Everything & Nothing: Rest This Weekend With a Belly Full of Turkey

You guys and gals know the drill; “Everything & Nothing” is a weekend open post where anything goes. Okay, maybe not anything; but it’s a place to chat about stuff in the reel and real world.

Another week has come and gone, and Thanksgivings are officially done all around the world (You Americans are always last to get the memo, aren’t you?).

No Roast this week, we’re all burnt out. They’ll be back next weekend, so give some suggestions of movies to roast and keep in mind that there are a lot of bad Christmas movies.

Otherwise, enjoy your weekend Exiles.

  • Indianamcclain

    Well said.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Add the movie Go to that list. It’s not Christmas-y per se, but it takes place around Christmas.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    It’s bittersweet seeing Phil Hartman. I watch this movie every year so it’s always good to see him again and he’s hilarious in this movie, but it’s sad that he’s not with us anymore.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s obviously the best of the bunch and is the best of the “is my dummy actually killing people or am i crazy?” Sub-genre.

  • I saw a ventriloquist dummy, and was sold.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s in the top tier of horror anthologies.
    Like strong number 3 or 4

  • Indeed. I think it’s $1 to rent, $3 to own (SD only). After I get some cashback for lenient delivery times, I might just buy it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    True.
    Dead of night isn’t anywhere.
    But i believe you can rent it from Amazon

  • Only because SCWM was free… I need to pay for a couple of these, and I broke the bank this weekend!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It hurts my heart to my core that you watched Santa claus with muscles before dead of night

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yoooooooouuuuuuuu
    Tuuuuuuubbbbeeee

  • I won’t be able to stream these anywhere, will I? haha

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • You tease.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I have 5 films i know you’ve never seen but you don’t get them till December

  • Thanks! Nice morning to you too! Enjoy writing!

  • 🎅Poppity🤶

    You outdid yourself on your last nickname. It’s really clever! 😀
    Well, I’m off to do some writing. Since it’s technically morning for you, too, I wish you a nice morning!

  • He sure is! And I sure did! I’ve tried on desktop and mobile. I’m at a loss (but I don’t mind just coming up with festive nicknames 😉

  • 🎅Poppity🤶

    The older ones got older and then we lost our minds and had more kids. haha It’s ok … it is true that the day will come when we can get our house semi-decent again, just in time for the grandkids to destroy it.
    Thanks! I had to put up Bing because he’s the greatest. I still wish you could get those emojis to work. Have you tried the cut and paste option via PC?

  • Maybe when they’re older you’ll catch a second wind… But hey, you’re showing holiday spirit in Disqus, at least! Nice avatar/Santa emoji!

  • 🎅Poppity🤶

    LOL I hate Hangouts for the non-edit option. It reveals my true colours. 😉
    I used to be holiday crazy myself but I suppose having kids will take the wind out of you. My youngest will murder the tree and every nice ornament so it hasn’t even come to our minds to put it up.

  • Haha, I just fudged my mobile keyboard. My “EDIT” should be visible now.

  • I also think it’s weirdly cynical, but I haven’t seen it in a few years.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Jingle All the Way is one of the greatest Christmas movies of all time and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees in real life.

  • 🎅Poppity🤶

    Acronyms!!!! Urban dictionary, stat! (I’m behind the times!)

  • 🎅Poppity🤶

    It’s not my fav and I always get stressed when they go into the stores with the ensuing mob crowds. I suppose, too, it breaks my heart to see Phil Hartman.

  • I tgunk

    EDIT: Whoops, and I’m not even drunk.
    I think there was a time I wanted to ignore Christmas before December 1st, but I’m holiday crazy these days. I shift from Halloween to Thanksgiving to Christmas without hesitation.

  • 🎅Poppity🤶

    I’ll have to think about it. I’m finishing up my David Lean cycle so I’m still in British mode. Frankly, I haven’t even thought about putting up a Christmas tree or anything. I guess my habits are slowly becoming more European because some people here still only decorate on Christmas Eve.

  • You think? I bet you’d have some solid recommendations. I’m still pretty wet behind the ears.

  • 🎅Poppity🤶

    There’s probably nothing I could recommend to you that you haven’t seen. I’ll review some Classics mid-December that are pretty solid but naturally they are bit cheesy.

  • I put it in the lower tier of Christmas comedies, but it’s dumb fun.

  • I was just thinking that! Although I did get some recommendations from Exiles a couple weeks ago. And I’m currently viewing Better Watch Out, which I’m enjoying.

  • Poppity🍂

    You need a quality Christmas film list otherwise you’ll get burnt out just like after Halloween.

  • I reap what I sow.

  • Poppity🍂

    De-tox!!!! Poor Ben!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Well, it’s fucking amazing.

  • Jingle All the Way seems like It’s A Wonderful Life after Santa with Muscles.

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • TheGreenMalice

    I don’t think it would matter since it links to your account, and you have to be logged in and check-in within a certain distance before you can actually purchase a ticket.

  • Billy D

    It works and it’s devastating and uncomfortable at the same time, and I think the reason why is really hard to articulate. That’s why it’s easier to lampoon than really talk about. I guess ultimately I think it’s a small bit of humanity shown to someone who has seen so little of it for so long. It’s the only way she can think of to try and establish a human connection with this person she loves/loved. It’s an intimate moment, but it’s also awkward and futile and clumsy and all the more human for that because we are messy creatures. Our lives and emotions and relationships are messy, and that scene kind of encapsulates the general helplessness we all have felt at times in our lives.

    Or something like that.

  • Frankly I’m surprised I thought to do that.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Unblur that shit son

  • So… there’s Miss Universe talks going on here? Huh. Wth Joshua?

    Anyways, apparently Pixar made another top-tier movie, so that’s definitively something we’ll have to check out. Weird, I haven’t heard anything about Coco up until like a week ago.
    Is the original voicework in english or spanish? I’m not sure which version I should see

  • Poppity🍂

    How did you like Coco? One of my kids is seeing that with his Spanish class (in Spanish) next week.

  • Poppity🍂

    Suuuuure. 😉

  • King Alvarez

    Go for it junior.

  • Excellent!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Im not desperate Pops!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    He is trying all right.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Can we roast you?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Nope because there is so much wookie screaming and it’s not worth roasting.

  • King Alvarez

    Done!

  • Still moving!

  • King Alvarez

    I’m trying my best.

  • LOL be nice

  • King Alvarez

    Can we roast Josh’s Miss Universe Commentary?

  • King Alvarez
  • Exactly. Ben gets it.

  • Indianamcclain

    It’s certainly one of the most uncomfortable prison visits I’ve ever seen on film.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I believe all their comedies end on a sweet note.
    Except burn after reading

  • I haven’t seen it in ages. Also just dawned on me that Lebowski ends kinda (bitter)sweet. This is rocking my winter world.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Then you’ll be in heaven!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Raising Arizona had a sweet ending

  • Although now I’m kinda wondering if the sweet ending was from them.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a better punchline to my joke, so I’ll take it

  • “San Diego Fine Woodworkers Association”

    I lol’d

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It 100% feels like a coen bros film

  • Sailor Monsoon

    SDFWA

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    SMH

  • I see that movie in a whole new light.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m surprised nobody has tried to remake it with Hugh Jackman.
    Or Karl Urban.
    Or Russell Crowe (if he’s desperate)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They ghost wrote it as well

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s that hive mind mentality.
    Nobody wants to look like an asshole contrarian, so you get a million motherfuckers all parroting the exact same shit.

