed (as well as co-stars.)

  • Jooshua

    I’m hit or miss when it comes to Nolan. I like Memento, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Inception, and Interstellar.

    Everything else I feel pretty “meh” about.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Paul Dano was my pick but i don’t even think manson will be in it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This is true

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That i don’t know but it wouldn’t have surprised me

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He was considered for bill and there was a character written specifically for him in Django but it was ultimately cut

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’ve been saying this for years!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I love Nolan’s movies. You’re just biased because you think Batman is a fad. I see right through you.

  • Jooshua

    I also think Jared Leto would make for an interesting Charles Manson, but he might be too old. Maybe Evan Peters from American Horror Story? Or Paul Dano?

  • Tarantino isn’t interested in actors that get fat for roles, or actors in a fat suit. He likes actors that are fat now, that aren’t fat actors. So Nic Cage is ripe.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I had no idea. He would have been great in either. Was he considered for Bill or was it something else?

  • All 3 entries are pretty great. Don’t mind the first two entries with the dashes of imagery to signify movie news tho

  • Jooshua

    Wasn’t he considered for Hateful Eight as well?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Picture that character in a Tarantino movie
    That Tarantino movie is now the best movie

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    So many, so little time…
    Over the years there’s been a lot of changes, but here we go.
    Yvonne Craig
    Erin Gray
    Carrie Fisher
    Those 3 alone I knew I was straight before I was 5.
    Alyssa Milano
    Elisha Cuthbert
    Mia Kirshner
    Emma Stone
    Deborah Ann Woll
    Emma Watson
    Evangeline Lilly
    Ana De Armas

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Tarantino has tried working with him for years.
    He was considered for both kill bill and django

  • Buy me a Diet Coke Blood Orange

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    JINX!!

  • Watch Tropic Thunder.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Watch Tropic Thunder.

  • Flip Flops, and Leonardo DiCaprio literally talking down to that shorter and older man.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Both solid choices. It seemed like Costner was making a comeback a few years ago and now it’s quiet. I’ve always loved that guy.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I wanna see him fat
    Fat tom cruise

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That man used to be gorgeous

  • My girlfriend and I caught a snippet of like ‘Sniper 2’ or some shit on cable the other night, starring Billy Zane. She commented that he is too pretty.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Platform shoes or bust.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Billy Zane is always my go to but I’m betting money he’ll go after either Eric Roberts or Kevin Costner

  • My hope is that Tarantino frames Tom Cruise realistically to his actual height. Not sure if Cruise would sign off on that, but that’s one thing I’d like to see from the collaboration.

  • I’ll have to see if Google has a To-Do list similar to Wunderlist. It’s not like the alarms/calendar/event planner. Bit hard to explain, but it’s very efficient for keeping track of what I do every weekday.

  • If you have an android, why don’t you just use google for everything? I’m like, “ok google, set a reminder for…” and it adds it to my calendar. Why use anything else?

  • Thanks. I am vetting them carefully.

  • Jooshua

    That would honestly be so Tarantino like to cast Billy Zane. He seems like someone who likes to revive careers and cast up and comers that he likes.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • This guy crushes.

  • It’s been really useful, but I wish I could enlarge the checkboxes, and have it automatically reset itself M-F… Unless I’m missing something, I have to uncheck a lot of tasks every night.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Wunderlist is my go-to. Other than that, I got nothing.

  • Does anyone use task apps? I have Wunderlist on my android, but I’m looking for an alternative.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I vote Billy Zane.

    Edit: And an obligatory vote for Eva Green because I love Eva Green.

  • Jooshua

    This new Quentin Tarantino movie could be wild. Starring (hopefully) Leonardo DiCaprio, Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, and Al Pacino.

    Who else is Tarantino going after for this movie?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But it’s the only road I’ve ever known

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s crazy but it’s not obtuse.
    By the end of it, you’ll know exactly what it’s about.
    Its just intentionally confusing at first.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Let’s not go down this road again.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    WITNESS ME!!!

  • Jooshua

    In no particular order…

    Anna Kendrick
    Jennifer Lawrence
    Zoe Saldana
    Yvonne Strahovski
    Morena Baccarin
    Sarah Shahi
    Vera Farmiga
    Gal Gadot
    Chloe Bennet
    Kristen Wiig
    Aubrey Plaza
    Hannah Simone
    Scarlett Johansson
    Elizabeth Olsen
    Kate Winslet
    Priyanka Chopra

    I’m not a player I just crush a lot…

  • Poppity⛄

    I would not buy it, that’s for sure, but now you have sparked my interest. Perhaps a bit of crazy could be good for me. LOL

  • Jooshua

    I was having trouble sleeping normally. It was like a half asleep, half awake craziness where I was positive I was part of whatever was playing on the TV in the background lol.

    The Shield or Agents of?

    I don’t think I could live with a roommate. Especially a random person I haven’t known for a while. Good luck and Godspeed.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m aiming for 100 films this year.
    That’ll give me 100 obscure films and 100+ of what-have.

  • Jooshua

    That sounds like a fascinating way to experience that film. My mushroom experiences ranged from watching Finding Nemo on OnDemand, then watching it in rewind where I’m pretty sure it was the same movie in reverse, to numerous people taking turns at staring in a mirror for about 30 minutes a piece.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I would pay for your internet or movie or whatever.
    I want to see pops go blind with rage

  • Poppity⛄

    I can only imagine. I’d still be up for it, though. Perhaps that’s the boredom of no-frills internet access speaking. :-/

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Picture who’s afraid of Virginia Woolfe but directed by lynch.
    But 20000× more crazy

  • Cap_N_Jack

    No worries, I didn’t make that one 😀

  • Poppity⛄

    Did you make the black and red one? If so, it is very sleek and I did like it, but it perhaps reminded me too of The Bold and the Beautiful title. It should be more relaxed. I hope I don’t sound like a jerk saying that. I couldn’t do any of what you savvy graphics guys are doing.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1322cb1e63228867460e20ec9fcf3127d7af1a6062659092737940939b1754ec.png

  • Poppity⛄

    Plenty of time Sailor, me boy. But in doing so, you’d have to give up on your obscure stuff.

  • Poppity⛄

    Oooh, me likey. Darn, I really like the current one but I would love to see this featured!

  • Poppity⛄

    I think this scheme is my fav!! I vote for this! 😀

  • Poppity⛄

    You are scarred for life!! haha

  • Poppity⛄

    It’s gray for me too.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    A coworker of mine told me about that. Never got around to watching it though.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I like that this one has a subtle slash in front of Film Exodus. Just to poke the bear a little.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Film Exodus: Keeping you abreast of pop culture news.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I felt like I misjudged the audience with my first one. People want something straightforward and elegant. So I made this simple but pretty.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • damn that’s fine!

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I made this with you in mind. One Jack to another. I was going to wait but then I remembered DBMI said anonymity wasn’t a big deal now so here.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3d12733d244a6a6d4c4d8722117be3fca2746c1f47370e96945309eddef0a4b1.png

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Man, I was with you until this bit. He has some pretty damn obnoxious detractors.

  • Poppity⛄

    I would definitely do it if I had a chance to see it. I just know that I would hate everything about it already, though. LOL

  • Poppity⛄

    You are so right! He was my first crush! Chest hair is God’s gift to women!!!! 😛

  • Poppity⛄

    I once went to the stylist with a picture of Mia Farrow from Rosemary’s Baby but my head is too big, so it looks like I have on a football helmet. Her hair looked so cute in that movie and was very nicely layered in the back.

  • Cap_N_Jack
  • Poppity⛄

    I wouldn’t doubt it, sadly so. She has also become more prominent and is vying for better roles, so she is likely twerking her little imperfections. She is about my age and stays out of the sun so she looks pretty good and her skin is in great condition. Whatevas … her mistake. I myself will age gracefully … no dough for Botox and that other nonsense but I wouldn’t choose it even if I did.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I feel like a bad person for knowing she did full frontal in that movie. Like I haven’t seen it and I know that. Being a guy is kind of grody sometimes.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She put me in a trance in the film trance.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I love Michael Cera

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I first saw her in Seven Pounds and have been in love with her ever since.

  • TheGreenMalice

    There is something about Rosario. I imagine that her role in Clerks 2 is close to how she is in real life. It’s probably not true, but I don’t want to know.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Emma Stone, Emmy Rossum, and Rosario Dawson.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Apparently the Michael Cera character in Molly’s game is a stand-in for real life Tobey Maguire. Not sure that’s helpful, but it seemed relevant.

  • I could Google some side-by-side images, but I’ll just say that something looked off about her in the new Jurassic World trailer– and she almost seemed to be speaking unnaturally, like her lips were swollen or something. I could be wrong, but she seems to be getting a lot of work done.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Get outta here!

  • TheGreenMalice

    I think there is an overreaction on both sides. He’s a decent filmmaker.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I dunno.
    I think the obvious solution is to go back to the tits one.
    Everyone loved it.

  • So, kids, I’m not saying you should all dose yourselves up and watch you some Sam Raimi movies.

    But I am.

  • TheGreenMalice

    The solution is black text.

  • I assume it’s because he’s not a hottie.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My eyes are seeing the white as grey

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh, people turned on him hard after dark knight rises.
    Anything that’s popular will eventually get a terrible fanbase

  • TheGreenMalice

    The yellow color scheme doesn’t work on my monitor. It’s too washed out with the white text.

  • TheGreenMalice

    I don’t see many “detractors”. It’s mostly people who say his films are good, just not the second coming of Jesus Christ.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I just figured out, much to my dismay, that I’ve only seen 370 out of the 1001 movies you need to see before you die book

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes but his detractors are even worse

  • TheGreenMalice

    Nolan’s fan base is the absolute worst. I would take **insert any pop music fan base** over his.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes.
    Yes it really, really is

  • Emmy Rossum and Aubrey Plaza.

