Everything & Nothing: I Know It’s Only the 1st Weekend of December, But is it Christmas Yet?

You guys and gals know the drill; “Everything & Nothing” is a weekend open post where anything goes. Okay, maybe not anything; but it’s a place to chat about stuff in the reel and real world.

Another week has come and gone, and… hold up *checks calendar* MERRY CHRISTMAS FECKERS!

Okay, so it’s only December 1st, and frankly, I’m not feeling the Christmas spirit yet, but that won’t stop me!

The Roasts are back and this time we’ll be roasting… Bugsy Malone! Probably Sunday @ 3PM EST

Also, a lot of news dropped today (Friday), so make sure you haven’t missed anything!

Enjoy the weekend Exiles!

This is for you Ben, you sexy mofo.

 

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I agree
    Again, i enjoy frankenweenie but todd is the last great film

  • Idk the Guardians film was great the first time bc it seemed so new and fresh and something different. But now rewatches later it’s sort of been downgraded.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That makes sense. I was just gonna say a Space Royale with Cheese. Okay, Hotshot. What do they call it on Qo’noS?

  • Indianamcclain

    Iron Man 3, and Winter Soldier were the Phase 2 highlights for me. I need to rewatch the first Guardians.

  • I’m realizing I need to watch all the Phase 2 MCU again. Winter Soldier specially. Probably skip GotG tho.

  • Indianamcclain

    Very middle of the road for me on rewatch.

  • Indianamcclain

    There are things that I admire about Returns, but overall the film doesn’t come together for me. Batman isn’t really important to the plot, and there isn’t much of a story there. However, Pfeiffer’s interpretation of Catwoman is interesting, and I like Devito’s Penguin. Also, as you stated already it’s a gorgeous film. There are also some great Batman moments. Returns is the only Batman film where you actually see him patrolling the streets at night, and I like that little moment where the tech in the Batmobile is messing up and he says “Now I’m a little worried”.

    Even though it doesn’t totally work its way more interesting than either Schumacher film. At least the villains in Returns are actual characters.

  • DryButSoupy

    Ain’t no gravity in space. Don’t weigh anything. They don’t know what the fuck a quarter pound is.

  • Indianamcclain

    Sweeney Todd was the last great Burton film. Not a huge fan of musicals, but I love that film. The “pretty women” scene between Johnny Depp, and Alan Rickman is perfect. I still like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as well.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Space?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    What day of the week did you watch it?

    What do you remember doing during the day?

    Do you remember what time of day you watched the movie?

    Morning, during the day or at night?

    Do you remember waking up and watching a movie or watching a movie and going to sleep or was it in the middle of the day?

    Was it dark or light outside or is it always dark in Monsoon’s world?

    How do you choose what movies you’re going to watch?

    Was it on some sort of checklist or on any of your streaming queues?

    Have you bought any movies recently that you were going to watch?

    How do you watch your movies? Was it something you downloaded, streamed or did you have a physical copy? DVD or Blu-Ray?

    Did you watch it on a television, computer screen, phone or tablet?

    Was there a device involved like a dvd player or a ps4 you used?

    Where did you watch the movie? What part of the house?

    Do you remember eating anything that day, perhaps you ate something during the movie?

    Was MonsoonCat with you?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1b35e92779a74257a7820da5daa01ddd47eae95a18be76411b0967ed423b1a9a.jpg

    Did MonsoonCat watch the movie too and, if so, did MonsoonCat like the movie?

    Do you remember if there were any animals in the movie?

    Was the movie Benji?

    Did you play Wolfenstein 2 during that day?

    If so, what times did you play Wolfenstein?

    What do you remember doing before and after?

    Did you play it all day and forget to watch a movie?

    Can I borrow Wolfenstein now that you’re done with it?

    Did the movie involve Nazis?

    Were the Nazis from outer space?

    Was the movie set in space?

    Do you remember if the movie was live action or animated?

    Do you remember if it was horror, comedy, musical, action, drama, foreign language, or a thriller?

    Was it Michael Jackson’s Thriller? Did it have zombies?

    Do you remember any good music? Maybe you Shazam’d something.

    Was this something you were going to write about?

    Were you busy with Thanksgiving and Black Friday and didn’t watch anything?

    Do you remember anything meow?

  • That’s no way to watch movies. Stop torturing yourself!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    80% of everything i watch is completely forgettable

  • It couldn’t have been that good of a movie if you’ve completely forgotten about it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Apparently paramount bought Tarantino’s star trek pitch

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I went through my YouTube history, my Netflix history, Amazon, and other websites i go too and nothing.
    I even reread all of my comments on here and searched my IMDB history.
    Tis a mystery

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Retrace your steps.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I literally just remembered i had to do it
    It’ll be out tomorrow

  • Did you do your movie movie catalogue for November yet?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yep.

  • Well darn. This is why you need to write stuff down ASAP!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nope.
    I just know i saw a film.
    I skipped a film Saturday and watched 2 on Sunday to catch up but i know i didn’t do that Thursday

  • Do you remember anything about it?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dracula club

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I doubt it.
    I’ve searched through all of my various search histories and I’m coming up empty

  • I f*ing love the song. It’s the movie that’s unwatchable.

  • It’ll come to you eventually.

  • I thought ben and I were the only one here

  • Oh man that’s embarrassing.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    She did one called Straight Talk with James Woods that wasn’t too bad. She held her own against him. Don’t forget Steel Magnolias as well, which was a perfect role for her.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I used to have it!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Them kidnapping him and changing the policies should’ve been the film
    But that’s only twenty minutes of the film
    The rest involve three fucking fantasy sequences, two unnecessary subplots and a scene that lasted at least 10 minutes involving a corpse.
    It’s a terribly paced, undercooked comedy that wastes it’s actors

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No but I’m glad you’re rewatching it

  • Was it The Nice Guys? I remember you mentioning it, which is probably part of the reason I’m rewatching it.

  • I would’ve thought she’d have more notable movies by now, but I can only think of 9-to-5 and some Queen Latifah vehicle.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I wished that was it.
    It’s literally driving me fucking insane

  • 🎅Poppity🌟
  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I admit the fantasy sequences are dumb as hell and seeing Lily Tomlin in a Snow White costume is all kinds of wrong. But otherwise, this is Classic early 80s greatness!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    As a misplaced child of the 80s, you must watch this or else!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I am pretty sure that was Dolly’s first acting job, too. 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It is not bad! It’s so funny and Dabney Coleman is perfect. It’s got some interesting points regarding women in the workplace as well. I cited this movie in a couple of my undergrad papers.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Been there and done that once. Awful. My condolences.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I would love to get the Jack Skellington one. It looks great!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You watched The Piano and LOVED it!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It would’ve been between Thursday or Friday

  • I only remember Wolfenstein talk. If it comes to me I’ll leave another comment.

  • I know that movie has a cult following, but I found it laughable.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Okay.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Give it 15 minutes

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    That’s a shame but then again you are not watching it from a girl’s perspective. It’s a 110% chick flick.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Not familiar.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Do you like jarmusch?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I need y’alls help.
    Besides 9 to 5 and demon wind, what’s the last movie i mentioned watching?
    I forgot to write down what the hell i watched this week and I’m missing a movie

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Anyone seen Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai? I’m on the fence about watching it.

  • If they’re 18+ … sure!

  • Lucky devil.

  • What’s wrong with seacrest!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I was living with someone at the time
    So they gots all my swag

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ah.
    Gotcha.
    I also make no distinction between my movies, action figures and butt plugs.

  • Yup. That’s it.

  • So free gifts for whoever moved in next. Nice.

  • I can’t wait to see this.

  • *blank stare*

    Seacrest has it coming. But really, Anthony Bourdain will be my primary target.

    Gonna sock him in his stupid weenie little bad-boy-chef face.
    Five bucks says none of his kitchen staff have his back.

  • Agreed. “Toys” was meant to be all-inclusive.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’d rather have my movies

  • Take a limb before you take my toys.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Boo is correct.
    I had to leave a lot of things behind

  • lol

  • Sailor Monsoon

    After uncle Nick, i don’t doubt it

  • Boo-urns.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No
    I only had one suitcase
    Things had to be left behind

  • As we know, I’m blind.

  • I have a Doc Brown from a Loot Crate. He’s holding conductors.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I forgot about Galifianikis.
    I like him as an actor more than a comedian

  • Accidentally?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They got left behind in a move

  • Posehn seems like a nerd I’d get along with, but I’m not into his stand-up.

    I like Oswalt and Galifianikis sporadically.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m already working on it my man

  • I have 3. And they’re all the BTTF ones.

    What did you do with the other ones? Yard sale for a buck each?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oswalt is the only comedian of comedy i like.
    The rest are not pleasant to mine ears.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nope

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I liked frankenweenie

  • So you end up dating the daughters of all your dates?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nope

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh heaven’s no.
    I used to have over 100
    Now I’m down to about 30-ish

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Funkos are lame.

  • Actually our mascot should be a fox. The FEx Fox has a nice ring to it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Why would you rewrite this and not just fix the typo?

  • *due

    … sorry, haha.
    I’ll be watching it in March.

  • You have only yourself to blame.

  • Age of Ultron is really do* for a watch.

  • I’m watching Uncle Nick.
    This is a really unpleasant movie.
    Definitely watching the classics next year.

  • What?

  • I think they’re minis… or my perspective is still off.

  • Age of Ultron is really so for a rewatch.

  • You got a lot.

  • I know Willams had a pay or play clause in his contract.

  • Sweeney Todd. The final swan song for Burton & Depp

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They definitely wanted a name

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dems my funkos

  • Holy moly, I thought that was a theater and those toys(?) were people.

  • Maybe. I don’t know the details, or why he couldn’t stick around for Batman Forever. WB probably wanted a name to put on the poster with Tommy Lee Jones.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Demon wind

    A blind buy

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There’s no defending 00’s Burton.
    It’s been a long time since Sweeny Todd.

  • Or in Burton’s case, gets obsessed with CG and remakes.

    But maybe he just wants to get paid now.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It definitely should’ve been.
    Because that could’ve set up the catwoman spin off perfectly

  • I thought Burton liked Williams as Dent?

