FilmExodus Roasts… ‘Black Christmas’ (1974)

The word roast can be defined as to criticize or reprimand severely. We take a more lighthearted approach towards some critical or box office failures; because movies and fun should still go hand-in-hand even when roasting the flick. This is FilmExodus Roasts.

This Week’s Roast: Black Christmas (1974); begins 3PM EST. Runtime is 98 minutes.


The Rules of the Roast

  • No death threats to anyone involved in the film.
  • No positive comments about the movie; only negative ones.
  • Jokes/puns are acceptable as long as they are funny.
  • If you are late to the roast, please jump into the movie at the same timestamp as everyone else participating is at.
  • Everyone who roasts picks a film. The film choices get put on a wheel and spin. Movie that is selected gets roasted. 
  • Have fun! We are roasting a film, don’t get into it too much.

How Do You Watch This Film

  • DVD or Blu-ray
  • Netflix, HBO Go, iTunes, Amazon, or another streaming service
  • However you can muster it.

At 3PM EST, hit play and start commenting!


The Roast Participants: A Rundown of Who’s Roasted

The 25⊗ Club

  • Sailor Monsoon – 26 roasts; 10ψ, 25⊗
  • Joshua Martyniouk – 25 roasts; 10ψ, 25⊗

The 10ψ Club

  • Duke – 23 roasts; 10ψ
  • Poppity – 15 roasts; 10ψ
  • BB_Ben – 15 roasts; 10ψ
  • Raiden – 13 roasts; 10ψ
  • Kemosabe – 11 roasts; 10ψ

Roasted 9-to-5 Times

  • Brian Black – 9 roasts
  • Elizabeth – 9 roasts
  • DontBeMeanInternet – 9 roasts
  • Mister Splendiferous – 7 roasts
  • TheGreenMalice – 7 roasts
  • SomewhereSomehowSometime – 7 roasts
  • William Dhalgren – 6 roasts
  • Joe Newman – 6 roasts

Roasted 4-to-2 Times

  • Linda Owino – 4 roasts
  • Nominal Name – 4 roasts
  • Schizo Frog – 4 roasts
  • oreodogvomit – 4 roasts
  • Bored Troll – 4 roasts
  • The Dead Fellow – 3 roasts
  • MysterStoner23 – 3 roasts
  • A Canadian Perspective – 3 roasts
  • mims – 3 roasts
  • J-A-N☆*bullet & sally lullaby* – 3 roasts
  • MacKrable – 3 roasts
  • Sci Fi Fan – 3 roasts
  • Grim Reaper – 3 roasts
  • Dazed – 2 roasts
  • Resonance Cascade – 2 roasts
  • Darth Homer – 2 roasts
  • David Curry – 2 roasts
  • Jack Slater IV – 2 roasts
  • Roc Kit – 2 roasts

The One-N-Doners

  • Chemical X – 1 roast
  • IsmackayoufacE – 1 roast
  • Golden Frieza – 1 roast
  • AnotherGreenDay – 1 roast
  • Y. Whateley – 1 roast
  • The Gypsy That I Was – 1 roast
  • Michael and the Argonauts – 1 roast
  • Riqua27 – 1 roast
  • zak1 – 1 roast
  • Drop Your Linen – 1 roast
  • Alex G253 – 1 roast
  • PQG 1991 – 1 roast
  • mackeral – 1 roast
  • Tim Christmas – 1 roast
  • Deebs – 1 roast
  • Nipple Effect – 1 roast
  • MechaFan ARX-7 – 1 roast
  • DryButSoupy – 1 roast
  • To Be Continued – 1 roast
  • 1 2 3 4 – 1 roast
  • Jooshua – 1 roast
  • WideEyeKiks – 1 roast
  • Class Versus Sass – 1 roast

A word from Roastmaster J-Mart: It’s the last roast of 2017. Enjoy. See you next year. – Duke

  • Viola♡

    I guess so 🙂

  • Grim Reaper

    You weren’t keeping track then? good! Wha- Huh? Nah, I didn’t say anything.. nuthin’ at all!

  • Grim Reaper

    Just the size of that butt…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That was your second mistake

  • Grim Reaper

    Nobody told me to put it on ‘loop’. ¬¬,

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It had so much content

  • Grim Reaper

    Love, I’d fuck that game… Wait, wha..?

    Can’t remember the last time I played this game without finishing.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes
    It’s. Not outbreak

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Fuck i love that game

  • Grim Reaper

    Nothing wrong with a bunch of monkeeze. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Gd7uMgubFwg/hqdefault.jpg

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Does Outbreak count because I liked Outbreak?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I told you you were 5 minutes behind!

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I think it’s okay but I can do better!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Depends
    How much do you like films about killer monkeys?

  • Grim Reaper

    I must have started early, then… =P

  • Grim Reaper

    Wait, I thought it’s 1:37:44

  • Yes.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Apt.

  • Your punctuation is far too good.

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    Look at me. I’m the J-Mart now.

  • Grim Reaper

    The good kind of worse or the bad kind?

