Everything & Nothing: 180+ Days (Now How Many Weekends Is That?)

Hey hey, Exiles.

To celebrate our 6 month anniversary, we’re going against the norm and putting up a mid-week open thread. Let’s get the crazy discussions going.

Also, wanted to give a big shout out to Duke, Sailor Monsoon, King Alvarez, Blank Stare, TheDeadFellow, Poppity, Galaxion, those crazy Basement Bros, J-Mart, MrSplendiferous, Indiana McClane, Joe Newman, Captain Jack, William Dhalgren and Linda Owino (in no specific order) for all the awesome contributions and writing skills. If I left anyone out, I aplogise and will edit accordingly.

 

Anyone going to see Justice League this weekend?

Excited for the documentary about the filming of Man on The Moon with Jim Carrey?

Are you waiting for Hollywood to crumble with all these scandals and getting ready to pounce in when they need fresh blood and we can make film like it was before?

 

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You are right on the money Duke!

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • This is true.

  • Indianamcclain

    I thought it was ok personally, but I agree with criticisms of it being a mess.
    I honestly think if people weren’t privy to the behind the scenes trouble that the film had, they wouldn’t be as harsh on the film. The same goes Suicide Squad.

  • I thought you were talking about Charlie Sheen.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Charlie Rose.

  • Can you please message me on messenger?
    @joshuamartyniouk:disqus

  • The allegations have already began. I forgot which publication wrote an article on the inappropriate feeling up of female employees.

  • sailor monsoon

    I reserve judgement.
    Just because he’s stepping away doesn’t automatically mean he’s guilty.
    I’m waiting for more information

  • And now John Lassiter is taking a “six month leave of absence” from Disney after some “missteps”

    smh is no one pure?

  • I thought JW2 was better than AB. Blonde had a good twist at the end tho even if it took me a few minutes to realize wth was going on.

  • ???

  • Feel better J-Mart! Gargle with salt water. Drink hot water with honey. Drink warm OJ. Get lots of sleep. Hot showers make you feel better especially if you aim the water for your neck. That really helps your throat not feel dry or sore.

  • …FRIENDSHIP OVER!

  • sailor monsoon

    I think it’s as bad as the big bang theory

  • You’re walking a very thin line Monsoon!

  • sailor monsoon

    Hell fucking no.
    That shit is torturous.

  • Watch. HIMYM. Now.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Wut?

  • TheDeadFellow

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CHARLIE

  • I don’t know why JL is getting so much hate.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I still got my eye on on you Kemosabe Williams!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYm_Q5dIRlM

  • I’m 31…

  • Taco Bell

    healthy

    Wat.

  • I’m good.

  • Now that you mention it, I’m glad they cut Bernard’s monologue. That was some rough acting.

  • Did you get the email that it should “arrive in 5-7 business days”?

  • It seems like every month they make it worse. I have to use other apps to find things to watch from them. And the thumbs up/down rating system is worthless.

  • sailor monsoon

    I skipped it too.
    The season before that too.
    In fact, i skipped all the seasons

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m going to give you a pass. But I’ve got my eye on you.

  • Everyone needs at least ONE friend.

  • Oh, so you’re one of those fans.

  • You gargle and then spit the water out.
    you can always clean your mouth afterwards.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I was perfect last weekend and due to my sickness it came ahead this weekend.
    Now im fully in control and will take responsibilities of my words and actions and get over this sickness and since im changing im going to be in more in control of what I say and what I do and it will be hard but I will do this no matter what so I can make everyone enjoy me for who I am and not hate me for who I was this past weekend. I promise you that Sailor.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    No you either honest or a liar there’s no inbetween that’s why im changing myself.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I have never done that before and if I did my mouth would taste salty.

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I need a good laugh while im sick thanks!

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • King Alvarez
  • Billy D

    Thought I’d posted this, but looks like some comments were deleted. Anyway, taking issue with Dunham’s position here is simply holding to her to her own statements and principles: “Things women do lie about: What they ate for lunch. Things women don’t lie about: rape.”

  • King Alvarez

    Is there a way to be honest with lying?

  • Billy D

    MUTINYYYYYY!!!!

  • sailor monsoon

    Yes.
    It was ok

  • So good.

  • Have you guys seen Defendor?
    @sailormonsoon:disqus

  • sailor monsoon

    *Shifty eyes*

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s not just this weekend josh.
    You’ve been out of control for awhile.
    It just came to a head this weekend.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Still skeptical.

  • Indianamcclain
  • Indianamcclain

    Since October. I would’ve told someone sooner, but it seems that they don’t have a phone number.

  • Indianamcclain

    The only thing the Editor’s Cut improved on was the scene where Harry decides to help Peter. That was much better than Bernard telling him about his father.

    I didn’t like that the Editors Cut excluded the scene between Peter, and Aunt May before the final battle. That’s a very important scene for the theme of the film. I think the theatrical cut is superior imo.

  • Indianamcclain

    The Dark World is one of those films where you get the end and think “What happened in that movie?”

  • Indianamcclain

    I wish they’d fix the shitty horror section.

  • Billy D

    Dude, I loathe Netflix’s app. I want to write a post just about that. It’s totally asinine that a company that big can’t do better.

  • Michael Keaton has had a career resurgence since Birdman!

  • Billy D

    Your throat is sore probably because you are having drainage. Drink a ton of water and have hot tea with lemon and honey. Like Mister said, gargling with salt water helps a lot if you are having trouble going to sleep.

  • HERBIE HANCOCK!

  • Sore throat- gargle with warm salt water.

  • Billy D

    I’m incognito.

  • Billy D

    My private eyes are watching you. They see your every move.

  • Billy D

    You can check a Roku out from the library?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Anyone know any way to cure a sore throat, Fever, runny nose, dry cough?
    Maybe I deserve to be sick after what I did.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/361234be70d0cd4aaa285fae8fafe395524719bcf7573fe5002757fe744e13fd.gif

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Nose bleeds suck!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Viola Davis was perfect as Amanda Waller and I hope she sticks around.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    They just need to market that movie better and then it won’t bomb.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I read it in a book discussion and it’s one of my favorite books I ever read.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Im not a wooden boy Kemosabe.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Starting this week I will not lie or flip flop and be honest.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    But this is a fun place that’s not a lie.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Put that on a yearbook!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Well most of them have friends and is not the most hated person in the world AKA me. High schoolers can be real jerks.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I just skip the last season of HIMYM as it doesn’t exist to me.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Fine you want me to tell the truth I only seen it once.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Nope!
    I have seen it once.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Okay maybe I exaggerated a lot also Im mostly home alone so I have a ton of freetime. Friends are pointless and backstab you in the end.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Valentines day card 2018 😉

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That is a perfect mugshot and is kind of creepy. XD!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Chipotle > Taco Bell

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The danker memes the better they are.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yet it’s so easy for me.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    When I said I will change I mean it and im gonna mature when I get older. Im a great influence and role model in real life.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Netflix needs more anime.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Bridget Jones Baby isn’t that bad.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Why does he always want to hurt people?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    YAY!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Chipotle is better than Taco Bell in my opinion.
    They both are pretty healthy.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Best taco commercial ever!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That made me laugh so hard.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I was sick both psychically and mentally and that’s what caused me to get out of control and not think straight and do something so stupid that hurted my reputation and hurted everyone and now people hate me because I mess up everything. I risked my job as a writer and my writing future for a stupid attention seeking act and hurted everyone else in the process so I perfectly understand the severity of the situation after what I went through this weekend and having a week off will make me better psychically and emotionally and mentally and not the crazy and out of control lunatic I was this week. Im not usually that way and next week I will show you the true person you know who I am and not the phase I went through. I will change next week for sure you can bet on that! 🙂 Im gonna accept who I am and promise not to do something as stupid as this again and that’s a guarantee. 🙂

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I was out of control and did the wrong thing and blame myself and have learned from the mistakes I made this weekend and I think I figured out what I did wrong and how to make myself a better person and having a week off is just what I need to change.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I watched old SNL skits like Chippendales and that’s how I know him.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Chris Farley SNL not fibbing now huh?

  • *blank stare*

    “Hey, Thor. Still muscly, eh. How’s space?”

  • I would just show 90s Reubens the internet, ifyaknowwhatImean.

  • Poppity🍂

    I’m not sure Paul Reubens is such a safe bet but hey, he can’t reach through the television screen. 😉

  • Gonna pass out to Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. Surely this won’t alter my dreams.

  • Poppity🍂

    Would it have anything to do with her front side? 😉

  • I blame my vampirism.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I liked her too. In fact, I liked all the human characters.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Fixed it. Thanks.

  • I liked her in Thor 1, but then they doubled-down. I wouldn’t mind a cameo somewhere down the line, though.

  • sailor monsoon

    I love Kat Dennings.
    I can’t explain it.

  • “Comedy” should have separate categories for films and stand-up. #FirstWorldNetflixProblems

  • Poppity🍂

    @username=:disqus
    (Just take out the = sign and put all the words together with no spaces. You’ll get it, don’t worry!)

  • Poppity🍂

    LMAO Two snaps in a “Z” formation!

  • Poppity🍂

    This reminds me of when one of my kids blamed his bad behaviour on an evil version of himself “in the sky”. He knew exactly what he was doing the whole time and just felt compelled to invent a beyond ridiculous, almost laughable, lie. I get the same feeling about this.

    Josh, I think you should refrain from airing your dirty laundry so publicly. Though this technically is an open forum, it should not become a counselling session. If you need to talk with us privately, do so. But not here. We are not against you but you need to get yourself together.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Survivor Series lit, fam.

  • I’ve been rewatching Thor 2 in bursts, because I barely remembered it.
    This movie is practically sepia-toned compared to Ragnarok. I also dislike every human character. Glad they dropped them all.

  • sailor monsoon

    Of course he knows who he is.
    He saw the version of Shrek that never came out.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m not convinced you know who he is. You’re a professional fibber.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I need to watch The Babysitter eventually.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s a serum which is medicine for me not a drug.

  • Keep it up.

  • sailor monsoon

    You were getting out of control Josh.
    I don’t think you understand the severity of the situation.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I heard it’s good but I never seen it before but it looks cool.
    You See, I can be honest without lying.

  • … D.A.R.E.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I injected some poison in bad Josh which killed him instantly and I injected a lot of truth serum in New Josh to make him be as honest and humble and a person that you would want to hang with and you can fully trust.
    Your welcome. 🙂
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/53c03d01e9f0153dff10f65b14c67c2aa24b47c4cd7a6958929c963eb66e4449.gif

  • I’m enjoying it.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    We all miss him Kemosabe, we all do.
    He was amazing and a comedy legend.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Ok I killed my bad side for good by calming down and relaxing and not being stressed out. 🙂 Im glad im getting a break to change myself and become the person I used to be and not the awful person I am now because that wasn’t me and not who I am and because I got sick I released my defensive evil side and now I have contained it for good and think before I post, not lie and be honest, Make my own opinions and be less defensive and become a better person.
    The bad Josh is dad and the new Josh has returned to bring peace and prosperity and fix the things bad Josh has done.
    I will become the person you want me to be and not the person I was this week.
    RIP Bad Josh
    and say hello to the new and improved Josh who will bring smile and joy and good throughout the land and not anger and hatred and evil.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I miss that guy.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Absolutely.

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s a damn fun movie

  • I loved Super (even with its dark finale). But I know it’s not the movie this time.

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s not the James Gunn film Super

  • sailor monsoon

    “But man did it feel so good to be bad.”
    No.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I love contradicting myself but I promise to stop telling lies and only tell the truth.

  • sailor monsoon

    I absolutely agree.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I feel the same thing about Brendan Fraiser.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You have to sell that book in bookstores it will sell out so fast or put in plaqs all over my house.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Oh so im a villain now?
    I kind of consider myself an antihero sorta a merc with a mouth.
    My quotes are so iconic!
    Im basically a mascot you don’t need but love anyway.
    I’ll change and be more good to please everyone and get everyone to like me again.
    But man did it feel so good to be bad.

  • sailor monsoon

    Take that ring off.
    You don’t deserve to be a decoder

  • … The Da Vinci Code is “a great time”??

  • sailor monsoon

    I wish Jim Carrey was doing anything

  • *blank stare*

    I wish Carrey was doing the Terrence McKenna biopic.

  • sailor monsoon

    Ha

  • sailor monsoon

    *psst*
    Look up

  • (puts on decoder ring)

  • sailor monsoon

    You must use your Da Vinci Code powers

  • But I’m oblivious.

  • sailor monsoon

    *psst*
    I already hinted to what it was
    *psst*
    Don’t tell nobody

  • sailor monsoon

    Tomorrow

  • sailor monsoon

    You and me both brother.
    I waited all fucking year for that month too

  • yo wen dat review dropin

  • sailor monsoon

    I liked this film a lot.
    It’s super underrated and crazy dark.
    It’s a great time(s)

  • My Halloween list was such a drag. I might watch it after my Christmas list.

  • sailor monsoon

    If you watch the babysitter, keep watching till you get to the WTF moment.
    Then it becomes much better.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • It’s either that or The Babysitter. Scratch that. Still not in the mood for horror.

  • Is The Founder worth a watch?

  • sailor monsoon

    Wait for the review

  • Trying to place all his claims would get more convoluted than the X-Men timeline.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You’re a real son of a bitch, monsoon.

  • As usual, I gave up quickly.

  • … That wasn’t worth a double-dip.

  • sailor monsoon

    Nope
    Nope
    Nope
    Y’all ain’t gonna guess it

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    And a follow-up book with all his contradictory quotes and phrases.

  • Tagging is so needlessly complicated… at least anytime I try to do it on mobile.

  • Still featured!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    the @ thing is bugging out. : (

  • We need to publish a book just on all the quotes and phrases we have with Josh in them.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become @Joshua Martyniouk:disqus.

  • Omg post that as its own comment so I can feature the shit out of it.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become @joshuamartyniouk:disqus

  • Also you changed your name. Is that your rapper persona?

  • I don’t mind him. Seems like a pretty nice ex-con too.

    EDIT: He’s pretty much a cartoon character at this point, though. I don’t think I could ever take him seriously again.

  • Trejo almost ruins everything he’s in.

  • Answer: nope

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Not if you can get one from the library 🙂
    I just keep renewing it and I love it.

  • Rememory. Kill Switch. Get Out. Happy Death Day.

  • Oh man remember that. Geez

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • TheDeadFellow

    No not that; Just that I didn’t guess it right.

    I MUST HAVE ANSWERS!

  • I wanna know if Trejo has ever turned down a gig.

  • sailor monsoon

    I won’t say i didn’t like because it is well made, it was just disappointing to me

  • TheDeadFellow

    Bastard.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You’re behaving like Martyniouk.

  • sailor monsoon

    That is the correct answer

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m pretty confident the answer is all of them.

  • sailor monsoon

    1. I didn’t like it
    2. Haven’t seen it
    3. Liked it a lot

  • *blank stare*

    I thought the campaign took a hard left when they got Danny Trejo on board.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdZQTdDx84I

  • I keep scrolling past these eyes.
    Thank you.

  • TheDeadFellow

    It Comes At Night? mother!? Raw?

    TELL US DAMMIT.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Yo quiero Taco Bell.

  • It’s strange when I rewatch shows like HIMYM but for the first time in proper release date order because you think you’ve messed episodes but then you find out that you’ve seen every episode before just not in the proper order.

  • Memes are timeless

    … Except Rage Faces

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    The resemblance is uncanny.

  • Ah memories.

  • Oh that one. Geez that’s like 5 years old.

  • sailor monsoon

    I got the reference Attic Bros

  • “Ok I promise not to lie or flip flop” https://media.giphy.com/media/pvO8ugi72HKww/giphy.gif

  • sailor monsoon

    No.
    I’m almost positive I’ve seen every episode of that show multiple times but never the entire thing 3 times

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Wise beyond her years.

  • And Dana Carvey

  • sailor monsoon
  • That’s only 11 full days of watching. That’s sort of plausible lol.

  • Idk what commercial you’re referring too.