  • Outbreak

  • DryButSoupy

    Not every woman can pull off short hair like that. And generally speaking I like women with longer hair. But those who CAN pull it off…*sigh*

  • DryButSoupy

    It’s not every day that the cute star of a sitcom grows up to do a lesbian scene in a cheesy erotic vampire movie.

  • DryButSoupy

    So…it’s like life?

  • DryButSoupy

    The first time I watched Evil Dead 2 (my first exposure to the Evil Dead series) I was in college. Like many college students I was…er…”experimenting” with certain substances. My friend thought that eating some mushrooms would be perfect for the occasion. He was always singing the praises of that movie. I wasn’t a big fan of horror films at the time…and even though I had a morbid curiosity about the occult, “witchcraft”, and other esoterica of that nature it still could freak me out a little bit. I had some reservations, but I wasn’t going to admit to my friends that I might get skeerd. If shit started to go sideways I could always go outside for some fresh air.

    It was a test of my psychological constitution at first, but once I realized how over the top and funny it was I was fine. And I enjoyed it. And to be honest, if I had been stone cold sober the first time I watched it I might have been disappointed that it was more funny than scary and ended up thinking the whole thing was stupid.

    And before you ask, no, I don’t do psychedelics anymore. The law of diminishing returns applies especially to drugs. So, kids, I’m not saying you should all dose yourselves up and watch you some Sam Raimi movies. Don’t do drugs. Just say no, etc.

  • Indianamcclain

    Oh I’m sure there are others that I’m not aware of.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Eva Green. The Goddess.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Nolan and Villeneuve’s fanbases aren’t exactly peachy keen either.

  • TheDeadFellow

    If you thought the first half was crazy, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

  • Indianamcclain

    Some filmmakers have the worst fan bases. Hardcore Kubrick, and Lynch fans are usually big film snobs.

  • Indianamcclain

    What happened to Tobey McGuire? Everytime I watch the Spidey trilogy I’m impressed at how good he is. Dude needs a comeback.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It was the best film I’ve seen in a long time

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You forgot the ultimate crush:
    The Selleck

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I would give anything in the world to see you review that film

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Those lil Asian hands work wonders

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I remember liking it as a kid but that was 10000 years ago

  • Glad you got caught up on sleep!

  • Thanks! : )

  • Poppity⛄

    I spent the whole of this past week catching up on sleep. The holidays wiped me out! I hope you will be feeling better soon. 🙂

  • I’m just waiting for some new entries.

    Off to read your Shield reviews. Just got caught up on last two.

    Tablet won’t turn on again! Gonna try with the ex’s charger this weekend.

  • Oh man, that sucks. I just had that and was hoping to catch up on some films but ended up sleeping for 14 hours straight. Caught up on Shield tonight and some Colbert while cleaning the apartment to interview roomies today.

  • Poppity⛄

    It probably seems a little off-centre because the line underneath the texts gradually trails off.

  • Poppity⛄

    I think it is sleek but yes, there’s something a little off-putting that I can’t exactly put my finger on. I wish we could somehow combine the first and the second logos.

  • Poppity⛄

    Sailor thrives on sleep deprivation. Most things only make sense to him!

  • Poppity⛄

    That movie is legitimately awful. Jennifer Jones and Fred Astaire and terribly mismatched but I guess they were just happy to have been remembered at that point in time.

  • Poppity⛄

    Who knew that you were so easy to please? 😉

  • Poppity⛄

    Damn you to hell! We are all going to overthrow you to get your spot!

  • Poppity⛄

    I was thinking of reviewing some William Holden movies “in celebration” of his 100th birthday next month. He’s also in The Bridge on the River Kwai which I must review for the AFI. Holden had a hugely diverse filmography!

  • Poppity⛄
  • Poppity⛄

    She was so cute in her “Who’s the Boss” days and even “Charmed”. I always envied that she was able to wear short hair/pixie cuts so well.

  • Poppity⛄

    You think she’s had surgery? Her face has always been quite unique but I can see where she could be tweaking a bit in the chin area. I know that she has gone up and down on the scale because of her pregnancies, so perhaps she needs some pulling to deal with the loose skin. If that’s the case, it is a shame.

  • Poppity⛄

    A redhead lover! 😀

  • Poppity⛄

    I drool over Gabriel Byrne but more from 10-15 years ago. Of course, there’s vintage Connery. I also hold a torch for some Classic actors. 🙂

  • Poppity⛄

    Not unless this thing is copy and pasted for another 3-4 weekends, at least. We are good until Valentine’s Day … 😀

  • Poppity⛄

    LOL On one occasion, I had a very high fever and was having hallucinations which made everything so odd and uncontrollable. So I can only imagine what a nightmare it would have been had I also been watching a complex film at the same time!

  • Poppity⛄

    I would love to see you tackle Rom-coms as much as you would like to see me tackle Horror. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The first half is designed to drive you insane
    The second half is a celebration of insanity

  • Jooshua

    It’s horrifying trying to watch psychological thrillers or movies that put you at unease while you are in a state of fever delusions.

    I tried to pop in ‘mother!’ because I haven’t seen it and I just wanted to see how I would react. I was pretty sure I was going insane within the first half an hour and had to turn it off before I was sucked into some sort of quantum realm.

    Now I’m watching Friends. Nothing like a fever to make a laugh track seem more unsettling than a Cronenberg film.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No
    I don’t like mountain dew

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Did you order the code red?!!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Objection

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Over ruled

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Sustained.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s a vicious cycle

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    IT WAS A LIE! IT WAS ALL A LIE! It actually was a lie.

  • Bryce needs to pump the brakes on the plastic surgery though. That may be slimy to say, but I think some celebrities overdo it. She’s naturally pretty.

  • I’ll have to check that out. I’m catching up on Rick & Morty, so Harmon has been on my radar.

  • TheGreenMalice

    Hah, you may have a “type”.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No i haven’t actually

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Mine as well
    My first one i believe was milla jovovich from fifth element

  • DryButSoupy

    ScoJo is top of my list. I just didn’t say her because I thought she’d be too mainstream or obvious.

    I can never come up with answers when someone asks questions like this. My mind goes blank.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s been on my list forever

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Lucy Liu
    Scarlet Johansson

  • Indianamcclain

    Friedkin is such an interesting filmmaker. I appreciate that he wasn’t afraid to take risks with his films.

  • Indianamcclain

    Between Jessica Chastain, and Bryce Dallas Howard.

  • Indianamcclain

    Did you see it in 3D?

  • William Dhalgren
  • DryButSoupy

    Legion inspired a little crush on Rachel Keller.

  • DryButSoupy

    That surprises me. You need to get on that.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGIY5Vyj4YM

  • William Dhalgren

    You need to fix that as soon as possible.

  • TheGreenMalice

    She was on… I think Harmontown, a while back. She is quite charming in “real life”.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve never seen network

  • William Dhalgren

    I’m also reviewing Network for AFI.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Lumet beats all

  • William Dhalgren

    We’ll see.

  • Seriously, Alia Shawkat has stood out to me lately.

  • William Dhalgren

    I have to admit, though, I love seeing Sciretta squirm.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    French connection

  • William Dhalgren

    Than?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s better

  • William Dhalgren

    But, seriously, I’ve always had a thing for Alyssa Milano.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I respect those lil Asian women

  • William Dhalgren
  • DryButSoupy

    That’s 90 minutes longer than my last massage.

  • Get Scheer on the phone!

  • This “recycled thread” anarchy feels like we’re cheating.

    I’m all for it.

  • TheGreenMalice

    Ah the sweet sultry voice of whiskey and cigarette ashes.

  • I get that. I’m torn. I like having them discuss their work, but once they start getting really defensive, sometimes I wonder “what did you expect? That everyone would love your film?” Just seems like wasted energy if you have the clout to make another film.

    But I also have a hard time grasping social media in general, especially after 2017.

  • Back in Time probably. Haven’t seen it this

  • Nick Nolte

  • TheGreenMalice

    Celebrity Crushes? Go!

  • DryButSoupy

    After a Netflix break for a while I’m adding things to my list…I just discovered “Detectorists.” British comedy. Pretty good.

  • William Dhalgren

    Yeah. What I thought, too.

  • William Dhalgren

    Went to the video store today and there was a documentary on Back to the Future playing. It made me wonder if you’d seen it, but I forgot to ask what it was called. #fail

  • DryButSoupy

    I haven’t, actually. I googled it and it looks like it’s got potential.

  • William Dhalgren

    I also rented Prince of the City. Have you heard of that?

  • William Dhalgren

    I like to take my time, Sails.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I heard they all did the reshoots for free

  • DryButSoupy

    Good flick.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think the film is top notch and i also dig the remake.
    But that one requires buddies and booze

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    It’s centered on my phone, but depending on how wide I make my browser, it goes a little left.

  • William Dhalgren

    I think you’re missing the point I was making.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It only takes me about 15 to get the happy ending

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    The tits logo dominated after that one. Maybe the first one can make a return. Wink, wink.

  • William Dhalgren

    I need to take a shower and go watch The French Connection.

  • William Dhalgren

    Dammmmmmnnnnnn right.

  • Indianamcclain

    Someone uploaded all the uncut footage to YouTube. The shower kill was pretty good.

  • I think Obi-Wan was right tho. Technically Anakin was killed by Darth Vader in a figurative sense. Anakin had to “die” for Darth Vader to live.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    90 minute massage!?
    Goddamn

  • William Dhalgren

    I have a 90 minute massage scheduled for tomorrow morning and I, Tonya scheduled for the afternoon. I am looking forward to tomorrow, people.

  • The March for 4000 comments is on

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Watched the first two episodes of Wormwood on Netflix. Interesting documentary with high end “re-enactments”.

  • William Dhalgren

    Here is my answer to that article you sent. And, by the way, thanks for sending it. I enjoyed it.