  • I think you can say that about any director really. Spielberg. Jackson. Lucas. Howard. Eventually we get used to their form of directing and know what to expect. They fall into a groove and quit trying to change things up.

  • Wazzat?

  • To be fair, not my idea. IMDB implied that that was the original plan.

    EDIT: Using Dent, I mean. Not necessarily Walken.

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Sailor Monsoon

    I never thought about that but that’s an amazing origin and walken as dent would’ve been awesome as fuck

  • I can’t think of a good reason why they used Max Schreck instead of Harvey Dent. There’d hardly be any changes to the script, and you could setup the next movie because he gets fried.

    If Burton wanted Walken instead of Billy Dee Williams, just recast Dent.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The actors deserve much more

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There was a time where Burton was the most interesting director working.
    I miss those times

  • I didn’t really like it but Dolly Parton has damn good screen presence.

    And not just because she has huge tits.

  • I’m rewatching Batman Returns.
    I’m not nostalgic for the 90s Batman movies but damn this is a pretty looking/sounding flick. Again, I miss old Burton.

    But in a movie with a Batman and sewer penguins, passing off Michelle Pfeiffer as an ugly person is the most far-fetched.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No Jack
    Don’t do this

  • Pretty good flick.

  • Ha ha, no. If I was a TV host, you’d all know about it. The Emmys are real, they are Regional Emmys.

  • The clingy teacher

  • 10/10

  • Sailor Monsoon

    According to IMDB:
    This picture ranks 74th on the American Film Institute’s list of “America’s 100 Funniest Movies”. When first released in the United States of America and Canada, it was in the top three movies.

    WHAT!?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes

  • Was that the review?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I hate this film.
    It’s god fucking awful

  • Kind of glad I didn’t watch it now.

  • Omg you mean 9 to 5 with Dolly Parton! Review it please! I tried watching it but couldn’t get past fifteen minutes in. The song easily surclips the film.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I can not get over how bad nine to five is

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m watching nine to five and in my entire time on this earth, no one told me a goddamn thing about the fantasy sequences.
    I have never seen anything, in any film, want to kill the film dead.
    Those sequences are a billion times worse than “nuking the fridge”

  • Yup. 7PM

  • Was it moved up?

  • ROAST IN 45 MINUTES. YALL BETTER SHOW UP. ITS ON TOUTUBE!

  • I have thought about doing A my 25 favorite 80s movies list before. But I want to watch a few more classic 80s movies before I do that.

  • *blank stare*
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I, too, tempt.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I will tempt you

  • I’ve seen a lot. I could roughly rank every 80s movie I’ve seen in order from favorite to least. Don’t tempt me!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Watch more 80’s movies

  • Pretty in Pink might be one of my least favorite 80s movies.

  • I buy it and that’s all my heart needs 😛

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I agree. I consider you a close girlfriend. 😉

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I despise Matthew Broderick. The only good part in the movie is now ruined because Jeffrey Jones is a pederast.
    I’m Pretty in Pink all the way. I just don’t want to end up with Blane!

  • King Alvarez

    Not my absolute worst, but it is up there.

  • King Alvarez

    I never need to see that movie again. Ever.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Nope. Still don’t buy it, Uncle Duke. 😉

  • “You are Sloane from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off! You are laid back and chill, and the cool girl that everyone is comfortable being around. You have an air of mystery about you and you also have a wild side!”

  • I look up 80s movie quizzes lol

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dats da truth, ruth

  • Right! So now we just need to wonder why @poppitypop:disqus is lying to us about her love of Ferris Bueller

  • Did you see how random that was?! I got lucky.

  • Yes! The ‘Down with Kane’ movement grows!

  • So would James Rolfe (The Angry Video Game Nerd).
    But I’m not that shocked. I appreciate the movie, but it’s a product of its time. I’d say it’s more noteworthy for its innovation than its story.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s still up for a re-watch on my part but I was far from impressed for the first time around. :-/

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I will not confirm nor deny how dead on balls accurate that assumption is

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    DEAR GOD. You’ve got to be Hopper’s character.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Come on. You knew exactly which clues to pick!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ten seconds ago i thought this was going to be a stupid quiz but sweet jesus it’s eerily accurate https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0246ea7d59e5771646ebd94e0b3445497ffbf1e1d077f4ead153e0cb6fd4e7e9.png

  • @king_alvarez:disqus will back me up here.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LMAO You sly dog!

  • Unlock your inner 80s goddess lol.

  • I got BTTF first try so obviously it knows souls.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Where do you find these quizzes? This one says I’m Baby from Dirty Dancing. I’m at a complete loss.
    “You are Baby from Dirty Dancing! You are curious about the world and very passionate about those you love. You can be shy at times, but once someone gets you going you’re a firecracker! You bring out the best in people and make everyone around you feel at ease”

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Go for it. I did the Actor one. 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s dead wrong, I tell you! Too many “pick a random” thingys.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’m Eddie Murphy!
    “You’re a funny person whose sense of humor can get a bit caustic. People like you, but they also envy you a little. It’s not your fault – you can’t help it if you have the looks, the wit, and the brains.”

  • That quiz says otherwise.

  • I think I’ll skip that one, lol

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I also nominate duke to review it.
    Good idea.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think they’re about equal.
    I’m not on the gump hate train but it is overrated

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I got Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and I don’t really like that movie. LOL

  • Lucky devil. What about female movie character? I’m ferries beullers gf I guess lol
    http://www.playbuzz.com/gretab10/which-80s-movie-girl-are-you#eightieth

  • Great Scott, I got Christopher Lloyd!

  • Citizen Kane. The worst movie I’ve ever seen.

  • Link? Hit a brutha up.

  • Just did a random buzzfeed 80s movie quiz and got BTTF. I am truly blessed.

  • What’s the first?
    One of the only movies that ever made me angry was Kids. But I saw it as a teenager, and people seem to love it, so I might revisit it eventually… if I’m feeling masochistic.

  • Rubber is the second worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • Forrest Gump is leagues better.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LOL I should never have doubted you. Forgive me, Lord Ben. 😉
    Mr. Poppity is the same way. He’ll only post if I give him the idea first.

  • No. I just know Mike lost his Disqus password… and would probably never check it anyway, haha.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You forgot how to tag again, didn’t you? 😉

    That’s a cool idea. I’m all for it!!

  • I’ve had enough bad hangovers to know I could never do what he does.

  • Annie Hall? Maybe BB_Mike and I could do a duel review, conversation style (but transcribed). It’s something we’ve considered.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    L.A. Beast again. He tried an eggnog challenge and he barfed violently about 2/3 through. (The latest challenge he did just a few days ago was about the worst vomiting I’ve seen from him, though.) You learn so much from watching extreme food eaters on YouTube. haha

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    If you are taking Nashville, someone else should sacrifice this time around you mean? LOL
    Sailor is the only one that could do Woody Allen. I couldn’t touch him, to be honest. Hey, how about @BB_Shy_Werewolf_Ben:disqus? Being drunk could quite possibly make the review all the better.

  • I’d probably enjoy that! But we’re more likely to drink a bunch of eggnog. Either way, projectile vomiting seems likely.

  • Wow you’re 100% right. And now I just want to see you two try and down some kale, protein powder, milk, egg whites, carrots, and other stuff smoothie. Lol

  • Like we give health & wellness advice? Hoo boy. My only gym advice would be to go to a 24-hour place, go late at night (when nobody is there), and bring earbuds, because the radio sucks (and meathead grunts are worse).

  • Idk. I think not a huge fan of Annie hall @indianamcclain:disqus should bite the bullet 😛

  • It’s on it’s own level.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I like her just fine but she does tend to overact. Also, I don’t see how she won for Kramer vs. Kramer, honestly.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    *clears throat*
    Sailor, it just so happens that Annie Hall remains to be taken for review from the AFI 100 list. 😉
    @DukeMyNameIs:disqus

  • *blank stare*

    Done and done (and done). Thank you!

  • I want a dedicated gym podcast. Or at the very least you and mike make healthy protein shakes and have a completion to see who can down all 18 oz first

  • 🎅Poppity🌟
  • You and your Christmas movies.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/305fff2e4b91806b858b4bca53929506db928eb5ca8f75c6561e8f34e1316e7b.png
    Just bought this on blu ray.
    That’s what sailor does with his money.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think doubt is her best performance and that was 10 years ago

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I can never get gifs to work

  • 😱😱😱

  • Ignore panhandlers?
    Seriously though, I’m probably not the best person to ask. I’d just suggest checking out Book-Off @ 49 W 45th St, and Midtown Comics @ 200 W 40th St. They’re both in Times Square.
    I’d also grab some Five Guys or Shake Shack if you’re a fan of burgers.

  • Is that from Rubber? Man, I wanted to love that movie, but it didn’t do it for me.

  • It’s been a while. Don’t tell Duke that I’m not a huge BTTF fan.

  • Gulp.

  • My girlfriend had to look it up. I thought it was “Let it snow”

  • P.S. Vice Principals is so good. I just wanna binge the rest of season 2.

  • Points taken away for not adding the gif

  • Eh i wouldn’t call her that great anymore. She doesn’t phone it in like other actors but I wouldn’t her amazeballs.

    But she’ll probably be nominated for The Post. Looks great in that.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She shouldn’t be penalized for being great

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a-bingo

  • Let it Go

  • Well you know technically it’s in her control. She could quit acting lol

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A billion kids can’t be wrong

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s my favorite holiday!
    St. Nicholas Cage day!

  • TheGreenMalice

    Love is an Open Door?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I don’t think there’s any other way to house sit

  • Sailor Monsoon

    What’s that song from Frozen all the kids like?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s forrest gump.
    In structure and quality

  • Sailor Monsoon

    True but she gets an unfair amount of shit for something that’s out of her control

  • Josh was. Did you have a 30 minute call with him because of this? Oh wait, you do the site and go on with your life. That’s the advice I gave Josh.

  • Indianamcclain

    Never been a big Annie Hall fan. I can see why other people love it though.

