FilmExodus Roasts… ‘Black Christmas’ (1974)

The word roast can be defined as to criticize or reprimand severely. We take a more lighthearted approach towards some critical or box office failures; because movies and fun should still go hand-in-hand even when roasting the flick. This is FilmExodus Roasts.

This Week’s Roast: Black Christmas (1974); begins 3PM EST. Runtime is 98 minutes.


The Rules of the Roast

  • No death threats to anyone involved in the film.
  • No positive comments about the movie; only negative ones.
  • Jokes/puns are acceptable as long as they are funny.
  • If you are late to the roast, please jump into the movie at the same timestamp as everyone else participating is at.
  • Everyone who roasts picks a film. The film choices get put on a wheel and spin. Movie that is selected gets roasted. 
  • Have fun! We are roasting a film, don’t get into it too much.

How Do You Watch This Film

  • DVD or Blu-ray
  • Netflix, HBO Go, iTunes, Amazon, or another streaming service
  • However you can muster it.

At 3PM EST, hit play and start commenting!


The Roast Participants: A Rundown of Who’s Roasted

The 25⊗ Club

  • Sailor Monsoon – 26 roasts; 10ψ, 25⊗
  • Joshua Martyniouk – 25 roasts; 10ψ, 25⊗

The 10ψ Club

  • Duke – 23 roasts; 10ψ
  • Poppity – 15 roasts; 10ψ
  • BB_Ben – 15 roasts; 10ψ
  • Raiden – 13 roasts; 10ψ
  • Kemosabe – 11 roasts; 10ψ

Roasted 9-to-5 Times

  • Brian Black – 9 roasts
  • Elizabeth – 9 roasts
  • DontBeMeanInternet – 9 roasts
  • Mister Splendiferous – 7 roasts
  • TheGreenMalice – 7 roasts
  • SomewhereSomehowSometime – 7 roasts
  • William Dhalgren – 6 roasts
  • Joe Newman – 6 roasts

Roasted 4-to-2 Times

  • Linda Owino – 4 roasts
  • Nominal Name – 4 roasts
  • Schizo Frog – 4 roasts
  • oreodogvomit – 4 roasts
  • Bored Troll – 4 roasts
  • The Dead Fellow – 3 roasts
  • MysterStoner23 – 3 roasts
  • A Canadian Perspective – 3 roasts
  • mims – 3 roasts
  • J-A-N☆*bullet & sally lullaby* – 3 roasts
  • MacKrable – 3 roasts
  • Sci Fi Fan – 3 roasts
  • Grim Reaper – 3 roasts
  • Dazed – 2 roasts
  • Resonance Cascade – 2 roasts
  • Darth Homer – 2 roasts
  • David Curry – 2 roasts
  • Jack Slater IV – 2 roasts
  • Roc Kit – 2 roasts

The One-N-Doners

  • Chemical X – 1 roast
  • IsmackayoufacE – 1 roast
  • Golden Frieza – 1 roast
  • AnotherGreenDay – 1 roast
  • Y. Whateley – 1 roast
  • The Gypsy That I Was – 1 roast
  • Michael and the Argonauts – 1 roast
  • Riqua27 – 1 roast
  • zak1 – 1 roast
  • Drop Your Linen – 1 roast
  • Alex G253 – 1 roast
  • PQG 1991 – 1 roast
  • mackeral – 1 roast
  • Tim Christmas – 1 roast
  • Deebs – 1 roast
  • Nipple Effect – 1 roast
  • MechaFan ARX-7 – 1 roast
  • DryButSoupy – 1 roast
  • To Be Continued – 1 roast
  • 1 2 3 4 – 1 roast
  • Jooshua – 1 roast
  • WideEyeKiks – 1 roast
  • Class Versus Sass – 1 roast

A word from Roastmaster J-Mart: It’s the last roast of 2017. Enjoy. See you next year. – Duke