    It’s a bullshit argument. If filmmakers were this restricted by the narratives of previous films, Empire Strikes Back could never have ended the way it did. Obi-Wan explicitly told Luke that his father was killed by Darth Vader. Ergo, Vader cannot be Luke’s father because it would contradict the previous film.

    No film series is EVER that restricted by the logic of its predecessors. If that were the case, the prequels would be very different. TFA would be very different. If screenwriters were as beholden to the narratives of previous films in a series as this writer thinks they are, none of the Terminator sequels would exist. There would never have been a Halloween 2. Or 50 Friday the 13th sequels. Screenwriters ALWAYS have choices because they make shit up for a living. I swear there is a set of apologetics for everything now.

  • William Dhalgren

    Yes

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Go watch French connection

  • William Dhalgren

    RomCom makes sense VDay and all that shit.

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s fucked, Jack. Hope life gets easier. Best wishes to you and your girlfriend’s grandparents.

  • William Dhalgren

    I think makers of art should take their lumps and keep their mouths closed. This is how it works. You stick it out there, critics criticize it. Your chance for rebuttal is your next film.

  • William Dhalgren

    I don’t have a problem with the fact that it wasn’t established as being deadly. Lots of things in Star Wars aren’t explained. Why can’t Vader do lightning bolts?

    Also, I hate this movie.

  • William Dhalgren

    Fuck it. MUTINY!

  • William Dhalgren

    Well, none of these replies answer my question, but never mind. I’m bored now.

  • William Dhalgren

    #WINNING

  • Got to leave work early because of impending winter weather.
    Took a nap and ate dinner
    Read Darth Vader #2

  • William Dhalgren

    Can you share that link about TLJ with me again? I can’t find it to save y life.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    We don’t but based on what i know about Hollywood, it wouldn’t have mattered whether she did or not.
    Actresses will never not get fucked over by the machine

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Since your temperature keeps rising, i suggest The Towering Inferno

  • William Dhalgren

    Fire and Ice seems fitting.

  • William Dhalgren

    But we don’t know.

  • Back. To. The. Future.

  • That ones a winner. And it was literally up for 2 hours while the other two got like 2 days.

    MUTINY

  • Jooshua

    I’ve got a fever of 101.5 and I’m so chilly.

    Any movie/TV suggestions to get me through this hellish day of sickness?

    …not counting the obvious lighthearted entertainment like Requiem for a Dream…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It was a losing battle.
    The MPAA destroyed those films.
    But i think there is a slightly better unrated version out there

  • Indianamcclain

    I’ll seek it out. Btw I checked out My Bloody Valentine after you mentioned it last weekend. I liked it aside from the fact that most of the kills are edited out of the film. 80’s Paramount should’ve had some balls and fought back against the MPAA. They did the same thing to the Friday the 13th films.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I can’t imagine she wouldn’t

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I object

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Random video game pitch #15:
    (This idea is based in part on The Thing board game but, even though i own it, I’ve never played it. So i have no idea how close these concepts are)
    It’s a multiplayer video game with three character classes which are randomly selected at the start of the game:
    The Survivor
    The Possessed
    The Spy

    The Survivor: goal is trying to save everyone, kill the possessed player and escape
    The Possessed: goal is trying to possess everyone without getting killed
    The Spy: goal is to capture at least one possessed character without getting possessed or killed

    You and the other players (i believe 8 would make the most sense. 4 survivors, 2 possessed, 2 spies) are stuck in a facility with a demon and your objective is to wait to help arrives.
    There’s limited resources and objectives that constantly require the group to split off into groups. You have to work together to survive the demon but are constantly suspicious of every other character because everyone has a motive.

  • I think it looks like FEx is a computer graphic company or lawyer firm.

  • William Dhalgren

    Did she ask for as much as he did?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s better than the last 5 Cronenberg films

  • Indianamcclain

    I haven’t

  • Indianamcclain

    Yes. Altered States is awesome.

  • Someone needs to make that black and red logo blue and orange

  • If that continues get on the chat or whatever with their customer service and make those motherfuckers give you a new one

  • I think they’re both repped by the same agency so blame it on the agents.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He got paid exponentially more than she did for the reshoots

  • Thank you.

  • William Dhalgren

    Wha wha wha?

  • William Dhalgren

    Judging by the comments so far, I don’t think I’m gonnna bother to Google it to find out what the issue is.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Shhhh

  • William Dhalgren

    Have you seen Altered States?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Have you seen his son’s film Antiviral?

  • William Dhalgren

    A lot better. Existenz is weird – that’s a big part of why I like it – but it is clumsy.

  • William Dhalgren

    I’m lost.

  • Indianamcclain

    I’d like to see him return to horror. The guy hasn’t made a film in the genre since The Fly.

  • Indianamcclain

    Existenz is a spiritual sequel to Videodrome. But I still think Videodrome handles its themes a little better.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Add it to the roast

  • William Dhalgren

    But I have GOT to watch The French Connection tonight. My review is due in a few days, amigo.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Every weekend thread doubles as 3 separate roasts

  • William Dhalgren

    Seems legit.

  • William Dhalgren

    I really liked the black film strip one, too.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The only films like Cronenberg are from Cronenberg.

  • William Dhalgren

    My man.

  • William Dhalgren

    Only thing I can think of off the top of my head that is remotely in the same ballpark is another Cronenberg film, Existenz.

    I’ll keep thinking, but I agree, it’s terrific.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    10,000

  • William Dhalgren

    So, 4000 comments this weekend, then?

  • Indianamcclain

    I’d like to see more horror films like Videodrome. It’s so out there, but I do think it has a good message to it as well.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a great question
    I intentionally left it off my horror list because It’s debatable.
    It definitely straddles the line

  • William Dhalgren

    I don’t know that I am the best person to attempt a definition of horror, but I think it’s a least psychological horror. And a damned good movie at that. A personal favorite.

  • Indianamcclain

    Was just talking to a friend about Cronenberg horror films. Is Videodrome a horror film? I personally consider it to be in that genre.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    True but those 9/10 people haven’t seen six feet under.
    So they’re inconsequential

  • I’m just convinced that 9/10 people on the street couldn’t put a face to his name.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He’s pretty well known
    Maron just doesn’t know anything about actors

  • You were right. I noticed it started with Maron having to explain who Jenkins is, and that “you’ve seen him.” Hopefully he’ll be more well-known someday.

  • I should’ve mentioned that I inherited mine (friend got a newer model, so she gave me her Alta). So she might’ve worked out all the kinks before I got it.

  • DryButSoupy

    Yeah. After an attempt at trouble shooting with customer support they’re sending me another one. One of the biggest things that pisses me off is when I buy something and it fails to work right out of the box the way it should.

  • I love my Fitbit. Haven’t had such problems. I recommend the silent alarms. I notice the vibration much better than the phone in my pocket.

  • Indianamcclain

    I’m sure she will now that the firms name has been put into every article regarding the issue.

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dracula Club!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s off center though, right? That’s not just me?

  • Indianamcclain

    I’m digging it as well.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Looks like we’ve gone all in on Logo #3. I like the color scheme.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    DRACULA CLUB!!!

    (realizes you posted this 5 hours ago)

    DRACULA CLUB!!!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That sucks. Wishing you and your loved ones the best.

  • DryButSoupy

    That’s my thinking. Sure, Marky Mark is a dick when you consider that his costar did the reshoots for free, but he’s also a bigger “star.” I can’t stand the guy, but in economic terms…in terms of bankability…he puts more asses in the seats than his co stars. Having said that, if I watch a movie with him in it, it’s in spite of the fact he’s in it…not because of it. Another takeaway from this is that maybe Williams should get better representation. I think both of them use the same firm. Perhaps she should bolt.

  • Indianamcclain

    Don’t really get this. However, MUTINTY!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Surprised you haven’t brought up James Franco.

  • Indianamcclain

    I’m somewhere in the middle. I don’t think this a gender problem as many people are making it out to be. This probably would’ve happened with any lesser known actor.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    MUTINY!!!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s kinda fucked up.

  • DryButSoupy

    I don’t care. Discrepancies in the pay of people earning millions of dollars aren’t worth worrying about.

  • Indianamcclain

    So what do you guys think about the whole All The Money in the World payday fiasco?

  • DryButSoupy

    So I got a fitbit for Christmas. I set it up and the damn thing said I walked over 1200 steps and a third of a mile in my sleep. And at times my hr is 50 bpm. I’m currently questioning the accuracy of the device.

    Currently, the Led Zep concert movie Celebration Day is in heavy rotation.

    For Your Life isn’t one of their more famous songs, but the riff is killer:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cIRv5MpUQM

  • Indianamcclain

    I don’t have a problem with the astral projection, but I do wish they set up that it can be deadly to use it. My friends, and I were confused as to why Luke became one with the force.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s a great listen

  • Podcast/audiobook bits:
    – I was too critical of Paul Scheer. He compliments Jason Mantzoukas well.
    – Chris Hardwick is kind of annoying, but probably because we’re similar.
    – Your comedy audiobook shouldn’t be based primarily on an impression of a stereotypical Jewish mother.
    ^— That was from a book about living without kids. It was so insufferable, I’m thinking about having offspring out of spite.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think he’s really really good at getting great performances from his actors but it’s like he’s allergic to to telling a compelling story.
    I was bored to tears by black mass and i honestly don’t remember a single thing that happened in either Crazy Heart or Out of the Furnace.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Black Mass was okay but Out of The Furnace was really damn good, so I have hopes. Plus it ticks a lot of my personal boxes (ultra violent super serious revisionist western), so I have hopes.

  • Excellent.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I might do half action and then the other half rom-coms

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’re welcome buddy

  • Sailor Monsoon

    MUTINY

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I love bale but I’m not a fan of the director

  • Thanks man

  • Hey thanks!