  • “Today I learned”
    I didn’t know the Coens produced Bad Santa.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    If that is an acronym, i don’t know what it is

  • Poppity🍂

    Not a chance. I hate Star Wars but, most of all, I can’t stand Chewbacca. He drives me bonkers.

  • Poppity🍂

    I can’t argue with that. He would have never been able to disguise his accent anyways. At least he helped launch film interest in Australia and New Zealand. His son is also an accomplished filmmaker. Let’s just enjoy Dundee’s retirement days. 🙂

  • TIL

  • Poppity🍂

    I. Don’t. Understand. Millennials.

  • Poppity🍂

    Not always, my friend. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The sequels prove Paul Hogan is not and should never have been a movie star.
    The man was charming in exactly one role.
    A role that boils down to the punchline that is “isn’t Australia fucking wacky?”

  • Poppity🍂

    He has not worked a day in his life and lives with his folks who take care of his every need. I wouldn’t really take his word for it on this one. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s really the coen bros that should get the lions share of making that film work

  • Poppity🍂

    You don’t know Paul Hogan? Craaaazy.

  • Poppity🍂

    After my latest AFI nightmare, I can honestly say that some things are completely inexplicable when it comes to certain decades/periods of time in cinema. Some of these films receiving accolades are really beyond belief. They are just passing trends that are painfully still with us.

  • Poppity🍂

    The Drug Lordy sequel is awful. Nothing tops the one were he goes to L.A. The acting is fucking atrocious, Jere Burns has a starring role, and Tyson has a cameo before he made his “comeback”. Need I say more?

  • Poppity🍂

    It really was an original movie and it stands the test of time. Avoid the sequels if you can. *cringe*

  • Poppity🍂

    Two other desperate dudes watching Miss World. 😉
    (Perhaps only @Blackbirdblues:disqus will catch this humour.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvDXsIm9Zk

  • I’m watching Bad Santa 2.
    I miss Terry Zwigoff.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I thought about emmet otters jug band Christmas but i don’t think it’s on YouTube

  • Right! I was thinking of putting Jack Frost in the lottery, but forgot about it. Maybe another week before Christmas.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s really fucking boring but my god is it ridiculous.
    I’m interested to see how it will play.
    I’m still down for jack frost

  • Maybe we can start with that, but have a backup chosen in case it drags. Holiday Special + Lottery

  • As sad as it sounds, it’s also a little thrilling to be able to snatch something off the shelf. Clicking “Order Now” just ain’t the same.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I might be perfect or it might bore everyone to tears

  • Billy D

    Darn. I was gonna post a vid!

  • Good bc we only roast the worst parts! Ain’t that right J-Mart!
    @joshuamartyniouk:disqus

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I glad you said something because i was just going to pretend i understood what the hell you were saying

  • Much of it is online now. It wasn’t a mobscene in my town.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s distasteful and i don’t like it

  • Nope!

  • Billy D

    Fucking white heteropatriarchy!

  • Billy D

    It’s their mating ritual.

  • Billy D

    You’re serious?

  • Billy D

    Jesus, sometimes my comments look like a guy with four fingers typed them. I need to do a better job proofreading these shits before I flush them.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    And the best part isn’t on YouTube

  • Ah luckily the lineups weren’t bad for me.

  • Perfect for roasting!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s gotten much less shitty over the years

  • DryButSoupy

    And flippin’ Maude, dude. Maude.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Have you seen it?
    Because it’s 65% Chewbaccas screeching at each other

  • DryButSoupy

    Well…for another 364 days, anyway. I just hate crowds. Lines. Traffic. Assholes who aren’t me. I don’t have the patience for it.

  • TheGreenMalice

    I stopped playing The Evil Within. That gameplay just doesn’t work for me anymore.

  • Ah classic Simpsons.

  • As someone who stills prefers buying physical it’s nice to get certain things at the price they won’t be at for another 2-3 years.

  • Cmon. Ben needs this!

  • You make a good point.

  • TheGreenMalice

    Sometimes I even lose track.

  • DryButSoupy

    I don’t do “black friday.” Fuck that bullshit.

  • DryButSoupy
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Kanye West shoulder shrug gif

  • DryButSoupy

    How can she be Miss Universe if all the contestants are from a single planet? This is the kind of hubris that is going to get advanced civilizations pissed off at us.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    We were cool with the sequel but it wasn’t as hot as the first one

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You don’t get to pick anymore
    Mr. Bone Tomahawk

  • Billy D

    I can see that.

  • No, what is Bang Bros? Is it like a version of Stomp?

  • Billy D

    Sometimes I think I want to go back to a time before the internet existed and stop it from being invented.

  • Crikey!

  • Works for me!

  • I actually think we should all agree to roast this this weekend
    https://youtu.be/Z_mmWCuYS0o

  • I read it! Excellent work!

  • Different guy Josh.

  • Billy D

    I’ve known you long enough that I should know when you are bullshitting, but…

  • Billy D

    That how little Star Wars ares for you, Sailor.

  • Billy D

    Wait, is Basement Bros a play on the name Bang Bros?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Same here!

  • Billy D

    I haven’t bought a single thing.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The animated Clone Wars made my list.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    No as long as you saw most of the films.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The guy died tragically from a sting ray stinging him.

  • Billy D

    Longer than that.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Miss Universe 2017 Is Miss South Africa!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I forgot he had a 7 year contract.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I got my rankings done Duke after writing for 3 hours it’s finally done!
    It’s really funny and very good!

  • Billy D

    The boob-against-glass scene.

  • Holy guacamole that’s insane. And yea it made $328M worldwide on a budget of $8.8M. It’s truly remarkable.

  • EXCELLENT

  • My Samsung earbuds survived the washer and dryer.
    If only their chargers were so durable.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s not a bad film at all but paul hogan co-hosted the oscars that year because of that film.
    We were obsessed and i don’t get it.
    It’s an entertaining film but America treated it like the second coming

  • Alrighty.
    I’m not sure where he is, but I’ll let him know ASAP.

  • Can still send me your rankings lol. Blurbs aren’t mandatory.

    Also ask mike if he wants to do it.

  • I don’t think I can contribute. I’d just be parroting things I’ve heard about the movies.

    – Empire is the best one
    – A New Hope is less exciting, but essential
    – Ewoks are dumb
    – Jar-Jar is dumb, politics are boring
    – Attack of the Clones is the worst prequel
    – Revenge of the Sith is the best prequel
    – (insert prequel memes)
    – The Force Awakens is a remake
    – Rogue One is fan service

  • It’s not a bad film. Ends like every other 80s film where the guy and girl embrace and then freeze frame.

  • go to exodus and I renamed it Wotchboard SW ranking

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The holiday special made my list
    That’s how little i care about star wars

  • Sailor Monsoon

    America was obsessed with that fucking movie for like two years.
    It’s inexplicable.

  • Which thread had the instructions in it?

  • Well as long as you’ve seen all of them that’s good enough!

  • I’m not a Star Wars guy… Does that matter?

  • That’s a Bummer.

    Also email me your SW rankings and blurbs when you get a chance!

  • Btw, I’m sick of holiday comedies trying to top the chaos of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

  • I didn’t.
    We chatted on Bumble for like 2 days.
    BB_Ben has no game.

  • Im surprised they brought back Steve Harvey back for this year’s Miss Universe

    Any press is good press.