  • You’re The Lone Roaster, Kemosabe.

  • Grim Reaper

    Perfect timing, we were just about to leave. Lock the door after cleaning up, yes? Lovely jubbly.

  • He on dat J-Mart time.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    timestamp
    6:09

  • Sailor Monsoon

    See you in two weeks for something that’s guaranteed to be way worse

  • Kemosabe 🦇

    I’m here!

  • Grim Reaper

    I appreciate it. It’s been fun. =)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’re welcome my friend.
    It’s not like i had a huge list to start writing or a movie to watch or anything

  • Thanks for the second showing, fellas.

  • Grim Reaper

    And so ends “The Rrrrrrrrring”.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Attic bros

  • @sailormonsoon:disqus … Attic Bros?

  • Grim Reaper

    Murderer Attic, the vintage Monster Closet.

  • Underrated.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    And that’s the end of black Christmas

  • Grim Reaper

    See ya!

  • Grim Reaper
  • Sailor Monsoon

    She picked it at random and ended up really liking it.
    The film and the wallpaper

  • I like cheesy horror movies

    You’ve come to the right place.
    ‘night!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Good to know

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nice

  • Sailor Monsoon

    See you on the next one
    And goodnight to you as well

  • lol, I thought you meant the movie.
    I actually like the wallpaper too.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The wallpaper?

  • Viola♡

    no, I like cheesy horror movies.. when there is a new one picked please comment me it.. I have to head to bed .. ttyl 🙂

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Different shift.
    I work 8-5

  • See you then!

  • Viola♡

    really .. like I said this is new to me .. I have 2 minutes .. so have a goodnight .. I will see you at the next roast 🙂

  • Grim Reaper
  • Sailor Monsoon

    We don’t have one yet
    Would you like to pick?

  • Viola♡

    are you retired or just a different shift ?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Then you could’ve roasted!

  • Grim Reaper

    Slammed the door in his face. literally.

  • Did she recommend it sight-unseen? (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Where the hell you at?

  • Viola♡

    whats the next movie planned ?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Pops loved it

  • Viola♡

    more like 5 its almost 10pm here . 😛

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She’s gotta save lois lane because superman isn’t there

  • I’m barely roasting this, but again, I like this movie.
    But uh… damn look at that orange interior design!
    … Hrm…

  • Grim Reaper

    Yus.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s how do it.
    I don’t miss those days

  • Grim Reaper

    She’s doing great at the following orders part. ¬¬,

  • Viola♡

    I am sure they all love you . ..lol.. I haven’t been on a roast thread ever .. so this is new to me .

  • It’s almost 5am in your neck o’ the woods?

  • Viola♡

    yep, I start at 6am and work until 2pm and then I sleep until dinner time . 🙂

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Not this weekend But next.
    Usually Sundays

  • Viola♡

    I know.. maybe next time … whats the next one thats planned ?

  • Grim Reaper

    What? In nine minutes? =O

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dat face doe
    He dun figured it out

  • Grim Reaper

    I’ve missed the first roast by 30 minutes and got a re-roast. I feel so loved. =3

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The Dracula shift

  • Just Jew It ✔️

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s why we have roasts
    To bring everyone together

  • Viola♡

    its okay.. I have to sign off soon, I have to leave for work at 5am .

  • Grim Reaper

    Of course. I’m killin’ it.

  • Viola♡

    thanks .. I kinda feel left out 🙁 lol

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Very good

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It had to be jew

  • Viola♡

    I will probably watch it during the week .. is it good ?

  • Grim Reaper

    Don’t jew do it!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Not the Jew!
    Don’t kill the Jew!!

  • Grim Reaper

    Yeah, the cop is still there, but what about living and breathing and all that? Without that he’s worthless.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    We can always do a later showing if you’d like?

  • Grim Reaper

    At least you’re honest.

  • We’re watching the original right now! No worries if you’ve never seen it!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The remakes cast is outta bounds

  • Viola♡

    okay .. I have to be honest I saw the remake and not the original …sorry maybe next time 🙂

  • Grim Reaper

    A homicidal voice actor.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This cop is thirsty for dem deets

  • Grim Reaper

    They wanted to call this movie “The Ring” because of all the phones, but…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s fun for like ten minutes.

  • So a group of virgins in worse running shape than me.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s why no haunted house film stars black people

  • Yeah I think Mike told me this game sucks (I just spent all that time trying to figure out what it was).

  • Grim Reaper

    Why else would you be there?

    IRL a brutha would know not to do dumb Sh!t like dat.

    “Winslow, you’re gonna guard the house!”
    -“Aw hell naw!”

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s waaay better than that

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They usually only want one

  • lol

  • Unless its a satanist horror movie with sacrificial stuff.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A whole army of jmarts

  • I guess I’d make friends with a bunch of virgins.

  • Grim Reaper

    You are always in a horror movie with this scenario.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Depends
    Am i black guy in this scenario?

  • Am I aware I’m in a horror movie? If not, I’d do it for extra pay.