  • sailor monsoon
  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That’s the lie he keeps telling.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    *shudders*

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I think Emily Blunt was the first choice for Black Widow.

  • sailor monsoon

    What 17 year old hasn’t?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    He’s seen Roseanne 3 times.

  • sailor monsoon

    Jesus lord almighty.
    That thing needed less, not more

  • sailor monsoon

    Brought to you by Taco Bell

  • I can’t believe it’s almost 2.5 hours. Maybe this cut just added in a bunch of deleted scenes.

  • The Taco Bell FilmExodus Show!

    (gets cancelled)

  • sailor monsoon

    I think you can make a great film from the elements that are already there.
    You just need a hell of a fucking editor

  • Not that I’ve noticed. But I haven’t watched SM3 in years.

  • sailor monsoon

    Any differences yet?

  • sailor monsoon

    Because I’m not a little Mexican girl and this isn’t a commercial for tacos

  • Emo scene (and sweep) in its entirety… I kinda wish Sony just trolled me, and it’s the exact same movie.

  • Why not both!

  • sailor monsoon

    Lots of jumping

  • Both good options. A lot of gamers on here.

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s either this or Mario Odyssey

  • sailor monsoon

    I love me some Franco

  • Oh right.

  • sailor monsoon

    That all depends on the ending

  • You writing a review?

  • If the emo-Parker dance number remains intact, I’ll be surprised. Although at this point in my life, the ridiculousness of that scene might be a benefit.

  • sailor monsoon

    Time be slipping, yo

  • I always find it crazy that I remember watching the premiere of suite life on deck in 2008 and the finale in 2011 and for that to be six years already boggles my mind.

  • sailor monsoon

    It was released this year
    No
    It is labeled as drama/thriller on IMDB.
    So i don’t know if it’s technically horror

  • So it was released this year? Better Watch Out?

  • sailor monsoon

    It is a horror film.
    That’s the only hint I’ll give.

  • Ryan Seacrest was also accused of sexual allegations but I believe his statement that he’s innocent. His seems to be some girl wanted a hefty paycheque and he said no.

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s been over a decade since the Lady Gaga song Poker Face.
    I can’t describe to you how crazy that is to me.

  • Boo 2?

  • Like a lot of words surrounding sexuality and gender, I’m pretty sure they’ve been made up in the last 7 years.

    Also, I can’t believe it’s been seven years since 2010. That’s crazy.

  • sailor monsoon

    If the film I’m watching sticks the landing, it’s in my top 5 of the year

  • sailor monsoon

    2017
    2018
    20-all the years

  • Christmas Card 2017?

  • sailor monsoon

    It makes me think of the theme song to sister sister

  • “Cis” makes me think of the noise Cesar Millan makes to dogs.

  • sailor monsoon

    I had to read that in grade school, so I’ll buy it.

  • sailor monsoon

    But to answer your question, i have no idea what it means and if it was ever a positive

  • Guaranteed. Should we place money on this. Every 2 years they have back to back bombs.
    2012: John Carter
    2013: Lone Ranger
    2015: Tomorrowland
    2016: Alice 2
    2018: A Wrinkle in Time?
    2019: ?

  • Josh is 17
    Take into consideration age 8 for proper viewing and reading levels that gives 9 years.
    In 9 years you’ve read a lot of books, and watched a lot of movies and TV shows. You must have no free time.

  • I have a nice history I wrote in my head of the evolution of the word “gay” so I totally agree that eventually all words will evolve from their initial meaning.

  • sailor monsoon

    On a long enough timeline, everything will become a negative

  • Wow.

  • People want it to focus on actual trans actors now and not some cis actor playing trans. I’d just like to know how the word “cis” got created and why it’s got such a negative connotation surrounding it.

  • It’ll be dead. Me and the old folks.

  • sailor monsoon

    hello yourself big boy

  • Billy D
  • Billy D

    Netflix is not free through Roku.

  • sailor monsoon

    I honestly don’t remember.
    I think they cut out some cringe and extend certain scenes

  • sailor monsoon

    All i was thinking while watching the trailer is “Man, I wish Suicide Squad was better and she was Amanda Waller”

  • Are there any noticeable defferences with the editor’s cut? #ICouldGoogleThis

  • Wow

  • He’s not the portrayal I wanted, but he’s more interesting than Xtreme Sports Goblin and Imhotep.

  • It looks fine, but I bet it underperforms, like Tomorrowland or John Carter.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s basically Doctor Strange meets fantasy X10 and a ton of mind bending effects I like the changes of the plants and the flying lettuce.

  • sailor monsoon

    Said the craziest person in the room

  • Oh no I hope there’s more Venom…

  • Tomorrowland + Pan + The Tooth Fairy from Legend of the Guardians? http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gtgvAbxv1rowtlj.gif

  • sailor monsoon

    You’re hoping it cuts out venom
    It doesn’t

  • sailor monsoon

    It could be filled with all the runner ups
    Cruise- iron man
    Charlie hunnam- Thor
    Garret hedlund- captain America
    I’d say bring back Ed Norton for hulk but that wouldn’t make any fucking sense, but Eric Bana could work
    Jenson Ackles- hawkeye
    Jessica Chastain- black widow

  • I saw “Disney” and “fantastic” four times… I was expecting The Terrific Trio.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    This looks gorgeous and so faithful to the fantastic timeless book.
    This is a film I thought Disney would never made and they surprised me as it is dark. The cast is perfect the effects are gorgeous and Disney is going to bend your freaking mind and eyes when you see this. The child acting is pretty good and again gorgeous and fantastic. That flying scene was amazing as well as when the girl was turning into a light warrior. Someone needs to cover this fantastic trailer and it’s hiding the reveal of the main villain and not spoiling the movie.
    I am totally seeing this version of A Wrinkle In Time!
    I am rooting for Ava Duvrey to succeed! Disney better not screw this up!

    Fantastic trailer for hopefully a fantastic movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhZ56rcWwRQ

  • I’m watching the Spider-Man 3 editor’s cut.

    … I’m starting to like Homecoming more.

  • I went from “I’m not sure how I feel about that” to “at least it wouldn’t be generic villain #3964.”

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s a terrible idea but I’m drunk

  • I could get behind that.

  • sailor monsoon
  • Transparently.

  • sailor monsoon

    I want the first movie to be them fucking up royally and then having to use the time gem to reset everything.
    Plus with the time gem, you can create alternate reality versions of the Avengers and they could be your villains for part 4.
    Imagine an evil(er) tony stark played by tom cruise

  • I also hope Infinity War Part 1 doesn’t feel like McGuffin: The Movie. Ideally the heist aspect lives up more than Ant-Man.

  • …. I’ll allow it.

  • TheGreenMalice

    That was my feelings as well. It was a decent watch. I admittedly have never seen the original or any of the remakes. I came to the conclusion of who dun it, pretty early on though. I didn’t have any of the pieces in place, but I had the very clear thought in my head.

  • sailor monsoon

    The second after i read that i pictured him talking with his gauntlet hand.
    Like gluing googly eyes on it and moving his fingers to look like lips

  • I’ll take that over Facebook comments.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Not a bad choice, I must say. Hope you have a better audience than I did.

  • sailor monsoon

    I assumed it would be Deadpool 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • TheDeadFellow

    And it isn’t. It sports some incredibly lovely production values and a top notch cast. I do find it a bit odd that it’s a movie chuck full of great things in it but I can only call it good. Perhaps a rewatch will be in order.

  • I really, really hope so. Thanos better not be a stand-up comedian.

  • I hope they keep it as The Untitled Deadpool Sequel.

  • TheGreenMalice
  • sailor monsoon

    I think the team up films are the best at this point
    I’m tired of the origin of every character

  • sailor monsoon

    So the show is dead?

  • Seeing it this week hopefully when my time frees up.

  • INFINITY WAR WILL BE AMAZING

  • Jeffrey Tambor quit Transparent amid allegations against him.

  • Oh that’s right, I’m excited for The Incredibles 2. I’m cautiously optimistic about Infinity War, but I’m expecting more of the same MCU formula. And there’s little chance it’ll live up to the hype.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    How can you not be excited for Incredibles 2 or Avengers infinity War?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m excited for Captain Marvel but I have no clue when that’s coming out.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    They should call this movie Deadpool and Cable.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I rather see ads than pay for content.

  • sailor monsoon

    The original is amazing but this isn’t the first nor even second “remake”

  • Right?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I thought the original was good? I’ve been wanting to see it for years, but every video rental place I went to never had it and it’s not on netflix or amazon prime.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That someone was me. I’ve been going to firstshowing for years and looking at the schedule they have. /voldermort never fucking put up a calender. I think it still says ‘coming soon’ when you go to the page.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I, Tonya. The Shape of Water. Jumanji, Star Wars.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Those notes paid off.

  • sailor monsoon

    There’s no way It’s the worst adaptation

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I figured it’d be bad. I could never get through the trailer without laughing.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Oh it was! And you can! You get a free month trial and you can watch right now on the WWE Network! !!!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    No Josh it’s unhealthy I really think we need to talk about Monsoon!

  • I think it’s the only superhero movie I’m really excited for right now.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    The people who do Deadpool marketing are the best.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Disqus is actin’ a fool.

  • How long have you been waiting? I’ve heard that they have a lot of kinks to work out.

  • Indianamcclain

    Still waiting for my card.

  • Indianamcclain

    There’s a fully functional replica of Snake Plissken’s watch from Escape From New York. http://lifeclockone.com/snakeedition/

  • TheDeadFellow

    Murder On The Orient Express was pretty good! Wished the pacing was better but overall, a nice alternative to stuff some of the big stuff that’s out lately.

  • sailor monsoon

    I just heard that my favorite game of the year Night In The Woods is getting a directors cut later this year.
    I’m giddier than a schoolgirl.

  • sailor monsoon

    You’re obviously not Baby.
    I put your ass in the corner all the time.

  • Took some 80s quizzes. Apparently I’m either Ferris Bueller or Baby (from Dirty Dancing) but I’m Back to the Future if I’m a movie.

    Overall, I am happy with my results.

  • He did not!

  • sailor monsoon

    Mmm-hmm

  • First thing i thought of when i saw the uncapatalized i on my phone.

    “Know you understand” lol

  • sailor monsoon

    Know you understand sailors plight

  • This phone I swear

  • sailor monsoon

    “Fibally”
    Stop fibbing

  • Met a programmer this weekend. Can fibally get my mobile game completed. We’re doing a small game first to build the foundation for the big one.

  • Yeah I know how to do that stuff. Send me a message brother

  • Nice!

  • sailor monsoon

    I really really want to ses three billboards outside of ebbing Missouri but i doubt I’ll get to

  • Yeah my city is finally starting to show more obscure stuff.

  • TheGreenMalice

    My monthly theater viewings have more than doubled since I got movie pass. I am seeing shit I would have never paid to see in a theater.

  • sailor monsoon

    There’s a ton of awards shit i would love to see but none are playing around me

  • I’ll likely use MoviePass on The Disaster Artist, and I’ll probably see Jumanji when I would normally wait to rent it. Those couple movies alone would pay it off… In fact I might cut down on one of my other subscriptions now.

    I might even test myself with another Justice League screening if I’m having a particularly slow afternoon.

  • sailor monsoon

    Why would you check a porn….

    Oh. That Joblo.
    Got it.
    Yes, that’s a great idea.

  • (checking calendar)… That reminds me, someone suggested FEx implement a release calendar. I still think that’s a great idea (plus then I can finally stop checking Joblo).

  • sailor monsoon

    What else is coming out this year?
    Just star wars

  • sailor monsoon

    What in Jesus’s name is that and where the fuck has it been all of my life!?

  • sailor monsoon

    And come back with the knowledge on how to do it because i tried to do one myself about 4 years ago

  • This feels like a healthy alternative to impulse buys! (correct terminology this time… Boo-yah!)

  • sailor monsoon

    Did you check with your sponsor first?

  • I finally caved and got MoviePass. Card will be arriving shortly. Wish I had it before 2049 ended its run…

  • TheGreenMalice

    You should find a replacement for me, in general. I barely get a chance to post in the comments anymore, the chance that I will be able to write these is slim.

  • I’ve given some shows a season, but if they’re still finding their footing, I begin to process it as a chore. I guess what I’m saying is I can’t think of a time that a show “picked up” for me.

    I’ve pretty much settled on burning through movies (Mindhunter was good, though. No waiting for quality there, imo).

  • sailor monsoon

    If I’ve heard nothing but universal praise, i will give a show a season.
    Because some shows legitimately get much better after season 1 but they’re few and far between

  • sailor monsoon

    Hell no.
    The MTU (is that what it’s called?) Is terrible.
    Daredevil is the only one i liked.

  • sailor monsoon

    Oh
    I’ve caught glimpses
    There was one that was supposed to hook me back in that had a lot of superheroes doing some shit and it was terrible
    I really wish i did because they look fun but CW ain’t my bag

  • I’m with Sailor. Call it a short attention span, but I don’t think I should have to slog through a rough show to find a diamond.

  • True. I know if I had a computer in gradeschool, I’d never get anything done. Fortunately I think their time with them is limited. Plus I think they save on paper, if one cares about that sort of thing.

  • But heart broken by wash bucket 🙁

  • The fact every kid has a tablet is room for alarm imo. I mean sure it’s all fine and dandy but our attention spans are getting extremely low. I mean 5 minute videos and then done. Also, a lot of YouTube content isn’t what I’d call “quality entertainment”

  • sailor monsoon

    No show, i don’t give a shit how good it is, should have more than 13 episodes per season.
    The Flash has like 25 episodes per season.
    All that means is that every storyline will be stretched to accommodate that length and no story can.

  • Excellent work!

  • I actually notice this at the school where I work. Kids decorate their tablets with things they like, and you see a lot of variety (and images from YouTube vloggers). I actually think it’s pretty neat. We used to just accept whatever was on TV. Now kids can find their own things to enjoy. It’s one of the few times where I don’t think the internet is evil.

  • It’s called dedication to the MCU!

  • He yelled at the kids. And then behind the scenes made a Martin Sheen heart attack joke unaware that Emilio was his son.

  • sailor monsoon

    2 episodes.
    Why would i keep watching in the hopes that it might get better?
    I’m still pissed that i gave walking dead 4 seasons and lost 2 seasons

  • Lucky Scruffy

  • Barney was huge back in the day. It’s crazy to see what becomes popular. My friends and I were talking about how there will probably never be another generation that has a certain group of shows that were their childhood like my generation had. We had Hannah Montana, The suite Life, Wizards, That’s So Raven, Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, iCarly, Ned’s Declassified… almost every kid growing up watched at least half of those shows. Nowadays it seems the majority watch YouTube channels or Netflix shows.

  • Poppity🍂

    I was actually thinking of that very character, I kid you not.

  • Poppity🍂

    Btw, way ahead for the AFI. I will schedule it for my usual time slot on Tuesday. Spotlight will go up on Wed. Review later on. 🙂

  • … Apparently I need to revisit that (I don’t remember that character).

  • Well now you’re making me think you’re more along the lines of the janitor in Breakfast Club

  • Poppity🍂

    These days you are likely to get arrested for it!

  • Oh no I don’t talk to the kids, lol

  • He was like a cool friend to the students lol. Barely cared about being a janitor tho.

  • Poppity🍂

    No double entendres there, buddy. (At least not from MY side! haha) 😉

  • lol hilarious!

  • Poppity🍂

    LOL I call him Uncle Duke. 😉

  • I have no idea what that is, haha. But fortunately (or unfortunately?) I don’t need to wear a jumpsuit.

  • Giggedy.

  • If you’re familiar with Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, I imagine that’s the sort of janitor (or cleaning worker) you are https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9949057a47da438853dd97596f12d4a53f552c8ea2bddec25b0517cf8beae6dc.png

  • Poppity🍂

    I had many opportunities to catch it, Gremlins and the like but was just never interested for some reason. I do know girls that like those kind of movies, so I suppose it’s just a question of taste. 🙂

  • Poppity🍂

    Nope. I prefer cherry! 🙂

  • Talk about an empire that just disappeared. Barney used to be huge! The Purplastic Period? Eh, I’ll workshop it.