  • Deck the Halls

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    6 movies?!
    Never mind what I said 2 is fine!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Oh yeah the SW rankings gimmie a sec.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m planning date #2 asap.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There’s actually 6 of them and they’re all terrible.
    2 is the only one worth watching

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Miss Philippines is moving on and last year she was Miss Universe.
    Things are looking good for The Philippines and she is beautiful!
    Next woman moving to the finals is… Miss Venezuela and she is pretty with a sexy accent.
    Mis Jamaica is also moving on and she is very pretty and Jamaican woman are the best and have great accents! Miss China is kinda eh and her smile is creepy and her voice is off.
    That’s all folks now it’s time for the swimsuit round!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes that is what I mean Sailor.
    It will be an interesting experience!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You mean 3 silent night deadly night movies?

  • Do you go on dates?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    There’s 3 parts so 3X the roasting.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Huh?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I think if we did that we should watch all 3 parts as they all look like bad movies but good choice.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Silent night deadly night 2

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes and we talk and sit next to each other and it was homecoming with a Disney theme.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yes Columbia is so pretty and she really wants Harvey and she is so gorgeous and reminds me of Gal Gadot, she made a shady speech about loser next up is… USA! YES GO USA and wow is she pretty and smart! My kind of lady! YES BRAZIL! Brazilian woman are the best! CANADA is also moving on! WOW look at her and her voice and everything is perfect.
    Stayed tuned to see who wins this beauty pageant.

  • That’s a good one.

  • so you still with that girl from Disney dance?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    A Christmas Story 2

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Miss Thailand is so pretty!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I wasn’t burning Ben about being single as I used to be single and love the single life!
    I had a GF since the beginning of Junior year!

  • Also everyone reply with a movie to roast for next weekend. Try to find stuff that is easily accessible. And remember that lots of Christmas movies are playing on tv so that could bring in the folks.

    I’ll start things off with Grinch 2000

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Im surprised they brought back Steve Harvey back for this year’s Miss Universe.
    Spain is super hot, Ireland is pretty and her dress is so sparkly,Croatia is tall and beautiful and the final person from europe is Great Britan who looks like a Victoria Secret model and I love her accent.
    Which girl are you rooting for to win Miss Universe 2017?
    Go Spain and USA!

  • Watching Crocodile Dundee and what I love is that this film was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It works out all the time

  • I emailed you btw.

  • Oh man I thought Josh was just burning Ben about being single. I didn’t know he had a gf date thing!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Online or app dating rarely works out.

  • J-Mart gonna be so frugal that he’ll be able to retire at the age of 50

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh no
    I was rooting for you two

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    “Yeah im kinda crazy dont judge.”
    Also she loves starting drama and had an awful ex boyfriend but I could ask her why.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That’s what i’m doing and once I get a job my bank account is going to skyrocket!

  • J-Mart gonna have some sweet interest if he locking it away in a bank

  • But why do you say she is crazy?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m dating a crazy girl who doesn’t mind my personality and traits and wouldn’t change anything plus she is a gamer so i’m super lucky because gamer girls are so rare to find nowadays.

  • I’m dating a crazy girl
    they force you to be something you don’t want to be
    I am very lucky

    Wat.

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Hey it’s not your fault Ben when your dating someone they force you to be something you don’t want to be and change your whole life and I am very lucky not to have a clingy girl like that.
    Clingy girls are the worst especially stalkers.

  • Fibbin’ and showboatin’

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Now Ben is in trouble now!
    So much trouble that he has detention with me!
    This is going to be so much fun!

  • I don’t blame them.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    No comment needed.
    Girls are mysterious creatures and are very picky with guys.

  • No comment.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Oh what happened?
    Did she not want to talk to you on bumble?
    You’ll find someone one day Ben!
    I’m dating a crazy girl!
    J-Mart loves crazy girls!
    The crazier the better!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Dogs only smell when they get wet
    P.S. Cats smell as well and scratch and hurt you.
    They are savage animals that deserve to be out in the wild and not someone’s pet.

  • To each his own.
    P.S. Dogs smell.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Speaking of dates?
    How are you doing with your lady?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    All cats are nuisances to me as I like dogs way more than cats.

  • I’m just spending money I’d be spending on dates.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m predicting your future and warning you that you need to stop your addiction to buying stuff on Black Friday or it will cost you something near and dear to you.

  • Ripley ain’t no nuisance.

  • You’re pushing it, kid.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    They are competing with online shopping so of course they would do that.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Best Buy wants your money Duke!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I have my on shtick and Sailor doesn’t mind at all if I borrow his.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/748b4b886fdc11cd62c8eb337bd769e210d88eabe9d2677d1ed04bef8a4dc904.gif
    I love crossing lines.
    I like dogs more than cats anyways.
    Cats are nuisances.

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It should be watched at film school as punishment for sleeping in class.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Something will catch your eyes.
    That’s how Black Friday works Ben.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You guys just wasting your money on pointless items while im saving money!
    Do the J-Mart way!

  • I thought I was done and then I stop at Best Buy and they got the 3 Arrowverse shows over 50% slashed.

  • I broke my budget. I hope nothing catches my eye tomorrow.

  • Black Friday continued to get me real good.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Somebody sounds mighty jealous

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Sailor agrees with attic bros

  • It’s not like I freebase it… often.

  • We should be taking notes.

  • Livin’ on the edge.

  • It’s true, we’re not very niche.

  • I won’t diss you on the channel.

  • The line.
    You’ve crossed it.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    He is drowning in super spicy hot sauce.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yeah you should be on My Strange Addiction if they ever do a Hot Sauce episode.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I wouldn’t eat those 7 hot sauces if I were you and ulcers are holes in your stomach!
    You need to fix that pronto or everytime you swallow food you will be in serious pain.
    Go to a hospital Ben! Seriously stop risking your life for hot sauce.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Wow what a sad excuse of a guy risking his life to get views and subs and likes.
    Pitiful!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Typical Bros works as well!

  • Joshua Martyniouk
  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m not rubbing it too much.
    He disses me on his podcast which I will watch I make a diss track of him on my youtube channel. I publicly can bring him down as well.
    I’m smart as a whip!
    Game set match.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I’m improving and you should appreciate that!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I never give up ever.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I would destroy Ripley and kill her with an alien!
    I fought cats before and won!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I smell something burning!
    It’s your shirt after I burned you!

  • DryButSoupy

    That’s basically what most people use it for. It’s a way for professionals to show off what go-getters they are.

  • DryButSoupy

    Unfortunately. That’s why character actors are so great and the “stars” rarely get better with age. Example: Al Pacino has basically been playing a hammy version of Al Pacino for the last two decades.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Campbell can make anything watchable.
    I have seen some dreck just because his name was listed in the credits

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Classic cat ploys

  • Don’t know if he could save it, but I’d much rather have seen that.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I keep hearing that the tom cruise role feels tailor made for bruce campbell

  • A lot of Black Friday sales this year were, “We’re slashing our overpriced items to slightly more realistic prices!”

  • Or she’ll use her ace in the hole: Fall over and hope the attacker gives up.

  • Poppity🍂

    I think Ripley could take him with a couple of swats. Good kitty!

  • Hey you leave my dwelling outta this!

  • Poppity🍂

    Don’t rub it in too much. Ben is a smart one and quick witted at that. Plus, he can publicy denounce you on his podcast! 😛

  • Poppity🍂

    Ah, but you aren’t supposed to fib at all. 😉

  • Topical Bros has a nice ring to it!