  • Poppity⛄

    Rom-Com March/April/May .. all of these sound like winners! Take your pick! 🙂

  • TheDeadFellow

    Thinking of seeing Hostiles next weekend. Anyone interested in it?

  • King Alvarez

    I like the movie even more now that I read his tweet. The film has some flaws but fuck it, it was fun.

  • King Alvarez

    Because Peter is, well you know… kind of a dick.

  • King Alvarez

    Mutiny!

  • King Alvarez

    You’re hired!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Twas a joke mrs pops!
    I’m doing kung fu action films!

  • Poppity⛄

    Do you need an assistant? I’d work for free! 😛

  • King Alvarez

    This has been an issue at work today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KZ6mIsbDc4

  • Poppity⛄

    I’d say so … Mutiny!

  • Mutiny?

  • King Alvarez

    Gimmicks.

  • Kudos to Rian Johnson for even venturing onto Twitter after that movie premiered.

  • Did we actually go “around the horn” with a weekly open discussion thread? https://youtu.be/LPguqGyV4OU?t=15s

  • Poppity⛄

    Mid-evening here, my cactus-bearing friend! 🙂

  • Poppity⛄

    Sorry to hear it, Jack! I hope things will look up for you next week and that you can rest a bit this weekend. 🙂

  • Poppity⛄

    You Watch Horror films all the time, though! I vote for Romantic Comedies!!!!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m sorry to here that my friend.
    I hope your grandmother makes a quick recovery

  • If anyone needs a smile today (and has seen SW: TLJ) Rian Johnson sort of owned Peter Sciretta over twitter recently. Spoilers if you haven’t seen TLJ.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/8991c7c13b522f4946dfc80b500fb60e25413375b25fc2ec967819881d67db07.jpg

  • Let’s see. My 99 year old grandma fractured a hip, and has been in inpatient rehab all week. Yesterday my girlfriend’s grandpa spent the day on the floor before finally getting to a phone. We all took a late night/early morning trip to the ER last night and he has flu and pneumonia. But that was after I abandoned my car in the work parking lot, because it won’t start because it’s apparently frozen.
    Fuck this week.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    MID DAY DRACULA CLUB ASSEMBLE!!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That my friend is the infamous one armed swordsman

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I like the former, unfamiliar with the latter.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Hope you like Cynthia Rothrock and Jimmy Wang Yu

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I need this in my life.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Now to find 20+ films that involve kung fu that y’all have never heard of before

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You got me!

    (poorly dubbed laughing)

    AhahahHhh ahahahH ahahahhah!!!

    Good one, my friend!!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Twas the joke my good man!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Kung Fu-ary doesn’t involve Kung Fu? I’m in favor of Kung Fu Movie Month. Shiiit now all I wanna do is watch Jackie Chan movies.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Since I’m stuck to monsoon a day, what would y’all think about a theme month?
    I’m thinking kung Fu-ary
    Where i watch horror films in February

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m going all in a KodakCoin.

  • King Alvarez

    I don’t think I ever finished Eastern Promises. The DVD I got from Netflix back in the day was scratched up and I never bothered requesting a new one.

  • King Alvarez

    French Connection, yes. French Connection 2, not so much.

  • You’re money, baby.

  • MUTINY

  • TheDeadFellow

    Absolutely. The first Guardians has its moments but overall, I felt like I was being telegraphed into feeling certain things, the characters aren’t as well defined as people and it feels like it’s being held down creatively.

    Lo and behold, the second film comes in and does everything I wanted the first to be like.

  • Indianamcclain

    To quote Bill Cosby ” We don’t talk about that.”

  • hope this will be like a Guardians 2 situation and that the sequel is real deal

    Wait… you prefer Vol. 2 as well? There are dozens of us!

  • … except as Jane Foster.

  • So we’re going to Vegas?

  • Should have bought a bitxoin 4 years ago. Alas, should’ve could’ve would’ve.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • William Dhalgren

    Invest it in Bitcoin.

  • William Dhalgren

    Where we’re at right now is so weird. When we were growing up, people who were into superheroes and genre shit (and punk rock too) had to put up with being picked on, alienation from larger social groups, and sometimes even got beat up for it. And they rarely, if ever, got the attention of girls. But now it’s cool and everyone wants in on it? I get why there are some bitter nerds out there, man.

  • We’re probably at 50 bucks now. Check when I get home.

  • Let me check

  • William Dhalgren

    Denzel should be nominated every year whether he’s in a movie that year or not.

  • William Dhalgren

    4000?

  • William Dhalgren

    How many dollars does that translate to?

  • William Dhalgren

    I am bouncing around between Turn and The Crown right now. My wife just watched Godless and is really on me to watch it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Yes. What a great show that was.

  • TheGreenMalice

    I am pretty sure I nailed it.

  • TheGreenMalice

    classic.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    That’s a bold statement.

  • I want font talk.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Did you ever watch Terriers?

  • TheGreenMalice

    Someone used that Museo font?

  • DryButSoupy

    It was a good super hero movie. That’s it. I think much of the acclaim is for political/social reasons. There’s no way that Jenkins is worthy of best director for that movie and there’s no way anyone could seriously think it should even be in the conversation of best picture. On the other hand, shittier films have won, so anything goes.

    But you’re right. There’s nothing special or “genre elevating” beyond the fact that it’s got a female as the protagonist.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    My bots are working.

  • You’re on a roll, brother.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dark is a darker Stranger Things or a less surreal Twin Peaks
    Big Mouth is a crass cartoon that a lot of people are digging
    Inside number 9 is black mirror but far less famous

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’ve seen GLOW and West Wing (god I miss West Wing). I haven’t even heard of the first three. I’ll look into those.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dark
    Inside number 9
    Big Mouth
    GLOW
    The West Wing

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I feel like diving into a new show. Any suggestions?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Rocks and now branches!?
    My goodness.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m pretty sure that was 10% of the plot Valerian and the city of a thousand planets

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I would watch that movie.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    She’s branching out.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    She seems like a great person. Love that Natalie Portman.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Which means Denzel Washington is guaranteed a nom.
    For a film no one on planet earth saw.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My victory was short-lived and bittersweet but I’ll cherish the drama filled memories forever

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Her family was killed by gang violence, she was taken in by a hitman–who eventually died–she was kidnapped by a terrorist, became a ballerina and then eventually became the queen.
    A really interesting life.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Narrator: “And everyone went to Burger King. Home of the whopper”

  • LOL

  • She has a brand of rocks out now?

  • Indianamcclain

    I just don’t know her as a person.

  • Narrator: “And just like that, @Kem0sabe:disqus won the internet on January 9th, 2018,”

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oooooooooooooooo

  • Indianamcclain

    As an actress I agree.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He really did.
    Goddamn it.

  • Lol. Think you won the internet today.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Goddamn it.
    Take an upvote

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Narrator: “It wasn’t.”

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Sounds like a winner to me

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m getting an Arrested Development vibe from Logo #3 Banner.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Plz no.

  • We have over 80,000 comments since we launched.

  • King Alvarez

    3000 comments? 😛

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’ll just hang out in this thread, then.

    Nice work on the logos, guys.

  • William Dhalgren

    I don’t think there is any doubt that these people want quotas. I think we’re way passed that at this point.

  • She probably does think there should be a quota. I mean look at what happened after #OscarsSoWhite. Black actors got nominated. Will there ever be another year where there isn’t at least one black actor in an acting category? It’s almost now where if I was a black actor and I was the only black actor nominated in my category I’d have to think about whether I was nominated for my performance or the color of my skin.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Don’t let this go to your head, Monsoon.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Natalie Portman rocks.

  • Indianamcclain

    Agreed about Shaymalan specifically regarding Unbreakable.

    To be clear, I enjoyed Wonder Woman. However, the acclaim for it is baffling.

  • TheDeadFellow

    I’d also throw in Shyamalan for the “elevating superhero genre” crowd as well. And event though I hate saying it like this, WW is only getting praise because it was directed Ms. Jenkins. I, however, hope this will be like a Guardians 2 situation and that the sequel is real deal.

  • Indianamcclain

    One more thing, and I’ll come off my soap box. Natalie Portman’s comment about the Best Director nominees is absurd. Male, and female directors get snubbed every year. I mean her statement almost sounds like she thinks there should be a quota for female nominees. Not to mention that that comment is disrespectful to the people who were nominated.

  • Indianamcclain

    Wonder Woman is so overrated. I mean people actually want Patty Jenkins nominated for Best Director? Are you serious? If that does happen it’ll strictly be because she’s a woman, not because she truly deserves it. I’d be pissed off if they actually gave her a nomination for a serviceable superhero film, but snubbed Nolan, and Mangold for a superhero films that elevated the genre.

  • William Dhalgren

    That should not be a rule in this day and age. It’s unfortunate.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Until A/S/L stops getting me ass on AOL instant messenger, I’ll never get with the times

  • And bring Poppy with him.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Jesus that takes me back
    That shit used to be a goddamn nightmare

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    We need to drag Monsoon into the 21st century.

  • Uh what?! Tell me it’s a flip phone that at least has a full keyboard and you don’t have to hit 7 four times for an s

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Disappointed

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s a flip phone but it gets the job done

  • For forgetting that… (hands in man-card)

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You got a good phone, at least?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s all i know
    Sailor ain’t so great at the technology

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It can’t be convenient to write all those articles on a phone and do the work of searching, saving and adding pictures to said articles.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Convenience
    Plus, i gave my laptop away to my sister
    Don’t tell James

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Why do you do this all on your phone, anyway? Or is that just BS?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My connection would be slower than a dial up phone covered in hot molasses

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Imagine if there were more than six of us.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    We’re doing it!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    btw, your comment was comment 2100.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I do love me some skyfall

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s either that or Skyfall for me. I think Road is better but I have more fun watching Skyfall.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    And hes on fucking fire
    He was incredible in green room

  • TheDeadFellow

    Good point.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s my favorite mendes film

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But stewart has never been nominated!
    Throw his old ass a bone!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Never read it but I love the movie. It’s really fucking good.