  • Well many people tell me it’s overrated, so I may just be nostalgic for it… I think it’s one of the truly great kids movies that doesn’t talk down to them, but your mileage may vary.

  • Poppity🍂

    I *almost* forgot that the dinosaur existed. I’m not sad to see him go! hahaha

  • Is it really that bad?

  • I don’t know why you’d quit a serialized show when there’s only 13 episodes and you’re half way done. That’s like walking out of a movie before it’s finished!

  • Oh yeah I’m not worried about cleaning (I do it for a living, haha). But in general, procrastination has caused me so much unnecessary stress.

  • Poppity🍂

    I sure haven’t, Ben!

  • NEVER LIKED APPLE PIE! WHAT

  • Cleaning basements isn’t actually that bad lol. my self diagnosed OCD loves a good organization challenge lol. It’s doing boring shit like final projects that make you wish to do anything else.

  • I’d watch it if I actually bothered to hook my tv up to cable.

  • Thanks for sharing P

  • It’s the bane of my existence… that and alarm clocks.

  • I’ll call you Pops Jr.

  • If we could eliminate the gene that is procrastination, society would experience a huge boom in advancements.

  • Been working hard on final projects and still am. So you’ll see me pop in and out for the next half a week.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Ok I will do that let’s see if I can succeed.

  • I’ll start putting it together once I’m fully awake.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    He doesn’t love you!
    He loves eating you and I hate him and he loves eating lil children!
    He is so messed up!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUYPEhFTdkA

  • So when’s that podcast episode going up? 😛

  • From what Mike and I have learned, you just do “Let’s Plays” with stupid voices, and you’ll get thousands of hits.

  • You’re asking the wrong bunch. I’d hunt down some gaming Disqus channel.

  • Grinch looks to be based off his upcoming animated movies design.

  • You quit before all the shows got good!

  • Be he loves you, you love he. We’re a great big fam-i-ly.

  • That was a 180 if I ever saw one…

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I feel so bad for the balloons that get destroyed except Barney.
    I hate Barney so much.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I swear to god if WB reboots this…

  • It would never live up to the original, imo. I say let it be.

  • Have you seen The Goonies, Poppity?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Wait til you see this Pops!
    I have always wanted to see Barney die!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKBrMMsRY6g

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    We need Goonies 2 ASAP!

  • Poppity🍂

    Aw, poor Kermit!! 🙁

  • Poppity🍂

    That’s completely insane! LOL

  • Holy run on sentence, Batman!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes a lot of people watch the parade NYC is crazy crowded on that day and I love watching it on TV it’s so much fun to watch!

  • The basement is in some desperate need of clean-up… Just fitting in a couple hours of procrastination first (and a bit of coffee).

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Damn! Superman gained weight and that does not look like Superman at all!
    This is going to give you nightmares tonight Pops!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0dd788c731f62309e78aaff832ac5786d0296cdada527de907ca1a7919104ef3.jpg

  • Does anyone still watch that?

  • Poppity🍂
  • Poppity🍂

    Did they already have a Grinch one or is this the first time he is appearing?
    I love all the vintage floats. They have a lot of character. 🙂

  • Poppity🍂

    That explains almost everything! LOL

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Anyone here know how to start a gaming youtube channel?
    I have a laptop and a webcam and some games. Anything else I need?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Natural teeth are the best teeth.
    I also have fangs to.
    Maybe im a vampire?

  • Poppity🍂

    Interesting! They don’t look like caps, so I applaud him for at least going au naturel in the chomper department. 😉

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I love mashed potatoes and gravy.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    This confirms that Henry Cavil is a Vampire who is Superman!
    No wonder Batman asked him do you bleed when he drinks blood.
    Everything makes sense now!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2abb14dfb706a818d621866ea4507fb8f59380e593580273730c8cec6118488f.jpg

  • Poppity🍂

    Does his teeth normally look that way? I don’t know Cavill enough to tell the difference.

  • Poppity🍂

    I just love stuffing and Cranberry sauce. It’s been many years since I’ve had them but I can still dream. 😉

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    All I care about is the gravy.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Arms is so much fun trust me Sailor it’s a must have.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Why does he have fanged teeth?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I give it 3-5 to be fair.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Nothing wrong with being obsessed over Super Mario Odyssey not an addiction at all.
    Botw is way longer and harder and Sailor is going to die over and over again.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I want to eat that so badly.
    Your making me hungry Pops.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I get it for free thanks to Roku!
    So lucky.

  • Poppity🍂

    Don’t forget the Cranberry sauce!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That looks really fun to watch.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Im going to gobble that turkey up!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I really need to see this movie now!

  • They start to ween off the teenage dramatics. I think it’s “okay they took the bait now we can do our superhero show and the numbers will br justification to the suits”

    Also, you’ve only watched aboyt 2% of the episodes in total.

  • sailor monsoon

    Nothing but jerks!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    What a jerk.

  • sailor monsoon

    I believe that was the case
    And you were correct
    I was playing mario kart while the missus was watching Punisher

  • Poppity🍂

    You were probably in idle for too long. 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    Stupid ass Disqus didn’t refresh the page

  • Poppity🍂

    He tried to get back to a normal schedule last week but the poor guy got only 3-4 hours sleep. Plus he’s going to roast later on, I believe, so he’s got to get some Zzzz’s.

  • Poppity🍂

    Sweet Dreams! 🙂

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Quitter!

  • I’m literally passing out while typing… Goodnight/day!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I think they tried to fit a round peg in a square hole. They rushed into a team up movie because they wanted to play catch-up with marvel. Right movie, wrong way.

  • I just think they should’ve planned it better. Gave it time to develop, like The Avengers, and don’t let Snyder herald the universe.

  • Poppity🍂

    I meant: Do you think the studio made a mistake by making the movie altogether? Should they just never have gone down that path? 🙂

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    We might need to hold an intervention soon.

  • I’m not sure what you mean by your first question. You’re asking if it wasn’t necessary to see in theaters?

    And I’m looking forward to some Christmas movie “palate cleansing”…

  • Poppity🍂

    Betcha the Monsoon is playing his Mario games. He’s in love!

  • I don’t think I even use it enough to justify a mere 11 bucks a month, but a family member uses it too, so I won’t cancel… yet.

  • Poppity🍂

    Was it just not necessary to go there, you think? (I’ll likely never see it, so you are not breaking any dreams or anything. LOL)
    Some romcoms could pull you out of this fatigue!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I save by leeching off someone’s Netflix.

  • Poppity🍂

    He looks like a vampire out for blood! (Nice pearly whites, though.)

  • Movie was a mess. Superhero fatigue is at full tilt :/

  • Poppity🍂

    Between this and the Stove Top “fill yourself up until you burst pants (with pockets for extra storage)”, I’m pretty amazed myself!

  • Poppity🍂

    Oh, that’s not bad but it’s always nice to save when you can!

  • Poppity🍂

    Overdose of Ben & Jerry’s!! 😉
    How was the movie?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Pumpkin, apple, pecan? It’s the turducken of thanksgiving desserts. I’m amazed I’m just seeing this.

  • *blank stare*

    Bleh!

  • Poppity🍂

    I think I could enjoy the pecan and pumpkin parts but I’ve never liked apple pie. It seems a bit busy but it’s the holidays, so anything is possible/permissible! LOL

  • Nearing unconsciousness.

  • I’d definitely try it.

  • *blank stare*

    Would smash.

    *is on a facebook group called Recipes for Disaster, the above looks magnificent compared to some of the horror I’ve witnessed*

  • My Standard plan (2 screens at a time + HD) will be hitting $10.99/month on December 7th.

  • Poppity🍂

    I’m oddly amused by bizarre trends. Is anyone interested in trying this year’s newest delicacy: Pecapplekin Pie?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/22370156f39a58c411cb0ee408b14171deb3ba2607bfb6b235a48a07b09d52ff.jpg

  • Poppity🍂

    Be careful what you eat this Thanksgiving!! 😛

  • Poppity🍂

    When we first got our NES (as a present), we only had the regular Mario and Duck Hunt combo for a long time because the games were too expensive for us back then. We ended up with a ton and one of my favs was Maniac Mansion. Those were the days.

  • Poppity🍂

    How much does their monthly service put you back, if I may ask?

  • Poppity🍂

    I’m not really a Dracula as it’s 10am for me but I join in when I can. 🙂

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Where my Draculas at?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s turned out pretty well so I got no complaints.

  • sailor monsoon

    It is, quite literally, the easiest one to make a show out of.
    The only way to do it wrong, is the way they’re doing it.
    I should not be bored to fucking tears by the Punisher

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s a slow burn. I’ve come to appreciate it.

  • sailor monsoon

    If Paul Giamatti was micro chip, the show would’ve bought itself 10 episodes of my time

  • sailor monsoon

    I do like new things

  • sailor monsoon

    I give every show 2 episodes.
    If you can’t hook me in 2, you had your chance

  • Ah. I’m a sucker for big new releases, and don’t want to use Redbox or pay the $6 digital rental prices.

  • sailor monsoon

    I tried that but almost everything i wanted was never available

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I didn’t really get interested until halfway in. I’m slightly past halfway.

  • I get much more enjoyment out of their disc plan.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s an old match type they brought back after 20 years for a network (wwe network) special. Network specials are basically ppvs. It aired last night..saturday night. The whole show was awesome. This is what the ring(s) looks like.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/08b85d5a470aee9ec781520bf3c91f2328d4fc427aa15988f8fb8a1c392c05aa.jpg

  • sailor monsoon

    I should.
    I hardly ever use that damn thing

  • … I actually haven’t watched any of the show yet, or read any reviews.

  • Cancelling Netflix?

  • sailor monsoon

    The Punisher is getting 1 more episode and then I’m dropping it

  • sailor monsoon
  • Justice League: HOLY UNCANNY VALLEY FACE, SUPERMAN

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Is this a new WWE Series and if so that sounds insane!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That looks pretty sweet. Same question as Josh!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I wish Supergirl was in the DCEU.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • sailor monsoon

    I watched season 1 of Arrow, half a season of the Flash and half a season of Legends of Tomorrow.
    It’s CW brand soap opera

  • No its good

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    WAR GAMES!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Lil Pump is awful so glad SNL made fun of him.

  • sailor monsoon

    I saw footage of it.
    It looks like a pain in the ass

  • sailor monsoon

    I don’t know yet.
    Splatoon 2 and Zelda are next and then i have no idea.
    Maybe arms but i doubt it

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Do the review then get all the moons.
    Also there’s a secret level that I hard is pretty hard.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Gonna get any third party games?
    They run very well on the Switch.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Eminem’s performance is the longest SNL performance to date and it was so good!
    This is why Eminem is the best rapper of all time!

  • sailor monsoon

    Agreed
    I honestly can’t remember playing another xbox game

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That was the only game I owned for Xbox. Got years out of it.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Wow Eminems performance of Walk On Water is so good!
    So glad Eminem is back! Really excited for his new album!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Wow Leslie Jones is actually good in this episode.
    Im shocked! The writing is top notch in this episode

  • sailor monsoon

    Halo 2 was great

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    SNL Family Feud is the best!

  • sailor monsoon

    Tis a soap opera with leather costumes

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    This song is pretty good and is even better with Chance on it.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    This SNL sketch is basically the DCEU’s Batman in a nutshell.
    So funny and perfectly cast.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I wish that was in the movie.
    That looks horrifying!
    I want to see how they made the evil dance scene.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    This is the crossover I waited forever for!
    It’s going to be so good!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Sailor you should get BOTW and Arms and Rocket League and Doom and Skyrim they are the must have games on the switch.
    Glad you enjoying your Switch and I hope I can get one at the holidays 🙂
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is so much fun to play and is perfect for tournaments.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Wow this Chance The Rapper monologue is amazing and so catchy!
    Really excited to watch this. 🙂

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Unless it’s the original Xbox and that game is Halo.

  • Crisis on Earth X

  • That shit is good, sir!

  • sailor monsoon

    Absolutely
    i just don’t have time to dedicate to it right now

  • sailor monsoon

    Man, if that shit was good, it would be my favorite thing

  • Gonna get Zelda?

  • sailor monsoon

    There’s no point in buying a console and only having one game

  • Damn straight.

  • @thegreenmalice:disqus I have you on AFI for Nov 28th. Easy Rider or 12 Angry Men. Let me know if this doesn’t work.

  • You just going crazy on the Switch now.

  • sailor monsoon
  • TheDeadFellow

    A need little sketch from IT by the film’s director:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BbpoZh8lQud/?taken-by=andy_muschietti

    I really wanna see more drawings he made.

  • sailor monsoon

    If that’s what you want but that means i can’t review it for at least a month

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You have to get all the moons Sailor

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Clever

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I NEED IT!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    More like screaming with anticipation. 😉

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Spreading the word Sailor. Spreading the word.

  • sailor monsoon

    What they choose as the pinnacle of cinema is baffling to say the least

  • Poppity🍂

    It’s true that Roz was something else. You seem to really love the RKO films! 🙂

    I tell you, the more I review these AFI picks, the more I find that many of the entries are rather bogus. It kind of blows my mind.

  • I won’t make it to the 8PM, but I’ll try for tomorrow.

  • sailor monsoon

    That’s craziness!
    His Girl Friday is his best film

  • Poppity🍂

    Yup, remember that I’m doing Lean for this month. I have to say that watching the AFI film was like a breath of fresh air.
    Sorry to burst your bubble but it’s not His Girl Friday either. 😉

  • sailor monsoon

    I didn’t know this was for the AFI list
    It has to be his girl Friday

  • Poppity🍂

    hahaha Neither one my dear. They are not on the AFI list, neither is Charade. (I’m always shocked that Stanley Donen did that one.)

  • sailor monsoon

    Sailors games are Notorious but pops is getting a Suspicion

  • Poppity🍂

    Were you quoting from something?
    My brain is mush from a day with the kiddos … give me a clue. Or is this just a trick to get me to stick around? HMM? 😀

  • sailor monsoon

    I wonder if pops will catch on to my charade…

  • Poppity🍂

    Yep. Maybe I’ll see you at the Dracula Club tomorrow morning (my time). 😛

  • sailor monsoon

    Ain’t that the awful truth

  • Poppity🍂

    I have no idea! LOL
    It’s night here and since it’s so quiet here I’m going to get started on my writing. Cary did not disappoint.

  • sailor monsoon

    Why!

  • Poppity🍂

    He is sweating with anticipation. 😉

  • sailor monsoon

    What was the point of writing a post if you were just going to upload it on the weekend thread?

  • Poppity🍂

    Hey, that’s a start. I’ve got my fingers crossed for you. 😀

  • Yeah we’re chatting a bit. I’ll probably bring it back up in Hangouts, haha.

  • Poppity🍂

    It should get more animated later on then. Hope you guys have a blast!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yup tonight is weekend at bernies at 8PM EST and tommorow at 3PM EST.

  • Poppity🍂

    That’s probaby not something to wear on a first date.
    By the by, did you respond? 😉

  • Poppity🍂

    You guys still doing the roast at 8PM EST or it just for tomorrow?

  • Poppity🍂

    It’s Saturday, seems like everyone’s out having fun. 🙂

  • Poppity🍂

    Very nice!! 🙂

  • I did get my Free Justice League Day comic as well!
    HUZZAH!

  • Just got my Justice League tickets for this evening. I had my choice of almost every seat in the theater… on a Saturday night of opening weekend. Not a good sign.

  • Yes.

  • Good afternoon
    I picked up my comics today and had Quiznos
    Writing some articles for the site!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Nope.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Let’s get this to 1,500!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    What anime is that?

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Or is it?

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s dead here now

  • So removing featured replies didn’t solve the problem? Or should I post another tumbleweed gif?

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s nowhere near as good as the first one

  • Girls Trip is funny, but not really for me (go figure). Doesn’t need to be 2 hours, either. Tiffany Haddish is definitely a highlight, though.

  • Not sure if it is. Sold off by the Weinsteins to make their eponymous studio, but maybe it just dissolved.