  • T-Mobile gave me a free rental for The Mummy (2017). I played it in the background last night. I almost think the movie should be observed in film school (not watched, mind you). It’s the perfect example of studio-mandated garbage, and universe-building going wrong. That “Dark Universe” logo is astoundingly arrogant.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    But you not HIP!
    Get with the times bro!

  • I’m so WHITE!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    More like a PLAYER!

  • “I’m working on that. The True Lies Blu-ray and The Abyss Blu-ray have sort of fallen off my to-do list, (with) getting not one, not two, but four Avatar sequels stood up and going. But now that that has happened, I can actually take care of business. So yes, that is coming.”

    As of now, I’d rather have those blu-rays than the Avatar sequels :/

  • J-Mart’s a PIMP.

  • And now he’s talking in the third person! That’s Sailor’s shtick!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    He is my spirit animal!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Ok maybe I over exaggerated a lil bit.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I always play to impress the ladies.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    That’s what I do!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Never assume what J-Mart does.
    He always surprises people and I fib a lot less now than I did before.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    He got owned harder than his basement did when it got destroyed from my sick burns!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    More like you Joshed yourself.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I shutted you up when you tried to prove me wrong boy.

  • I automatically assumed he was fibbin’!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I think they have yet to come out with a blu-ray for it. Idk, haven’t checked in a while. But yeah, I really like it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s a good movie

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Martyniouk brought receipts..literally. I hope you packed a lunch, because he just took you to school.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    My favorite kind of Andy Garcia.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    That reminds me. I need to rewatch The Abyss.

  • Indianamcclain

    Which scene?

  • Poppity🍂

    Josh for the win. I’m impressed!

  • Poppity🍂

    Dag, you got owned!!!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve been lost in the abyss of hidden movies for 3 hours.
    Digging for the gems is maddening work

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dead dog walking

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Always…have…evidence…

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    OVERRULED!

  • OBJECTION!

  • He joshed me!

  • You just got J-Mart’d!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Love in space would not even be close to it is in Passengers.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Never underestimate me.
    I always have evidence to prove my point.
    Which is why I would make a great attorney.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I think I’m addicted to BTS
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTlv5_Bs8aw
    I memorized the lyrics, the choreography and know every member in this boy band.
    I want to join the BTS Army ASAP!
    This song is so good and so catchy and DNA was ok but this is even better
    *J-Mart Mic Drop*

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    If you aren’t planning to see Coco or don’t know if you should see Justice League again or Coco.
    You have to see Coco ASAP! I can’t recommend this fantastic movie enough!
    Coco is a film that anyone can enjoy and that everyone needs to see. It is one of Pixar’s best modern animated films and easily the best animated film of 2017 and will easily win the Oscar for Best Animated picture.
    It’s a film that easily get the coveted J-Mart seal of approval and is a must watch film for Pixar film with a perfect trifecta of a fantastic story with shocking twists and turns and amazing characters you will bond with and gorgeous animation that will make your jaw drop.
    Coco is a film that once you see it you will always remember it!
    10/10
    Hope to review this fantastic film or talk about it soon.

  • Well that shuts me up!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You want proof that I have seen it well here’s your proof!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fda653ae1d267da27216752fe56a5a772135b74291fc41155b9b994f67810ced.jpg
    I literally just came back home from the theater after seeing Coco.

  • But you haven’t seen it yet…

    EDIT: Oh wait your comment was 5 hours ago.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    The dog doesn’t die you have to watch Coco and then you will know what will happen.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I know your comment is sarcasm.
    But this movie is way better than The Book Of Life in every single category and has a better story than a love triangle.
    If you want a Dia De Los Muertos movie that you will remember than that movie is Coco.
    Your going to cry and your going to love it!
    Best animated film of 2017!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    All Bethesda games are fun games that are worth playing.

  • TheDeadFellow

    “WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LEAVE?”

  • King Alvarez

    Same here.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There’s no reason that film should have more than 2 actors.
    3 if you count the bartender

  • Joe Newman
  • Andy Garcia outta nowhere

  • TheGreenMalice

    Passengers was such a good love story! If that’s not how love works, I clearly have no clue.

  • Too rich for my tastes.

  • But I already saw The Book of Life…
    /s

  • Indianamcclain

    The Stay Puff marshmallow shake looked pretty good.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    All that means to me is that the dog dies

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I just bought it for 7 bucks

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s what I’ve been told.
    I just never got around to playing it

  • I’m a simple mouse.

  • I’ve never heard of Wayback Burger.

    I only had their Ghostbusters meal, but I don’t think you’re missing much.

  • I think a lot of actors do the same schtick

  • DryButSoupy

    I dunno, man. Everything I’ve seen Rob in, he’s done basically the same schtick. Somewhat funny asshole guy.

  • DryButSoupy

    Everybody’s gotta be good at something.

  • DryButSoupy

    Roger Moore’s best writing IMHO.

  • DryButSoupy

    Your description is much better than the one I was going to offer.

  • DropYourLinen
  • TheGreenMalice

    The first one is a fun game. Worth playing imo.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Wellness shows him basically having an entire two and half hour horror epic est on his shoulders and he does it surprisingly well, despite being up against somebody like Jason Isaacs. Plus the camera work and production values are oh so very pretty.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I heard the last act of Coco makes you cry a lot.
    Pixar loves making me cry! Also a dark pixar movie?
    I can’t wait to see it today.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You get to murder everyone and ride a fire breathing robot!
    So badass!

  • I always thought it was like an online resume.

  • *blank stare*

    It’s fantastic.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Not all heroes wear capes
    And some don’t even wear pants

  • Poppity🍂

    It’s going ok, Mister S! Hubby has a week off from work and though a great deal of it will be eaten away by the rugrats, it’s still a breath of fresh air.

    Glad to see Pitt is on a roll! I never keep up with PSU but perhaps I should make an effort. They are showing the Davis Cup here this weekend. Thus far, France is leading Belgium. It feels like they always play the same country teams every year. Hmm.

  • Poppity🍂

    He always reminds me of Andrew McCarthy in Pretty in Pink, especially at the re-shot Prom scene ending when he had lost weight to play a cancer patient, was pasty white and wearing a horrendous wig. All in all, I’m not sure that is a stellar comparison!

  • Poppity🍂

    You are my hero. I love you, man!

  • Poppity🍂

    Maybe it works in No. America but it’s hard to get it to work here in Europe, unless your position is in the top tier of your company. It’s just a professional Facebook with unrealistic motivational statements that will make you nauseated along with being a constant brag-a-thon of accomplishments. It’s for the birds!

  • Poppity🍂

    Consider yourself lucky, Sailor!

  • Poppity🍂

    The L.A. Beast is constantly trying to elevate his threshold for the hot & spicy, usually failing miserably. But it’s funny as hell to Watch!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBoLPFkcEeA

  • Indianamcclain

    I’ve never heard of Wayback Burger.

    Pizza Hut could bring back their Land Before Time hand puppets from 1987. Or what about McDonald’s infamous Batman Returns toy line?

  • Indianamcclain

    Really good. They make it when you order it.

  • Indianamcclain

    I agree. Snyder has always had great choreography in his fight scenes.

  • Indianamcclain

    Favorite comic book film?

  • Indianamcclain

    I’d put it right under the Superman Returns teaser.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I haven’t played the first one.
    I’ve heard it’s good but they recap the events of that one at the beginning of this one.