  • Grim Reaper

    Hands up! Who would volunteer for being ‘the cop in the car infront of the house’ in a horror movie? ¬¬,

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s fun as hell

  • (adds to cart)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Picture an x rated version of the film labyrinth but set in hell and directed by Robert Rodriguez

  • Grim Reaper

    Suda 51, Shinji Mikami, Akira Yamaoka…

  • Grim Reaper

    Very.

  • 2011? Interesting. Never heard of it.

  • Grim Reaper
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Shadows of the damned

  • ……. Source?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Fuck my mouth those look delicious

  • Grim Reaper
  • Sailor Monsoon

    Drink every time a phone rings
    You won’t make it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    What in the name of sweet baby Jesus is that

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s the one

  • I used to inhale butterscotch krimpets.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Because that’s how erections are made
    Hell fire

  • Grim Reaper

    Why is “scaring the hell out of somebody” a bad thing, anyway? Why would you want the hell in you?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    No
    Picture Twinkies but thinner and with a layer of frosting on the top

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Now all they need is the internet or a place that requires pants

  • Not sure I’ve ever had them. Devil’s food version?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Speaking of zingers, I’ve always liked them more than Twinkies

  • Trolls had to exert more effort in the good ol’ days.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I guarantee that is the case

  • We gots the zingers tonight!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Black Christmas?
    More like red Christmas.
    Cuz of all the blood

  • I went around looking for the main trio on clearance in November… Nada. I guess they ship ’em back to General Mills? Wouldn’t be surprised if they just put ’em in new boxes for next Halloween, haha.

  • Grim Reaper

    But you can whale on it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    True

  • She should know cats only appear when you don’t want them around.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Ba dum tish

  • Got her hook, line, and sinker.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She likes the cat

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yummy mummy is better.
    It’s banana flavored

  • I forget: Why is she so intent on finding Claude?

  • Grim Reaper

    “Claude, you prick, stop playing the harp!”

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

  • I wish I had tried that cereal when they re-released it (although I assume none of them taste remotely like the sugary nuggets they used to be).

  • Sailor Monsoon

    God i love that joke

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Fair enough
    But I’m watching you.
    Always watching.

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Grim Reaper
  • Dat ambi-ance.

  • Grim Reaper

    THAT is NOT how you play a Piano. Try drums, maybe?

  • Grim Reaper

    I was here checking the page every few minutes.

  • Oh wait, I guess it’s the dryer that shrinks stuff. Just looked them up… “Printed on our super soft 4.5oz 100% pre-shrunk ringspun cotton shirts.”

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Poor margot kidder

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I told you the time 2 hours ahead!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yep.
    Sad shit

  • Grim Reaper

    Well of course I am with that short notice. =P

  • Holy shit.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Pro tips

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’re about 5 minutes behind

  • Grim Reaper

    …and he’s playin’ like he’d never played before…

  • Only when I drink too much ;D
    Not from my experience, but I always wash with cold water.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Do they shrink?

  • Grim Reaper

    She’s all about dat fellatio, but he blew it. :>

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I honestly feel like that might’ve been a rejected mask for the killer.
    It looks like it could be iconic

  • I don’t know much about shirts, but they’re soft and the designs feel more durable than the “sticker” prints.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My lady has that shirt.
    I might eventually try them out.

  • That hockey mask is like Jason meets hippies meets Tum-Tum.

  • Grim Reaper

    That Marilyn Manson Murderer Makin’ Music

  • I like TeeVillain a lot. The last of theirs I remember getting was the Barbie/Carrie crossover.

    I prefer Fright-Rag’s fit and general site layout, but their prices are getting pretty ridiculous. I wait for their sales more than anything now.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Car crash
    A drink driver collided with him killing him and his son

  • Grim Reaper

    Will somebody get the bloody phone already!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Have you bought any t-villain shirts because those are my favorite and I’m trying to compare if fright rags are as good

  • I need to research what happened to Clark’s career. I think he died pretty young.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Carpenter definitely had a better run of films but i think clark could’ve been an icon on the same level if he stayed within the genre.
    That’s the only thing i think that film has over this film.
    An iconic villain.
    Oh and the score

  • I just bought a toilet paper case. Such is life.

  • Grim Reaper

    Always trying to mess with me getting my job done.

  • I often Google Fright Rags when I watch a horror flick. Honestly not a big fan of their design. I likes me more Christmas-y colors when that’s the theme. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2640a12ab25223bac376ad4acd55b8b2da690995ae6d8f478313e2efe66fb9a8.png

  • Grim Reaper

    And a one-finger victory salute for the way.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Cats.
    Always ruining shit.

  • I’m also a sucker for that iconic mask.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Get rid of nostalgia!
    It’s poison.

  • Grim Reaper

    The Meow-alarm’s goin off again.

  • It’s definitely scarier, but nostalgia puts Halloween in my court.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think this is better than Halloween.
    I said it

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She asleep.