  • TheDeadFellow

    As much as I love Stewart, I’d give the edge to Plummer: His take on J Paul Getty is at once thoroughly despicable AND surprisingly logical, which is quite a feat. He also has a pensive stare in it like nobody’s business.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Damn good comic

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I just remembered Newman. I forget Road to Perdition was from a comic.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Pacino
    Hurt
    Newman
    And i know there’s another one

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Shannon
    Rockwell
    Dafoe
    They should be set in stone
    The other two are a roll of the dice

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Who other than Heath Ledger has been nominated? I can’t think of any.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Only supporting actors from comic book movies get noms
    So there is a chance

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    The fact that Logan is a superhero movie is enough for these awards shows to completely dismiss it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I did not see that coming.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Doubt it unfortunately; It’s looking like a fight between Sam Rockwell or Willem Dafoe at this point. And Stewart’s place is probably filled by Christopher Plummer whom, to be fair, was fucking GREAT in All The Money In The World.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But i also can’t talk because i skipped it as well.
    Twist

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That’s disappointing.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It just disappeared.
    Nobody is talking about it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gerwig has a strong chance at writing and directing noms.
    And it’s definitely getting nominated for best picture.
    And since i didn’t like it, i guarantee it’s going to win

  • How can I deny Streisand to someone who’s been my most reliable AFI contributor and a good friend. You’ll see Barbara soon Pops 😉

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Detroit is the first thing that came to mind.

  • Indianamcclain

    I thought Detroit was underrated, so I’d agree with that. I could see Greta Gerwig getting Best Director as well.

    I’m only bringing this up because of Natalie Portman’s little jab at the nominees last night.

  • I thought we were talking just director.

    It’ll get the usual superhero noms.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Still pulling for Stewart to get a best supporting actor nom

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ducournau is the only one from that list that deserves a nom for directing.
    Raw was fucking insane and the lions share of that is due to the directing

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I agree but Dat wasn’t the question my friend.
    “Award worthy” means anything worthy of an award and it definitely deserves some noms for sound mixing or some shit

  • TheDeadFellow

    Logan > Wonder Woman, by a significant long shot.

  • I’d nominate James Mangold for Logan before Patty Jenkins for Wonder Woman.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Raw
    Wonder Woman
    The Beguiled
    Detroit
    Lady Bird
    Loving Vincent
    Landline
    Mudbone

  • TheGreenMalice

    Now now, everyone’s areola aren’t the same shade. Areola come in a wide array of lovely shades, and I for one like to be inclusive.

    …And a bit creepy.

  • Indianamcclain

    Not trying to be mean, or sexist in any way. Were their any female directors from last year that directed award worthy films?

  • I was just messing with you.

    I am looking forward to your thoughts on it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Sounds legit

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Touche

  • William Dhalgren

    “You call that a penis?”

    That’s the saddest thing anyone’s said ever.

  • TheDeadFellow

    We’ll see.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gross

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Even better.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Who needs a life when you have films?

    Is the saddest thing anyone has ever said ever.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But it also has jack black

  • BACON TO DECKARD INTERLINKED

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    DID THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO FEEL FINGER TO FINGER INTERLINKED

  • William Dhalgren

    Wow, 2000+ comments. You know what this means, right? We need fucking lives.

  • WHAT’S IT LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEONE YOU LOVE INTERLINKED

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    INTERLINKED

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Exodus 2049

  • House fakes his death so he can go on the road with Wilson, who is dying of cancer.

  • CELLS INTERLINKED

  • 2049 comments
    like Blade Runner 2049

  • Ain’t no party like a FEx party ’cause a FEx party don’t stop.

    UntilyourbannedYOUREALLBANNEDFUCK

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I prefer the sequel. It had Will Smith.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The Conversation is good movie

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    This conversation is over.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My jeans are cutoff

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    This is the weekend thread and the weekend is over so there was a cutoff.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Never

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She’s on my list
    I’ve never seen a film starring Elvis either

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I like that one. What’ it from?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That reminds me I never finished the show House. I wonder how that ended.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I knew I liked you, Poppity.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You guys passed 2000 comments. Shut the hell up already.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a great year

  • So far in 2018 ive watched
    – House
    – Insidious The Last Key
    – House II – The Second Story
    – Stephen King’s Silver Bullet.
    Maybe 2018 will be nothing but horror movies……

  • I got the DVD of JOTTG for my birthday 2 years ago.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Get out of the past pops!
    Neither one of those men were classy!!
    If carly simon has to write a song about how vain you are, you’re no good

  • Poppity⛄

    This is an honest question: How could you think about having a LTF without her? She’s an innovator, particularly when you consider the historical period in which she rose to prevalence added to her background and unconventional looks. Excluding her is a mistake, point made simple.
    Honestly, if Campion and Streisand don’t make the cut, there is really no point in my participating in the series. They are the best female directors out there in terms of quality and content.

  • We shall see.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gotta watch alligator.
    It’s tons of fun

  • Poppity⛄

    I do need to brace myself! Whaaat? LOL
    Streisand is great. Her movies are also quality films that are original. She was amazing in Funny Girl. Long live Babs!

  • The list so far…

    Cobra
    Bloodsport
    Alligator
    Beastmaster
    Bad taste
    House
    The gate
    Monster squad
    Road house
    Ice pirates (I always mix this up with a Molly Ringwald movie*)
    Class of 1984
    Walter Hill (all)
    John Carpenter (all)
    Near dark

    *Spacehunter, which I’ve seen. Not sure if I’ve seen The Ice Pirates yet.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That is correct and i agree but brace yourself
    Outside of the meet the parents sequels, I’ve never seen a Streisand film

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yep

  • Poppity⛄

    I didn’t like Yentl when I first saw it but I should give it another chance as an adult. Streisand is talented whether you like her films or not. She’s acts, she sings, she directs. Calling her a diva is an understatement. They don’t make them like her anymore.

  • Say whaaaaaa

  • Poppity⛄

    hahaha It’s worth a watch again. I got it on DVD when it was really hard to get but it’s probably quite easy to grab these days.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oscar nominated.
    He got an Oscar nom for that film

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Cobra
    Bloodsport
    Alligator
    Beastmaster
    Bad taste
    House
    The gate
    Monster squad
    Road house
    Ice pirates (i remember it being fun)
    Class of 1984
    Walter Hill (all)
    John Carpenter (all)
    Near dark

  • Yeah, not great.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Tell him pops!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes
    The main teenager

  • Huh… maybe my memory was wiped of the rest of the film as soon as I saw the money shot.

  • Poppity⛄

    They had her in a binkini at the beginning of the film. It gave a good idea of what was underneath. 😉

  • Poppity⛄

    @MarmadukeKarlston:disqus – Streisand should unquestionably be a part of the future LTF Women Directors series. 😉

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5246979/Barbra-Streisand-75-throws-shame-Golden-Globes.html

  • If you want, I’ll take it!

  • The redhead?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I liked it a lot but i can’t stand that kid.
    Garbage actor

  • They hid those well. I wasn’t prepared.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ll give you a list

  • Granted, I’m not a parent. But yeah, that pretty much sums it up. I’ve been watching a lot of shlock lately, so it was nice to take in a drama.

  • Poppity⛄

    DiCaprio was always sleaze but has gotten worse with time. He’s not even a classy womaniser like Beatty and Nicholson.

  • Poppity⛄

    LOL Oh, you mean the breast shot at the prom? Joyce Hyser should be proud!

  • Poppity⛄

    That’s bold. I guess depressing but solid beats all the other crap. 😉

  • Manchester by the Sea was solid. Best thing I watched this weekend.

  • I’m just a pup.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh you!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ghoulies are terrible.
    But i kinda dug the second one.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I was expecting to see the end reveal!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Because he’s great
    And he wasn’t a sleazy kid!

  • Poppity⛄

    @mistersplendiferous:disqus – One of my favs from Just One the Guys. I’m sure you remember the scene … 🙂

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF0yr981k3U

  • Poppity⛄

    DiCaprio is pure sleaze. How can anyone dig him?

  • I liked them a lot, but I may have been comparing them to Ghoulies.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I could only get her to watch the first 3.
    She liked 3 the most because of lil baby DiCaprio

  • Poppity⛄

    Slightly but I figure you are 6-8 years younger than me so you weren’t in front of the boob tube as much as me rewatching this shit hundreds of times during the summer. 😉

  • That should be on the DVD cover.

  • Poppity⛄

    I figured that was coming! Nice pink ink choice, by the way. Areola pink.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This is fact

  • There are a surprising amount of 80s action movies I still haven’t seen. List of shame?

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Poppity⛄

    After all, the only thing that matters is Billy Zane.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I was supposed to review the whole series back in October
    I just jotted down things my lady said
    “BILLY ZANE!”
    “they talk!?”
    “That’s dumb”
    “That’s really dumb”
    “This is dumb”
    “He’s gonna fuck that E.T. doll”
    “He fucked that E.T. doll”
    “BILLY ZANE!!”
    “this movie is dumb”

  • Poppity⛄

    I like the header image. It’s quite retro!

  • Poppity⛄

    You’ll need a hanky for all this raw, 80s emotion!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYNd0MSVXs

  • Poppity⛄

    But it has Robert Loggia!! It’s worth a little something in the end! 😀

  • Poppity⛄

    Hell yeah! That film is the best although I can never get over the fact that the kid playing the son was 15/16 years old at the time. He looked 13 tops.
    I can’t believe that is the first time you saw it! Wow!

  • I told him you’re reviewing the whole Critters series, and you’re changing your name to TheSplenDeadFellow.

  • Cobra and Tango and Cash!