  • Yeah he’s gone full Arkham Batman. Stakes are lessened when the hero can go-go-gadget anything.

  • I did not care for it. But I liked John C. Reilly as the ghost of Stonewall Jackson.

  • Indianamcclain

    I wasn’t aware that Miramax was still around.

  • Indianamcclain

    I liked that Favreau was allowed to shine as Happy Hogan, but I agree about dropping Stark for the sequel. Still not crazy about the mechanized Spidey suit either, but at least it’s something different.

  • I had to check if Disney still owned Miramax (they don’t).

  • I hope the sequel drops Iron Man (and other Avenger cameos, for that matter), but I won’t hold my breath.

  • Indianamcclain

    Yeah, I definitely didn’t see that coming. It wouldn’t have been Disney though. They seem to have some sort of rivalry with Tarantino.

  • Yeah most likely. It’s just a surprising pairing. Like if Atari was releasing my next smartphone.

  • Indianamcclain

    I’m sure he’s getting free reign to do whatever he wants.

  • Indianamcclain

    Rewatched Spider-Man: Homecoming, and it’s ok. Best thing about it is Tom Holland, and Michael Keaton. Maybe in the hands of a more experienced filmmaker it could’ve been something special.

  • Stray Donovan

    Ha ha I’ve had a busy disqus channel for 2 years, you learn some stuff 😛

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Blade
    Pulp Fiction
    Once Upon a Time in America
    Ronin
    John Wick

  • sailor monsoon

    I kind of don’t hate the second one

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s real good

  • I’m sad that I’ll never get to try Scotchy Scotch Scotch… unless they make the mistake of doing an Anchorman 3.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I have yet to try ameriCONE dream. It’s one of my regrets.

  • sailor monsoon

    Damn you pops!

  • Poppity🍂

    Not yet, that’s Bringing Up Baby. I’ll be tackling that Hawks AFI some other time. I will let the suspense get you … LOL

  • sailor monsoon

    It better be the one with the tiger!

  • Poppity🍂

    It’s 8am here. I’ve got an early morning date with Cary Grant. See ya later! 😛

  • sailor monsoon

    Technically

  • Technically

  • sailor monsoon

    But the most delicious things are under the sun!

  • Suck it out like a Go-Gurt!

  • Poppity🍂

    Yes, us non-Vegans putting anything under the sun in our bodies. 😉 In all seriousness, it is rather alarming.

  • Poppity🍂

    I went to two branch campuses and then spent 3 years at University Park. It’s a great school, not so much for Liberal Arts, though. Out-of-State tuition stabs harder than any of Sailor’s knives.

  • sailor monsoon

    Mmmmmm delicious bone marrow

  • I thought it was fish scales, but the thought has crossed my mind!

  • sailor monsoon

    I wouldn’t be surprised

  • I have an Ecto-Cooler candle, haha.

    EDIT: The scent is accurate, and strong. Makes me feel a little queasy after a while.

  • Poppity🍂

    Don’t gummy bears have gelatin which originates from bone marrow or something like that? My guess is really a stretch but perhaps that could have a little to do with it.

  • Hey I have several friends who went to PSU!

  • Not sure. I usually avoid giving her chocolate. She only ever gets a little taste anyway. Weirdly she loves gummy candy. Like, “I’ll die if I don’t get a piece of that” begging. Same with milk, but that’s less surprising.

  • Poppity🍂

    Ben & Jerry learned their trade from my alma mater, Penn State. The PSU Creamery is amazing!!

  • Poppity🍂

    Can cats technically eat chocolate?

  • sailor monsoon

    They make quality ice cream

  • Poppity🍂

    LOL I don’t think they have fart ones, to my knowledge!

  • She is begging me like crazy. Letting her try my treats as a kitten was a huge mistake… Still cute though.

  • Oh yeah, I forgot about Milk and Cookies. Good stuff. I’ll have to try Americone. I finally started venturing away from Chubby Hubby and Chunky Monkey (I bet the rhyme is partly why I love them).

  • sailor monsoon

    I’m assuming there’s a scent for every candle

  • sailor monsoon

    Milk and cookies is the best followed closely by ameriCONE dream
    The limited batch of ‘scotchy scotch scotch’ was also amazing

  • Poppity🍂

    We have like 3 flavours here … that’s about it. Otherwise, it’s Haagen Daaz country.
    Looks like Ripley wants to get in on the action! That’s my kind of kitty! 🙂

  • Poppity🍂

    They make a PB candle? Autumn Leaves is too strong for me. You are indeed living dangerously!

  • sailor monsoon

    I technically just beat it

  • sailor monsoon

    Peanut butter + Autumn leaves
    That’s a great combo

  • Poppity🍂

    Still addicted, huh?

  • Poppity🍂

    They make you sick after a while! I just mostly stick to plain vanilla these days on the rare occasion that I light them. I had one out for decoration and the littlest started to eat it. He made the wax look like a melted crayon. I had my back turned for literally 2 minutes.

  • sailor monsoon
  • sailor monsoon

    Mix em up
    Sailor is a crazy alchemist

  • Poppity🍂

    If they were tealights, yes, but not the jar ones. Plus the scents will mix. 😉

  • Poppity🍂

    Which kind of B&J’s do you have? 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    Light two

  • sailor monsoon

    Dracula Club will still be here

  • Eating some Ben & Jerry’s with the kitty by my side, and about to watch Girls Trip. A real guy’s night. Maybe I’ll light my vanilla candle.

  • Poppity🍂

    I will get on after the kids leave for school if I get a chance, particularly if Idon’t have to drive them myself. 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    You’re usually up around 11:30 my time

  • Poppity🍂
  • Poppity🍂

    Got up early to finish watching my film for the AFI this week. I barely lasted until 11pm last night.

  • Godspeed, Pops!

  • sailor monsoon

    You’re right on time

  • Poppity🍂

    Absolutely. Twins turn 12 next week. They are in full pre-teen mode and this is why I 100% agree with Will! 😉

  • sailor monsoon

    Yours is better

  • They’re back! I think the logo was most recently seen on The Belko Experiment.

  • Poppity🍂

    Better watch yourself, you’re starting to sound like Josh. 😉

  • Billy D

    The guy defines cool. Even now.

  • I’m a fan.

  • Billy D

    It’s much cooler, no?

  • But don’t you have some in the works? 😛

  • Billy D

    Django Unchained
    Planet of the Apes
    Mad Max
    Flash Dance
    Gangs of New York

  • Poppity🍂

    Preach!!!

  • Poppity🍂

    It’s the early Saturday morning club here. Rise and Shine!!

  • In my brief collection/Google search, I couldn’t find a wacky one, but this is a bit of a stretch (although if Spawn becomes a NetherRealm guest character, it will suddenly become very fitting). https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ae728801ed68db60ba2372fcaa7d4c96200de20373ff264ab811d4f6daad6fa5.jpg

  • Poppity🍂

    Now you sound like Sailor! You are long lost brothers! 🙂

  • Billy D

    Should I post mines?

  • sailor monsoon

    I never pay more than 30 on any criterion

  • Silence of the Lambs too. Also tempting.

  • Just dropped from $40 to $28, but I’ll wait for one of Barnes & Noble’s half-off sales.

  • You and your gold membership.

  • sailor monsoon

    I’ve been bugging them to do that one for years

  • When the vampire hunters find our pamphlets, we’re screwed.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    New-ish. It’s eight episodes on Netflix out earlier this month.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I do too actually. Normally fiction with teens and/or set in a highschool is awful to me, but American Vandal recognizes the inherent stupidity of taking them seriously and yet keenly observes them. I am very impressed. It’s rock solid writing and minor social commentary masking itself as parody.

  • sailor monsoon

    Oh snaps
    I didn’t know that

  • sailor monsoon

    Life aquatic
    The Matrix
    Streets of fire
    Dredd
    The Godfather

  • Billy D

    Wake me when you’re done.

  • Billy D

    They were competitors back in the 90s.

  • sailor monsoon

    I do like snapple but it’s not the same

  • sailor monsoon

    Give me five minutes

  • Billy D

    I think you just took the job.

  • Billy D

    They should show up before. The dead hold no value for vampires.

  • sailor monsoon

    I don’t think it was me but it does sound like an idea I’d have

  • Billy D

    Snapple lasted. Fruitopia did not.

  • sailor monsoon

    When the site is dead, the draculas show up

  • Billy D

    It wasn’t me. Unless I was drunk. In was which case I plead ignorance. Because I was drunk. Allegedly. Perhaps. Probably not.

  • sailor monsoon

    #1
    Fruitopia was amazing

  • Billy D

    Makes sense. I’ll be asleep.

  • Billy D

    #5.

  • Billy D

    She gets NO pass.

  • Billy D

    Well, let me see. Because Lena Dunham is on record as saying that we should believe victims rather than doubt them when they come forward. This is a tenant of modern feminism.

  • sailor monsoon

    You remembering what fruitopia was is why we’re friends

  • sailor monsoon

    It doesn’t start for another hour

  • sailor monsoon

    Was that me?

  • PRAISE THE LORD

  • Billy D

    Oops. I made one before reading down further.

  • Billy D
  • Billy D
  • Billy D

    Ah, that wasn’t me. Maybe Sailor?

  • Billy D

    I thought we were doing Fruitopia caps. WTF.

  • *blank stare*

    Five Movies That Actually Should Be TV Shows.

    (Incoming, Duke)

  • Billy D

    Nope. I hate teenagers. Can’t do it.

  • Billy D

    What’s tha–ah, fuck it. I’ll google it.

  • Billy D

    Dicks have feeling, too, Kemosabe.

  • Billy D

    Fucking fascist vampires.

  • Blank Stare

    Which one was that? My memory is shit. Too many drugs in the 60s.

  • Blank Stare

    It’s only 11:30 here. That seems early for Dracula.

  • *blank stare*

    Write that Son of a Pitch you promised.

  • Blank Stare

    *blankly stares*

  • *blank stare*

    *stares blankly*

  • Blank Stare

    Hi

  • Blank Stare

    Hello

  • *blank stare*

    I’m here buddy.

    Got some stuff to do this evening, will be back in a while.
    Cat’s going to make it 🙂

  • Blank Stare

    You aren’t missing out on much at all, dude.

  • Nasty

  • We actually just ended up watching Don Hertzfeldt on youtube

  • I CALL OUT BLANK STARE. WE NEED YOU SIR. WE MISS YOU. WHERE ARE YOU

  • Oh man that’s what I’m watching in a bit

  • So low!

  • (places yogurt lid on desk)

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Watching Punisher.

  • TheDeadFellow

    THE POLITICS OF DANCING
    THE POLITICS OF OOH FEELING GOOD
    THE POLITICS OF MOVING AHA
    IS THIS MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD?

  • Busy watching Punisher. I’m getting more into it now

  • sailor monsoon

    Y’all can’t handle the Dracula Club

  • It ded

  • Who do you call him nightwing tho?

  • sailor monsoon

    Did it just die in here or can i not see comments again?

  • Nightwing’s mask in the next movie

  • You are a disgrace to the movie collectors club! Hand in your badge!

  • sailor monsoon

    Exactly

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s a tad preachy from what i remember but it’s worth it for the performances

  • NO!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    The tape is red because of all the blood.

  • I just started, am in Ep2, Bernthal and the Punisher character are fantastic but for now all the secondary plots/characters reek of bad Marvel/Netflix, so we’ll see

  • sailor monsoon

    Draculas are sticklers for bureaucracy

  • Don’t forget to check out roc kits review.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m 2 episodes in and it’s alright so far.

  • The only rule of Dracula Club is that there’s a bunch of rules.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That reminds me. I’m going to watch some Punisher.

  • sailor monsoon

    How is it?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Who knew Dracula Club would have so many rules.

  • And I’m still around, haha, it’s 4:30 am and I’m watching Punisher

  • sailor monsoon

    No.
    It’s between the hours of 12-3
    So it doesn’t officially begin for another 3 and a half hours

  • sailor monsoon

    The club is already here
    Pops doesn’t wake up for another 3 hours

  • I think it’s anyone who’s still up so welcome.

  • Gregory Peck I want to say is in that too.

    Also, how is it?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Can I join Dracula Club?

  • I like them for space reasons, even if the titles make no sense being together. I’ll try to find one of the funnier ones after my shift.

  • DRACULA CLUB ASSEMBLE!!!

  • sailor monsoon

    On the beach

  • Well I impulse bought the Dallas collection so idk.

    Can’t we just buy films we want to watch and enjoy without being judged!

  • But I thought “impulse buy” just meant purchasing without considering ones funds, etc. I need this terminology cleared up, dammit!

  • Not sure yet. But I think anything at least 5-10+ years. There’s this sick black and white film with Norman Bates (name slipped my mind) I want to get. LAst Day on Beach it’s called or something. I think that’ll be a huge discount.

  • I used to be against those double feature discs now I love them bc they save space. BUt only if there part of the same series.

    PSYCHO came out with a great bluray collection.

  • sailor monsoon

    What constitutes older?

  • It’s some weird discount tho. NEw movies you get like 40 cents off. While older movies could be like 50-60% off. I think t shirts go to $2

  • sailor monsoon

    I hope it’s me because i need some more movies

  • I’ll be the judge of that! (will keep anyway, because hoarder)

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That’s the actual name for it.

  • Buying a quality flick.

  • Enabler!

  • That’s A good name for it.

  • (jotting notes intensifies)

  • I am still a perfectly fine sponsor.

    In other news, got a xmas job at my favorite movie store. Guess who’s getting discounts on all their movies!!!

  • sailor monsoon

    Impulse buy

  • Wait so what do you call what I did?

  • I call it as I see it. You got people like Andy Signore and the Supergirl showrunner who were accused and their friends/co workers stood with the victims. I think as someone who has supported the takedown of Hollywood scumbags to release a statement backing up her friend just seems like a poor move. It’s the classic “I support this until it affects me”

  • The horror… The horror…

  • sailor monsoon

    I meant generally speaking but yes.
    That is correct

  • sailor monsoon

    You need a new sponsor for blind buyers anonymous

  • Con: too much about a film is revealed. Everyone’s got to post set photos and ruin twists and release spoilers.
    Pro: taking down Hollywood scumbags.

  • My world has been torn apart. I don’t know what to believe now.

  • I looked at their filmography. They released maybe 5 good films. The rest is garbage.

  • sailor monsoon

    How dare you sir

  • It’s a movie theater job so you’ll be fine. But higher up jobs definitely google your name to make sure nothing comes up that could damage the companies reputation.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • This will turn out to be a good blind buy.

    And should blind buys be for films you’ve heard in name only and really nothing else. If you’ve seen a trailer that’s not really a blind buy.

  • I blind-bought it.
    I’ve failed you.

  • sailor monsoon
  • Goood choice.

    “Do you understand the concept… of The Tooth Fairy?”

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Boooo your face.

  • sailor monsoon

    Boooo

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Oh, then count me out.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    This is the first time I’m hearing of this, but you do understand an accusation doesn’t mean guilt right? Sounds like you’re attacking her ‘feminist’ credentials for taking the side of someone she knows.

  • sailor monsoon

    It’s all about dicks

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Never heard of it. Is it new?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That’s cool and I hope to work the night shift!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I will just say im an online film writer also why would he look at my previous comments?
    He is not going to invade my privacy.

  • sailor monsoon

    Canon.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I live close to Chicago.

  • sailor monsoon

    There’s definite pros and cons to documenting everything

  • sailor monsoon

    I’m not greedy

  • Universal released some of the best 80s movies tho

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Pfft…you’re talking crazy.

  • And maybe that was a good thing. Maybe we’re documenting too much now.

  • sailor monsoon

    3 is too many titties

  • sailor monsoon

    I just watched Jim and Andy
    I liked it a lot

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Missed a perfect opportunity for a Total Recall reference…

  • sailor monsoon

    Sailor ain’t greedy

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Guys, American Vandal is fantastic. I’ve burned through almost the whole thing today.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I prefer plural.