  • Shame that @poppitypop:disqus can’t join us.
    I need to bookmark international clocks.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Mmmmmm
    Man sex

  • Sailor Monsoon

    If this was released 3 years later, it definitely would have.
    Or maybe not because my body Valentine never got one

  • And the Vitruvian Man sex poster!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That old lady poster is awesome

  • Seems likely.
    That fact made me assume it bombed, but it seems like it was a moderate success. I find it fascinating when profitable movies don’t get a sequel.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    And listen to that rock’n roll

  • Grim Reaper

    Paper or plastic?

  • Grim Reaper

    Maybe that too. We know all evil people smoke weed and play murder videogames. :>

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Is this the best horror film that never got a sequel?

  • Grim Reaper

    Gotta make sure nobody’s touchin’ your supply.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Smoke the devils weed?

  • I don’t think that’s effective brushing.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    There’s so much hidden hooch in this house, it puts most 1920’s gin joints to shame

  • Grim Reaper

    He’ll huff, and he’ll puff…

  • That’s a lot of effort to hide booze.
    But I like it and respect it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Actress

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve been meaning to watch it forever

  • Who played her?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Why wasn’t the den mother played by carrie Fisher in the remake?
    Kind of perfect casting

  • It drags but is odd enough to give a slight recommendation. Unfortunately the studio forced a plot. Wish I could’ve seen their movie without any interference. It starts off pretty meta.

    This won’t make sense, but I like any scene with their dog.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It needs to be top 15.
    I’m still pissed i missed suspiria

  • Grim Reaper
  • I think it was up there, but don’t remember exactly.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ve never seen strange brew

  • Sailor Monsoon

    How high did i put this on my horror list because i doubt it was high enough

  • Oh, Lynne Griffin! I liked her in Curtains and Strange Brew.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I love her

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s ok.
    The kills are amazing as are the killer(s) but the plot is meh

  • Margot Kidder gives zero fucks.

  • I’ll need to check out Bay of Blood sometime.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    F13 is definitely a mix of this and bay of blood’s kills

  • I also liked the one cop’s laughter in the precinct.

  • Up on the housetop
    Click, click, click
    Down through the chimney
    You gon die

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The sounds of the breathing, the omni present ticking clock and emptiness of the house are all used to great effect.
    As are the phone calls…

  • And the POV feels 100% F13.

  • Grim Reaper

    Tiptoe, through the window…

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It depends.
    Psycho, blood and black lace and twitch of the death nerve definitely created the mold but this and Halloween are considered by many as the first “true” slashers

  • A Lois Lane Christmas

  • The noises genuinely disturb me.

  • Grim Reaper

    That peeping-pervert breathing, tho..

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gene Shallit lives!

  • Isn’t this considered the first slasher movie? Or at least a counterargument to Halloween and F13?

  • Grim Reaper

    Oh crap! *knocking all the browser tabs over while fumbling for the one with the movie*

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Hit that play button!

  • Grim Reaper

    I’m waitin’ for a reaction too.

  • We doing this? If not I may go watch something else.

  • Grim Reaper

    Is there anybody out there? ♪

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I have no idea Why this would be lumped in with b movies.
    It’s anything but

  • Raiden

    I remember this one on the late night b-movie theatre. Blech.

  • Grim Reaper

    The “in 2 hours” is way more helpful. Thanks. =)

  • Y’all are too kind.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    New roast
    7:30
    Which is in 2 hours
    Be here

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I don’t know how to tag
    New roast is 7:30 my time
    Which is in 2 hours
    Be there

  • Grim Reaper

    Who let Saint Nicholas out of his Cage?

  • Grim Reaper

    They see me scrollin’… ♪

  • Btw, I preferred his delivery in the trailer to the film.
    Trailers are using too many cut scenes these days.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Nighty night pops
    I’ll see you on the flip side mrs Dracula

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It wasn’t always so easy but now, on the flip side, I have a hard time imagining coming back to the U.S.!

    Gonna call it a night on this side of the world! You Draculas have a great time roasting this movie again! Maybe I’ll see you in the A.M. over here.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m glad you can adjust
    Because i couldn’t handle it

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It is indeed! I am only used to it now because I have made modifications and substitutions over the years. If I were to spend the holidays with my pure French in-law family, I would go insane and starve to death.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    France is so different
    My American brain can’t handle this

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    We don’t dye/paint eggs here. Everything is chocolate! We can’t do the boiled egg thing because the eggs are all dark brown.
    Hubby eats rabbit and all sorts of other odd creatures. He has quail lined up for Christmas Eve.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Easter is fun for the kids
    Hiding eggs
    Painting them
    Sacrificing bunnies to the dark lord of Easter