  • Indianamcclain

    Haven’t seen it since the theatre. I might like it more on a rewatch.

  • Owner of the house I was watching came home early. This is basically how he found me. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/75e1255e289415f2bfc2473d0f7e64f0bba1df901a600c519be43acb197f084f.png

  • But the last few years there have been way better performances. She got nominated for that Ricki Flash movie of all things.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Annie hall should’ve beat star wars but raiders of the lost ark easily should’ve destroyed chariots of fire.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    To be fair to streep, she’s rarely not amazing.

  • Oscars need to grab their balls from Meryl Streep’s purse and get rebellious again.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think brad Pitt is the best part of that film

  • TheDeadFellow

    Sorry; I was confused as to what was going on. Figured this would be the best place to ask.

  • Indianamcclain

    Back in the 70’s, and 80’s the Oscars weren’t afraid to give genre films major nominations.

  • Indianamcclain

    The Dark Knight, and The Wrestler got snubbed. Both were certainly better than The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Also, it’s easy to forget that for some reason Brad Pitt was nominated for Best Actor that year which is absurd.

  • TheGreenMalice

    The taint?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They knew they fucked up when they didn’t nominate the dark knight.
    Because as good as slumdog millionaire is, the dark knight should’ve fucking won that year.

  • And that covers today’s anatomy lesson folks.

  • Don’t be so dramatic.

  • Excuse me!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Hangouts.

  • And you decided to bring it up here?

  • Put the computer away Josh.

  • J-Mart

    I want to eat one of those right now!

  • J-Mart

    I was asleep and it’s like a big nasty storm hit and everyone panics.
    Just a weekend break and everyone goes crazy.
    I’m the funny bone of the site that makes the jokes and quotes.
    Not the Liver as that digests toxics but the heart works as well.
    Just a break til Monday to fix my real life.

  • J-Mart

    I need to join you guys on Hangouts so I can stop rumors like this from spreading and so I can talk to you guys.

  • J-Mart

    Why you gotta be so rude Malice?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk

    I make great quotes and I am just a teenager with a unique personality who is learning no need to give me flak.

    Oh wait your a Green Malice that’s your job.
    Carry on then. 🙂

  • J-Mart
  • TheGreenMalice

    I disagree.

  • “that’s so false Adele made a song about it.”

    NEW T-SHIRT QUOTE IDEA @BB_Shy_Werewolf_Ben:disqus

  • TheDeadFellow

    Nobody did; I was just seeing some weird flurry of things happening in some hangouts and couldn’t figure what the hell was going on.

    Thanks for clarifying what’s going on BTW.

  • J-Mart

    Your gonna get more J-Mart comments for a very long time. Don’t panic it’s just a weekend break I’m returning on monday back and better than ever.
    Whoever spread this fake rumor needs to speak up and stop spreading this rumor that’s so false Adele made a song about it.
    It’s fine I am here anytime you need me.

  • J-Mart

    Whoa who said and spread that rumor that is obviously false?
    Don’t worry I am still here and I am just taking the weekend off. Monday is when I return strong and return to writing on this site. Don’t believe in fake rumors like this. Also stop spreading rumors. I’m fine way better than yesterday and just had to take a weekend break that’s all.
    I am not leaving anytime soon and that’s a guarantee.

  • SNL women did a song “Welcome to Hell” on the sexual allegations
    https://youtu.be/FTtpm73koX8

  • Y’all got to really love BTTF to get the joke I think. Basically you should be watching xmas movies but instead we watch BTTF again lol

  • Pig out all you want as long as you hit the gym.

  • I don’t even remember last years, that’s how bad it is.

    Also, and I started thinking this after @sailormonsoon:disqus mentioned how Paul Hogan cohosted the Oscars after Crocodile Dundee was a success, that i feel the Oscars used to be way more laid back and fun instead of the dull fest they are now. I mean the equivalent of Paul Hogan hosting in 2017 would be for Deadpool to co-host. I think the Oscars got too focused on nominating the best dramatic performances that a lot of actually great films get left out bc they’re genre films. I mean Star Wars, Raiders, and E.T. we’re nominated for best picture which are surely the equivalent of films like Dark Knight, Logan, and Get Out or Split. I think the Oscars need to focus more on being contemporary and not focusing on all the Oscar bait. I mean people aren’t watching anymore because 75% of the audience probably havent seen half of the films nominated.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I haven’t listened to any Christmas music myself but I might put on some on later. We celebrate St. Nicolas Day on Wednesday so that’s also a good time to do it. 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    All the drama happens when I’m asleep, too.

  • DryButSoupy

    So I guess, being December, it’s officially okay to listen to Christmas music:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPPCPqDINEk

  • Tell me about it. All hell breaks loose here every time I go to sleep.

  • What! J-Mart makes this sight interesting. I live for his comments!

  • Yup it was a tweet from someone lol. And no, there’s no Christmas element. It’s a joke.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    In that case, you won’t be disappointed! I don’t know if the American yule logs are the same but I sure hope that, in any case, it will be delicious. Enjoy your treat!!! 😀

  • DryButSoupy

    I go to sleep for a few hours and all hell breaks loose.

    Josh is the heart of this site. Or, if not the heart, certainly some other vital organ. The liver, maybe. He’s at least the spleen or pituitary gland.

  • DryButSoupy

    If they’re legit they’re probably either local emmys or they were bought at a pawn shop.

    In other news, George Wendt isn’t doing so great financially these days and had to hock some at the local pawn shop. Kidding about that part.

  • DryButSoupy

    Which one is Edi Patterson?

    And…that guy has bright red socks.

  • DryButSoupy

    The only think I can think of is, wasn’t there a truck with a Christmas tree farm logo on it? Like maybe the farm where Marty first crashed when he got back to the fifties?

    I dunno…I’m just spitballin’ here.

  • DryButSoupy

    My parents used to get the Swiss Colony catalog when I was a kid. They’d usually get cheese and meat platters for friends but I would always wish they’d get one of those yule logs…precisely because it looked like a big damn swiss roll. And I have always loved swiss rolls.

    Now I am a grown man and I think I shall order one. It is Yuletide, after all.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Sailor, what would I do without you? 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Interesting. Mr. Poppity uses it more than me. Feel free to send me your username via Hangouts if you are ok with him adding you (and if you are cool with that). 🙂

  • TheDeadFellow

    So apparently Josh isn’t going to be on the site as much? What happened?

  • Also useful for chat.

  • *blank stare*

    Yeah mate. Anything I should make sure to do in NY?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I agree
    A little BJ never hurt

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Indianamcclain

    Lady Bird was awesome, and Last Flag Flying was pretty good. So far 2017’s Oscar season has been way better than last years.

  • I knew it sounded familiar 😉

  • Indianamcclain

    Never noticed that before.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    A man of exquisite taste, but that is no surprise. 😀

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LMAO This is priceless!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I stole that line from Clark Griswold, btw. 😛

    Sure thing! I’ll catch ya later!!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    This is what they typically look like although I don’t usually buy them like this. I bought an “upscale” one about 6 years ago that was over $50 and it fed only 6 people. The bakery was renowned but in actuality their yule logs were nothing more than a fancy swiss roll with chantilly on top. What a rip-off.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7c1c5e36f63eed1a4c248a36d13bb28dbb70c64fe74eef9317cba00fb349f3ab.jpg

  • NICE XD
    Anywho, gotta run… but I’m sure I’ll be back on here at some point tonight (er, this morning).

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Exactly but you get variations. They sell ice cream and bakery ones at different places. My twins had them last week for their birthday.
    “Yule Log …. not that I have a log.” LOL

  • Much more impressive than what Google was showing me!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    We had this one a couple of years ago and something very similar this year. This is a Bakery Yule Log.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/632d5e3503e7884c69d4ff16938d0cd58f9fbdc2ce7a655cd27651da8afc3981.jpg

  • “Yule log,” eh? … They’re like big fancy swiss rolls!

  • Gesundheit!
    (Googles bûches de Noël)

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I can only live without it if my doctor says so. Then, I suppose I would have to oblige.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Funny that you mention that because I dreamt last night that I went back to the States and was almost lost walking around, with people oblivious to the fact that it is has been almost a decade since I have visited my homeland.
    We have bûches de Noël here, though. I love a lot of things about the traditions here. 🙂

  • I was just talking about gluten with some folks… I don’t think I could ever live without it!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’ve cut back before Christmas even although we bought a load of artisanal chocolate from my kids’ school fundraiser. I just can’t handle being gluteny anymore. But hey, a little B&J never hurt! 😀

  • No Halloween or pumpkin pie? Gurl… You need to visit the good ol’ US of A.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Normally no one eats pumpkin pies here because it’s not the style. Pumpkin is used as a mash or in soup only. I follow an American recipe but it always comes out differently.
    I have an autocorrect thing and it sometimes adds accents to my words. I have this weird feature where some words will automatically capitalise themselves, too. French is striving to be the dominate language in all situations! LOL

  • And yes the Americone Dream was very good, but I’ve been a little piggy since Thanksgiving, so I’ll probably cut back on the sad ice cream sessions soon XD

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I didn’t know you could add people on Steam. I suppose that’s only useful for inter-play games, though.

  • Are French pumpkin pies different than American?
    Also I’ve noticed é in a couple of your words. Intentional?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Sounds like a good plan! I saw that you had more B&J. I’m going to make a pumpkin pie today but since it’s French ingrédients, I don’t think it’ll be as good as the real thing.

  • Just eating a bit after some filming. About to check on the pets I’m sitting.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Two questions:
    1) Is that you hosting?
    2) Are those real Emmys?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    hahaha I got up early to do some writing but I’m posting a little beforehand. Wazzup Benny Boy? 😀

  • I love how the franchise is going strong in Alaska.
    But what crazy oversight from the company not to buy Netflix. Stubborn old fools.

  • It ain’t mine (unfortunately)… I wish I still had my rental cards, as keepsakes.

  • Is this a tweet from someone? Is there actually a Christmas element to one of the BTTF movies? (I don’t remember).