  • sailor monsoon

    You.
    You’re the one who loves the 80s
    And there ain’t nothing more 80s than canon

  • sailor monsoon

    I like boob

  • sailor monsoon

    Hollywood has always been fucked.
    Every actor you love from the 40s-50’s wss either gay or involved in some sort of scandal.
    We just don’t know about everything because they didn’t have the internet

  • You replied to me but I assume you meant DBMI?

  • Atomic Blonde has a couple good twists, a couple good fights, and a couple good shots of boob.

    7.5/10

  • True but that doesn’t mean she needs to talk about it or mention it in her freaking book.

    Everyday I wonder where Hollywood went wrong.

  • sailor monsoon

    I would’ve assumed you’d be all over Canon

  • sailor monsoon

    That’s a good pick but thanks for wasting my time choosing movies

  • sailor monsoon

    She was crazy young
    I’m going to give her slight pass on that one.
    She’s still a piece of shit but we’ve all done shit we didn’t completely understand when we were younger

  • Technically it was revived in 2013.

  • Nope.

  • Also she’s openly talked about touching her sister when they were younger. She’s sort of fucked imo

  • He’s never seen The Rundown.

    That’s the pick.

  • I miss Orion.

  • Scott Pilgrim.

  • sailor monsoon

    She used to be
    Now she’s no different than milo yiannopoulos.
    An attention hungry piece of shit

  • So some writer on GIRLS is accused of sexual assault (in this case rape) and Lena Dunham is standing with the man accused. Tell me again how she’s a “feminist icon” Hollywood?

  • (shakes fist)

  • sailor monsoon

    I’m always down for more theron

  • It probably has a bit of a better story than JW2 but the action isn’t as expertly choreographed.

    I’d see more of Ms. Atomic Blonde tho.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Something called a part time job and working on weekdays and im free a lot.
    Im probably gonna get the afternoon or night shift.

  • sailor monsoon

    That’s a shame
    I’ll check it out eventually

  • Joshua is starting to get some great joke skills.

  • I have no clue.

    Otherwise, Atomic Blonde is not living up to John Wick films. Those trailers were just too damn good.

  • sailor monsoon

    Why would you not know that

  • :'(

  • I actually don’t mind it.

  • I never knew I wanted to see the chick from Kingsman and Charlize Theron in a lesbian sex scene but Atomic Blonde proved me wrong.

  • It doesn’t delete it. Just hides it.

  • sailor monsoon

    Disqus is all fucked up stupid

  • sailor monsoon

    I’m not seeing your replies

  • sailor monsoon

    A24
    And seriously, this is like the fifteenth comment that didn’t appear on the page

  • Everyone needs a hobby.

  • sailor monsoon

    Human trafficking

  • Now Google says there’s “unusual traffic” coming from my phone. Is this it? Skynet?

    I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

  • Troma.

  • Speaking of which, I hate their blu-ray layout. Generic with a glitchy screensaver.

  • Name a better studio.

  • Fake news.

  • Every time I pop in a movie Universal logo appears.

  • The sky’s still blue.

  • As if we don’t get enough cell phone product placement from Sony. The “Can you hear me now” guy will be an A-List actor soon.

  • So what’s the good news?

  • What movies are you referring to? The Fast & The Furious?

  • sailor monsoon

    MUTINY!

  • OVERTHROW THE PATRIARCHY!

  • Never heard of that Egyptian burough.

  • lol, did someone put my comment back? I deleted it after I realized I just repeated what you said.

    And yes, we’d end up with some weird Spidey/X-Men Avengers attempt (which, to be fair, surely happened in the comics).

  • sailor monsoon

    Or just always feature my pearls of greatness

  • Update for all mods:
    Don’t feature any replies, the featured comment has to be a first comment otherwise Disqus will get buggy and delete stuff

  • K. Sucks, but good to know. We should tell the others too

  • sailor monsoon

    No

  • I swear Universal makes the best movies.

  • We had an issue basically don’t feature replies to comments or it messes up the system.

    Also, Sony might buy Fox.

  • Nope. Got to be the first comment or bust

  • Ah, haha, nvm then. xD
    So, is it safe to feature comments that are replies..?

  • TheDeadFellow

    So wait what’s going on

  • Haha yea we fixed that problem. I meant the recent comments feature for the site. DBMI took it down so it won’t reveal JL spoilers. So now we’re left guessing where everyone is commenting.

  • Nightwing?

  • Shit… I’m unfeaturing the featured comment, apparently that’s the issue

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

  • I thought you lived in Chicago?

  • The recent comments are gone. Time to wander aimlessly

  • Are you in the latest Weinstein film?

    (too soon?)

  • sailor monsoon

    I had to take my pants off to get my current job…

  • That’s a Wright film.

  • Haha don’t mention you work or comment here. He might look at your previous comments and you mentioning you never wear pants might not get you the job.

  • It’s real! They’re in the earliest of talks. Verizon has also expressed interest.

  • sailor monsoon

    I doubt you’ll get the schedule
    You have school

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Ok sound like AMC is a great place to work at.

  • sailor monsoon

    I worked at night, so we would watch shit over night when we were closed but i believe you get 1 a week or some shit and i don’t remember getting free food.
    They count every thing.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Like do you get to choose the free movies and when do you get to watch them and what kind of lunch do you get?

  • sailor monsoon

    That’s the job but you get free movies occasionally

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    They overprice everything!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’ll be ripping tickets, selling concessions, sweeping floors, and working a ton and dealing with annoying customers.
    Yay so much fun….

  • They’d better not! That would really suck

  • DryButSoupy

    I just gotta say that this is the most heartwarming thread I’ve experienced. I’m getting verklempt.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s real and Fox better not be stupid to do this!

  • sailor monsoon

    You’ll be selling soda and popcorn and sweeping floors

  • Is this real? Don’t scare me like that!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    But working on movie related sites like this one will.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Does Baby Driver count since he is a superheroic driver.

  • sailor monsoon

    Movie knowledge will not help you get that job

  • DryButSoupy

    Sony hasn’t made a good superhero movie since Spider-Man 2…I’m not counting Homecoming since that was really a Marvel Studios flick.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Niles ILLINOIS!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Not yet but im going to talk to the manager to reschedule my interview and then we will see.
    I think I will get it since im so into movies but we will see.

  • sailor monsoon

    I don’t have a regal

  • You live in Egypt?

  • sailor monsoon

    Who framed Roger Rabbit?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    What is Hakrins also AMC is way better than Regal.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Then Sony would ruin another franchise again!

  • sailor monsoon

    The Incredibles

  • Well now I’m deleting my comments. Fight the power!

  • Showgirls

  • If Sony got their hands on X-Men and F4, they’d probably say fuck you Feige and attempt their own universe again.

  • sailor monsoon

    AMC is the worst!
    HARKINS 4 LYFE!!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I swear to god Disney better win this!

  • That’s even worse than Disney buying them out ..

  • sailor monsoon

    Heavyweights

  • Do you even work there yet? You’re just openly promoting them lll

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s in Niles Il

  • Is Golf Mill anywhere near me?
    No. Not it’s not.

  • It’s worse than we thought! Sony wants to buy 21st Century Fox now!

  • Wrong! Fake news!

  • AAAAAANAAARCHYYYYYY

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    This is noting compared to the deal you get at Golf Mill AMC!
    $5 for any movie!

  • The 4 best.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Spiderman Homecoming

  • It is correct. Stray Genius should be your name!

  • This seems too good to be true. I can’t dig in right now. What’s the catch? https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/24d7c42891b7e9fbc7c6478b12f24e810fcceb5820849c8bab929af8601149d8.png

  • The only thing they could possibly fuck up is the marketing, bit the film will be fine.

  • sailor monsoon

    The Dark Crystal

  • lol, of course it’s an actual thing… Why is that poor woman holding it?

  • Probably! Never been to one… I’m okay with that.

  • Nah you’re not just a guest and its disqus being screwy is all.

  • Lol was waiting for that

  • Taking suggestions for what film to watch with the lady and her 15 year old son tonight.

    Fire away!

  • The app is HORRIBLE

  • Yes. But it was disqus being stupid.

  • King Alvarez
  • sailor monsoon

    Dun dun dun!!

  • King Alvarez
  • Killsqu4d

    Cool!

  • Stray Donovan

    See my reply to DBMI, I think it’s because a reply was featured. Is it right now?

  • Stray Donovan

    The last featured comment was a reply, disqus scrolls weird and it seems stuff deletes when you do that and comment order mixes up. It’s why at DP we only feature new comments not replies. Now duke’s comment is featured are they back?

  • King Alvarez

    I figured throwing that out there was fitting in our 6monthiversary

  • I’m all for some Black Lightning reviews come January!

  • Facebook comments hit a bit close to home for some of us.

  • There’s a Disqus app.

  • You all need to take a breather and relax. Nobody has been deleting comments. Disqus is either on the glitch or implemented some weird new system. Sometimes they only show the first comment and none of the replies. You need to hit “load more comments” about 2-3 times and then you’ll see the replies show up. It’s strange but what else is new with Disqus.

    Enjoy your weekend Exiles.

  • Heck yea Archie’s Weird Mysteries

  • King Alvarez
  • Never heard those and don’t think I want too.

    Clintons got some disturbing ones too

  • Kevin Spacey and Weinstein sort of confirmed. If saying your gay and going to sex rehab for a week is confirmation.

  • One of the last comments deleted was by you, so really…

  • Well spoken.

  • It’s the stupid show more comments button. Disqus is doing something dumb where they show the first comment but to see all the replies you have to hit “load more comments” to reveal the replies.

  • sailor monsoon

    I love Karl Urban in Ragnarok

  • DryButSoupy

    Yeah. There was a joke to be made, but I’m going to pass.

    Trying to keep Josh sweet and innocent while he’s still young.

  • DryButSoupy

    It’s the Russians trying to influence our discussion threads.

  • DryButSoupy
  • DryButSoupy

    I only just got back online after running errands. I noticed some deleted comments last night or the night before in one of the older posts that was featured in a “looking back” post, but that’s the only time.

    As an aside, and for future reference, I would never delete posts. First of all, I haven’t messed around in wordpress enough to know how to do it yet. I can barely post articles without having to refer to the “how to” email I got sent months ago…ha ha. Secondly, as a strict believer in free speech it’s against my nature to delete comments, even if they were personally offensive to me. I feel like, ultimately, I’m a guest here and wouldn’t presume to make executive decisions about what gets posted, deleted, or banned. That’s above my pay grade.

    So, I’m just going to be over here keeping my head down…

  • Thor Ragnarok showed what may be a new makeup Trend in this carbon fiber tape that Karl Urban had “tattooed” over his bald ass head, and it looks like they’re using it in Star Wars to be like a space Band-Aid on Kylo Ren’s busted face. Anyway I can’t wait to see what they do with Nightwing’s mask in the next movie. Nightwing’s mask in the next movie

  • William Dhalgren

    It’s not healthy at all.

  • sailor monsoon

    I’m not seeing any deleted comments but comments aren’t always popping up immediately.

  • sailor monsoon

    Sold!!

  • Poppity🍂

    Excellent! It’s a beloved Classic. I was thinking about reviewing a French Christmas film and Clavier is also in it. He was a part of a comedy troupe called Les Bronzés. I actually thought about you because there is a part when they chop up a guy and wrap his body parts in Christmas paper, then throw them to the lions at the Paris Zoo. It’s not graphic but the dark humour is there.

  • sailor monsoon

    The original
    But i did watch the remake because Jean Reno was in it

  • King Alvarez
  • I really want to see what happens when Tarantino gets WB money.

  • Poppity🍂

    Which version? 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    I love that movie!

  • Poppity🍂

    Christian Clavier was in “Les Visiteurs”, even in the horrible American re-make “The Visitors” with Christina Applegate. (Jean Reno was also in both.)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/17aad0df5814e92725d78eebedd510cd277b275fe750ca2dc196264089fae091.jpg

  • Isn’t there a way to see who deleted the comments…?

  • Eh, just checking, I’m fine with only using it on my PC

  • Poppity🍂

    Try to make the most of your Thanksgiving break to get some rest. Finals are tough but I’m sure you’ll do just fine. As DBMI said earlier, breathe! 😀

  • sailor monsoon

    I’d Google it but I’m lost in the abyss of Wendy O.

  • Poppity🍂

    I usually just browse on my phone because whenever I’ve tried to log-on to Disqus, it always backfires and acts strange. I don’t think there is an App but you could always search. I use Android.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Well not a final final but a final project.
    Finals for me starts in December and then we get a break!

  • Poppity🍂

    LOL It was a politically-related joke.

    You have a final coming up already?

  • I’ve never used Disqus on the phone… Is there an app for it?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    My school is a safe place and my home is even safer.

  • Oh dear god…… Noooooooooooooo! Not facebook!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    My school doesn’t have hot cocoa or Therapy dogs.
    Im stressed because I have a huge History final in the midst.

  • Poppity🍂

    I can say that sometimes when I try to read discussion posts from my mobile phone, a ton of posts are missing. It’s super weird. I can only see things normally from my PC.

  • King Alvarez

    Disqus is drunk, maybe we should switch the comments area to facebook. 😛

  • King Alvarez

    and now it’s back.

  • Poppity🍂

    I live in the Ye Olde World. All I saw was ads about the new Christian Clavier movie coming out. Lost ya! 😉

  • Not me, I would never.
    I do see that some of the usual mods don’t have their Exile logo, maybe Disqus is buggy?

  • King Alvarez

    Hey, I lost my Exile status. 🙁

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Being stressed for the holidays is completely normal and healthy and it’s not just young people mothers have to do a ton during the holidays.

  • Poppity🍂

    I’m not logged on to WP and I don’t know how to access Exodus’s MOD functions on Disqus.

  • William Dhalgren

    Ugh. Get him to a safe space stat!

  • sailor monsoon

    Yes ma’am i do

  • Poppity🍂

    He typed that while drinking hot cocoa and hugging a therapy dog!

  • William Dhalgren

    HAHAHA

  • William Dhalgren

    The things young people say they are stressed out about these days blows my mind.

  • Poppity🍂

    I do one Google search to figure out to whom you are referring and by a few photos, all my questions are answered. You like ’em badass, don’t you, Sailor?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Let’s not jump to assumptions it’s probably a glitch or a hacker..

  • sailor monsoon

    Which is crazy considering it comes out in like a week

  • King Alvarez

    Not me. I’m not even logged in on the mod side.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Not me I been adding comments not deleting them.

  • Poppity🍂

    Oh, thanks! I had not yet heard of it.

  • I’m seriously about to unmod everyone. Come clean about deleting the comments please.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Coco is the new Pixar film and not this…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg
    There’s a theory thinking she saw a ghost or a demon and that she is a clone it’s ridiculous!

  • King Alvarez

    I assumed that is what you meant, since well, nevermind. The gif was just entertaining me.

  • sailor monsoon

    Before i clicked the link, i thought y’all were talking about wendy o Williams and i got excited

  • Poppity🍂

    Never mind. I think it’s good to close the book on motors and boats for the evening. 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    Coco is the new pixar film

  • Poppity🍂

    I loved watching the parade when I was younger. Who is Coco? Are you guys having a big traditional meal?

    I think some of the conspiracies are true because her personal life is in havoc. Her husband has a much younger mistress and it’s rumoured that she’s pregnant.

  • Killsqu4d

    Thanks bro means a lot!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    How else was I supposed to say it Pops?

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Poppity🍂

    Just consider me as one of the guys … but who likes the door opened for her occasionally. 😛

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Im stay at home on Thanksgiving probably watch Macy’s parade and watch a ton of movies like Coco.
    Wendy Williams is internet gold and my mom loves her!
    This one is my favorite.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6e90b56c8ade408f96632a5d538f3e64fc6e5289948ff3afad459c6a77147f79.gif
    The internet made so many conspiracies about this.

  • Poppity🍂

    You used it in the same sentence with “boobs”. Do you want to change your BS story, Sir? LOL

  • Poppity🍂

    LOL I think you should perhaps consult the urban dictionary on the first one.