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I like Easter myself! Plus you get more chocolate! If I kick myself, I will observe Lent this year.
    The Sleeping Nicolas Beauty one is priceless. I have a couple saved up for next week. This is our running gag!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s why it’s the best holiday!
    Gifts and treats!
    I love those gifs!!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟
  • 🎅Poppity🌟
  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LOL We celebrate the tradition of exchanging small presents and eating certain pastries but not of the Saint himself. It’s just a name. We also eat king’s cake for Three King’s Day. There is a good deal of food involved at Christmas, isn’t there?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Of course there’s no santa.
    You’ll celebrate saint Nicolas (cage) day.
    He’s Santa and krampus all rolled up into one!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    We bought a mini-tree from the store and just threw the lights on because my youngest has already knocked it down several times already. I told my kids from very early on that there is no Santa. I didn’t feel like I was damaging them in the least. LOL
    We are going to have something nice to eat and celebrate my daughter’s birthday which is on the Eve (same as Ava Gardner), so that’s that. 🙂

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m glad you enjoyed it!
    The last roast of the year was easily the best!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Sounds pretty good to me! DBMI suggested that a while back and it’s a nice idea. It’s great to share movie experiences with other film lovers. “Roasting” this film with you was a real treat!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Exactly.
    We don’t even decorate.
    She’s not really into the holiday and i don’t care enough to bother.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I used to be nuts over Christmas but I take it much more low-key these days. It’s like not having a date for New Year’s — who cares?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My lady has to work, so it’ll be me and the films
    Which I’m fine with

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Well, if i have it my way, it’ll be a lot different.
    It might not even be a roast.
    No winners
    No voting
    No needless tags
    Just a time and a movie

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I hope you’ll have a good time, at least. 🙂
    Ah, I hope you won’t get too lonely. I imagine you are going to get some massive viewing in during your time off!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m going to be bouncing around between family members but probably spending Christmas night all by my lonesome

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    What are you up to for the holidays? 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Oooh, you’ve been having Inside talks. Do tell. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m glad you won because i never would’ve picked it but
    next year will be some changes to the roast format. So more films like this. Not obscure but films that everyone needs to see regardless if they’re roastable

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I was literally about to post the same thing on the everything and nothing thread.
    Deader than dillinger

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Btw, this thread is soon to have more posts than the “Everything & Nothing” thread. Insane. I curse Star Wars! I guess next week will be no better with Christmas.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I hope Ben will be able to show up for a later one! This was a great movie!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    If you’re joining us for the later roast and you’ve never seen this film, don’t scroll down.
    There be spoilers a plenty

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The kills in the trailer are not in the film

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Nice, Phyl returned for the remake!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They try and establish that the cops aren’t the best at their jobs

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It was the 70s. Clearly not the time of CSI. I will leave it at that! 🙂

  • Sailor Monsoon
  • Sailor Monsoon

    They were sure they got the real killer

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    She could have been spared. You never know. 😉
    I don’t understand why they didn’t take her to a hospital. Why the fuck would they leave her unattended at the scene of a crime? She would need reassurance when waking up after such a horrendous event. Insane!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s it.
    Olivia Hussey isn’t going to make it to the sequel

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I want more. I’m left hanging.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh no!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Holy shit. They didn’t even bother checking out the attic to retrieve the two other corpses. And Peter wasn’t the killer, it seems. Or he was one of them.
    Please movie … don’t end now!!!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They never caught the killer!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Mmmhmmm

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I love the bare sound of the ticking clock.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gotta take that edge off

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I wouldn’t leave Jess alone!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It always gets me when I see pregnant women in older films drinking alcohol to make themselves ‘feel better’.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He’s just crazy

  • Sailor Monsoon

    The detective knows
    She told him

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    An unrevealed back story!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Did they bother to say that she was pregnant with Peter’s bastard Damien-esque child before giving her a sedative?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Agreed and high five!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It never explains what he’s talking about

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I love that movie! James Spader is one of my fav contemporary actors.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    CREEPY. Oh, my skin is crawling!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s what i assumed
    Secretary is the much better depiction of an actual BDSM relationship

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    The killer was talking to her as if she was an imaginary friend doing the killing with him. This happens when you see his eye through the door crack of Barb’s room.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Then avoid at all costs! It’s the deranged fantasy of a lunatic middle-aged woman.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I have no idea

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I will look out for that!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Horror movie gotta horror movie

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Not really but if it’s on YouTube, i recommend watching the beginning.
    It’s really fucking amazing

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I don’t want taste!
    I want the filth!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    So, who is Agnes to this deranged killer?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I know but she should have saved herself and let the cops do what they could.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Is that a roastable film?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    She wants to save her friends

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Yep, they are mini-liquor bottles alright!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This film inspired when a stranger calls which is the scariest first 15 minutes of any film

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Girlfriend, the cop told you to get out and not go upstairs about five times. Yet, there you are doing the opposite. *sigh*

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    They were damned lucky to get Hussey for this. She is terrific.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Nash is slashed!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You literally got so scared that your pants fell off!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I wonder if nash fucks this up

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I caught it on TV the other night and they had terribly edited it. The story is awful but some of the sex scenes are tastefully filmed.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Fucked up?
    Those calls are why my pants are off!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I barely know that story but what I’ve heard, it’s terrible

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Man, that killer is extremely fucked up with his phone call chatter.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’ve never seen that movie but it’s extremely effective!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    That’s so lame that Christian Grey was utterly filthy rich like that. But if he hadn’t been, it wouldn’t be a modern fairy tale.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s a deleted line from fight club

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I wouldn’t put it past her

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Did Barb have mini-liquor bottles on her Christmas wreath?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s exactly like 50 shades of grey but I’m not rich and my life doesn’t suck

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Oooh. That’s the most sizzling burn I have read yet. Excellent!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Those search party people looked a little strange! I wouldn’t open up for them so easily.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He wants to have her next abortion

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I can only imagine!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    50 shades of red (hot dick)

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I think the police officer has the hots for Jess.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    What time would you like?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    This place is too tame for that! While you are waiting on your movie book, you should write about your tales!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My tales are too unbelievable.