  • Just got out of a taping of a regional late night talk show. They had Vice Principals’ Edi Patterson. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ce02fd7cea74c0603c486fd7b6c1ac2497452bbe78169a65fa72d38d20c4b4d3.jpg

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    There are Blockbusters still around.

  • DryButSoupy

    Tobias, you scamp…

  • DryButSoupy

    One reading of that is he’s talking to a chicken.

  • ITS THE LOOP OF LIFE!

    *sing with Disney voice*

  • J-Mart

    Too bad it’s useless now!

  • J-Mart

    I have nunchucks but not samurai swords XD!

  • J-Mart

    Did not know I owned a samurai shop!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Loop. Of. Life.

  • Our little entrepreneur

  • You still need to add me on steam! And check your hangouts.

  • Been my soundtrack this last week for moving. All I could think was “wish that salt and pepper haired mofo was here to enjoy moving, drinks, pizza and xbox”

  • I got it. Ex blockbuster employee here.

  • Aaaw yeeeah, Nightmares on Wax.

  • What the heck?!?!

  • Superman is a trend.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Oh shit you just reminded me to come up thoughts on each one. Better get to it!

  • Been getting the Star Wars rankings from you all so thanks for that! We’ve got a nice mixture of results so far so should make for a great post! Remember if you still want to participate email me your ranking and thoughts on the 8 live action SW films by Dec 8 to afi100@filmexodus.com

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Damn that burn was hot

  • Something is a something.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No

  • TheDeadFellow
  • Is a sentence really a sentence if it isn’t run on and end with an exclamation point?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    *Honks so much the car breaks*

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Something about Batman.

  • Seriously can we make this a reality?

  • Something about a fad

  • “That’s the J-Mart way!”

  • No clickbait, but lots of tpyos

  • What is this? Who are you?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That sounds super painful!
    Probably one of the worst ways to die.

  • TheDeadFellow

    It’s going to be like Terminator except of nuclear annihilation, the robots will fuck us to death.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I am so happy that Twelve Forever has been greenlit by Netflix and is finally coming out in 2019!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/014d32230fd1b417b429dd0bd17eafffb22d5862b254d46220c19bd34228bd52.jpg

    If you have no idea what I am talking about basically it’s a rejected CN pilot that is going to be a Netflix original series in 2019 about a girl dealing with teenager problems and escaping life to a party island and it’s awesome.
    It’s funny and has great animation with a weird but cool way.

    Here’s the pilot!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_KPcMUuIPc

    Now greenlight Infinity Train as either a Cartoon Network or Adult Swim show!
    The pilot was so mysterious and amazing!
    I think it’s confirmed since they aired it on the network multiple times but please make it official and don’t reject this show!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6kfVWv01k

    Things are looking good for both Cartoon Network and Netflix.

    Congrats Julia to not giving up and making her dream a reality.
    https://twitter.com/juliavickerman/status/936686225141858304

  • TheDeadFellow

    “You can’t stop what’s coming.”

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Street Trash Rules!

  • I bet you do.

  • I never take you seriously.

    https://i.imgur.com/JHfO5jm.gif

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Girl Scouts love my video and I love their cookies.

  • “What time is the roast?”

  • Honk if you’re horny for robots.

  • I don’t know how those sentences correlate, but kudos for separating them.

  • I survived /Voldemort and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I would be signing it outside the store near the girl scouts selling their delicious cookies.
    I need to make more reaction videos for my channel.

  • Attention J-Mart shoppers, The Legendary Movie Critic will be signing the Martybook by housewares.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    J-Mart’s books are the best books!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I am creeped out!
    The thought of robots looking like humans scare me.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I never take you seriously.
    I like having each of you around.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I creep and scare people for a living so no XD! But it should be on the side so they can see how fabulous I am.

  • Read Smart, Read J-Mart

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You people put a big smile on my face through the hard times I go through. I wouldn’t want to be anyone else but you guys and gals.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Literally all my quotes are hilarious.
    That’s the J-Mart way!

  • TMI

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Love triangles are so overused and overrated.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Put in Barnes And Nobles and book stores in the libraries and put it online call it. The Amazing J-Mart Book.

  • Your photo should be at the bottom of the mug, to greet the drinker when they finish their beverage.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I got the magic in me. 😉

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I want this on a mug so I can drink and read my best quotes.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Everything is normal at J-Marts house.

  • Green Malice’s line…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Everyone loves tits

  • We need to get FEx merch up stat!

    Shirt ideas:
    – [redacted]
    – I’m a Fecker
    – Quit Josh’n Around
    – Keep Popping it like it’s hot
    – Dont say FEx around DBMI
    – and then every other hilarious j mart quote.

  • DropYourLinen

    I’m a sex machine and I don’t do love triangles. #BotLivesMatter

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Oh he will think it’s stupid but when I went to see it during Thanksgiving Weekend literally the whole audience was bawling and a lady sitting next to me held my hand and I told her I want to cry and she was crying too and the third act will leave your son in tears and it’s very dark for a Disney. This movie’s story and characters will be easy to comprehend and feel emotions for and I think Disney releasing a Spanish version of this film was a great movie. Your sons and his friends will be left in tears when he leaves the theater. Your son is going to love this movie and go on an emotional roller coaster and I want to hear his experience Pops! He is going to enjoy Coco and I think he will love the animation and the message the film tells. It’s also very respectable to Dia De Los Muertos and mexican culture.

  • Seriously we need to publish that j mart book ASAP.

  • I’m no expert in this field, but giving her space seems like a good call. Or maybe leave a letter if she doesn’t want to talk.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    We got into a fight and now she doesn’t even want to talk to me and I am trying to apologize for making her mad but maybe I should give her some space and I try to make things better and fail all the time.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It was not the most pleasant time for me in life. I would never again re-live it. Early 20s is pretty tough, too. But it will get better. You are lucky to have an outlet (film, TV) where to express yourself.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yeah being a teenager is so hard.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    He’ll probably be sitting with one of his friends (aka “the goons”) and think it will be stupid to cry. Plus, they are going to see it in Spanish and this is only the 2nd year he is taking it, so his comprehension is limited. In any case, thanks for the advice! 😛

  • And don’t ever take my jokes seriously, Josh. I like having you around FilmExodus.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I agree with Ben. At least you are amongst good company here. 🙂

  • She’s probably just frustrated. If she really hated your guts, you’d be fending for yourself.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Humans

    We watched it on ARTE (French/German channel) and listened to the series in Swedish with French subtitles. Those Northern languages are sometimes hard on the ears. Hope you can find it! It’s worth your time if you do. 🙂

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Mother’s not home right now and she doesn’t want to deal with me. She loves to swear to me and hates my guts.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Does your mother ever come across these pictures you are posting? LOL

  • I’ll have to look into it. I respect their reason for ending it, instead of pulling a Terminator.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s an excellent show. They only made 2 seasons and will not make anymore because the actors got to old for them to be convincing as flawless robots.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Your going to need all the tissues especially when you hear this and the third act made me cry waterfalls. It wasn’t forced and I made genuine tears like Inside Out did. It’s my second favorite Pixar movie so far!
    It’s a masterpiece and a film you have to see in your lifetime.
    Coco will make you cry and you will love it!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImutnoiBixY

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’m not trying to be savage. I’ve just learned that I have to direct with you when talking about certain things because it’s difficult for you to read between the lines.

  • I just blue myself.

  • weird magical

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    This was a storyline in a really great Swedish show called “Real Humans”. Robots were exploited for the porn industry as well.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6ce6f534f9876641d21d6d8b74d01135923b4d91a3fb27fcb52939278947ff25.jpg

  • Risky click of the day…

    She’s better off.

  • Right off camera is the La-Z-Boy where I’ve tossed the table clutter before shooting 👍

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Why you so savage Pops?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    The podcast doesn’t lie. You have a nice little nook there. 🙂

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Ben is very clean and tidy!

    Lies and slander!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LOL I’m just giving you a hard time. I make typos all the time. 😉

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Ben is very clean and tidy! Besides, those beasts don’t stand a chance with Ripley around!

  • Not if we want sponsors.

  • They want deez nuts.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I thought you lived in an apartment? Hmm.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Dang it autocorrect!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I think that’s where you went wrong.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Bless your tender heart. You tried but it wasn’t funny because it does not come off a joke.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Those are the best sentences.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Also has less spiders and squirrels.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Sigh…
    Old men is literally in the title!

  • bruh…
    Yeah most likely.

  • ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m in my own basement which is better and way more clean than yours.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Look at the movie title and look at the joke I made.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The future is going to be so weird for the sex industry…

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    That’s utterly disturbing on so many levels.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    He just wanted to use that gif. I didn’t get it either. :-/

  • What joke?

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You wrote: “That’s Chrissy Teigen host of Spike’s Lip Sync Battle and John Legend’s husband …”

  • You didn’t like it?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That movie is for Old Men

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You mean wife?
    John Legend is her husband and they are a perfect couple.

  • GET OUT OF MY BASEMENT

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Oh boy I forgot sex with robots will be real soon.

  • It would probably improve the education system. Try giving lip to a murderbot.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Robots are replacing teachers!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The thing that you totally watched except I was the one watching it.

  • No Country for Old Men is 10 years old.
    I guess it’s no country for me.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Or when it cuts off an artists performance as that is rude to the artist performance.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Tom Holland looks good as Demi Lovato.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Sure I can do 8PM tonight.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s a natural bra!

  • What an ineffective bra.

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • I don’t understand Disqus!

  • It’s ridiculous. Especially since you don’t even need her as part of the show. Just wasted money.

  • Shame. I like him as Alfred

  • Stop changing your invite name then!