  • someone let @thedeadfellow:disqus know I didn’t review Critters
    I was just teasing—–
    please tell him!

  • Hahaha

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s definitely fun but not in a Rambo or Rocky way.
    More like a “look at that fat kid fall down the hill” way.

  • Oh but his son was top 5 most obnoxious kid characters.

  • I enjoyed it. It was prime 80s cheese. Duke should blind-buy. #enabler

  • Sailor Monsoon

    For years and I’m talking probably a decade, i was under the impression that was one of the Stallone’s gems.

    I was mistaken.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m not gonna edit it either
    Because everyone dicks

  • Everyone can dicks

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh and that header image never changed
    Everyone can dicks
    MUTINY!
    MUTINY !!
    MUTINY!!!

  • Y2K? We should stop. Don’t want to knock out the AOLs and end the world.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Comment more, you fucking scrubs!

  • 19 left until 2000… Y2K

    Edit: or 29?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It better!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I tried!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This is true

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh you

  • Ended up playing with my phone through most of it, haha.

  • So you’re saying she was almost…

    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)

    toast? https://media1.giphy.com/media/aQvP84KEtXbKU/200.gif

  • Get that mind out of the gutter, Pops! 😛

  • https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/31fa0502c5ce54e5c7f8de7b09196423a2855bd65353b3a0c06812ffc11da798.jpg
    My review of Critters will be going up today.
    Sorry @thedeadfellow:disqus – you lose this round of roulette.
    00
    BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

  • Poppity⛄

    Soapdish. That movie is hilarious!

  • Poppity⛄

    That sounds so wrong but most appropriate coming from you! LOL

  • Poppity⛄

    So you watched it, huh? Pretty bad!

  • Poppity⛄

    I watched that movie over the summer with my kids. I had it on VHS as a teenager and watched the hell out of it. The storyline is completely unbelieveable but it holds up nonetheless.

  • Poppity⛄

    I can never get over how much a young Heston looked like Andy Murray.

  • Poppity⛄

    I thought that was Something other than a heart at first. That looks pornographic!

  • Poppity⛄

    At least we are on the same page about both Star Wars and Star Trek.

  • Poppity⛄

    Would have loved to roast it. Amirite? 😉

  • Poppity⛄

    Is Richard Simmons officially still alive? There was talk of him being held prisoner by his maid.

  • Poppity⛄

    Poor Sailor. 🙁

  • Poppity⛄

    That’s a very decent movie although it’s weird to see Anna Nicole in it.

  • Poppity⛄

    Interesting story! How did she know it was him? 😉

  • Poppity⛄

    Sorry, no vampire appearances for me lately. It was a long-ass holiday period (felt like a month!) and I’m quite tired due to not sleeping very well. Hopefully things will get back to “normal” again. 🙂

  • Bacon to MisterSplendiferous
    True Story- My sister was walking in Philadelphia and Kevin Bacon almost ran her over.
    So Bacon- My sister Ashley- Steve-

  • Poppity⛄

    His avatar scares me. It’s so freaky!

  • Poppity⛄

    When a girl comes in with an itty bitty waist and slams it in your face, you get sprung.

  • Poppity⛄

    I’m sure it will go over 2000. People still comment into Monday, especially in response to Sunday comments.

  • Poppity⛄

    Oh, that is very nice! I’m saving this for hubby. 🙂

  • Poppity⛄

    I know what you mean. I was actually just looking at pictures of them from the Golden Globes. It is a big odd that Tonya got an invite. She looks like a shadow of her former self because she’s had a lot of plastic surgery. It doesn’t make any sense but Hollywood seems to forgive a lot of things with time.

  • Indianamcclain

    I just love that Alice Cooper was the go to guy for horror soundtracks in the late 80’s.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s fucking top shelf
    I also recommend the prowler

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I feel the same way.
    There’s some great shit in that film but it never comes together for me.
    And the Alice Cooper cameo is distracting.

  • Indianamcclain

    I know Prince of Darkness has a strong following. I like it, don’t love it.

  • Indianamcclain

    Black Christmas is great. Interesting that it beat Empire Strikes Back to the “I love you” “I know” line.

    I still haven’t seen My Bloody Valentine. Might check it out tonight. I’m in the mood for an 80’s slasher film right now.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My bloody Valentine almost technically counts.
    But black Christmas is the hands down best one

  • Sailor Monsoon

    1916

  • Indianamcclain

    Trick or Treat is awesome. Still waiting for Scream Factory to get their hands on it.

  • Indianamcclain

    That’s a tough one. All my favorites have sequels.

  • What number we at? Mine keep changing.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    With 9 minutes to go, i think it’s dead.
    Officially.
    We had a good run.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I try

  • You win

  • I lol’d

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Bacon-oldman
    Oldman-Jackson
    Jackson-oz
    Oz-jabba the hutt or miss piggy

  • Bacon to Honey Boo Boo

  • Sailor Monsoon

    -1 point

  • DAMMIT

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You could’ve just gone neeson to Campbell
    They’re both in darkman

  • Sailor Monsoon

    In more ways than one

  • Bacon, Goodman, Theron, Neeson, Ted Raimi, Campbell?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You’re an addict.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I want 100 more

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You did it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a titanic thing

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    And I’m out. Night fellas!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    1900 guys. Take a bow.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Damn

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I refresh and it flashes 1910, then pops back to 1872

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Star Trek is over. Ya’ll at 1912.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s what my ticker is saying
    But I’m also blind

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    We had to by now, but my ticker has shown 1872 got a while

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Bacon to Bruce Campbell

  • Yeah you know me

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    You down with opp?

  • That thong thong thong thong thong

  • Sailor Monsoon

    1 point to you good sir

  • Bacon, Goodman, Crystal, Andre

  • Sailor Monsoon

    We hit it?

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Who let the dogs out

  • William Dhalgren

    Whoop there it is

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    1 point

  • William Dhalgren

    Done

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dhalgren loves bacon

  • Bacon to Dhalgren

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Hola

  • William Dhalgren

    Hi

  • So true

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Bacon to Andre the giant

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But you still have your hands

  • 1 point

  • Bacon, Cruise, Foxx, Hamm

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I now have an ad for a meat hoodie

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Hamm was in A-team with neeson
    Neeson was in Schindler’s list with kingsley
    Kingsley was in iron man 3 with Downey jr
    Downey jr was in tropic thunder with cruise
    Cruise was in a few good men with bacon

  • 1 point

  • 2me2irl

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Bacon to eggs

  • Bacon to Hamm

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    That’s what life is, a series of down endings

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I did the same thing when i watched it too

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I believed in y’all but y’all let me down

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I’m fading. 1900 and I’m out

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Nope

  • Sailor Monsoon

    3rd point

  • Sailor Monsoon

    2nd point

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    First Class

  • First Class

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m starting to think we’re not gonna make it to 2000

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Bacon to JLaw

  • Sailor Monsoon

    2nd point

  • Bacon, Reynolds, Sam Jackson, Lee

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh snap

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Oooh there is an app.. 6 degrees

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You get 1 point.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You get 1 point

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    JH was in Night At the museum: battle of the smithsonian with Christopher Guest who was in a few good men with KB

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Kevin bacon to Christopher Lee
    Get it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I got that one

  • Bacon, Peter Berg, Rihanna, Jonah Hill

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Does that even work?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I didn’t know that
    It’s one of my favorite drinking games

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Jonah Hill, Christopher Guest, Kevin Bacon

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Maybe not an app, but a website

  • Sailor Monsoon

    And is there really?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Get outta here ya evil twin!

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    there’s an app for that

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Still an hour to go where I’m living

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Six degrees of Kevin Bacon
    Let’s go
    Bacon to Jonah Hill
    Do it

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Midnight CST

  • Now we wait for Pops.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No diggity

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I like the way you work it…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A remake is just a sequel with….
    Ok.
    That one counts

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    The Shining

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Where the fuck y’all at!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nothing but truth telling

  • What have you done

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A prequel is just a sequel but set in the past

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Fucking terrifying

  • The Thing
    (2011 is technically a prequel)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m gonna back it up

  • Sailor Monsoon

    What’s y’alls favorite horror film that has no sequel?

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    No Diggity

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No promises

  • “A lot of movies have too many characters.”
    This Director: “Hold my beer.”

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I told you I’m sensitive, so be gentle

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I ain’t leaving till we do it

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    1900, here we come!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Looks like it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Y’all letting me down.
    You’re killing the roast and you’re killing my heart

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Did JMart give up on his live GG commentary? That article looks like it stopped halfway.

  • William Dhalgren
  • Urrite

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    You are

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Amirite?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m starting to think I’m the only one roasting this film

  • William Dhalgren
  • Been there.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Wait a minute
    This isn’t the one with the little kid and the cool shit
    Fellas, i think we’ve been had

    Amirite?

  • William Dhalgren
  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • William Dhalgren

    OK, I gotta get the fuck out of here before we start trending towards 2000.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    More than words

  • GOT ‘EM

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    The one I am glad got away

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Holy shit
    The acting in this is bad
    It’s like they hired bad actors
    Amirite?

  • William Dhalgren

    I believed in us.

  • William Dhalgren

    Star Trek is for NERDS!

  • y tho

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Y’all crazy as hell. I like it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Alright, I’m watching Star Trek now.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Who recorded this terrible rock music?
    Extreme?
    Amirite?

  • William Dhalgren

    WOW

  • LOL

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    #Never

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Close enough

  • Homosexual

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    1800. Boom IV: The Exiles Strike Back.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gene Kissman

  • Ok night

  • Never

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    This has to stop.

  • I forget what the one guys called

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a quality joke

  • TheGreenMalice

    Hudson Hawk?

  • 13

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Where did they get the props for this film, spirit Halloween?
    Amirite?

  • William Dhalgren
  • 16

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    17

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    DRACULA CLUB!!