  • Poppity🍂

    I had no idea comments were being deleted … usually it will show on the page and I don’t see anything. *shrugs shoulders*

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    System override!
    *Brain explodes*

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Poppity🍂

    I totally re-read that first one … *blush*

  • William Dhalgren

    For the record, I would have made the same joke to a dude.

  • Poppity🍂

    Family holidays can be the worst. What are you going to do with your folks?

    (Btw, might want to re-think those Wendy Williams gifs. She and her hubby are hot messes these days.)

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I meant motor boats
    Like these.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f152471ab39f705c13559e2627e65b93c0c06696894457560485bc96c0a1810a.jpg
    People always mistake it for something else.

  • William Dhalgren

    If it hasn’t already.

  • William Dhalgren

    They generally choked them to death first. They rarely actually burned people alive. Even then.

  • LOVE YOU STANLEY!

  • My best friend is Pop
    *Gives the Norman Bates look*

  • sailor monsoon

    A MYSTERY IS AFOOT!

  • Poppity🍂

    Nope, not at all but thanks for the consideration. 😀

  • Who’s deleting comments? Who needs mod status taken away?

  • William Dhalgren

    I should have known you would not be offended, but I edited my comment.

  • POP IT!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Typos are the worst but I agree and I have no idea why im being so defensive today probably hyped for JL and stressed out for Thanksgiving. Or too much tea.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/47b0ed830570b9ddf6e487f5631c52d88d3c5e09819040d6143070c0cb9f06a3.gif

  • Poppity🍂

    LMAO Hmm … is the water cold or something? Better keep that one secret!

  • William Dhalgren

    SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! SYSTEM MALFUNCTION!

  • sailor monsoon

    1. Wolverine double fisting candy bars is hilarious
    2. Superman being in awe is incredible
    3. Batman looks nonplussed, which is perfect

  • King Alvarez
  • LOL

  • Poppity🍂

    Honestly, that’s kind of creepy. LOL Try again. 🙂

  • Poppity🍂

    Ogre, Ogre, Ogre!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Rebooting irony system….
    Result: Epic failure

  • sailor monsoon

    Constantly reminding people of your accomplishments is bragging

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    How about my PoppySeed?

  • William Dhalgren

    What about having a micro penis? Asking for a friend…

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That is not that long Sailor and sure I will ease on the bragging but I have no clue what you think is bragging and what you think is not bragging.

  • Poppity🍂

    LOL No, Poppy does not make wishes come true! I’m Catholic so I can be your Godmother. 🙂

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s fun to be a savage.

  • William Dhalgren
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes I should I love motorboats!

  • Poppity🍂

    Yeah, I was worrying about that sounding too complicated. Thanks for clarifying. 🙂

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    My Fairy Godmother?

  • sailor monsoon

    Compared to the rest of Hollywood, that’s still sainthood

  • Poppity🍂

    I can be your Godmother, how about that? 🙂

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Life is tough and CC and actual College will be crazy and if I can write long reviews I can easily write a 50 page paper on a topic. I have a ton of potential and over time I will mature but it will take longer than usual. The depression thing went way over my head.
    I don’t call you elders I call you my superiors

  • sailor monsoon

    TL;DR
    Stop bragging all the time

  • William Dhalgren

    Tom Hanks has them. He’s probably one of those guys that likes to wear diapers and poop himself or something. 😛

  • William Dhalgren

    Your irony detection system might need to be rebooted.

  • Poppity🍂

    You can study people and their behaviours to try and get a grasp of how to carry yourself in a more humble fashion but I think the only way to really incorporate it into your lasting personality is from yourself. It is likely that you will have to crash and burn through pitfalls, failures, even humiliation to learn important life lessons that will transform your character.

  • William Dhalgren

    Sort of like a singles bar then, huh? 😛

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    What did you just say about my roasts!?
    Watch your tone Sailor or im throwing you overboard.

  • We kinda do. We can only get away with Typos in the description for so long lol.

    Breathe Josh. You’re defensive today.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I don’t know how to be humble can you teach me it’s better if someone teaches it to me rather than when I learn it.

  • Poppity🍂

    Josh, you have to patient if you ever want to make it past High School. It’s a tough world out there and they ask the world of you at the university-level. If you don’t want to bother simply looking through a dictionary then how are you going to tackle 50 page papers? Take it from those of us elders that have been there, we are only trying to help you. I think you have a lot of potential but you need to take your time and mature.
    And DBMI was not joking about depression. As a sufferer himself, he would never be so cruel.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    We really don’t need a grammar police here.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I wish you were my step mother.

  • sailor monsoon

    We weren’t joking about depression
    He was making a joke about you
    And that’s irrelevant anyways

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    1: I know this may be a first world problem but it takes forever to find a word in the dictionary
    2:Got it Pops but I have no idea why we are joking about depression
    3: I will stop bragging and be more Humble!

  • Poppity🍂

    I could be your mother! You remind me so much of my son already.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Than an older sister then.

  • sailor monsoon

    You’re like a brother to us all pops

  • William Dhalgren

    I was thinking about this analogy recently. I think it remains to be seen how apt it is in this case, but it has the potential to be used in much the same way as accusations of witchcraft were used in history. And, as far as I can tell, not many people have paused to think about the consequences that may come from allowing an unproven allegation to unofficially ruin a person’s reputation and career.

  • Poppity🍂

    It’s been verified by a highly qualified international team of doctors that I am, in fact, a female. 😉

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Nope it’s just a joke I get it now Pops and im more Humble than ever also sorry but your just a Sister to me.
    Sisterzoned!

  • I was shedding a bit of light on it. I was being facetious about your spelling 😉

    Depression is no laughing matter. I’ve dealt with it for a very long time.

  • Killsqu4d

    Thanks a ton DBMI. :$)

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    But what if I want to drive a boat with a motor?

  • Killsqu4d

    Wow thank you

  • Poppity🍂

    Uh-oh, you used a winky face. Josh might think you are coming on to him or something. 😉

  • King Alvarez

    And in his case, he should never be allowed to use it.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Depression isn’t a joke it’s a serious mental issue that’s growing at a rapid rate.

  • Advice*

    Don’t let that depress you. 😉

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Trust me if it’s not worth roasting Inhumans it’s not worth reviewing a fulls season of it.
    I would go to a hospital to help cure your depression and it will help you get rid of it. Worry about getting your depression taken care of before you write your reviews.
    We care about everyone’s mental health here and we hope everyone will get through the terrible mental issues like this. Hope you get to review Black Lightning and you can do this by going to a hospital.
    I know this because I used to be depressed and that hospital saved my life.
    Take my advise and you will be undepressed in no time. 🙂
    You can beat depression you just need a hospital by your side to beat it.

  • Stray Donovan

    I’ll be there, got up to episode 4 last night. Unfortunately have to work all weekend or I’d finish today.

  • Depression is tough, brother. Hang in there. And hang here. Don’t hide yourself away. Tomorrow is another day.

  • Poppity🍂

    Numbered list, here we come:
    1. If you rely on books, then flipping through a dictionary should not really be an issue.
    2. Winky faces are also used to insinuate joking around, i.e. lighthearted moods.
    3. Yes, you do brag and make “I’m so (insert appealing adjective here)” all the time. I know that you have excellent qualities, as we all do here at FEx. How about a serving of Humble Pie?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I would rather have a turkey eat me alive then wear those pants!

  • sailor monsoon

    Two life tips to help you out:
    1. Winky faces can be used for anything
    2. Humble. Learn it.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I have a dictionary in my house but why should I flip a ton of pages when I have my laptop. I rely on books and online sources.
    “I gave a winky face because I was trying to be lighthearted.”
    No that is not what you use winky faces for. You use it to show love or attraction.
    I don’t brag about my qualities and my plethora of talents incessantly and I can prove my talents to be true. I can sing, write and dance and draw.

  • Poppity🍂

    Everyone is entitled to their personal secrets, particularly if they aren’t hurting anyone. It’s called an individual’s privacy.

  • sailor monsoon
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    No what are you talking about? I don’t like her THAT much.
    *Hides body pillow behind his back*
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/20b42903dc6bc169e14a70bbf0e996ed918e47cfdade1fee74769b1639142ec2.jpg

  • I’m conflicted.

  • Poppity🍂

    I am sitting down, but thanks. 🙂
    ‘Savage’ and ‘Humble’ are not antonyms of one another. ‘Audacious’ and ‘Brash’ are good words to employ. I would truly hope that you have a hard copy dictionary in your home and are not just reliant on online sources to help you out from time to time.

    I gave a winky face because I was trying to be lighthearted but since you are being so direct with me, I will return the favour. It is one thing to have a high self-esteem and a positive self-image. It is another thing to brag about your qualities incessantly, particuarly when they are not necessarily true.

  • So a body pillow?

  • sailor monsoon

    Women are the best
    That is correct

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Im a teen I have no clue what woman are like and how I was able to get one to be my girlfriend and love is a crazy experience and I want more of it! It’s amazing!
    Women are mysterious creatures that I like to hear juicy, shocking secrets!
    Women are the best!

  • sailor monsoon

    Yeah
    I have the ones i already wanted

  • Not as good as the original, but I also like the version from Fincher’s Dragon Tattoo… https://youtu.be/fkP3urtYCkc

  • sailor monsoon

    No Josh
    They killed a ton of innocent people because of religious mass hysteria

  • If I didn’t have the individual sets, I’d be all over this.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    History is going to repeat itself and first they gonna burn our president.
    Not all the people they burned were innocent some were actually doing witchcraft.
    Salem was a effed up place!

  • sailor monsoon

    You have a really weird world view on women buddy

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yeah but still it’s not good to keep secrets especially in a relationship! Girls love revealing their secrets and expose themselves online. Neither of those are good things!

  • sailor monsoon

    Being savage is not better than anything

  • sailor monsoon

    Yeah they burned innocent people
    Which is what is going to start happening

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Sit down Pops and be humble!
    I ain’t no Kendrick Lammar and why would I need a dictionary if I have google?
    Being savage is way better than being humble and what’s with the winky face?

  • Don’t say anything a spaz would say

    I’m doomed.

  • I am certainly a wuss, but to be fair, usually on these apps women just get barraged with harassing messages and images.

  • Killsqu4d

    Thanks and yeah, I’m good friends with Splendiferous, DBMI, & Duke.

  • Poppity🍂

    For your sake, I truly hope not. 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    Not Hanx

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s part of it they burn them alive and destroy them.
    People were so messed up back then!
    I would not want to live in that era!

  • Killsqu4d

    Indeed & thanks

  • Poppity🍂

    Not all secrets are bad! 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    No apologies necessary
    Life comes first

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I will when I get home.
    What is your username?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    We all have secrets, some we can reveal and some that we keep to ourselves.
    Secrets are terrible things and people should tell the truth and not hide the bad things they did.
    We all do bad things!

  • Poppity🍂

    Have you ever looked up the definition of “humble” in the dictionary? 😉

  • Poppity🍂

    No sweat. I just hope that you will be feeling better soon. Depression is a tough one. Why don’t you just chill and chat for a bit here? Our jokes aren’t the best but it might help at least cheer you up a little. 😀

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s my specialty 🙂
    I love to burn people!
    Im more savage than Rihanna!
    Which is why im a humorous person!

  • Poppity🍂

    I don’t think you can use the term “motorboat” until you are 21. 😉

  • Killsqu4d

    Sorry guys I was supposed to do a Season 1 Review for Marvel’s Inhumans but the depression I’ve been battling and everything else got in the way. I’d like to do CW’s Black Lightning reviews when it premieres in January

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    There’s a scene where banner motorboats her boobs and it’s nasty!

  • Poppity🍂

    And that’s exactly why suspicion is bound to arise. Plus he’s got that crazy kid who is a wannabe rapper and is always in-and-out of trouble. 😉
    In all seriousness, no one is exempt from doing bad stuff. It is sometimes the most unsuspecting people that turn out to be the biggest monsters.

  • sailor monsoon

    He’s the nicest man in Hollywood!!

  • sailor monsoon

    Its almost as cringey as jmarts roasts
    Almost

  • Poppity🍂

    I think they all pretty much deny except for that Louis C.K. guy. :-/

  • Poppity🍂

    I still can’t get over the stories of Bush, Sr. Ewwww!!!!!

  • Poppity🍂

    I love knowing at least a few of your triggers! So much fun! *jumping up and down while clapping happily*

  • Poppity🍂

    She reminds me a bit of Marisol Nichols but with more weight on her. There’s no way in hell she would be married to the dude on her left.
    The pictures from this commercial/photoshoot are cringeworthy!

  • sailor monsoon

    Girl, i will cut you deep

  • sailor monsoon

    That woman on the left looks oddly familiar

  • Poppity🍂

    Not Yet.

  • Poppity🍂

    That’s what you do to us every roast with your tainted jailbait sexual humour.

  • Poppity🍂

    Is anyone in the States planning on getting Stove Top’s special gluten pants for Thanksgiving? 😛

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0c71853e923c2c75e216f56e874909e5e62b9ec978b87b4bd4118666339e97f2.png

  • sailor monsoon

    Not Tom Hanks.

  • William Dhalgren

    Everyone does this, Josh. They wouldn’t be deep, dark secrets otherwise.

  • Brohalla

    ps
    its on Mobile and Steam
    get on it

  • sailor monsoon
  • This is the movie that keeps standing in the way of Man of Steel being Snyder’s best movie, for me at least.

  • sailor monsoon

    That’s not what a witch hunt means

  • *KRYPTON HAD ITS CHANCE*

  • William Dhalgren

    Spoiler alert: The Little Mermaid is actually Aquaman’s backstory.

  • Reminder-
    Justice League Day is tomorrow-
    get yourself a free comic book –

  • sailor monsoon

    When did he over sexualize black widow?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Wrong Spider Man Homecoming was the most successful movie they made so far.
    Yeah american audiences can’t admire artistic films but Dark Tower was awful!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Burn all of the bad men in Hollywood to a stake!

  • sailor monsoon

    Everyone makes shit Joshua
    There is no formula for success
    And that shitty animated movie they made was their most successful film
    So what does that say about American audiences that skipped the dark tower and 2049 and decided to go see the emoji movie?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Joss Whedon wants to bang both Black Widow and Wonder Woman and overly sexulized them and made Gal Gadot want to vomit and she puked so much working on that film!
    Pregnancy sounds so painful!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    And in that same year they made the worst animated movie ever made, and the worst Stephen King adaptation for now.
    Agree that Baby Driver and Blade Runner 2049 and Spiderman Homecoming are there success but they need to fix some of the people BTS

  • sailor monsoon

    This is turning into a witch hunt

  • sailor monsoon

    …what?

  • sailor monsoon

    They made baby driver and distributed blade runner 2049
    Two of the best films of the year

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    A ghost that Joss Whedon wants to bang!

  • Excellent.

  • Tambor is who I heard about but forget.

    Also people keep pointing out videos showing how creepy Joe Biden was around women, specifically daughters.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I say 3 best Spiderman movies.
    But I focus on their failures and success and this year and next year are going to be pretty bad except for a couple of films.

  • sailor monsoon

    Wonder Woman is a ghost

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The only date I have is with Wonder Woman 😉

  • sailor monsoon

    They also created the two best Spiderman movies
    Do we keep forgetting that happened or do we just focus on the latest failure?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    All of these are lies until I see this ok movie on Sunday.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That’s what everyone said about Spider Man and they ruined it twice!
    Someway somehow Sony will try to ruin this.
    But im optimistic and it will probably be very good.
    Hush Sailor.
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/76348f276fc9b1e8b468b9562d7c337d60d07157e3c3fe453579392c3964a88f.gif

  • sailor monsoon

    Everyone dies
    Batman is actually a robot
    It was all a dream

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Too bad that Yu Gi Oh Tournament didn’t work out!
    I would totally duel you anytime!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    If anyone spoils Justice League for me I will burn them with Heat Vison!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c5e0541c46e679cc1dc33a12da3a86332a21faea630bd90cb4f2c2a42a962af6.gif

  • sailor monsoon

    Hush Joshua.
    They’re not going to ruin it

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yeah that’s why I don’t trust any actor in Hollywood.
    They cover up their deepest darkest secrets!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Invite this girl to the roasts!