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • On second thought, maybe you should keep me in the tag list…

  • Yes, exactly like that thing I totally watched.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Like when the VMA’s rudely cut Julia Micheal’s performance granted it wasn’t her best but that was still rude.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    My kid is going to see that next week in Spanish. 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Just as long as he doesn’t go back to doing Lifetime movies!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Good to see everything is normal at the Monsoon household. 😛

  • Sweet cover art.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Several women came forward about his inappropriate touching plus he has said some really controversial statements about his own behaviour and sexual assault victims. Stellar actor. Filthy old man in real life.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2278155/Jeremy-Irons-opens-controversy-admits-I-love-touching-people.html

  • I never understand when shows cut away from the performance.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Tits

  • Coco hit me in the feels alright. @joshuamartyniouk:disqus

  • Sailor Monsoon

    James Franco is now directing and starring in a bio pic about famed author Shel Silverstein.
    Say what you will about his acting or directing but the man has an uncanny ability to inhabit real life people

  • Is there an 8PM EST roast tonight?

  • Omg you mean the worst aspect of that show? The celebs are lip syncing and they always cut to her doing dumb shit.

  • What happened with Irons?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    hahahaha I laughed out loud at this. So funn and appropriate!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Chrissy is a beautiful husband if I’ve ever seen one! 😉

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    That’s actually a clever idea. Perverted but clever. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    With any luck

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Is this gonna be the future of education?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Thanks for using my wise words in hangouts.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’re speaking my language

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Jafar as Thaos is too good!

  • Indianamcclain
  • Indianamcclain

    Jackson’s Kong has so much heart to it. His film is the only one where I care about the relationship between Kong, and Ann.

  • Indianamcclain

    The court of public opinion is now in sesssion.

  • I get the josh of it, Jist.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Run on sentences buddy

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m going to have to side with attic bros on this one buddy.
    I consider myself “hip” and even I’m having a hard time understanding what the hell you’re talking about

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I am trying your just not listening or don’t care.

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Golden Nintendo Switch with gold joycons and PS4 Pro and Xbox One X for LA Noire!
    I need that switch as I really want a Nintendo Switch!
    Rockstar Games did a great job!
    https://twitter.com/RockstarGames/status/936654225865625609/photo/1

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    She had a retro Pan Am bash which is so cool!

  • I know some of these words.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Things don’t turn out well for anyone in the Saw series but the way they make the traps is insane!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That’s Chrissy Teigen host of Spike’s Lip Sync Battle and John Legend’s husband and she is playing with joycons that moves and she loves the Nintendo Switch along with Jon Mayer.

  • We should roast it!

  • Florida is known for it.
    /s

  • Who is that?
    Don’t palm up the cake, Chrissy.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I like the wild ones!
    Like Flo Rida!
    Did not know she made something dirty.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    From what Sailor said, you won’t be disappointed. Not that I’m promoting that idea or anything. haha

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I need this cake for my 18th Birthday!
    I love the switch so much which is something I also need for my birthday.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/01528328ee7aeeaaece84681e33859157318630b1304cf54cdfb1b3d29cee2ee.jpg

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    How do you know that she likes kissing people but you don’t know that she’s happily married?
    Are you watching old épisodes of “Singled Out”? LOL

  • Things don’t turn out so well for him in the Saw series.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    OBLIGATORY NOTICE TO JOSH: PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

    Back when I was a younger lass, I would sometimes have a sip of my parents drinks and would even have an occasional beer after the age of 18. Here in France, it is perfectly normal for older kids/adolescents to try wine. One of my daughters tried rosé (pink wine) this afternoon at a château and it was no big deal.
    Drinking alcohol is obviously about legal restrictions but it’s also about your attitude towards doing so.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Oh I know Mark Wahlberg not Donnie Wahlberg.

  • Quite a cocktail.
    I was the king of Kings.

  • She might be against those doctor’s orders too.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I have no idea who any of those people are.
    She just likes kissing people it’s really hard to explain.

  • I’ll be in my bunk.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Jenny’s a wild one alright. I listened to some of her Stern interviews and she’s insane (in bed and out of it). Sailor boasted seeing a sex tape of hers.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yeah definitely not going to have hangovers and alcohol poisoning sucks all I am excited for is to drink a nice red wine and some beer and vodka but waiting for it takes forever.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Not since she married Donnie. He would kick your ass or get Marky Mark to do it for him. LOL

  • (not sure if dig on New Yorkers)

  • Oh wow.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I think we’ve made this point about 12 times (at least) in past roasts and open threads but being drunk is not fun. Hangovers suck as does alcohol poisoning. Having a casual drink or two, or getting a nice innocent buzz is a different story.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    No but she probably would needs one after she kisses someone.

  • Pace yourself, dude.
    Don’t end up like BB_Ben.

  • Something with peanut butter?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Some years ago, yes. He has a huge problem with roaming hands and feeling up women. The thing is that he never denied the accusations. It was then revealed he had an open marriage with his wife, which is naturally their business, but he humiliated her in public by being a complete scum-wad. Needless to say, he hasn’t been welcome to Hollywood events in a while.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I know wait til 21 but man I can’t wait til that day!
    Being drunk sounds fun!

  • Do I need a prescription for that?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Probably since most allegations against people are true!
    Viva La new Hollywood!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Kissing someone at midnight when you are single is overrated anyways. 🙂

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Also Ciara is hosting this year!
    This is gonna be fun!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You have an obsession with getting drunk.

  • Was Irons called out for harassment?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yeah and hopefully soon a rising artist.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Well, I would think that they would have at least some truth to them. So many of the guys (mostly) have been doing this crap for years and now every venged/assaulted woman (again, mostly) is coming out and sharing her story. As much as I like him as actor, he needs to be called out if he’s done something wrong. I really like Jeremy Irons at one point but he turned out to be a complete dirtbag. What can you do?

  • You’re a humble star!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    She kisses anyone at midnight anyone!

  • With consent?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m already a star!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I would kiss her!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Then the cops would destroy you.
    I can think of nastier things to do to them.

  • Right.
    Just cut her feed.
    And maybe trip her.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes but don’t punch Jenny Mccarthy.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I have to wait a bit for the hype to go down a bit.

  • Us and the St. Bernard? No thanks.

  • LOL

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    So am I!
    We would totally be a perfect trio.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I don’t think she likes beastiality.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    She isn’t a saint but she is not a demon either she’s just my type.

  • Oh, I’ll have to do some heavy research before our next show, and skim a couple headlines.

  • After that beastiality comment, maybe a Saint Bernard.

  • Haven’t heard that yet. Heard he denied the allegations tho

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    3PM EST

  • J-Marta gf sounds like a saint

  • You’re a rising star!

  • Wait, so……. When is the roast?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yeah it is you hear fantastic music from great artists and drink ton of champagne and kiss at midnight the only downside is that it’s cold and crowded but seeing the ball drop is so much fun.
    The one in Chicago isn’t bad at all.
    We have a rising star!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cdada76c182c29fe501165bf5d3c122ba73bc1916f8054358a2df37d3987f777.jpg

  • And punch Seacrest in the face for me. 👌

  • First time?

  • I’m a rule-breaker!

  • How did I know the after-logo scene would be the toys

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Your gonna be waiting a long time til New York’s balls drop.
    You have to kiss someone at midnight as that’s a rule and get drunk.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I would never marry a girl so angry if I text someone else because I hate stalker girlfriends and if the only thing I hate is a phone app sponsor than your MV was great. I’m also glad they didn’t get married and there are more people than just me that likes music on an emotional level.

  • “They could’ve made this clearer.”

  • Probably, considering he resigned from the Australian Academy.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Wow that is great! XD!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The tabloids don’t always tell the truth which is why I trust magazines more and she went through tons of problems when she was with Disney including depression which I am glad she got over. Yeah her vocals are amazing as she knows how to write a love song and I love her more gospel style as it fits her and I am ashamed that she didn’t get any grammy nominations as this album is her best so far. She’s gonna get even better in the future.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    @joshuamartyniouk:disqus Because I went to bed before I saw his request last night.

    Deadpool:

    Handsome hireling hunk has hankering for horny harlot honey. Hunk’s health has horrible happening and his half-baked hunger for healing hands hunk to hateful handlers. Hideously harmed and hardly handsome, hunk heals health and harbors hate for handler. Handler hijacks hottie as hook for hunk whose hugely hiding hideousness. Hideous hero hatches hasty helping hand happening with hulking hardened hero and half-sized harasser. Hidden hero helps hottie, halts handler, horseplays as Hugh, and horseplays hammily.

  • Okay, this was a pretty good edit but the after Avengers logo scene was just extremely well done and got a laugh.
    https://youtu.be/I_-qWODtnW0

  • Who thinks the Geoffrey Rush allegations are true?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I go back and forth between owen and sim
    I think they’re both exceptional

  • We are blessed.

  • Lol!

  • TheDeadFellow

    Gonna post the results of the last night’s Roulette + my delayed Cruel Intentions review tonight. Hope ya’ll enjoy.

  • TheDeadFellow

    100% agreed. Jackson’s Kong is a film that I honestly think qualifies as pure cinematic art. And Skull Island, for all the fun it provides, DOES NOT match up that standard, not by a long shot.

  • *blank stare*

    I do love that.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’m reviewing the 1938 film. Reginald Owen was amazing, as was Gene Lockhart. It is by far my favourite version!! 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’m glad that you are keeping us up-to-date with how you are feeling and, moreover, that you are honest about your situation.
    The best thing you can do if you are feeling down for more than a week or two is to go back to your doctor. I believe that you recently adjusted your treatment, so perhaps you are still getting used to the dosage or perhaps it’s not exactly right yet. I’ve been on meds for a while to deal with some personal stuff in my life and I must visit my doctor every month so that she can chat with me and see if any changes need to be made. Even a symptom that could appear to be insignificant to you could actually be important, so again, I would advise to go and speak with your doctor. I hope this helps. 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I applaud your upbeat attitute but it’s not that easy, Josh. Meds are just one part of the treatment. Thinking about happy things can perhaps temporarily uplift someone but it’s hardly a long-term cure. Life is about the good and the bad; often times we are faced with more difficulties than successes.
    You are a good kid but you are too young to offer up solutions.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Very true. Clinical depression can stay with you through life and the only way of managing it is through lifestyle and meds. There is no shame in it. Some of us are more suscepitible than others. The best attitude to have is to accept it and find the best way you can to live with it. I speak from experience, Cap’N. 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s too cold up North right now. I think that must be it!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Naughty Duke. You are getting some coal in your stocking for that attitude!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Sailor’s a beast! LOL

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    How cool for you, Blanky! Plus you’ll get “extra time” in 2017. Won’t it feel a little strange when 2018 arrives Down Under and you’ll still have half a day left in 2017? 😀

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s probably easier if he comes to you, if they’ll let him through immigration. 😉

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Never listened to hear songs but have seen her name in the tabloids. I think my ears are very grateful at this point! haha

  • Indianamcclain

    It doesn’t even compare to Jackson’s Kong. Skull Island is a B-Movie.