  • 18 comments from 1800

  • Insert meme gif where someone jumps and music plays and you go flying through space

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Doesn’t sound like your ticker is sound.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Trick r treat
    The roast waits for no man

  • The Dracula Club grows…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gene Simmons
    More like “woah man, your tongue is long”
    Amirite?

  • Cheez Whiz: The Movie

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Well god damn, I try to go to sleep and an hour later you are past 1700!

  • We almost at 1800

  • William Dhalgren

    For?

  • William Dhalgren
  • Smart man.

  • 1750. Boom 33 1/3: The Final Insult

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    *Monsoon gains +1 Reputation*

  • Sailor Monsoon

    These opening credits are chees-y

  • William Dhalgren

    Shit, we interstellar.

  • We shouldn’t meddle with time.

  • William Dhalgren

    Nooooooooooooooooooo

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I won the first three Booms. I’m a dynasty. Like the Chicago Bulls. I’m gonna make like Jordan and go play baseball for a bit. Let you all have a chance to win the next one.

  • William Dhalgren

    Now you’re getting cocky!

  • YELLING

  • I don’t count this as social media.

  • Bravo. I don’t do the Facebook.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    We’re social. This is media.

  • We should get the comments to exactly 2018 to celebrate the first open post of the year.

  • William Dhalgren

    I am not on social media. I am on here.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Great fucking show

  • SEMANTICS

  • William Dhalgren

    One of Bruce’s best.

  • So is Slipstream

  • I know. People just liking blowing things out of proportion over social media.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    A poorly uploaded version of Hudson Hawk is on YouTube. Just saying…

  • William Dhalgren

    It wasn’t Tommy Wiseau’s movie.

  • Love that movie.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • And Archie’s Weird Mystery gif!

  • William Dhalgren
  • People having a shitstorm on twitter bc James Franco wouldn’t let Tommy Wiseau speak. Smh

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Trick r treat (1986)
    Is on YouTube.
    We could be roasting it.
    I’m just saying…

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Eva. Fucking. Green. Best actress on any show in my book while that show was on. Well maybe for the first two seasons. Third got weird.

    And yeah, Timothy Dalton goddamn. And the guy who played Frankenstein was amazing as well. And the Bride..and Dorian. Hell of an ensemble.

  • I don’t blind buy! I just buy any 80s movie I see on bluray.

  • William Dhalgren

    My ticker is sound.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Eva. Green.
    Timothy. Dalton.
    Anyone who doesn’t like it can eat dicks

  • Never seen it, but I’ll accept a blind buy. I heard good things.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You liked that show too?! There are dozens of us! Dozens!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But all the kewl kids were doing it!

  • TheGreenMalice

    I WISH I was that skinny.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You and that fucking spicy shit

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You’re better than that.

  • me too thanks

  • I love wasabi.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Fuck yes

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Duke, can you blind buy me the blu ray set for Penny Dreadful? Kthanks.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Star Trek is a fad

  • STREET TRASH

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I can’t believe I’m delaying watching Star Trek for this bullshit.

  • No
    But yes
    And more sponsors for Duke’s blind buying.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Yikes.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Believe in yourself

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Okay, just checking.

  • We as in wemosabe

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ok Draculas
    It’s time for an impromptu roast
    Let’s get this mother fucker to 2000

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    AA sponsors?

  • Do we have sponsors yet?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Double check your ticker.

  • William Dhalgren

    Your ticker is faulty.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Glass dildoes

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I posted my comment and my ticker went to 1700.

  • Omg, she just hitched a ride with another big obnoxious family.

  • William Dhalgren

    My ticker said 1699. You know what happened in 1699, don’t you?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I did it

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    What’s this ‘we?’

  • William Dhalgren

    Jar Jar the Maligned! Jar Jar the Brave! Jar Jar the Valiant!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No.
    And he’s a little too old to be one of his victims

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Okay, now THAT is Green Malice for sure.

  • We are stellar.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I got that shit. I timed that perfect.

  • Justice for Jar Jar indeed!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m very confused and I’m very angry

  • William Dhalgren

    Not.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Quite.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The Wrestler

  • William Dhalgren

    Not quite.

  • Kevin Spacey?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    1700. Boom III: Revenge of the Boom.

  • I KNOW!

  • What movie?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I want a little To-mei to-night
    If you know what I’m talking about

    Sex.

  • William Dhalgren
  • Can

  • We

  • Yes

  • Watch it. His first point is quite solid.

  • William Dhalgren
  • I was hoping he would flip us off.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You so silly Dhalgren

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Is that Green Malice?

  • William Dhalgren
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Damn right you did

  • Sailor Monsoon

    E.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    BALANCE! #ThePrequelsDidNothingWrong #JusticeForJarJar

  • Sailor Monsoon

    B.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Y.

  • I liked it.

  • William Dhalgren

    Can’t look away…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    M.

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s some prequels horseshit.

  • William Dhalgren

    People always say to me, they say, “You so silly, Dhalgren.”

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    We have the technology. And the spare time. It’s mainly the spare time thing.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Everyone looks the same now that everything is black!!

  • It?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Classic Dhalgren.

  • Do

  • We

  • Can

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    YOU WHAT??!!!

  • William Dhalgren

    I didnt watch it. I just posted it to mess with you.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I confused you with basement bros.
    Who also needs to watch it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Which is a good thing. There must be balance in the force.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I saw it before all these other jamokes you’ve been telling to see it. I’m over that.

  • I’ll agree with the political point he made. I really noticed the increased female presence.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Why you not watching brawl in cell block 99?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Anybody else in the mood to see Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead? No? Just me? Okay.

  • BOOOOOO

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Fascinating.

  • You upvotes but didn’t reply!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s fucking amazing

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Also it’s just a bad Ferris Bueller knock-off with an obnoxious family.

  • William Dhalgren
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Comment more and harder!

  • William Dhalgren

    WHATD I DO?

  • William we don’t get to 1700 by only upvoting comments!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a great idea which is now mine

  • Mission: Possimpible – Rouge Cul-de-sac

  • Tumbleweed.gif

  • Seth Meyers had a good opening monologue. I actually laughed for a change.

  • Did you see mine?

  • Scramble ’em. Get nostalgic.

  • We must go where the impossible and possible meet. We must do the possimpible.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Censor em but only slightly

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m here but i can’t do it alone

  • YouTube gonna love dis

  • We’re gonna party til it’s 1999 comments.
    (looks at clock)
    Some other weekend.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Tits my boy
    Ya gotta add dem tits!

  • I believe it.
    We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

  • William Dhalgren

    1700. You can do it people.

  • William Dhalgren

    And he’s the graveyard bros.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m gonna take your YouTube channel to the top!

  • Enjoy the must!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Now I’m the basement bros

  • I had a good run.

  • William Dhalgren

    Had to watch it multiple times and slow it down to see it. SO FAST

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Competition eh?
    Well your victory will be short lived on the account of you being dead

    From the stabbing

  • William Dhalgren

    Which place? Asking for a friend…

  • William Dhalgren

    And again.

  • William Dhalgren

    PCU?

  • I’m on your tail with the logo competition.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    PCU.

  • William Dhalgren
  • What’s this from?

  • The one that got away…

  • Better than other merch ideas.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Booo[ooo]

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Looks legit

  • William Dhalgren

    Welp, I guess it’s time to go to bed and read.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I want 1700 you piece of shit sons of bitches

  • William Dhalgren

    dingdingdingding

    We have a winner, folks. Or should I say…wiener? Geddit?

  • William Dhalgren
  • I did some searching.

    And I wear contacts

  • William Dhalgren
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Did you push up your glasses before you typed that?

  • The record was actually 1457

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I already made the t shirts that say “I Made Will LOL on FilmExodus.com… twice”

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No shit?
    1700

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Not. Fast. Enough.

  • William Dhalgren

    Weird.

  • William Dhalgren

    Boom. 1600.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    1600. Boom II: Electric Boogaloo.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Glass dildoes for everyone!

  • William Dhalgren

    Great.

  • William Dhalgren

    You know what this means?

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Too late

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I sure hope so

  • William Dhalgren

    New record?

  • William Dhalgren

    Don’t let it go to your head.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gut rot

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    What’s you drink of choice?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Me IRL

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I’m glad someone thinks I’m funny-ish

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Those are actually the more memorable episodes for me.

  • TheGreenMalice
  • William Dhalgren

    Fuck this shit. I’m out.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes but only 4

  • William Dhalgren

    Second actual LOL of the night.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    So does my prostate

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    My ex loved that

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Shots?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Those things are fantastic.
    Put em in the freezer for 30 minutes and you got yourself a party

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    That escalated quickly

  • William Dhalgren

    Break out the glass dildo!

    Wait…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This is a night for celebration

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I sent you the link

  • I ain’t going anywhere. Sorry about your luck guys

  • William Dhalgren

    It was so weird when SBTB tried to deal with “issues”.

  • And I was the one to deal with the aftermath.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Good man

  • William Dhalgren

    I just Googled and nothing popped.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m still here

  • William Dhalgren

    Ooh, Sailor. Too soon.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    1600 is a possibility… just sayin’

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It happened in 93
    That technically means it didn’t happen.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes

  • William Dhalgren

    Like when I found out about Slater.

  • William Dhalgren
  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    🙁

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I couldn’t handle it

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    “Breaking News…”

  • TheGreenMalice

    Who isn’t?

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Oh hell no… life would be over as I know it if that happened

  • Sailor Monsoon

    For about 0.4 seconds i thought you were about to say he was the latest to be accused of sexual harassment and my heart died for about a second

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Micheal Keaton is a national treasure

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Touche

  • William Dhalgren

    I actually LOL’d!

  • William Dhalgren

    Fuckface!

  • William Dhalgren

    I had to think about it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That was 2 hours ago!

  • William Dhalgren

    Not all balls are boring.