  • Do I have to play Fuck Wolfenstein 1 first?

    But really, that series is testing my “don’t buy more games” policy.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Fuck Wolfenstein 2 is good

  • That was me for Punisher.
    “Looking for this?”

  • It’s like a drug (I don’t have a problem)!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I can’t handle the spice

  • Kind of odd to see a 90s movie being promoted at a fast food chain. Can we get more classic movie tie-ins?

    EDIT: Although the Wayback Burger Ghostbusters meal was garbage.

  • It’s proof that to get a good job, you need good connections.

    I’m only slightly bitter.

  • I’ll definitely be taking a break for a while (with that and some other vices). Fortunately the stuff lasts forever.

  • And it tastes so good!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’re killing yourself!

  • If you’re a fan of hot sauce, I recommend Wuju and Toxie’s Elixir.

  • Doctor tells me I may be at risk for ulcers.
    Case of 7 hot sauces gets delivered today.
    Goddammit.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I haven’t seen a cure for wellness yet but i thought he was nothing more than just ok in kill your darlings

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’re a man obsessed

  • I’ve walked across the surface of the sun, seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian…are just a man. And the world’s smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.

  • Killsqu4d

    I bet!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I have no idea what linkedin is

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The thing
    The Thing has no flaws

  • TheDeadFellow

    Director’s Cut all the way boyeeeeee. And agreed.

  • TheDeadFellow
  • One of the best trailers… https://youtu.be/NUjMO_k9IF8

  • How’s their chicken?

  • TheDeadFellow

    A Cure For Wellness and Kill Your Darlings says hello.

  • “You tell your friends they’re dead! I’m gonna take out this entire rathole neighborhood!”- Night Owl

  • Everyone likes to say the BvS warehouse fight was inspired by the Arkham games. The stunt choreographer has denied this. Watch Rorshach’s arrest if you want to see the evolution.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Cool. I looked them up and there’s one near the theatre I go to. Next time I see a movie, I’ll check them out.

  • Indianamcclain

    Yeah, the first time I went they were promoting Christmas Vacation.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Neat. Is that a common thing for them?

  • Indianamcclain

    They’re celebrating the 25th anniversary of Home Alone 2. Here’s what the menu looks like. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/4e96db63317b5962c538547e264e60c4cf1ad665b8441864abd0da501952b536.jpg

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I liked Snyder’s Watchmen so much I’m not particularly excited about the HBO show.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’ve never eaten there. What’s with the Home Alone stuff?

  • Indianamcclain
  • Sailor Monsoon

    I need too

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Except whatsherface.

  • Billy D

    Incorrect.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Nier Automata
    Play it

  • Billy D

    Yeah. I’ve watched the first episode twice. I lived through the 80s. It just comes off as trying too hard.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Wolfenstein 2
    Play it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Almost everyone was perfectly cast

  • Killsqu4d

    Seriously?

  • I’d give it to Caesar too, but Billy Crudup was perfect casting.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Which is the best magic

  • Never!

  • Billy D

    Stay off those whippets, homeboy.

  • Billy D

    Dark, evil magic.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m still not convinced he’s a good actor yet

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m all about Caesar

  • TheDeadFellow

    No, but he was great in The Lost City of Z and I’m excited to see him in Good Time.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Can we also cram in Dane DeHaan into the proceedings?

  • Also. Fucking ALSO! Dr Manhattan is the best CG character in a movie. Yeah, Gollum, I fucking said it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nothing wrong with that

  • Vudu had the 2-pack on sale for $8, so at least I got the first movie out of the deal.

  • Rob Corddry is still pretty funny, but lawd that movie relied too much on improv. It loses steam pretty quickly.

  • I probably spent about the same
    … but mostly for me.

    Have about half of Xmas covered.

  • Phew glad I didn’t buy it yesterday.

  • I remember thinking Hot Tub Time Machine 2 was pretty funny… It did not live up to a (sober) rewatch.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I spent probably 300
    But 85% of my xmas is done

  • Why’s that?
    Blue dong or bust.

  • I enjoy both, and I think they’re both flawed (what film isn’t?), but I tend to rewatch TDK more than Watchmen.

  • But lordy did I spend too much money. Cyber Monday, have mercy.

  • It could use a MoviePass (hasn’t been delivered yet), but I’m greatly enjoying my long weekend. Hope y’all are too.

  • Guess that means I need to go to Wal-Mart… dammit.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ew my ass
    That motherfucker is magic

  • It rains on the just and the unjust alike.

  • There doesn’t seem to be much laughs left these days.
    What do you expect? The Comedian’s dead.

  • I think a Watchmen show on HBO sounds great, but they will never give them the freedom Snyder had.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Wait a minute..

  • Kemosabe 🦇
  • Billy D

    Paul Dano. Ew.

  • Billy D
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Throw in ben foster and paul dano and you got yourself a movie

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Pattinson is a goddamn beast
    He’s been killing it lately

  • Billy D

    I’ve only seen TDK once. I have seen Watchmen many times.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Stop fibbing

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes you do
    I’m not going to say it’s better than the new because i haven’t seen the new one
    But it’s better than the new one

  • I would also like to say Watchmen is better than The Dark Knight. Barely.

  • DC isn’t Marvel. The best Marvel has is The Avengers. The best DC has is Batman. No Justice League comic is better than a good Batman comic.

  • Billy D

    HAHAHA

    Right there with you, man.

  • Billy D

    If you haven’t seen The Rover, it’s worth watching just to see Pattinson knock his role out of the park.

  • Billy D
  • Nada. I need to watch it tho

  • TheDeadFellow

    Him, Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson need to team up and do something fucking weird together.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Wood was amazing
    I love his new career path

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Have you seen the original?

  • MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS WAS EXCELLENT

  • TheDeadFellow

    Elijah Wood was awesome in this imo. Easily the highlight of the movie. And all of those sweet 50’s tunes!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yeah
    I liked it a lot.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Anyone here watch I Don’t Feel At Home In This World Anymore? It’s on Netflix. By Macon Blair, who was in Jeremy Saulnier’s movies Blue Ruin and Green Room. It plays out similar vibe like those two films albeit much more idealistic and humorous, though it’s not afraid to get violent as fuck when it calls for it.

  • Killsqu4d

    Thanks

  • Indianamcclain

    There are a lot of great moments. It’s definitely Chris Hemsworth’s best performance as Thor.

  • Indianamcclain

    Well I’ll tell you right now that it’s not the best show on television. It also doesn’t have an original bone in its body. But the show works because of the characters/actors. That’s why I preferred season 1 to season 2 it felt like there was more character building in the latter season.

    If you truly have no interest in the show that’s fine. But if you do want to see it don’t let the opinions of others influence you. It’s a fun show overall.

  • Gamora! I know what you mean.
    My favorite scene in Raganarok is the Chase to the Devils Anus.

  • Indianamcclain

    Dark World was just eh. Ragnarok gets rid of everything that didn’t work about the first two Thor films. No Jane Foster, and Thor spends very little time on Earth.

    I also think that the Valkerie character, and Gomarrah from Guardian’s might be the best female characters in the MCU thus far.

  • Indianamcclain

    Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t see them as trilogies. I mean you can’t watch all 3 Cap films without watching either Avengers film. You’ll be completely lost.

  • Killsqu4d

    Because the hype

  • Indianamcclain

    Why?

  • Indianamcclain

    Well I walked out with chocolate chip Eggo’s, so the story did have a happy ending.