  • Indianamcclain

    Nolan was quoted on what separates his Batman films from modern superhero blockbusters. I completely agree with him.

    “That’s a privilege and a luxury that filmmakers aren’t afforded anymore. I think it was the last time that anyone was able to say to a studio, ‘I might do another one, but it will be four years’. There’s too much pressure on release schedules to let people do that now but creatively it’s a huge advantage. We had the privilege and advantage to develop as people and as storytellers and then bring the family back together.”

  • *blank stare*

    Pee on masses of people. Got it!

  • And a midnight toker.

  • Indianamcclain

    I agree with Ben. That is better trailer.

  • Phase 4 is gonna get weird.

  • You seriously can’t think this is better
    https://youtu.be/sgE4_wDhY0I

  • Well… imo.

  • Is it tho?

  • Music video was decent. They definitely shouldn’t have gotten married so glad they didn’t.

    J-Mart is the only guy I know who likes music on an emotional level. I respect that.

  • Make sure you pee before you get in the mass of people!

  • I rewatched the leaked SDCC trailer. It really is so much better.

  • *blank stare*

    I really can’t wait.

  • If I ever find the time I want to write a piece on how 2017 was the year r rated blockbusters made its comeback

  • Waiting for Josh’s INFINITY WAR breakdown so I have a good excuse to talk about that trailer again. Hurry up @joshuamartyniouk:disqus!

  • New Year’s Eve in NY is so much fucking fun.

  • *blank stare*

    Nah, but he’s just a hop and a jump away. Can’t do it for time, but wish that I could.

  • Does DBMI live in NY now?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM1w9PEQOE8
    This music video is so powerful and feels like a movie and made me cry.
    You don’t need nobody but yourself and the scene where she was left alone on her wedding day was so sad and then she took off the ring and found herself.
    This is why you make sure your ready to get married or otherwise you’ll be like Demi.
    Don’t do what Demi does and don’t be like her. Marriage happens but you need to know if your ready for it.
    Fantastic video for a fantastic song off her best album so far.
    I love Demi’s new era so much as it feels raw and powerful and humane.
    Hope this song is a huge hit!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Deadpool

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes I would love to see King Kong rip people in half and smash them hard.

  • *blank stare*

    Heading over seas to see New York’s balls drop.

    Not visiting DBMI, ’cause I’m pretty sure a weekend barhopping with that guy would kill me dead.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’ll never know

  • No thanks.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You need to get naked duke
    It’s liberating

  • What is with everyone not wearing pants.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Lanky Lion leaps lineage and lets leader lion land lifeless. Leader’s little lion leaves land and leonine laws for life of lazy lackwit and lardy loser. Lioness longs for lion to lead. Lion learns to leave loss and let’s lowlife lose life. Lesson: loop of life.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I don’t care about pants but you still gotta do it

  • @jooshua:disqus where you been?

  • I told William idc about grammar here.

  • Yes sir. Back up editor whenever you need.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    * you’re

    English major my ass

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Alliteration ain’t a gift a monsoon acquired but he acknowledges and approves an awesome allegory

  • Your are genius.

  • 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Lions learn life lessons.

    Nailed it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    The Lion King

  • TheDeadFellow

    This is a rule for ANYTHING where John C. Reilly is just a supporting character, no exceptions.

    The only ones who have capitalized on this have been Tim and Eric. Think about that.

  • William Dhalgren

    Every fucking day, man.

  • William Dhalgren

    I know. It’s a shock. But you’ll come round.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    The movie I wanted to watch would have been whichever one John C. Reilly was in.

  • William Dhalgren

    I survived. So far.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Monsoon’s malady might mask more mysterious meaning than mere ministration. Might mean masturbation.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Oh it is, right down to how the tentacle wraps around Kong’s mouth as he’s eating it.

    Many of the characters felt like that. Guess that’s what happens when your script has gone trough three different writers.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I don’t know if I’d consider the octopus thing a reference to Oldboy, but I guess it could be. Also, what was up with Kebbell’s character in that movie. As pointed out the honest trailer (one of the best they’ve ever done, btw), he feels like he’s from a totally different film.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There’s a cannibal holocaust reference in it.
    It’s not rated R but it’s amazing he snuck a hard R movie reference into a kids film

  • TheDeadFellow

    Technically, it sort of is. I mean, what happens to that one soldier in the forest with the spider legs impaling him through the mouth (Cannibal Holocaust-style no less!) and the other death of what happens to poor Toby Kebbell.

    Also the refernce to Oldboy the movie makes at one point had me laughing my ass off. Never thought I’d see something like that in 185 million dollar CG fest like this was.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My hand hurts from high fiving

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I wish it had been R-Rated. If it was going to be as dumb and action centric as it was, I want some scarier monster gore.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Hey Duke: Thanks again for providing editing for my review. In the event my editor isn’t available, are you okay with being my back up if need be? Once again, really appreciate the help.

    On another note, I watched Kong Skull Island tonight. It was dumb but in a really entertaining fashion. Plus it looked positively GORGEOUS. It doesn’t hold a candle to Jackson’s Kong nor Godzilla 2014 but hey, I was amused frequently by it and even laughed at how hilariously grotesque and violent it gets.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I knew you would say that one but good god was it difficult.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Marty Mcfly’s mysterious motor machine makes mark on moment of maternal mistake. Marty’s mother means to misbehave but marty might melt if mother misses meeting mild-mannered Mr. McFly. Marty makes mother’s meeting masterful and meets motor’s master for magnetic manipulation make motor move minus missing missile material. Marty’s mph makes motor make it. Motor master misleads marty into misapprehension of murder but manages miracle.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    High goddamn five my good sir

  • Lol you use it in hangouts?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Sergeant suspects simpleton survivor of shipping shootout show signs of spilling story. Spacey’s stuttery stoolpigeon says some satisfactory secrets that sates sergeant’s suspicions. Slowly some salient but standard stuff show space is sociopath soze.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I just went through hangouts

  • I’d like to think so, but in person, I’m about as suave as Woody Allen.

  • Back to the Future

  • lol, awesome

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Usual suspects

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Cap_N_Jack

    Ok, quick game: comment with the title of a well-known movie (doesn’t have to be huge but I have to have heard of it) and I will respond with an alliterative plot summary.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    We’ll never know

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m always here to support anyone with depression as I went through it and it’s an awful phase to go through. Get some medical help and think about things that make you happy.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Go find it!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    How dare you delete my masterful witty comment?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    You went full Ian Malcolm at the end there but it’s very kind of you.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    He’s better than other artist out there.

  • But he makes 1000 comments a day. What ROAST did he say it in even?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    J-Mart’s Comments Of Wisdom.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Beast romances are the best romance movies.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Im going to be making love waves after watching this.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    If I can survive being in a depressive phase in middle school than so can you and don’t let it get to you and try to ignore it and focus on school and your future and life always finds a way for you.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I have something to tell you.
    He is my secret brother.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My comments?
    He’s the one that said it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I knew it

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Your tearing me apart Lisa!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But bewbs!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes someone else who thinks the 2009 version is underated!
    I love that film for the animation alone.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    What a foxy lady! 😉

  • Cap_N_Jack

    J-Mart my good man, that’s all very sweet and I sincerely appreciate it. The only downside is that depression isn’t really a thing you cure, It gets better and you get better at living with it, but it’s something that stays with you.

  • Hunt down your old comments until you find it again!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Did you show him or are you dead?

  • What!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Trust me I smell like Old Spice mixed with mint and a hint of jasmine.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    17: Logan and blade runner
    16: hell or high water and nice guys
    15: fury road and kingsman
    14: guardians and grand budapest and Frank
    13: wolf of wall street and the world’s end
    12: looper/ cabin in the woods/ skyfall/ Avengers/ django/ silver linings playbook/ wreck it Ralph
    11: midnight in Paris/ X-Men
    10: Scott Pilgrim/ social network/ inception/ toy story 3
    09: inglorious basterds/ district 9
    08: iron man/ dark knight/ wall-e/ dear Zachary
    07: no country for old men/ there will be blood
    06: children of men/ prestige/ pans labyrinth
    05: Batman begins/ sin city/ Munich

    From memory.
    Release dates might be off

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes I do smell weird but I am a good and caring friend.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    He is way better than James Blunt and reminds me of Sam Smith but he always falls in love.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yeah idrk either. Was in the heat of a moment.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Not a troll just a joker.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    What?!!!!!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You ride a mechanical dog that breathes fire!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m used to not being around friends as I don’t trust them and I like being alone and I am so used to it now and the friends I have I hold close and I tried to get a job and failed all because the company tried to call me back and failed but I can always reapply and you’ll find yourself all these things eventually but you need to go to a hospital to cure your depression.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Cool! I live in Menomonie!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    EA: “Give this bad game away so we can move on to more sports!”

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    No don’t play Battlefront 2 it is awful! Play the original but not the new battlefront trust me on this!
    The campaign is so short and disappointing.
    The loot crate system disaster is so terrible and unfair that it’s not even fun.
    The hero roster is too small and some of the classes too OP and is overall weak compared to how good the first game was.
    When will EA get it right?

  • William Dhalgren

    Well, what are you waiting for?

  • William Dhalgren

    We’ll see about that.

  • Madison

  • William Dhalgren

    #truth

  • William Dhalgren

    Now I’m definitely out!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That’s not a good combo.

  • TheGreenMalice

    I can’t make it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I was waiting for someone to ask

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Sailor Monsoon

    There’s a scene where a naked pregnant chick kills a bunch of guys while being covered in their blood.
    And that’s not even top five craziest things to happen

  • Cap_N_Jack

    It’s rare to find good serfs these days.