  • sailor monsoon

    Al franken and Jeffery Tambor

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Sony is going to mess this up so badly!
    Tarantino is pretty mad right now!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I can make both of them!

  • Brohalla
  • sailor monsoon

    I would never

  • sailor monsoon

    You internetting real good my man

  • I’ve been listening a lot to Justice recently, I think YouTube suggested some of it to me because of the Justice League movie or something?

    Anyways, this recent album in particular has me hooked, check it out:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp9eOTnyMoQ

  • Yes. Unless @joshuamartyniouk:disqus has a hot date. Research shows 8PM EST roasts were also popular.

  • If it’s a film I really want to see it doesn’t matter. If it’s something I’m on the edge about like The Mummy I’ll pass.

    Justice League is probably going to be watched anyway.

  • Stallones rep denied them.

    Someone else yesterday was mentioned. I forget who.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Mark Kermode reviews Justice League. He is not pleased. Spoiler free btw.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsLcTO2a0Ec

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I don’t know how you get around it though since that’s what really happened and it was, in real life, roughly as miraculous and sentimental as it appeared. I don’t disagree that the tone changes, but that seems like a purposeful choice.

  • Poppity🍂

    I’ll be there for 3PM EST on Sunday. 😛

  • Poppity🍂

    Ghost Rider (the CGI animated guy) I dig, “The Cage”/Johnny Blaze I cannot. I was having a discussion about this just yesterday with my better half, distinguishing the Blaze from the Rider.

  • Nightwing does seem like a more appropriate role, but I am confident that he could nail either role

  • Poppity🍂

    It’s probably a question of perspective. When my now Mr. Poppity first started courting me, I waited to answer him because I didn’t want to give the impression of jumping the gun. (Remaining silent for a short while is not simply a question of torturing a guy although some chicks can be quite cruel.)
    Ol’ Poppy’s been married for 15+ years now, so I’ve got some experience. 😉

  • I use it mostly to look for good stuff that isn’t on my radar… When movies I didn’t know about or didn’t expect get 80, 90+ % (or reviews that peak my interest), I’ll go check em out or put them on my list.
    Also just out of curiosity, I like to know how movies (especially all the big tent-pole blockbusters) fare critically and at the box office

  • Agreed about the team dynamic, it mostly was a fun romp. Din’t give a shit at all about Amanda Waller though (despite a decent portrayal by Viola Davis) because her character is just intrinsically linked to and bogged down by the preposterous plot. She was just a useless “plot-character”

  • King Alvarez

    I still want the time I spent watching Enemy back. I really wanted to like that movie and it did nothing for me.

  • King Alvarez

    I read your first line and though Joshua wrote it. I could Jake as Nightwing way before Batman.

  • Be yourself.

  • Saturday 8pm est?

  • Staying away from everything. Spoilers go into the Justice League post that’s up later today. Also, recent comments will be taken down this weekend I guess.

  • Indianamcclain

    The team dynamics worked for me, and I thought Viola Davis was a great Amanda Waller. The stuff with Enchantress isn’t good, and the final fight is pretty bad. Overall I enjoyed it though.

  • Indianamcclain

    If I’m looking forward to a film I go regardless of what others have to say. I’ve seen films with 40% that I’ve enjoyed, and films with 90% that weren’t that great. It’s best to make up your own mind with any film.

  • DryButSoupy

    Another bit of news, I dunno if anyone’s seen it, Sylvester Stallone is the most recent big name to be accused of sexual assault/rape.

    It was around the time he made Over The Top. Apparently he and a bodyguard forced a 16 year old to perform certain sex acts on them. This time there’s a police report that was filed by the victim at the time to back up the woman’s assertion. Charges were never filed because the alleged victim says the two men threatened to kill her if she told anyone.

    I have a feeling that we’re going to have to reevaluate our feelings about a lot of our favorite directors/actors before all this is said and done.

  • Woo woo!

  • DryButSoupy

    I’m hoping for some kind of Green Lantern tease. They really need to reboot that franchise so they can get around to ruining it again.

  • DryButSoupy

    Blood and skin, both part of this nutritious breakfast!

  • DryButSoupy

    So…how does Rotten Tomatoes affect your decision to see a movie or not? Or does it affect it at all?

    The only time it really has any influence on me is when I’m not likely to see the movie anyway. Bad reviews will confirm my decision not to go. Even then, I go to RT in order to see what the reviewers say…what their actual criticisms are. I don’t pay much attention to the actual number. It’s more useful to me that it provides easy access links to the original reviews. Like JL for example. I have a relative that I told I’d take. I’m going to do that anyway, even though the movie sounds like somewhat of a mess.

    As an aside, in light of the mixed/poor reviews, have any of the cast or crew started reciting the ol’ “we made it for the fans” routine yet?

  • DryButSoupy

    I dunno…you might be onto Josh’s technique.

    Roast tagging is the new swipe right.

    Did I say that right? Am I internetting good?

  • Roc Kit

    Yes!

  • Indianamcclain

    If you’re looking forward to Justice League be careful going onto YouTube.

  • That still ranks as one of J-Mart’s best comments.

  • William Dhalgren

    I knew before looking what the reference was. Well done, Soupy!

  • William Dhalgren

    “like Tinder, but only the women can initiate at conversation”

    Our culture is doomed.

  • William Dhalgren

    Solid advice.

  • William Dhalgren

    Hahaha! I told him the opposite. What do I know? I’m married! Sorry Ben!

  • William Dhalgren

    This waiting shit that all men learned from Vince Vaughn’s character in Swingers is bullshit. Women want to know you’re interested. But, you know, fly casual. Don’t say anything a spaz would say. Good luck. Go with God. May the Force be with you. Nanu nanu.

  • William Dhalgren

    Don’t triviliaze our love, Sailor.

  • Okay so there’s a roast of WEEKEND AT BERNIES tomorrow at 8PM EST and one on Sunday for 3PM EST.

    I hope y’all can make it.

  • Keep it light and breezy. If she has to be the first one to pick you, then obviously she might want to meet up if there’s a connection.

  • Morning Club
    Hit that snooze button again!!

  • Thread goes up later today.

  • Yes! I believe @roc_kit:disqus is still doing a daily episode review/recap?

  • Just die their hair and that’s all the convincing I’ll need.

  • Let down.

  • Right?

  • Indianamcclain

    Sony is making Tarantino’s next film.

  • sailor monsoon

    The future is a delightfully scary place

  • sailor monsoon

    I can’t defend him as ghost rider but if you watch the making of, you see how dedicated cage is to being crazy.
    He painted a skull on his face and wore an assortment of different voodoo medallions to get into character.

  • Poppity🍂

    I’m not against all actors playing crazy people! Just don’t hit me with Cage! LOL
    I got Mr. Poppity a Ghostrider Dorbz figurine (complete with his badass motorcycle) so I can’t hate Cage entirely because he did help bring that “superhero” to life on the big screen. His performance as Johnny Blaze did nothing for me, though.

  • sailor monsoon

    If that doesn’t seal the deal, nothing will

  • “Would you join me for dinner? Don’t waste your potential. I believe in you!”

  • sailor monsoon

    Keep it casual!
    Don’t tag her in any roasts!!

  • … I took Sailor’s advice. I’m in too deep!

    Yep, match looks interesting. And I’m only freaking out a little!

    EDIT: It’s Bumble (like Tinder, but only the women can initiate the conversation… it’s the best app so far).

  • sailor monsoon

    But willem dafoe plays crazy people!

  • That’s plenty 🙂 Good choices too!

  • That trailer completes me.

  • Poppity🍂

    Is it like Tinder? (I only know this by name, obviously.)
    Well, I would wait until you are more in the mood to write back. Plus you want to send her a message at a decent hour, so perhaps wait until later in the day after you have had some sleep.
    Does the match look interesting, at least? 🙂

  • Poppity🍂

    It’s not antagonistic at all, Ben. 🙂
    I do like a good amount modern actors. Here are some off of the top of my head: Ralph Fiennes, James Spader, Willem Dafoe, Stephen Rea, Gabriel Byrne. (No actresses pop into my head at the moment.) That doesn’t seem like very many, does it?

  • I like my cat more than most people. Sending you my thoughts, man.

  • I like mainstream poop.

    But seriously, I’m addicted to Amazon. I look forward to the drone that can fly in my window and feed me the cereal I just ordered.

  • Do you have a favorite modern actor, Pops? (this reads antagonistic, but I’m just curious).

  • sailor monsoon

    But honestly, they’ve saved me a fort knox amount of money because they have some of the most obscure shit imaginable

  • sailor monsoon

    Amazon snatches up a shit ton of cheap-o movies.
    A billion pounds of coal to get get 5 ounces of diamonds

  • I think every title you suggested is on Amazon Streaming. I guess they have some deal with Mill Creek.

    EDIT: Or they’re all in the public domain/ they all have loose restrictions.

  • sailor monsoon

    They really do need to be watched back to back with a ton of booze

  • A well-balanced diet.

  • sailor monsoon

    But put on the back end of the list

  • sailor monsoon

    Not a bad fall back plan

  • I’ll add ’em to the list!

  • Instructions unclear, watching Iron Man.

  • sailor monsoon

    Strike while the iron is hot my man!

  • sailor monsoon

    I eat your skin
    TNT Jackson
    Count Dracula and his vampire bride
    The black godfather
    Are the only good ones

    Invasion of the bee girls
    Snowbeast
    Savage weekend
    Those 3 are really fun if your drunk

  • Let’s say my friend got a match on a dating app, and she sent him a message over an hour ago (he didn’t notice ’til now). He’s interested, but also tired. Should he reply now or wait until he’s rested and responsive?

    #AwkwardDatingSceneTalkOnFEx

  • My wallet thanks you, sir.

  • sailor monsoon

    I think i ended up watching like 5 of them.
    The best films in the collection are on YouTube

  • $32 on Amazon right now. I’m tempted, but probably won’t bite. Sounds like it’s mostly garbage, and terrible transfers. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3823785caac412ff8dc72059315321beabc00edd78fde626b8e5964d96c12d62.jpg

  • *blank stare*
  • sailor monsoon

    Dracula Club
    Assemble-!!

  • sailor monsoon

    Actors are a dime a-dozen and pretty faces are even cheaper, so I’m automatically attracted to people who don’t attach themselves to the easy roles like romantic comedies or action films.
    Pitt attaches himself to ideas.
    If he likes the director or the idea, he’ll sacrifice his paycheck to make sure the film gets made and i have nothing but respect for that work ethic

  • Poppity🍂

    I admire the way that you look at actors and attach yourself to interesting tidbits/qualities about them. This is very much the kind of optimism that @BB_Shy_Werewolf_Ben:disqus was referring to on another discussion and I think your take is extremely unique.

    Bette Davis was also an actress who loved taking on roles that made her look her worst. She almost thrived in it and it, at times, did bring out her strongest performances. 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    I think he has one of the most interesting filmographies of any actor.
    He went out of his way to avoid easy paychecks and never fell back on his looks.
    He went out of his way too look ugly most of the time

  • Poppity🍂

    I have seen 2 of them, clips of the others. He’s just not my style, like Cage and others. I won’t be so bold as to say that I’m stuck in B&W but I’d rather expand my knowledge in my preferred domain rather than force myself to try and like someone’s work. Unless, of course, I had to something equivalent to an AFI, in which case I would definitely go in blindingly.

  • But I’m eternally grateful for him providing this: https://youtu.be/NriOZ6ofj_Q

  • sailor monsoon

    1. Assassination
    2. 12 Monkeys
    3. Snatch
    4. Inglorious Basterds
    5. Curious case of Benjamin button
    Watch em pops!

  • Poppity🍂

    Canadian or American? 🙂

  • Poppity🍂

    You know very well that I haven’t. 😉
    I find Pitt to be overrated and not even the slightest bit good-looking. But, to each their own, as always.

  • sailor monsoon

    Have you seen the assassination of jesse james by the coward Robert Ford?

  • Poppity🍂

    It looks like it should be a cigarette ad or something. You can hardly see the picture of the tighty whities. LOL

  • sailor monsoon

    That is the reason we’re friends

  • sailor monsoon

    ….good

  • Poppity🍂

    *shaking head* Sailor, my boy, what am I going to do with you?

  • Poppity🍂

    And I thought you were perfect …. *sniff, sniff*

  • sailor monsoon

    He’s the only reason i was interested in it.
    And I’m not even his biggest fan

  • Fake news.

  • I’m having trouble articulating it, but I wouldn’t necessarily say that that indicates he agrees with the tweet. Was it really harsh? Could he just be acknowledging a troll?

  • ANARCHY

  • After I left my comment, I thought if I’d buy it if they tried to make them look younger, whether practically or digitally. It would definitely be a loss if they had few (or no) other DC movies.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    “But who’s counting”

    I am. 1 hour 23 minutes to go.

  • Fair enough. I did really like that the pilot gets captured in the end. The part that bothered me was when all the boats arrived, it was a little too much sudden “movie emotions” for me

  • Stray Donovan

    I won’t walk out of any franchise movie without sitting through the full credits now.

  • Stray Donovan

    1 hour 41 minutes to go. But who’s counting?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I didn’t feel that way because, in typical Nolan style, each victory and sentiment was tempered with psychological tragedy. Some characters pulled through, only to be hailed as heroes even though they only survived. The boy dies a hero but at the cost of the truth and the man who killed him knows he did it. And the pilot survives but is captured. God, it makes me emotional summing it up, but that ending was, in my mind, needed to show that not every part of life is as bleak as the hour and a half you just saw.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Oh my God man, my thoughts with you. I’d be messed up (and have been) if something happened to my cats.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Oh shit I didn’t even know. I feel like I should have known.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Apology not accepted.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Justice League has 2 credits scenes. Just letting you guys know. I have thoughts about the movie but I’ll save them for the dedicated thread.

  • Stray Donovan

    Also… Punisher!!!

  • Stray Donovan

    Congrats on 6 months guys.

  • Fair enough

  • Indianamcclain

    I’m not saying I couldn’t stand him, but he wasn’t an actor that I looked forward to seeing in a film. I was neither here nor there about him.

  • Indianamcclain

    I’ll never forget seeing that opening shot in IMAX. That was more immersive than anything I’d ever experienced in a movie theatre.

  • Indianamcclain

    I still love that opening fight scene set to Unforgettable.

  • Half the stuff nowadays they should be non stories. They will write about anything. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/67465bd5171a147321b42ee3d94469e9498bb7a3c371c83f1ab325d9ed595e54.jpg

  • *blank stare*

    50/50 right now, will see if he pulls through the night.

  • There wasn’t much of it, but it kind of takes me out of it: suddenly it feels like a typical movie when everything before was something else, something better.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Oh yeah, not a big fan of recent Whedon (he’s pretty full of himself) but this tweet thing should be a non-story.

  • They’re saying Whedon shouldn’t do Batgirl now. Which is fine by me. Despite his two strong MCU outings the guy gives off a strange vibe.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I dunno, the schmaltz felt earned as well as underplayed. I’d take the ending to Dunkirk any day of the week over the sentimentality of a war film like Saving Private Ryan or Fury. But then again, I’m a person who think Nolan does pretty damn well with emotional moments, so what do I know?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yeah, seems like a weird thing to get bent out of shape about but DC fans are constantly on edge from what I can see.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Dude! I hope your cat is ok.

  • *blank stare*

    Cat got bit by a brown snake. Going to go bite it back.

  • TheGreenMalice

    meh.

  • YOU MANIACS!
    WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT!
    IT’S NOT THE WEEKEND!

  • DryButSoupy

    Yeah. This planet needs an enema.
    https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-07-2015/8vNOOK.gif

  • *blank stare*

    I desperately want one of those new VR drones with a gimble-mounted camera.

    We live in an age where for a few thousand dollars, you can basically transform into a bird.

  • Joss Whedon liked a tweet that bashed JL and the world is going batshit crazy.

  • One does not simply recast Jeremy Irons and JK Simmons in those roles.