  • William Dhalgren

    This is the thing that sticks in my crawl, Duke. I asked him why he did it and he said “I needed to make sure you weren’t a bad guy or a troll.”

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Two tough cops that are also lovers.
    Who shake down orphans and nuns for drug money.
    Tuesdays at 7

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I’m sensitive, so be gentle.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The no.
    No he didn’t.

    But he totally did.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I concur

  • William Dhalgren

    No, Sailor. I need to believe that Slater is a good guy.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    That’s your plan? Get her!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Should’ve been called bad girls
    I’d watch a show called bad girls

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes
    Yes he did

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No.
    No it wasn’t.

  • William Dhalgren

    No, did he really?

  • William Dhalgren

    I guess I’ll walk the ends of the earth looking for the next grand quest. Or get in bed and read.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Submit your logo out of Legos

  • William Dhalgren

    I keep thinking the logo post says LEGO Contest. And then I realize it says logo and I am disappointed all over again.

  • Forgot about that. That wasn’t one of Josh’s brightest moments.

  • I ain’t afraid of no falsehood.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Just saw the commercial for the new show Good Girls and immediately knew it would be cancelled.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A truth grenade of truth

  • (orchestra swells)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    #neverforget

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I was talking about the episode but you just tossed a grenade.

  • This is true. Also if I type thisistrue my auto correct wants to put in Ghostbusters.

  • You fucking went there.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Mario Lopez raped a chick

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Delicious

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Mmmmmm… raviolis

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Great ending

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Raviolis?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    She was on pills.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I feel like one of the people who just watched the end of the Truman Show.

  • William Dhalgren
  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Revel

  • Sailor Monsoon

    *hits 1500*
    Now what do i do?

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    1600?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s a movie

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Slap it harder next time big boy
    I ain’t gonna break

  • TheGreenMalice

    ***slaps everyones ass*** Good job?

  • William Dhalgren

    Innit?

  • William Dhalgren

    There you go.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I’d like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for allowing us to reach this extraordinary achievement of 1500+ comments

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen. And I hate wrestling.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He sent our information to a guy that specializes in decrypting people’s identities.
    (Or whatever the fuck it’s called but you get the gist)
    Me “lying” about being a 102 year old Russian is not even in the same fucking ballpark.

  • William Dhalgren

    Fireworks or something.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You first.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    We are a committed bunch, who probably should be committed.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    And we comment. A lot. I mean geez. We’re not even that large a group.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Confetti gif

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    We rule

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    1500. Boom.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    If I refresh it says 1499, then reverts back to 1471, so maybe?

  • Everybody lies. Sailor once told us he was Russian (and I believed him). J-Mart’s issues revolved around his posts and invites. Take away his posting power. If people have a problem with his commenting ignore it. You can block disqus commenters you don’t like. Monitoring everyone’s comments about what they can and can’t say is getting a bit too Big Brother.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • Sailor Monsoon

    We hit it yet?
    My texting thumb is getting sore

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I can’t shake him!

  • Memories.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a smug looking puppet

  • That’s me.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Thanks. I shot it for Chicago magazines website. I think that was the only wrestling show I’ve ever been to.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Thank you sir

  • Why does he have to lie constantly? And yeah you do the majority and I handle shit behind the scenes so shit like this doesn’t happen. How many video chats have you had with anyone or even Josh? Weekly basis for me, man.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I got a bogey on my tail!

  • Why do we all have to treat him like trash?

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Mutton chops

  • That’s one of my fave of yours.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh i forgot to mention, I’m watching Dreamscape for the first time

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Stay on target

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That’s a pretty solid gif.

  • MUTINY

  • William Dhalgren
  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Nice. I’ve only been to a few wrestling shows in person but my phone was a potato so the pictures are terrible.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Why does someone need to support him?

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I did. A couple of years ago.

  • Considering I do the bulk posting/managing of various recurring segments I wouldn’t call it “fun and games.” And someone needs to support him.

    If we about to play hardball let me grab my mitt.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Did you really take that? Pretty cool. I recognize Mack from Lucha Underground. He’s surprisingly agile for his size.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    It’s perfect

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • William Dhalgren
  • I don’t know if I want more context or this is perfect.

  • Because you’re his biggest supporter.

    You can live in anonymity and leave whenever so the drama is fun for you.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That might be the greatest gif I’ve ever seen

  • William Dhalgren

    You still on Hangouts?

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    40 to go

  • Like your mamma

    Lame burn sorry

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He was born during WW1

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Kirk Douglas is oooooollllllddddddd.

  • You win.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Later skaters

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Looks like you’re going home!

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    If the response isn’t ‘I know’, I’m going home

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • TheGreenMalice

    I love you.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I am this close to banning you.

  • William Dhalgren

    YOURE DEAD TO ME

  • TheGreenMalice

    Shit… why you gotta copy me.

  • William Dhalgren

    No. But they never tire of trying.

  • They catch those Indians yet?

    (Oh you meant football)

  • TheGreenMalice

    I am going to go back and start deleting my posts!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Alright time to start deleting comments. No fun allowed.

  • William Dhalgren

    You betcha. Say, how about those Cowboys?

  • (crosses the finish line on fire)

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    MUTINY!!!

  • William Dhalgren

    We’re nearly to 1500!!!!!!!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s the bomb.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I wish more people would.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m fine with that.
    I don’t like drama but i also don’t want this site to die

  • Cloudy with a chance of MUTINY

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I’ve moved on from that

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Things aren’t real enough for you down below?

  • Trying to push the controversy down farther.

    And yes, yes we are. We aren’t that exciting it seems

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Are we out of real things to talk about?

  • So… crazy weather we’re having lately eh

  • The write it and private thing for posts doesn’t work if nobody can edit and write them within a timely manner. Just take away his posting power.

  • *insert rooneymara.gif*

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    I already paid for the season pass

  • Just take away his posting ability. I don’t know why this hasn’t been done.

  • You don’t have to be an asshole about it.

  • William Dhalgren

    Rent. Rewatch. Problem solved.

  • William Dhalgren

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s our problem
    And now that it’s out there and not a “behind the scenes” thing, It’s an even bigger problem.
    He doesn’t listen duke.
    I don’t know why you can’t see it.

  • William Dhalgren

    Japanese curry.

    You’ve got the hang of it, I think.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • U ROONED IT!1

  • Frank and mash.

    (What are we doing)

  • TheGreenMalice

    I saw this in the theater. I don’t remember any of it.

  • Oh we’re easily making 1500 comments now.

  • If others can’t ignore/ban him from seeing his comments that’s their problem.

  • Gotta buy the expansion pack.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Sexbot?

  • Navy beans

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Duke
    He’s a problem.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Hoagies and grinders

  • Shit you’re right. They could just be playing with us.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That’s what they want you to think.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s 100% true.
    There’s a reason why we don’t roast anymore and there’s a reason why he stopped commenting on the site for about a month.
    He lies constantly.
    About everything.
    And it’s not a little thing anymore.

  • Others have left bc of other Exiles.
    This too is fact.

  • It always warms my heart to know we’re still years away from AIs wiping out mankind.

  • William Dhalgren
  • Supposed to be…
    But hey, she fits our level.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But he has duke.
    This is a fact.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    This is the first time I’ve heard of it. Even if that’s true, calling one of our own cancer isn’t cool.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Not sure it’s that intelligent

  • Like what is Alexia. Is she supposed to be an intelligent AI?

  • Josh is about bottom rung for people who have almost made me leave the site

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Mmmmmmm… hummus

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Trivial!?
    people have left because of him.
    He’s a cancer that’s ruining the site

  • MUTINY

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    If Josh goes, I go. He’s like the mascot of this place. And if we’re gonna go around banning people for trivial reasons, then this isn’t a place I would want to be a part of.

  • I don’t want him banned, but he’ll never stop lying and breaking promises.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    1. Nobody
    3. Everybody

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    1. Who’s bullying?
    B. Who’s getting banned?

  • William Dhalgren

    Hummus is goooood.

  • She’ll probably just give us a recipe for hummus.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m 100% down with taking a vote

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Based on the new Echo commercial, I want Ben and Mike to get a second Alexa to play trivia on an upcoming video.

  • I won’t tolerate it. Even if youre in the right.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Hey no. I’m not for banning him.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    1. Not bullying
    2. Just ban him already

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That was impressive.

  • (wedgie)

  • Okay enough bullying.

  • Exodus

    No, the other one.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    He live tweeted it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Jinx!!

  • William Dhalgren

    HOLY SHIT

  • William Dhalgren

    The birth of Christ.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The birth of Jesus Christ

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Quick game: historical events Josh has witnessed personally.

  • William Dhalgren

    Ño.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’ll keep that in mind.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    He’s just joshing.

  • William Dhalgren

    OHMYGOD

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Watch the 5 hour version instead

  • William Dhalgren

    You’re a pathological liar, dude.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    No (that’s spanish).

  • William Dhalgren

    Nope.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m going to add this to my list.

  • (swoon)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It was something

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Damn. 9 1/2 hours of that must have been some experience.

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin
  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s documentary about the holocaust

  • King Alvarez’s Evil Twin

    Interesting

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Never heard of Shoah but Jesus Christ man.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’ve heard of people (friends of friends) who have. I can’t fathom attempting that.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s been on my watchlist forever but i guarantee i will

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • William Dhalgren

    Well, that is unfortunate. You might feel the same way about Stalker when you finally watch it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve seen the original cut of Shoah
    9 and a half hours

  • Commenting in the world post. That’s a yellow card. Ten comments back. First down.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s a cartoon on the Netflicks. He’s basically Mathew McConaughey with Sam Rockwell’s voice.

  • Boo! That’s cheating!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Trying to save you 2 hours

  • William Dhalgren

    Why you trying to ruin it for me, dog?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    We believe in you

  • William Dhalgren

    I tried to watch all of LOTR in a single day and I couldn’t do it.