FilmExodus Looks Back on 6 Months: The Roasts

For almost 6 months you’ve called FilmExodus home, and we couldn’t be more thankful. This week we’ll be highlighting some of the most reviewed and commented articles to have graced this site. It’s time to take a look into the archives at some of our most popular ROASTS.

10. ‘The Fifth Element’ (1997)

Crown Roaster: Brian Black

Date Roasted: July 23, 2017


9. ‘Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone’ (2007)

Crown Roaster: Sailor Monsoon

Date Roasted: September 9, 2017


8. ‘Sleepwalkers’ (1992)

Crown Roaster: Sailor Monsoon

Date Roasted: September 16, 2017


7. ‘Bloody Birthday’ (1981)

Crown Roaster: Raiden

Date Roasted: September 3, 2017


6. ‘John Carter’ (2012)

Crown Roaster: Brian Black

Date Roasted: July 29, 2017


5. ‘Xtro’ (1982)

Crown Roaster: Brian Black

Date Roasted: August 6, 2017


4. ‘Spookies’ (1986)

Crown Roaster: Schizo Frog

Date Roasted: July 16, 2017


3. ‘Italian Spiderman’ (2007)

Crown Roaster: Brian Black

Date Roasted: July 2, 2017


2. ‘Grease 2’ (1982)

Crown Roaster: Brian Black

Date Roasted: August 19, 2017


1. ‘Iron Man 2’ (2010)

Crown Roaster: Sailor Monsoon

Date Roasted: June 28, 2017


So from this we can surmise 3 things:

  1. We all had a blast roasting Grease 2.
  2. Science-fiction/horror seems to be our niche genre.
  3. Brian Black really was a force to reckon with when he roasted.

I hope you enjoyed FilmExodus Looks Back on 6 Months. See you in another six Exiles.

Previous Looks Back posts: Opinions, Let’s Talk About, Reviews & Think Pieces, News & Such.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    A trip down memory lane of how I was cheated out of my wins.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Nah Weekend At Bernie’s is awesome way better than Street Trash!

  • sailor monsoon

    Everyone gave me shit for bloody birthday and it’s in the top 10.
    And i barely roasted that one

  • sailor monsoon

    Tell em pops

  • We should re roast Catwoman sometime to celebrate the 50th movie roasted or something.

  • Poppity🍂

    Look, Street Trash was not that bad and it was hardly more offensive than some of the other films we roasted. You can see a lot more graphic on network television. If you were that traumatised by this film, then you should steer clear of Weekend At Bernie’s with it’s latent corpse humour.

  • King Alvarez

    yeah, I getcha. I’ve just never actually done any roasting. I’m not that witty.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    What if we also told him we pick way less controversial films and way better films than Street Trash?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    You came to a roast ya get invited!

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    We are not roasting anything.
    It’s just a look back at your roasting achievements and your victories.
    But I wanna know why did you retire and would you ever comeback from retirement?

  • Joe Newman
  • King Alvarez

    I have never actually roasted.

  • What if we told you we eliminated upvotes and it’s all just for fun now?

    Edit: if we ever roast my big fat Greek wedding will you come back? lol

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Roasters Unite!
    @Tyrano:disqus
    @lindaowino:disqus
    @disgustin_justin:disqus
    @mistersplendiferous:disqus

  • Sorry, bro, I’m retired from roasting.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Roasters Unite!
    @DarthChair:disqus
    @sailormonsoon:disqus
    @ChildofBellona:disqus
    @RayGunnRei:disqus
    @disqus_4nDW9KLuKN:disqus
    @UseYourLordofillusion:disqus
    @Guztawskykow:disqus
    @poppitypop:disqus
    @Slyness84:disqus
    @disqus_Li66asR5YR:disqus
    @mimsdewu:disqus
    @thedeadfellow:disqus
    @roc_kit:disqus
    @Bored_Troll:disqus
    @TheGreenMalice:disqus
    @MichaelAndTheArgonauts:disqus

  • We really should roast Fantasy Mission Force again. That was a blast and one of the first on the disqus channel. I think it was just 4 or 5 of us.