  • Thor is still my favorite
    Dark World was too confusing

  • Good afternoon.
    I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

    My Pitt Panthers upset the #2 ranked Miami Hurricanes.

    Woooo

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s the best Thor movie.
    Period

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I don’t have a Switch until I get a job but they look cool especially Xenoblade 2.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Well your missing out on the best Netflix original series.

  • Killsqu4d

    Meh

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You should.
    It’s quite good

  • Killsqu4d

    Great movie indeed

  • Killsqu4d

    I still refuse to watch stranger things

  • Finished Stranger Things s2. Gave my thoughts on it on Sailors review. Let’s chat if you’ve seen it.
    http://filmexodus.com/monsoon-a-day-strangers-things-2-2017/

  • Billy D

    “went into Wal-Mart”

    So this is a horror story, then.

  • My favorite thing to do in movies and tv shows is guess the cliche line they’re building up to.
    Ex; Stranger Things
    “They can’t save you”
    But I can save them.
    “But I can save them”

    YES

  • King Alvarez

    Finally saw Ragnarok yesterday. Totally enjoyed the ride. Great ending to an ok trilogy.

  • I’ll get Sailor back eventually.

  • *blank stare*

    Dammit, got scooped by Josh. I’d forgotten that Krasinski was directing horror movies now.

    Also Trailer Park Boys is the pringles of stoner comedy. Out of the Park USA is pretty fun, although someone really should intervention Tommy Chong some day.

    Just for laughs.

  • Indianamcclain

    So went into Wal-Mart and was shocked to see that Post has brought back the Oreo O’s cereal. Kellogg’s needs to bring this cereal back. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e1553314364c04deec8b6d565e2631a5238e92d510ac57d1a933e9415df641de.jpg

  • Indianamcclain

    I’ve heard great things about The Shape of Water. I’m pretty excited.

  • Larry Version 3

    Nah that isn’t a bad idea though.

  • Poppity🍂

    I’d take it …. I’m going through hell for Virginia Woolf. What a crazy and disturbed one this is! Consider it a sacrifice for FEx. A piece of Duke.

  • Poppity🍂

    He underestimates himself because he mostly uses English, outside of home that is, in a business context. We speak it at home but sometimes end up making a mix of the two languages. He can get by in several languages, actually, which proves to me once again that I married the best guy around. 🙂

  • Poppity🍂

    *gulp* following my nonsensical stammering …

  • Poppity🍂

    Awesome! It’s an “ok” movie/musical in my book but I don’t have huge affection for it. It’ll be fitting for you to do it, then. 🙂

  • I got nothing left really. Maybe Star Wars, Coco, and Greatest Showman but none of those are MUST sees. Gonna catch Murder/Orient Express tomorrow.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think both were 10 dollars on blu ray. Com

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I dug this immensely

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Very nice

  • Indianamcclain

    For me it’s Disaster Artist, The Shape of Water, Star Wars, and Molly’s Game. Hopefully The Post will be in my area before January.

  • Indianamcclain

    See 4 it’s better than people give it credit for. Willis is still great, and the practical action is amazing.

  • Indianamcclain

    Those are the only ones worth watching.

  • Indianamcclain

    It was really good. I’m seeing Last Flag Flying this weekend.

  • I’ve seen the first two Lethal Weapons come on Ben!

    (Of course that’s only bc they were made in the Eighties but still)

  • Billy D

    Ugh. I have so many problems with need culture.

  • I wish I had a good shop. The one in my town uses most of their space on greatly overpriced action figures.

  • But how about those 40 new Switch games for December?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Yup and it’s not bad and pretty heartfelt and a pretty good special

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I wish!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Just watched Hey Arnold The Jungle Movie and let me tell you this.
    If you love Hey Arnold as much as I do! Your going to love this movie!
    It’s a fantastic continuation of the suprise twists and ending of the show with a great story, a suprise villain, fantastic animation that is gorgeous and you can tell they took a lot of time to make this! The characters you know and love. This film will make you laugh and cry a lot. This movie hits you in the feels so hard while making you laugh a lot. The story is very dark but it works so well and there are a lot of romantic moments that feel genuine and make sense. Tons of twists that are shocking! Gorgeous visuals and the message of the movie is so heartfelt and sweet that it made my heart melt! The writing and dialouge is top notch and it’s an adventure that I will watch over and over again and your never gonna know what will happen next and it keeps you in anticipation
    Craig Bartlett even thanked the fans for the 13 year work they did to make this movie finally happen! As a huge Hey Arnold fan this movie was worth the wait but was a great gift to fans of the show both new and old. It’s even better than the first movie!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f114d2c750c27d99ad3f257dbd70d5c4971be956ed0ca71146478104751c1ea2.png
    This movie is now the #1 best Nickelodeon Original Movie ever made and knocks out The Spongebob Movie in my opinion. We need more movies like this!
    After seeing this I hope that not only is this movie a huge hit for Nickelodeon but that this leads to a Hey Arnold Revival or Reboot in this animation style and I would watch it in a heartbeat.
    I am really excited to see the Rocko’s Modern Life movie and Invader Zim movie and The Nicktoons movie or any animated movie Nickelodeon is making.
    This movie kicks CN and makes me even more excited for the future of Nickelodeon!
    I give this movie 10/10 football heads and get the coveted J-Mart must watch seal of approval and this will easily make one of my lists in December!

  • From what I’ve heard, I could see the Lethal Weapon series coming out on top. They don’t seem to have taken a nosedive in quality quite like Die Hard.

  • Billy D

    Well, 31 is maybe a bit young for these films to be a requisite. But I recommend them. I think I’d have to give the series to the Lethal Weapon films, by I have not seen beyond Die Hard 3. Interestingly enough, the first movies in each series have a lot in common: Lethal Weapon and Die Hard came out a year apart, both are action films (both might be considered buddy cop films), both have a loose cannon-type main character and a more grounded partner to the loose cannon character (both of the grounded characters are black) both are set in L.A., both involve sophisticated merc-type criminal gangs, and both are set during Christmas.

  • 31, but I didn’t get into movies until I was in my late teens. Just never caught up on some classics. I have a long list of shame.

  • Billy D

    Wait, how old are you?

  • Gulp… I’ve only seen the first Lethal Weapon.

  • Billy D

    OK, series, then.

  • Billy D

    But I’m only teasing. The people who work my local shop are why I go to it and not the really big shop across town. They are the nicest fuckin’ dudes.

  • Billy D

    I still say nay!

  • The series or the first entries? If the latter, I’d have to give it to Die Hard. That is just a tight film. You?

  • Billy D

    OK, so, Die Hard or Lethal Weapon?

  • Billy D

    It’s Die Hard at the airport. That’s all you need to know!

  • My problem with the second one is I never remember a thing about it. But at least he’s still mortal in that one (I think).

  • Billy D

    Aw, man, I love the second one.

  • Billy D

    I defy you to listen to this album and not feel like you’re listening to the soundtrack to an 80s movie that you might have seen (but probably haven’t).

    Especially you, Sailor.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cqjM4bq-Bn0

  • You only gain access if you present your stick of deodorant.

  • It’s better than the second one that’s for sure.

    I’ll agree to that. If I had to rank them it’d probably go…

    1) Die Hard
    2) Die Hard with a Vengeance
    3) The rest

  • Billy D
  • Billy D

    Not a bad deal at all.