  • William Dhalgren

    Tried it. Nothing happened.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I fucking goofed, that’s why!!

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Sounds like something you would declare and then glare at your serfs until they bring you pie, milk, and mead.

  • William Dhalgren

    I just had tacos. Now I shall have pie. And milk.

  • William Dhalgren

    The greatest trolling in the history of… FEx?

  • William Dhalgren

    Well….

  • Bill D

  • 😐

  • Why would you do that!

  • Yes. Why? (Don’t criticize my grammar here lol)

  • Cap_N_Jack

    All the pieces fit…

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s your sales pitch?

  • William Dhalgren

    About time I came clean – I am J-Mart.

  • William Dhalgren

    You should not have a hard time dating. You’re fuckin funny, dude!

  • William Dhalgren

    A film class I took did a live skype Q&A with Jow Swanberg. Nice fellow, but fuck mumblecore.

  • William Dhalgren

    Ordered three books last night around 9pm and they got here today around 2pm.

  • William Dhalgren

    Are you an Eng Major?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Damn it
    I deleted it

  • William Dhalgren

    Ugh

  • Nothing beats real life friends, but I definitely view some of you Exiles as friends. We got a nice community built here on trust.

    And as Sailor already said, sometimes success gets in the way of that but eventually it’ll come. Your artwork is very impressive, so you’ve got the talent to build a good career.

    Just take it one day at a time. You got my email if you’d like to chat.

  • William Dhalgren

    Well, you gonna name them?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Now you’re thinking like jmart

  • Dude I said that just last week!

    And @sailormonsoon:disqus hit me with his best comment yet!

  • William Dhalgren

    I don’t see anything.

  • William Dhalgren

    WHERE WAS I

  • William Dhalgren

    It ain’t no Hudson Hawk either.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But killing nazis…

  • William Dhalgren

    I feel like we should write (and self publish?) a book of J-Mart’s comments.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I actually like the jim carrey one.
    I just think gary oldman should’ve been scrooge

  • William Dhalgren

    I don’t think so, my friend.

  • Nothing like watching the 4th and 10th best versions

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Git dat wolfenstein doe

  • William Dhalgren

    Why do I feel like this has sexual undertones?

  • Lol welcome back

  • William Dhalgren

    $199, I think. For once, I am legit pissed I didnt shop BFCM. They will probably have another sale after Crimmustimes, though.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You missed out
    They were practically giving them away

  • William Dhalgren

    My wife watched that the other day. I’d never seen it all the way through. I feel justified.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I was keeping it to movies and not tv episodes but good call

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There’s no shame in admitting you need help with your problems.
    Everyone needs a support system and sometimes that support comes by prescription.
    I’m sorry you’re having a bad week but exodus is more than a group of film lovers, it’s a support system.
    I pretty confident that i speak for everyone when i say that you can always turn to us when you’re feeling blue or dealing with a problem. We may not completely understand what you’re going through but we’ll try our damnedest to help.

  • William Dhalgren

    Good place to chat, vent. Quieter. A bit more private.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’m still waiting for Three Billboards to come to Wisconsin.

  • William Dhalgren

    No interest in Wolfenstein, but I was thinking about buying a PS4 so I could, at the very least, play some the new Battlefront. But I missed Best Buy’s sale.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Thanks, I will keep it in mind.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I believe you’re forgetting the Beavis and Butthead Christmas retelling of the old tale. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af624a6e29ab5f5b65698da41084f3e8d9b607d887204612b5f9364828e10d0f.jpg

  • William Dhalgren

    Up to you. Several of us are.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Dude! What part of Wisconsin?

  • William Dhalgren

    Finally got around to using an Amazon gift card I had lying around for nearly a year. My picks came in today. I’ll probably give this a look tonight. The others are going to be much longer reads. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4a35015ae3ce529bff102385cab21217848d88a8806cb17f844e278eda459086.jpg

  • Cap_N_Jack

    We shall see. I’m on a regiment of anti-depressants and anti-anxieties that help a lot. As does running three times a week. Seriously, I feel like I’m bragging while complaining but it’s been a rough week.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Nope. Should I be?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’ll get a life after you get a career.
    Sometimes you have to sacrifice a personal life to be successful.
    But happiness always finds a way.

  • William Dhalgren

    Who is this Billy D fellow?

  • William Dhalgren

    Jack, are you on Google Hangouts?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Eh…so I’m really good at school. I’ve been in college eight years and only ever gotten one grade lower than an A-. I graduated with highest honors with a math degree and 3.9 point average from a prestigous school and upon going back to school, immediately went to top of all my art classes.

    All that said, the price I pay is that I have no friends and when I’m not stressed I’m sad because I feel guilty I’m not working. I haven’t dated anyone for more than one date in…four, maybe five years And when I get time to think, I feel pretty unhappy sometimes.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    What’s the matter captain?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I was going to make a list of the best Christmas Carol adaptations but I’ll just do it here

    1. 1951
    2. 1938
    3. 1992
    4. 1984 (tv movie)
    5. 1970
    6. 1954 (tv movie)
    7. 1994
    8. 1962 (animated movie)
    9. 1983
    10. 2009

    The rest are unwatchable.
    Which is a shame because Patrick Stewart, Kelsey Grammer and tim curry should’ve been great scrooges but they got stuck in terrible films.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I am depressed.

  • Duke’s Christmas Checklist
    – A Charlie Brown Christmas
    – A Christmas Carol (1984) •
    – A Christmas Carol (2009) •
    – A Christmas Story •
    – Deck the Halls •
    – Elf
    – The Family Man •
    – The Grinch (2000)
    – Grumpy Old Men
    – Grumpier Old Men
    – Home Alone
    – Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
    – It’s a Wonderful Life •
    – Mickey’s Christmas Carol
    – Miracle on 34th Street (1994) •
    – The Night Before •
    – The Santa Clause
    – The Santa Clause 2
    – The Santa Clause 3
    – Scrooged
    – Toy Story That Time Forgot

    I just realized I forgot to bring Jingle All the Way with me. Oh well

  • Sailor Monsoon

    So forgettable.
    He was perfectly cast but i don’t remember a single fucking thing about it

  • In Wisconsin for the weekend

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Keep it in your memories.
    Whenever something hits you that hard, it’s usually not worth re-visiting

  • Indianamcclain

    Haven’t seen either one since I was a kid. My excitement for The Grinch was off the charts. I had toys from Radio Shack, and Wendy’s. I drew pictures of the teaser poster at school, and I had the PC game. I also ordered the Kellogg’s cereal bowl. The hype was real, and I loved the film. I’m almost afraid to revisit it, I’d like to retain my good memories.

    I’ll never forget seeing the teaser trailer for The Grinch in front of The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle. Had no idea that a live action Grinch film with Jim Carrey was coming out.

  • Indianamcclain

    I only know of 4. There’s Babble-On, Jay and Silent Bob Get Old, Fatman on Batman, and Smodcast. I think Smodcast is still going on.

  • Indianamcclain

    My card finally came in this week.

  • You reminded me to start milking my MoviePass.

  • Word. Shame the animated Devito Lorax was so forgettable.

  • I haven’t checked that out other than the occasional YouTube video. I think Smith and Garman’s chemistry really makes Babble-On. I thought Garman alone was the selling point, but then I listened to him do a solo show and wasn’t really into it.

    How many podcasts does Smith have, anyway? Is Smodcast still a thing? I’m pretty new to this.

  • Indianamcclain
  • Indianamcclain

    Hoping to see Last Flag Flying, and Lady Bird between tonight, and tomorrow. If there’s time I’d like to see Dunkirk again in IMAX.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=np_N0Suahv0

  • Indianamcclain

    Hollywood Babble-On is fun. I can’t handle Fatman on Batman though. Really don’t like Marc Bernardin as the co-host.

  • Indianamcclain

    That was pretty good

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nope
    I just think a grinch/cat in the hat movie would be crazy and miller does crazy things.
    I think babe pig in the city is fucking insane but it’s indicative of the type of shit miller does.
    He takes big risks and most of the time they pay off big.
    Picture a Danny Devito as a live action lorax.
    It’s crazy but I’d watch the fuck out of it.

  • There’s good production value in The Grinch and Carrey has it dialed to 11, but there’s something really ugly about it… Can’t argue that Cat in the Hat is worse, although I vaguely remember it feeling like a stoner movie in disguise (which is kinda my own defense).

    I don’t understand your George Miller request, though. Was he optioned for a Seuss movie?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Finally beat wolfenstein 2.
    Not my game of the year but It’s real fucking close.
    Everybody go out and buy this game because i desperately want a sequel.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Annnnnnd sent. Let me know if you have any complications.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Roger roger

  • Just send it to the afi100@filmexodus.com email

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Most gifs are.

  • TheDeadFellow
  • Sailor Monsoon

    I slightly defend that film.
    I believe they were trying to make a good film and it got away from them.
    The cat in the hat however, was just a self indulgent vanity piece.
    But I’d give anything to see a George Miller directed sequel involving both of them.
    (Babe: pig in the city George Miller is what I’m referring to. Not Fury Road)

  • twstdbydsn
  • TheDeadFellow

    That’s probably accurate. As I said, it’s not one of my long form reviews but I still get the point across.

  • That Grinch gif is better than the entire Jim Carrey movie.

  • I love bestiality romance movies. 😉

    dafuq

  • They must do well overseas.

  • Tuesday 2:47am

  • I pay $100 a year for free 2 day shipping on all kinds of shit. + Music and video streaming.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I envy you

  • twstdbydsn

    He sucks.

  • twstdbydsn
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Like 2000 -3000 words?