    Well maybe not for the penthouse forums

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Nah, we are just joking around. Gossiping joking around. We can get a little dirty but it’s all in good fun. We wish him the best, always. 😀

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    If Sailor says a time, he’ll be there. This isn’t Josh-style roasting.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Or he can take a picture of a young Albert Finney. 😉

  • … Like the time matters. I’ll be F5-ing the page all night, per usual.

    EDIT: Later homies!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You should go out there! I’m with DBMI – you are a super guy!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Then pretend you’re in a movie
    A movie called studs mclongdick:
    The lady killer
    76% of the time, it works every time

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LOL I was more into long-term relationships too. I’m just a boring married lady now but that’s ok. I’ll revel in listening to your tales!

  • You have so much moxy and charisma. You could do amazing if you wanted to.

  • Alright, I’m out. Any idea when the late showing will be?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oooolala

  • Probably!
    I’m a coward!

  • Leave Duke to his private life lol. You guys are having a huge discussion about it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s why you do the one weekers

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It was the late 90s. Plus, I don’t go completely bald. Not my style! 🙂

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s Christmas! Give yourself the gift of the season!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    “What carpet?”

  • Might be able to!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Aren’t there any nice girls where you live?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    We’re doing a later showing

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’d hope not but he seems like a long-term guy. One nighters just don’t cut it after a while.

  • BIGGER LOL

  • Hey! Would be nice, this film is on my Bucket List but sadly can’t 🙁

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He’s gonna fuck it up

  • I’ll accept the lottery.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    True, though. I can’t tell you how many times I heard “does the carpet match the drapes” line.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    The end result of Duke’s date? IDK.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Hey, stick around, why don’t you? 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    MY EYES!!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Duke’s a redhead. The girls love to see the carrot top down under. 😉

  • That was the relevance : ) (to make you lol)

  • I don’t know the relevance, but it made me lol.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Aw, poor Ben. You’ll find luck sometime.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think he’s a fibber

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    hahahaha

  • I think Duke had more dates this past month than in my whole life.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Hmm … I’m reading between the lines there. Got it.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Date night

    With his hand!!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Duke is on a fancy date. He’s looking to warm his bed for the evening. His heating blanket is broken.

  • I might be heading out. Will there be an encore for Grim Reape– WHERE IS DUKE AGAIN?!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You’d be shocked by the ridiculous hypocrisy of anti abortion fanatics

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LMAO!!!

  • Independently Fucked is the name of my garage band.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s ethel mcjew
    She was in such classics as
    You spin me right round baby right round: the wild, untold story of the the dreidel
    And matzo balls deep

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It makes no sense that Peter would kill Jess if he is the killer because he didn’t want her to abort the baby. Maybe he’s just independently fucked.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    That’s exactly what I noticed when going through her filmography. I saw that movie when I was a kid, when Ethan Randall (now Embry) was big Tiger Beat material!

  • I really shit the bed with these holiday movie queues.

  • I think she was in All I Want for Christmas. Just watched it a couple nights ago. It was terrible.

    EDIT: She was.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I recognise that lady with the glasses. I’m going to have to Google search now.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dats the truth, ruth

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes sir

  • Because of John Saxon?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Far better acted, though.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    This has to come in somehow at every single roast!

  • I have it on standby… https://i.imgur.com/RG0BS1U.gif

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I like to pretend this is a prequel to nightmare on elm street

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Jeff Goldblum – Well, there it is GIF!

  • (slaps forehead) But of course!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m flying free baby

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’m fully expecting him to say he wears nothing!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Hehehehe

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    The copper gave him a bad look. Intuition, baby.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That’s my job
    Destroy the minds with crazy

  • Maybe he’s a boxer fan.

  • He’s on the naughty list.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Hope you have some extra room in your underpants!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Maybe…

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Whether Peter is the killer or not, he’s got some violent tendancies.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    They both got savaged

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    hahaha You have 3?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Oooh. I didn’t pick-up on that right away. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Lil slugger
    Bill “super foot” Wallace
    Aldo magillicutty

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I will keep that in mind. You’re doing me a world of good in expanding my cinematic horizons. 🙂

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Cellphones

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Don’t judge him for his latter day output

  • I may also be mixing up its reviews with the Prom Night remake.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LMAO Did you name your testicles as well?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I like it but pretend it’s not a remake

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Maybe he was the shadowy figure sitting outside. Hmm.