  • Billy D

    Fuck that shit. Have you seen the sort of people who hang out in comic book shops?!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Watched three billboards outside of blah blah blah.
    Third favorite film of the year

  • Billy D

    Hopefully it’s only a staple gun.

  • Billy D

    “English is not my native language”

    Well, you’re doing a damned fine job of impersonating someone whose native language is English!

    WELCOME, Mr. Pops!

  • Billy D

    Troubling scene, huh?

  • Billy D

    I didn’t know Mark Hamill wrote a comic book. Now I gotta go find that.

  • Each $14

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Plus he directed segments of the banana splits

  • Billy D

    That’s terrible, man. I’m sorry to hear that.

  • Billy D

    Man, I might have to snag that Tak Girl.

  • Billy D

    I haven’t seen anything beyond Die Hard 3. Plan on keeping it that way.

  • Billy D

    Rewatched it a couple months ago and it holds up well. Connery’s accent is a little distracting, but it’s not a big deal.

  • Indianamcclain

    As a huge Die Hard fan I don’t want another one. That fifth film just took away any anticipation for another installment. I’m happy pretending it never happened.

  • Indianamcclain
  • Indianamcclain

    The fourth one is awesome. Idk, why people shit on it. It’s better than the second one that’s for sure.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Twitter is full of spoilers and this movie is very violent and it says you will cry!
    This movie is gonna destroy me!
    Also if this movie does very well then they will revive Hey Arnold!
    Heck yes!

  • TheDeadFellow

    Couldn’t. Evening turned into a clusterfuck thanks to the dog and phone calls. Will try another time. I was going to do a double bill of that and Wind River.

  • Larry: Think Different™

  • How was it?

  • I might like the 5th more than the fourth. A Good Day to Die Hard is just a comedy with a psycopathic McClane.

  • Maybe not groundbreaking, but Chuck Jones is the man.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    What fifth film?

  • But is there a David S. Pumpkins Thanksgiving special?

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I hope Season 2 was super discounted.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    You tell em!

  • They did a Trolls animated special?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I was surprised by Trolls and Dreamworks knocked it out of the park and the holiday special iis so dang funny!
    They turn into literal trolls and are on drugs!
    And they keep singing!
    That made me laugh so much!

  • Ditto. On the money part. My vacuum sucks.

  • Is the animation considered groundbreaking?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Wait it’s tonight!?
    AHHHH!
    Don’t spoil it!

  • I’ve blown a lot of money in the last 2 days, but I have a sweet vacuum with 2 rollers. That’s twice the rollers of a lesser vacuum, asshole!

  • TheDeadFellow

    I got three I wanna see: Shape of Water, Last Jedi and All The Money In The World.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Watching How The Grinch Stole Christmas TV special.
    It still holds up this day and the animation is still groundbreaking!
    That song is stuck in my head!
    I wonder how good Illumination’s version will be in 2018!

  • DryButSoupy
  • Also, picked up True Detective seasons 1&2 today. Black Friday savings. So @dropyourlinen:disqus in 2018 you’ll have your answer to the reverse watching

  • Curse you!

  • Do you add a number every year?

  • Sounds awesome!

  • Thanks for taking them!

  • DryButSoupy

    The Cult is one of my favorite bands.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NxrphVL7bQ

  • DryButSoupy

    It’s definitely a weird headspace to be in.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Still have never watched it. My true dream is for McTiernan to return if they make one final movie.

  • Indianamcclain

    I’d be down for an eventual Die Hard appreciation thread, excluding the fifth film of course.

  • Indianamcclain

    Thanks, I did. Pretty pumped for December.

  • That sounds awful. Sorry, man.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Ah. Well, hope things aren’t too hectic, considering Black Friday and such.

    Hope you had a good Thanksgiving btw

  • Indianamcclain

    It’s at a warehouse

  • TheDeadFellow

    Awesome! Is it one of their stores or is an online thing?

  • Indianamcclain

    Amazon

  • Indianamcclain

    They do but Donner’s shown himself to be a very versatile director. He’s done action, horror, adventure, thriller, and a comic book film.

  • Larry Version 3

    I think you just might XD

  • TheDeadFellow

    Whatcha work at?

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Also, I ran eight miles this thanksgiving and it was awesome.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Mine too
    I think all five do really interesting work within their respected genres

  • Indianamcclain

    Richard Donner is one of my favorite genre directors.

  • Indianamcclain

    I’ll have to catch it later. I’m about to head into work.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He’s definitely top 5.
    John woo
    George miller
    Walter hill
    Richard donner

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Agreed. I watched The Thomas Crowne affair for the first time recently and while I didn’t love it, I found it thoroughly enjoyable in no small part due to the direction. That coupled with Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengeance, Predator, and Last Action Hero make him a legend to me.

  • TheDeadFellow

    Aheyp and it’s going to be showing on a slew of Nickelodeon channels to boot.

  • Indianamcclain

    He’s definitely one of, if not the, best action directors of all time.

  • Cap_N_Jack

    Rewatched The Hunt for Red October last night. Truly a masterpiece. Alec Baldwin is such a fun nerdy take on the superspy genre and McTiernan is truly one of the best directors of all time (in my humble opinion). His films aren’t always great but the direction is always flawless.

  • Indianamcclain

    I didn’t know it was tonight.

  • Indianamcclain

    Some more Black Friday Blu-Ray deals in case anybody is interested. http://www.blu-ray.com/deals/?e=1

  • TheDeadFellow

    So who’s watching Hey Arnold tonight? It’s going to be on in a half hour where I live.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Shouldn’t have taken the bet.
    It was a suckers bet

  • Indianamcclain

    I can finally join the conversation.

  • Indianamcclain
  • DryButSoupy

    Only minor changes to the app mean it’s Larry Version 3.1.

  • DryButSoupy

    Weirdest Thanksgiving weekend, probably, of my life. My parent’s house, the home where I lived from the ages of 3-20 (and have visited and treated as a second home ever since), is being packed up. They’re moving on Monday. We did our turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie in the midst of moving related chaos. So instead of relaxing, I’m dismantling my childhood and sorting through decades of junk and memories.

    So, other than a little football and maybe “It’s a Wonderful Life” tonight I’m not watching jack squat.

  • @larryversion3:disqus

    Do we get a Larry Version 4 in 2018?

  • But who was phone?

  • Indianamcclain
  • Indianamcclain

    Haha!

  • That’s brilliant.

  • What is a Kevin Plush Puppy?

  • Anyone in Salt Lake City?

  • I can get behind this mans sense of humor.

  • You’re welcome!

  • A TWO HOUR AND FORTY MINUTE MOVIE. You must think I’m made of time.

  • I’m not watching a whole tv series! 😛

  • TheDeadFellow

    To cap off what was a wonderful Thanksgiving yesterday, mum and I got drunk and watched Alien Covenant together on a whim. Surprisingly, the movie was even better to me than it was on my first two viewings, same goes for mum. I still can’t call it great and it’s a step down from Prometheus, but something about it has a texture and viciousness to it that I find compelling.

  • Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers is a fast-food restaurant chain specializing in chicken fingers, that was founded in Baton Rouge, Louisiana by Todd Graves and Craig Silvey on August 26, 1996. Wikipedia
    Headquarters: Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States
    Founded: August 26, 1996, Baton Rouge, Louisiana, United States
    CEO: Todd Graves (Aug 26, 1996–)
    Number of locations: 350
    Founders: Todd Graves, Craig Silvey
    Type of business: Privately held company

  • That’s my question.