  • Personally I still don’t love Keaton as Batman, but I also hold no nostalgia for the Burton flicks.

  • I’m pretty confident Reeves planned trilogy will be its own thing. It’s supposedly early Bats too, so they’d probably recast Alfred and Gordon regardless (if those characters even show up).

  • William Dhalgren

    Hey, man, I’m happy with running water and air conditioning.

  • William Dhalgren

    Might as well cast a piece of toast as your Batman.

  • William Dhalgren

    That’s what folks said about Keaton.

  • William Dhalgren

    You tell ’em!

  • William Dhalgren

    That movie was so good.

  • It’s starting to feel like Taken in its believability.

  • Very much so.

  • William Dhalgren

    Haven’t has a chance yet. But we will. We were both stoked about it. I really appreciate your recs and the vast store of knowledge you have in that shiny, bald head of yours.

  • I did

  • Indianamcclain

    Just the fact that it bombed.

  • sailor monsoon

    That’s all you need

    Speaking of things, Did he check out son of the white mare?

  • William Dhalgren

    4. Things and stuff.

  • sailor monsoon

    You go check it out

  • sailor monsoon

    3. Sailor

  • I see… now is that a good thing?

  • TheDeadFellow

    Finished Thelma and Louise. One of the most proudly feminist pictures I’ll ever see. I think it says something about Ridley Scott that one of his most emotionally gentle films involves near rape, murder, and robbery.

  • Same.

  • William Dhalgren

    Well, I bought him one back. It evened out.

    😛

  • Y’all go check out the overview.

  • I’d have somebody else in mind too if the lead actor kept changing his mind on continuing with the role everyday.

    Seriously hope they keep Affleck aboard tho. But I guess the earlier you recast in a shared universe the better.

  • William Dhalgren

    2. William’s magnetic personality.

  • TheDeadFellow

    You lucky fuck.

  • sailor monsoon

    Top 10 Reasons William and Sailor Are Friends
    1. On A Silver Globe

  • William Dhalgren

    How are we friends…

  • sailor monsoon

    My brain is wired exactly like Buzzfeed

  • William Dhalgren

    I don’t remember much about it at all. I don’t remember disliking it per se.

  • William Dhalgren

    LOL Sailor. You and your ranking system.

  • sailor monsoon

    Top 10 best moments in a superhero movie

  • William Dhalgren

    Say what you will about Watchmen or, more broadly, Zack Snyder; this intro is fucking brilliant.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h24D87SqaLQ

  • sailor monsoon

    I get it a lot during the roasts

  • William Dhalgren

    He wasn’t onscreen much at all, true. But I bought his performance more than any of the others. That guy has a natural charisma that you just can’t fake.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’d never seen that warning from Disqus before. It felt like a personal attack on my character.

  • sailor monsoon

    Disqus finally figured out your secret.
    That you’re an owl in disguise

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Who?

    Disqus: ”You have already made this comment.”

    What?!

  • sailor monsoon

    He’s one of my favorite movie stars

  • Suicide Squad is also trash, but I liked it too, the fun characters made me not care about all the other shit

  • Yes.

  • sailor monsoon

    Troma’s new film

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Who?

  • Huh. To me Poe seemed likable but also completely bland and barely in the movie anyways.
    I do think he will get some bigger part though

  • I knew those homeless had a secret agenda all along.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    He’s definitely got the moves.

  • Lol I bought it probably in 2011/12 and I feel now looking back I was too young and it was too late to fully give it proper attention. I’m watching it once more before I pawn it off on my friend.

    And yes it was a blind buy for me too.

  • William Dhalgren

    I think I know why you’d say that, but, just in case I’m wrong, you want to tell us why?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Prisoners was incredible.

  • I think I’m the opposite. Margot Robbie is about the only redeeming factor of SS. Leto wasn’t bad tho.

  • sailor monsoon

    Everything before Brokeback Mountain

  • William Dhalgren

    I like Poe most out of all the new characters. I hope he gets a bit bigger part, but I’m not holding out hope with the direction SW seems to be headed.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Dark Knight in imax was my first imax viewing. The experience was overwhelming and unforgettable.

  • sailor monsoon

    He was always my choice for daredevil

  • William Dhalgren

    Met him and Edgerton in New Orleans. Driver is dry shy. Edgerton was super nice. Bought me a pint.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Gonna head to the theatre to see Justice League. However good or bad this movie is, it feels pretty cool that a live-action Justice League movie exists.

  • sailor monsoon

    He’s far better in nightcrawler and he was robbed a nomination but prisoners was the first one that made me take notice

  • William Dhalgren

    Same.

  • Why couldn’t you stand him? (same goes for @sailormonsoon:disqus )
    Donnie Darko, Brokeback Mountain, Source Code, Enemy
    Even before Nightcrawler he consistently was in good/great movies in which he himself was also good/great.

  • William Dhalgren

    Thelma and Louise is solid, man. I haven’t seen the other two.

  • William Dhalgren

    You and Al Franken have one thing in common at least.

  • Indianamcclain

    Soak it in while you can. Blade Runner 2049 might be the last film of its kind for a little while.

  • William Dhalgren

    It was the least interesting thing about the movie for me.

  • William Dhalgren

    I haven’t even seen trailers for those films.

  • Indianamcclain

    I heard that Josh Hartnet was originally approached to be Nolan’s Batman. I can’t even imagine what that would’ve been like.

  • Indianamcclain

    He’s good in Prisoners, but I think Jackman’s performance may’ve overshadowed Gyllenhall’s a bit. In Nightcrawler Gyllenhall’s performance is at the forefront.

  • sailor monsoon

    He’d be one hell of an intense batman

  • Indianamcclain

    Dunkirk is coming back to theatres on December 1. I’m hoping to see it in IMAX one more time. I remember the Dark Knight being rereleased in IMAX around January 2009. I still regret not going.

  • sailor monsoon

    Prisoners was the one that got me.
    It should’ve been Brokeback Mountain though

  • Indianamcclain

    Nightcrawler turned me around on him as an actor.

  • Indianamcclain

    The performances make the movie.

  • Indianamcclain

    I liked Suicide Squad, BvS was trash though.

  • Indianamcclain

    I can’t wait to discuss this movie with you guys after I see it tomorrow.

  • Indianamcclain

    I think he should have died. It felt like the whole movie was building up to his death then dropped the ball at the end.

  • He’s great! I just can’t see him as Batman. Totally willing to see it happen, though.

  • sailor monsoon

    I think he still has the looks

  • sailor monsoon

    I’ve come around hard on Gyllenhaal.
    He used to be an actor i couldn’t stand but now he’s one of my favorites of this generation

  • Gyllenhaal is awesome and I believe he could nail it…
    But the problem never was Afleck who does a great job, it’s the DCEU itself. Hopefully whatever Batman movie we are getting in the future will be very much stand-alone

  • Supposedly Reeves wants Jake Gyllenhaal. I don’t see it, but I also wouldn’t have guessed Heath Ledger would be a good Joker.

    Either way, Jake seems to get caught up in every superhero casting.

  • Reeves is taking casting meetings? Seems like we’re getting a new Bats even sooner than I thought. I’d love for them to explain Affleck’s departure in script (like with The Flash screwing with time and space*), but whatever works for the story.

    *Or at least do that to wipe out BVS.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Settled on Thelma and Louise tonight. From what I’m seeing so far, it’s easily one of Scott’s more empathetic films. Right at the point where the gang is out the hotel and Brad Pitt is shirtless (my God did he look pretty way back when).

  • TheDeadFellow
  • You are my American counter part.

  • I agree with everything you said, except I don’t think it deserves a rewatch. That was a blind buy I got rid of immediately. What a chore to get through.

  • sailor monsoon

    Yes

  • TheDeadFellow

    Meanwhile, I rewatched Your Name the other day and wound up being a puddle of emotion/confusion than I was the first time around.

  • That’s what she said.

  • I liked it a lot, but seemingly turning everyone in the city into an assassin snapped my suspension of disbelief.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Lucky prick.

  • We’re both waiting for @thegreenmalice:disqus aren’t we?

  • I still would’ve liked to hear what Vangelis might’ve done, but I thought Zimmer’s score was great.

  • sailor monsoon

    Batman is the franchise

  • sailor monsoon

    Sailor is a jump to third base kinda guy

  • I’m constantly amazed and afraid if the future.

  • King Alvarez

    It definitely didn’t. I liked it for what it was, but the first one is a classic. Atomic Blonde is in the same boat as JW2.

  • I’d put BR 2049 quite a bit above Dunkirk, though I really liked the latter too. Villeneuve and Nolan certainly are amongt best modern directors, it will never be boring just to look at their movies.

    Anyways, I found Dunkirk a little schmaltzy towards the ends (Nolan isn’t very good with emotional moments in general imo, and here it also showed a little), and the for him typical out-of-order structure felt unneeded and a little gimmicky.

  • Oh actually IT was my favorite this year.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Seriously underrated gem.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Yep. From what I hear of Atomic Blonde it sounds like that directing duo might have been better off sticking together and melding their strengths.

    I’m glad you said this though, I was under the impression that I was the only one who didn’t think it lived up to the original at all.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Plus the first one managed to avoid having the violence be meaningless, but I actually got bored watching him waste mooks. It was one faceless battle after another (the only standout being him vs. Common around the subway).

  • Ditto, word for word.
    Still not a bad movie, but underwhelming and more forgettable than the 1st

  • Cap_N_Jack

    IT’s amazing that I can type the letter ‘JL RT’ into a computer and the algorithms know what I want. Truly we live in astounding times. Unless you’re Ben Affleck.

  • Didn’t care for that one that much, even though that whole assassin underworld was still great. But I found the plot meh, and people holding guns kept running towards John Wick, even in larger spaces! It’s a long-range weapon you morons

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Take this friendship slow man. Focus on how much we hate Kubo before jumping us into more complex topics.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    It’s second for me behind Dunkirk but it’s a thinker. I find I like BR: 2049 more a few weeks later than I did the night I saw it. That ending…

  • Cap_N_Jack

    I’ve been listening to the score a ton. People tend to hate on it for being zimmer-y, but I love it.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Eh, I wanted to like it more than I did. The line about killing the pope was gold and the world-building was fun but it lost too much of what I liked about the first one (streamlined plot, solid emotional stakes, and excellent fight scenes that didn’t feel forced).

  • John Wick Chapter 2 is still solid.

  • I’m gonna devour that blu-ray.

  • Truth. Probably the best movie of 2017 that I saw

  • Right. Ill update the list since people have picked movies and dropped out.

  • I thought they had learned!

  • sailor monsoon

    Any of the films not yet taken

  • sailor monsoon

    I’m still thinking about brawl in cellblock 99

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Everyone is talking about Thor and Justice League and I’m over here obsessing over how much I loved Blade Runner still.

  • sailor monsoon

    Why did you make that bet??

  • Every time you refresh it’s lower, haha

  • God dammit the JL RT score just went down

  • Spotify playlist starts to “get” my preferences: Good
    I keep stopping what I’m doing to save tracks to my library: Bad

  • … is probably leaving the franchise

  • Waiting.

  • Matchstick Men was awesome. I saw it in the theater.

  • I forgot what the choices even were.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Seen both of those. I’m mainly asking out of those specific three. Legend isn’t half bad but Matchstick Men is one of his best, easily.

  • Seconded for Matchstick Men, it’s great

  • DryButSoupy

    Legend. Underrated, in my humble opinion. Matchstick Men is actually pretty good, too.

  • sailor monsoon

    Send me a link to the choices

  • Neither. Film sucks although deserves a rewatch. It’s just extremely boring and too long with not enough action.

  • Motherfecker.

    And im writing 3 essays this weekend so how about next Saturday. Did you even tell me a film?

    Edit: I now understand what you meant. Weep, Whedon how could you do this to me!

  • This works out good for me because I’m taking tomorrow off to see Justice League. 3 day weekend baby!

  • sailor monsoon

    Oh, it’s not going any higher

  • *blank stare*

    A Good Year to see Ridley make a movie for Ridley (and Crowe).

    Thelma and Louise though.

  • or down… mwahahahahahahahaha

  • sailor monsoon

    But Batman…

  • I don’t have to look at the bright side since I don’t care about the DCEU and wasn’t going to see the movie anyways.

  • sailor monsoon
  • sailor monsoon

    I’m 58% dyslexic and 100% blind, you son of a bitch!!

  • sailor monsoon

    Thelma and Louise

  • TheDeadFellow

    Have been curious on that one. Would you recommend the theatrical version or unrated cut?

  • Look on the bright side; it’s better than BvS and SS at least!

  • TheDeadFellow

    Pennywise has a message for ya’ll

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvlxs1QlQv8

  • Robin Hood

  • TheDeadFellow

    Already have. Love that one btw, though I consider its successor Kingdom of Heaven to be better and more thematically richer.

  • Gladiator.

  • Lol. Ah, you caught my typo before the edit lol.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Thinking of watching a Ridley Scott movie I haven’t seen before tonight. I’ve got three options: Thelma and Louise, Body of Lies and A Good Year. Any one wanna point me in the right direction?

  • I liked TFA a lot. Just wasn’t very memorable to me.

  • Only because i fixed it and didn’t want anyone to feel bad. If i could have edited i would have. You can post your thursday comment again. And thanks for being on the ball with me.

  • TheDeadFellow

    And so continues my eternal struggle of being of the few nerds on the new who actually liked TFA.

  • It’s just the general tone of JL that bothers me. It seems it’s not passing the uncanny valley test. Hopefully, the majority does and there’s a lot of scenes set in the real world

  • He and Rey were the high-points of an otherwise stale movie. For now the only thing at all that keeps me interested in the sequels is seeing where their story is going

  • My comment was deleted :'(

  • I can see that. Not many of the new characters were memorable to me.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Not all of the reviews are completely abhorrent. The Double Toasted guys, for example, were a lot more positive than I expected them to be, especially when you compare what their feelings were on BVS and Suicide Squad.

  • I’m not sure what that is. Americans. Unless you mean CvS.

  • TheDeadFellow

    It’s probably because I loved his character a lot; He was a whiny, try hard weenie who ends up making his already rough life even worse in the process of trying to be a badass. Out of all the new characters to come forth in the new trilogy, he easily became my favorite.

  • Better than an underwear brand? Doubtful.

  • Bacon.

  • Haven’t read any yet and don’t think I will until I see it on Saturday. But it HAS to be better than BvS

  • About what I expected, but they’ll still get my money.

  • Some pepperoni, oregano and hot sauce? Baby, we got a stew goin’

  • Also, I’m just gonna go ahead and address the big elephant in the room:
    How about those Justice League reviews huh?

  • Cheese. Always cheese.

  • I wasn’t impressed with Adam Driver in TFA. It seemed stale to me. Such a 180 from the Logan Lucky trailer

  • Every pizza is a personal pizza with the same outlook.

  • I am looking forward to seeing that. Daniel Craig looks like he is having the time of his life.

  • sailor monsoon

    Everything is an open thread if you believe in yourself

  • TheDeadFellow

    When I saw The Force Awakens, Adam Driver almost immediately became one of my favorite contemporary actors. Felt slightly blessed to see he was in some really high profile projects last year like Midnight Special and Silence.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Still writing the Cruel Intentions review but it’s coming along pretty good so far. Also seeing Murder On The Orient Express this Sunday. Hope I have fun with that.

  • I saw Logan Lucky which I was really looking forward to.
    How could you not want to see James Bond, Kylo Ren and Gambit get together playing rednecks?
    It was a fun ride, but not really memorable, I feel like I already forgot most of it. The leads were all well acted though, Adam Driver in particular is a damn fine actor…

  • Kinda! But i fixed what Duke said. Also, with this new phone i have i am typibg like Sailor.

  • No need to apologize!

  • My apologies for thinking the previous anniversary post was an open thread…

  • sailor monsoon

    First!

    Oh, wait.
    That’s not right

  • *Checks calendar. Notices it’s thursday*
    Mid-week my ass.

    Also, you forgot J-Mart up above!

    Edit: and Indiana McClane, and Joe Newman.