  • TheDeadFellow

    Not long. Like about two pages or so.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    How long is this review?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Worth every penny

  • TheDeadFellow

    You would? Awesome. Give me you email address and I’ll get right to it.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    From your description, he looks like another James Blunt. I’ve never heard a Taylor Swift song so I think I’ll pass for now. 😉

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Amazon Prime forces you into a monthly costly plan so no thanks but really excited for that films.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Or call it crappy day!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Super underated and if you loved this you will love Power Rangers!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s a monster movie mixed with a romance which is not that crazy.
    You might like it Pops.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    This is Ed Sheeran.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGwWNGJdvx8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ibBPhiaG0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vv-BfVoq4g

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-EO5I60KA

    Basically he writes songs that gets played at weddings and he is super talented and one of my favorite artists.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You just do it on Sunday at 8PM. I’m cutting back on roasts anyways so you don’t have to work around my time difference.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    He leaves deep stab wounds.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I have no idea who Ed Sheeran is either!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That was an Ed Sheeran joke that nobody got not what you thought it was… 0_0.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ll cut you deep

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    OMG, another crazy movie! No wonder Sailor is so keen on seeing it. No thanks!!!!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Repeat after me: Auntie Poppy. Old enough to be my mother.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    A lady who can’t talk is in love with a fishy beast and they are in a romance. It’s made by Del Toro so it’s gonna be great and win some awards!
    Beauty and The Fishy Beast!

  • All the better!

    /jk

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You already came up with it and I am not gonna propose something ridiculous.

  • Wtf is this film about

  • Was that the deal or are you about to propose something ridiculous?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The Shape Of Water will be The Shape Of You.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Let’s make a deal!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Man a band concert and a roast Sunday will be packed!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I don’t think that helps clarify things AT ALL. haha

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I meant wet in a good way and I am gonna love this film!
    I love bestiality romance movies. 😉

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    @joshuamartyniouk:disqus Wake up, young whippersnapper!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m open Sunday

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Good than Sunday at 8PM will work for you.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Just reading that makes me feel so uncomfortable … (from Josh, that is).

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Can’t make it Saturday

  • It’s not even a roast Josh!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m going to get so wet after watching this! 😉

  • Fine. Saturday 3PM EST and Sunday 8PM EST.

  • If you need someone to proofread or edit your review you can send it my way. English Major Karlston at your service cadet.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I say do one Saturday and another Sunday night so I can get the 4-5 new roasters we got from last week.

  • Let’s do it Saturday 3PM EST?

  • It was hilarious.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I can’t do Sunday at 3PM EST due to me playing in a band Winter concert so I think we should do one on a Saturday night or afternoon and one on Sunday night.
    I would say I am done with the Winter concert by 6PM EST at most.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Johnny English has John Malkovich in it
    Which automatically means it’s worth a watch

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • I think Johnny English 3 comes out next year

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I don’t know if any of you guys caught this but it’s an interesting clip:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT1gOazMMm8

  • What a punishing double-feature.

  • Typed in a download code for Little Fockers on iTunes. Got rewarded with Johnny english reborn. I’ll take it I guess.

  • Just making sure the animals don’t defecate on the floor or die.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    In this case, it would probably be good only for Josh! (Who has probably passed out by this point!)

  • 2012 probably has 3-4 now tied. Avengers used to take the cake but now there’s a few for I like equally.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s for the kids pops!

  • lol I love hate using it.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’m afraid I must commit you now! LOL

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yeah.
    It’s rough.
    I love the guy and i really believe he’s a talented writer but his over sensitivity ruined him

  • I thought I forgot one for you lol. I’ll fix it later. And J-Mart has Sound of Music and something else still to do!

  • Oh… Oh no…

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Thanks for updating the list, Duke! I think I remembered asking for Cabaret. Did you forget to remove it or did you not write it down for me?
    (I kind of regretted taking it because of the storyline but then again I love Liza, so I suppose it would be worth it.)

    I once again nominate @joshuamartyniouk:disqus to do West Side Story. I love some musicals but I can’t stand that one. I think he’s the only one around here who could do it justice.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Wait till i reveal our new sexy mascot next year:

    The FEx FOX

    She’s a fox with tits.

    You know, for the kids.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Looks like i got something to watch next weekend

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Busted! LOL (Not really!)

  • TheDeadFellow
  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Ah, that’s nothing at all! Writing the reviews easily takes you a couple to several hours each time.

    I will check out the news. But I really hate that name ‘Feckers’!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I can list my favorite film of every year off the top of my head till around 05 and 12 is the only year that has more than 5 tied for the number 1 spot.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Get some graph paper.
    It is very fucking confusing

  • Right we’ve discussed this before. 2012 had a killer year for blockbusters and independents

  • Figured out I own 100+ 80s movies. I am not satisfied.

  • Must hunt it down.

    And BTTF had solid logic until a small error in Pt2

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Again, i hate that your favorite year is also 2012

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Primer is the only film that I’ve never questioned the logic to.

  • Only bought it because it had it in it. There time travel makes sense but at the same time doesn’t. They took quite a bit from BTTF in terms of meeting yourself and testing.

  • I thought we’d all be living in trailers stacked on top of each other like in Ready Player One.

    Speaking of which, 2018 will probably be my favorite year for cinema since 2012 (that I lived in).

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Obsessed with time travel, you are.

  • Last 30 seconds went a bit crazy, but that first bit was really good.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I liked red state a lot.

  • DryButSoupy

    I think I stopped paying attention to his movies in the 90’s or early aughts. Half his career is dick jokes. I can still indulge in sophomoric humor, but that dude is perpetually 13 years old.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Houses are still a thing?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Google the end of yoga hosers
    The bad guys main motivation is to get rid of “the haters”
    It’s sad and unreal.

  • So watched Project Almanac and enjoyed it. However, looking at the bluray cover I just realized that way back in 2015 I totally thought the person on the center was a girl with a shaved head when in fact it’s a teenage boy. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/eda2030ca24db915b70dc0f9941ef42223837af063ce6e757204c8604cf4e7d7.jpg

  • DryButSoupy

    I must have watched it five times already this afternoon.

  • House sitting is still a thing?

  • It waaas pretty obvious the reviews were bothering him, despite him repeatedly claiming to understand the critics.

    But I can’t judge. I think he and I are pretty similar (except he actually pursued his dreams).

  • King Alvarez

    Internet winner of the day.

  • The dog keeps startling itself with its own farts. I think they’re good here. Off to work!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m really getting tired of his self deprecating humor.
    His career literally died the moment he got a bad career.
    The man can not deal with criticism.

  • I kinda like Tusk, though, and hope he still does Moose Jaws, rounding out his weird Canada trilogy.

  • I’ve been listening to the Hollywood Babble-On podcast a lot. I’m not a Smith fanboy, but he’s a good speaker and we share a similar sense of humor.

    I thought the episode where he and Garman read the Yoga Hosers reviews was kinda endearing, although I question the defense that it’s “made for tween girls.” The half I watched before shutting it off didn’t seem fit for that demographic (or any demo, really).

  • DryButSoupy

    I discovered this today and got a chuckle out of it…enjoy…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk&feature=share

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The first episode was funny
    Were rats were at a party and one of the rats hooks up immediately and knocks another rat up and by the end of the party, the baby is already a teenager.
    It’s a funny joke but the rest of the show was terrible

  • It looked awful.
    I’ve never smelled Joshua.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I gave it 3 episodes.
    Couldn’t take it.
    Oh and i posted it because of the Josh bird

  • Disqus continues to be a fickle mistress.

  • I rush to get to the house I’m watching for the weekend. The dog is excited, but the cats look at me like “Maaan, we got this.”

  • Oh and I’m Helen.

  • Reminds me of that HBO(?) “animated” series, I think by one of the mumblecore people… Animals?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s what i tell every woman i bed

  • They should make a laxative called “This Too Shall Pass.”

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • DryButSoupy
  • Payback for your INFINITY WAR post almost making me late for class lol

  • Amazon Prime customers get the opportunity to buy tickets to an early screening of Jumanji 2 on December 8. I’ll be at work, but this could be a good opportunity for someone to write an advance review.

    https://www.amazon.com/adlp/jumanji

  • TheDeadFellow

    Yeah. And thank God that ain’t happening.

  • DryButSoupy

    When you said your dog is going to have to “go” I was afraid you meant “be put down.” So considering the alternative, that’s not QUITE so bad. But it’s a bummer to have to give up your pet.

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • TheDeadFellow

    Well, bit of bad news on my end: My Cruel Intentions review is going to have to be edited by myself instead of my friend. She’s too busy with College shit to help. Hope to have it come out next week. And do not fret: the Roulette will be on tonight as planned, probably around six or so.

    On other note: I’m afraid that with a heavy heart, the dog is going to have to go. He’s costing too much and he’s too much of a handful for mum and I. We’re sending him back to the breeder and hope he’ll have a better chance. He’s truly been a great dog but our living environment isn’t suited for what kind of dog he is.

  • I was just going to compliment you on that. You’re making me late for errands, lol

  • You miss the comment where I said I still need to hunt down the film?

  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Could’ve spent that time reviewing Nashville….
    Tsk Tsk

  • I got to hunt down a copy of it first. You’ll get it sometime 2018

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think there might be a Christmas element.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I want that Nashville review in January.

  • I just spent 2+ hours writing on the site. If y’all don’t check it out and comment IMMA LOSE MY MIND! /s

    But seriously, check out dat news feckers

  • Here’s who’s coming up for AFI 100:
    December 12th: The Gold Rush by @sailormonsoon:disqus
    December 19th: Citizen Kane by @thatguythatpostsalrightgeez:disqus
    December 26th: It’s a Wonderful Life by @ImAStardogChampion:disqus
    2018
    January 9th: The Wizard of Oz by @tyrano:disqus
    January 16th: The French Connection by @childofbellona:disqus

    Thanks to everyone who continues to be a part of the AFI 100, and who don’t usually write reviews! I’ll be hitting you all up in 2018 to do more (cough Soupy cough)!

  • Is that a Christmas movie? (not that that’s a requirement or anything)

  • Sugar Bear is an impression of Bing Crosby. It’s been in front of me this whole time. Now I’m going to want Golden Crisp anytime the Christmas station is on. https://youtu.be/yYM1hV6HRus

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • King Alvarez

    Always.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    YouTube is full of surprises

  • King Alvarez
  • Sailor Monsoon

    I fucking love bugsy malone but were the fuck am i going to find it?