  • Maybe it’s The Grinch again.
    He took a turn for the worse.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Maybe two killers.
    Or maybe he ran to the house.

  • IUnderstoodThatReference.jpg

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I always look-up films after watching them, finding out trivia and more info about the actors. Definitely will do so for this film!

  • I never watched the remake of this. From what I hear, I’m better off.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I call the left one Romeo and the right one Juliet

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s going to be very obvious if it is Peter who is the killer but, at the same time, they did show him go nuts against the piano.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Attic bros

  • lol, well her rack is nice too.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    We discussed her rack.
    She was so beautiful and still is for her age.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You gotta Google the mans filmography
    It’s insane

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    What happened after that?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You got it

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    That’s right, I recognise the name now. Quite a departure from A Christmas Story, I must say!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It was possible up till the 90’s

  • Did we already discuss the babe Olivia Hussey?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You and Sailor both. You were separated at birth!

  • A Christmas Story and Porkey’s, off the top of my head.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    You saw this den mother
    Always drunk
    Always ready to party

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I didn’t realise that was possible back then. But I’ll buy that. 😉

  • Grim Reaper

    I would like that. =)

  • Those phone voices rattle me, and I have a pretty thick skin.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A second line in the house

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    What else did he do?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You must aim higher than that! LOL

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes he fucking was.
    He’s sorely underappreciated

  • You have refined taste.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I call all the ladies i sleep with den mothers.

    Because i only have sex with den mothers.

  • Not to her face…

  • Bob Clark was an adventurous filmmaker.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    How does he call from within the house, though? The maddening voice sounds the same as front the phone calls? (Talk about repressed anger!)

  • Didn’t stop me!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    True
    We can do a later showing if you’d like

  • I was in a meet-up group and called the leader a den mother because of this film.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Every scene is dread inducing because the killer never leaves the house.
    He’s always there.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    41 minutes

  • Grim Reaper

    30 Minutes missed kinda sucks. =/

  • Timestamp?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s definitely doing that! 🙂

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Jump in baby

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s not a slow burn.
    It’s a very deliberate pace that’s slowly building tension

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Welcome, Basement Mortal!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I like films that take their time when they need to. I’m in no rush.

  • Aw but I love this movie.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I actually thought you were going to think it was slow

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    This film has a solid pace.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    hahaha Thanks for clarifying that!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    He only just realized it was a clarinet recital.
    He made a terrible mistake

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    “I might not be here when you get back”
    Don’t look for me when in actuality I will have been murdered instead of at my family’s house.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    So, I guess the piano audition didn’t go so well? LOL

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Yeah, I kind of got that feeling when they told her to go to bed.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Poor margot kidder

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dun dun dun!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Welcome, Grim! The killing is just getting started … you are right on time!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Jump in baby!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I can definitely see that!

  • Grim Reaper

    HELL YEAH! LET’S ROAST SOME- *missed it by 30 minutes* …or maybe let’s not. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6cd52459675e577b7b6e1838b84372d285e730e7fa3ffde79aa5ade1c27cec23.jpg

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Yep, that’s her. Definitely in the attic, then. I had the feeling that someone lurking in the house wouldn’t just leave it at that. I hope they leave Jess alive, though.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I always thought she was a terrible actress until i saw this

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think she’s the one with the cellophane over her face and that girl is in the attic.
    The house will eventually turn into a goddamn mortuary in a second

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    She’s so different than Superman and Amityville Horror. I like it!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I didn’t see him move the body but you could be correct. She was killed in her room, I thought.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Isn’t she in the attic?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Did anyone bother checking the missing girl’s room?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I love margot kidder in this film

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LOL I’ll leave it at that. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Dun dun dun!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Either he knows her or has been tapping the phones/house.
    The voice is really creepy!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    But it’s the word!

    That’s a reference to the film

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Good question.
    Makes me think he might know her…

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’ve never seen Grease. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It’s that grease-esque casting at it again

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Indeed. How did the last guy know that Jess was pregnant?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    These phone calls still freak me out

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    He seemed a little too old to be a fellow student. Maybe that’s a reason she doesn’t want to keep the baby.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Kidder’s character giving a kid liquor and laughing about him getting smashed. Nice!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I don’t believe so

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Well, it’s completely different.
    I like it but i don’t recommend it

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Is Jess’s boyfriend a professor or something?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’ll never understand it

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Had no idea there was a remake. Is it any good?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I just googled it and i could’ve sworn carrie fisher played her in the remake

  • Sailor Monsoon

    70s loved their oranges and browns

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Not too much better here, I’m afraid. :-/

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Housemother is going to say “bye-bye”, me thinks.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s wonderfully kitsch! I love the browns, oranges, tans, and yellows of the 70s.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    America hates women

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It isn’t quite fair when you think about it but you can guarantee they got around some of those rules. I used to work for the university police as a student officer and stop drunken fools all around campus.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It does my eyes a burning

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Christmas movies are always lightning rods of controversy

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Yikes. I wonder if it had any effect on how the movie was received.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Poor ladies
    Can’t even party