  • That’s what I meant. Speaking of just waking up…

  • TIL Jim Carrey was referencing something.

  • What is Raising Cane’s?

  • I meant BB_Mike.

  • Indianamcclain
  • Indianamcclain

    Got some Black Friday deals on Amazon. I bought War For the Planet of the Apes, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Star Trek Beyond, and Don’t Breathe.

    Rewatched Thor: Ragnorok yesterday with the family. I gotta say it was much better the second time around. A lot of my initial complaints weren’t an issue.

    Saw Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri which was very good. I think I can pretty much guarantee that Francis Mcdormand is getting the Best Acctress Oscar.

    Finally, I saw Midnight Express for the first time a couple days ago, which was also very good. I’m glad that I’ve finally gotten this joke from The Cable Guy after all these years. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/87e6c07be3bfdeaa0ed7f3f1937348e95e4290fe9caa632a4000b81adcc3094a.gif

  • Now THAT sounds like me.

  • Be nice to me.

    (I know you meant Ben, but Poppity is close to the number one participater so it’s a hard level to keep up with)

  • Both. I could’ve sworn I checked the site first, but I had recently awoken, so all bets are off.

  • I very likely will not participate as much as she does

    Sounds like a bro I kno.

  • In another life, baby. In another life.

  • Mr Poppity

    Yes, our love is impossible, I know. (Poppity is laughing in the background).

  • Mr Poppity

    Thanks for assigning me to do Platoon and Ben-Hur!

  • Don’t make me blush, Sir.

    And I’m taken.

  • Mr Poppity

    I tell you man, we were made for each other.

  • Sounds about right. Mine uses a drill.

  • Mr Poppity

    I was exaggerating, she’s using a chainsaw.

  • Mr Poppity

    Sure, thanks a lot for having me. I’m currently tied to a chair in front of a computer with Poppity pressing a gun on my forehead. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.

  • Do you check the site or just diqus?

  • Welcome Mr Poppity to our crazy corner on the internets.

    I was hoping she would kidnap convince you to come and partake in our discussions. Great to see you here!

  • Mr Poppity

    Hello all,

    I’m Mr Poppity. Finally Poppity ensnared me and made me a member 🙂 I very likely will not participate as much as she does (English is not my native language) but I’ll do my best to provide sensible reviews and opinions.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I will gladly do The Sound Of Music! I love that movie!
    But not until Christmas break.
    Prepare for a long review as the film is super long and a breakdown of every single song!

  • sailor monsoon

    Then you do godfather and I’ll do Sophies choice

  • https://www.thehollywooddormont.org/
    Note- ill be going home Friday 12/22 thus missing the Gremlins Party!

  • Poppity🍂

    Oh my, I haven’t heard this one in a long time. They don’t play such goodies on the radio here. I’ve been listening to U2 for the past few days after hearing a song in a store and not being able to get it out of my head.

  • sailor monsoon

    He’s the biggest silent film director I’ve never tackled.

  • Poppity🍂

    You’ll shoot your eye out! 🙂

  • Comic shop lock-in? Yes, please.

  • Poppity🍂

    I think we should have a game towards the end where we pick movies for each other just for the fun of it. Some of these movies will never get picked otherwise. Just as long as you don’t get The Godfather and I don’t get Sophie’s Choice. LOL

  • Good point!

  • sailor monsoon

    I don’t want it and i know no one else will pick it.
    And i know he’ll hate Altman

  • Poppity🍂

    Gobble, Gobble Ben. It’s now something nearer to Ho, Ho, Ho. 😀

  • Poppity🍂

    I second this!!

  • Went back to delete my comment in the Thanksgiving thread, but DBMI already acknowledged it. So I’m just really passionate about this story, I guess.

  • sailor monsoon

    Oh and you’re doing Nashville

  • Poppity🍂

    I also get that impression. He has several parts in his films. I’m positively intimidated just reading about him.

  • Oh the crew is in this thread now. Apparently Whedon wasn’t fired from Batgirl. This pleases me.

  • sailor monsoon

    I love silent film but Griffith is hard.
    He doesn’t make short films and silent films really shouldn’t be longer than 90 minutes

  • sailor monsoon

    I gotcha.
    I’ll probably do king Kong

  • TheDeadFellow

    Cruel Intentions review completed. Currently in drafting but my editor is currently busy, so this one might experience a delay. On the other hand, my Ridley Scott celebration for his birthday piece is coming along very nice and it shouldn’t be too hard to tweak my old Kingdom of Heaven review for the site.

  • No- I went home with Leftovers- ill eat them tonight for dinner.
    Pizza tomorrow!

  • Poppity🍂

    I have a hunch that you also signed-up to do The Birth of a Nation. These are heavy-ass-hitting films but if there is anyone up to the task, it is you.

  • You’ve been scheduled for Dec 12 for some movie for months now. Can you do it or do I got to swap yea?

  • Poppity🍂

    You are a God! Seriously, you are a brave soul. I do not have much experience with the silent genre and only have one in my collection. I’m slowly heading backwards in my movies. I need to see and learn more about Pre-Code stuff and silents. I wish I had all the free time in the world to do this.

  • Poppity🍂

    Pizza for the day after Thanksgiving? 😉

  • Raiden

    Lucky bastards

  • sailor monsoon

    You’re spending a weekend at a comic store?
    My goodness

  • sailor monsoon

    I’ll do intolerance
    But not till next year

  • First to the comic store then back to my apt.

  • Poppity🍂

    Have you seen my stapler?

  • Poppity🍂

    Here’s the AFI 100 link – http://filmexodus.com/lets-talk-about-afis-100-movies-overview/

    Alright, I will happily sign-up for the following movies (if you will have me do so):
    – The Bridge on the River Kwai (In this case, I will feature the Lean epics)
    – Cabaret
    – Double Indemnity
    – Vertigo

    * About Intolerance – This is a 1916 silent film that is 3.5 hours long. If Sailor doesn’t want this, then I’ll take it. I’m not as much into silents as him but I would be up for doing it if he isn’t.

    I nominate @joshuamartyniouk:disqus to do The Sound of Music.

    I would be willing to do more when the time comes, no matter the specific movie. I want to see this AFI 100 project seen out the very end. It’s such a deserving effort from everyone’s part!

  • Didn’t you get the memo about the TPS reports?

  • Poppity🍂

    Where are you heading this time? 🙂

  • sailor monsoon

    Shudder is having a black Friday sale.
    It’s my favorite streaming service

  • sailor monsoon

    No
    I used a complex algorithm to determine the percentage of shit I’m taking back.
    So you still 46% of shit remaining

  • So that’d be 70% off the remaining 30%. Excellent.

  • 1.5 hours until I leave for the weekend

  • sailor monsoon

    Why thank you sir.
    I take back 70% of the things i say about you now.

  • Also, doing a group ranking of the 8 LIVE ACTION THEATRICALLY RELEASED Star Wars films. Information on that can be found here https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-slashfilminexodus/roast_of_witchboard_sunday_oct_15/

    If you want to participate send me your ranking and whatnot within the next two weeks! Y’all got until December 8th! For those who have already sent me your rankings thank you!

    (Seriously click the link and read my comment I posted there detailing what I’m looking for)

  • And @sailormonsoon:disqus your complete works has been updated (except horror recommends) if you want to take a look

  • LTF! and AFI 100 main pages have been updated. Give them a look if you want.

    MASSIVE OVERVIEW coming Sunday.