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I love the vintage yellow, flowery wallpaper!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Looks like it would’ve been the same time

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I was never attracted to sororities and never went to a frat party even though I was invited.
    I would think you have it right.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Lemme Google

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I believe girls can’t throw frat party’s.
    I think it’s a rule, so i believe they also can’t drink
    I’m probably way off but it’s something like that

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Was this film made before the Ted Bundy sorority murders?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Toilet hooch as well!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    A-wink

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Now that I remember, there is a big, fat lady in Revenge of the Nerds functioning in pretty much the same capacity.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes
    The house mother

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    No, you are! She was using the book to hide her liquor but it would have been just as good for hiding her secret sex toy stash!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Based on your reply, I’m assuming not in the right spot

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It would have been even funnier if it was for her dildo.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Is that old woman there to supervise the girls or something like that?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Secret book hooch?

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Also done!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Unpause the film!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gotcha

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I was at 12:47 precisely.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    15 minutes?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Where ya at in the film?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Her voice also reminds me of cathy Moriarty

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Done!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Well, one girl is already down. How many more to go?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Pause da film!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Had to edit. I meant to say “face” but I put ‘voice’ twice. 😉

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes ma’am

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Oh pops
    You’re so delightful

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    This looks like a Catholic sorority house somehow. LOL

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    The prank caller says he’s going to stick his tongue in her ass and she calls him a sick bastard. Nowadays, girls are into anal. This is truly a vintage classic!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Younger Lindsay Lohan reminds me of Margot Kidder. They have a similar face added to the smokey voice.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Actually 8 years i think

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Almost to the day

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Or a crazy person!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    That is the mark of a true genius!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    What was this? A decade after Romeo and Juliet?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Different names kept popping into my head

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Because money

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    There you are!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It really should. Why limit educational opportunities to those who want it and can excel?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Gene shallit?
    I believe is his name

  • Sailor Monsoon

    College should be free

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    He is though I’m not sure he’s still doing interviews. He used to be on the Today show.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LOL It’s ok! I’ve said before that it is insanely overpriced. It’s nice to have the education but it shouldn’t be that costly.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I think he’s still alive!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    When i was in school….
    No.
    Everything i was going to say was going to be a lie
    I never went to college

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    A white guy with an afro! He looks like that strange movie critic with the thick glasses and moustache.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    When I was at university, the sororities were located in the dorms while the fraternities had their own houses.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Yes she does.
    I don’t remember this having much blood and no nudity

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LMAO I was expecting 70s bush! Oh well, that’s cool. Olivia Hussey has quite a nice rack, though.

  • Sailor Monsoon

    That means more curse words!
    But no boobs
    🙁

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Nice touch with the Christmas carols! 😀
    (And Margot Kidder … awesome!)

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This films soundtrack is outta bounds

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’m pretty psyched because this is the Uncut version!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    It’s Roast Time!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    LOL I am usually the one with issues because I live in the middle of nowhere. I must be stealing your connection!
    Let’s do it!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    My phone is garbage i guess?
    I dunno
    Let’s start the show!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    You live in the city, how is that? 🙂
    I’ll leave it up to you!

  • Sailor Monsoon

    I’m here but my connection is a bit wonky

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    4 Minutes?
    Sailor, are you good to start then or would you like to wait?

  • Seven minutes. Looks like you it could be you two for the first bit. Enjoy!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Sailor should have his own cool icon!

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Absolutely! *Hated it!*

  • Did Sailor notice he got bumped into a whole new club up in the ranks?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    Fuck star wars!

  • Yea Star Wars making it dead here. Haha and it was very last minute

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Next time, just let us know a little in advance. 😉
    Although it’s very slow this weekend. Might just be Sailor and myself at this rate.

  • All the more reason to visit you.

  • I’m sort of on a date rn

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Oh, yes, I understand. I don’t eat it much myself. It’s mostly homecooked stuff here, too.

  • New format. Same Roasts!
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  • Sailor Monsoon

    Duke
    Stop doing whatcha doing and watch this film

  • Made me feel sick actually. I need to eat an apple. Fast food does not sit with me anymore now that I eat mostly healthy.

  • LAST ROAST OF 2017
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  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Hope it was yummy. 🙂

  • I like the sounds of that

  • Shit sorry was out for lunch.

  • LAST ROAST OF 2017
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  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    Roastmaster Sailor?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    20 minutes?

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It might’ve made an appearance in someone’s greatest horror films of all time list…

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I’m looking forward to it! I had never heard of it myself but I understand where you are coming from. 🙂

  • Sailor Monsoon

    It hurts my heart that this would ever be on a list of obscure anything.
    This is as synonymous with the holiday as Halloween is to, well, Halloween.
    It’s a masterpiece.

  • 🎅Poppity🌟

    I had no idea this won! I chose this after seeing it on a list of obscure Christmas films. The moment I saw Olivia Hussey, I thought “why not?”. 😀

  • Sailor Monsoon

    This is the best film we’ve ever roasted