• Every night watching me from my closet.

  • Tanis11

    “like one might cringe upon hearing Darth Vader drop a completely left field, out of character pun.”

    Awesome review.

  • When did you meet him?

  • Billy D

    Honestly, I doubt I will see it at all. To be honest, I don’t find superheroes particularly interesting. It’s not that I won’t watch a superhero movie, but it has to have something else going for it beyond just being a superhero movie. I saw Logan at the theater because I thought the near future dystopia angle was interesting. And it was a pretty good film. I even thought some of the action scenes added to the story, but I remember Checking out towards the end. It’s too predictable. Always gotta be a large scale action set piece at the end.

  • If he’s actually Superman I demand the hair curl!

    And good review.

  • Whedon is totally creepy.

  • King Alvarez

    I watched a bootleg online while I did freelance

  • ResonanceCascade

    I think it’s worth watching in theaters.

  • TheGreenMalice

    Definitely don’t pay to see it. It’s watchable if it’s on.

  • Killsqu4d

    Right!

  • Right?

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I need to form my own opinions and not just point fingers at Whedon.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    It’s a compliment not a threat.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    I need to take things on the internet with a teaspoon of salt and again im sorry I need to form my own opinion.

  • You haven’t seen it yet but you wrote this: This movie could have much better if they made WW a leader of the team and not just the girl who everyone wants to date.The villain was awful! You should stay after the credits and Superman’s CGI is laughably bad.

    What the hell?

    And Whedon is not creepy. Josh, you need to take some things you read on the internet with a grain of salt.

  • King Alvarez

    Boom goes the dynamite!

  • King Alvarez

    I’m still not gonna see this in the theater. I’ll wait for home release, like I did with every other DCEU movie.

  • Oddly threatening.

  • sailor monsoon

    Read what you wrote and then read your reply and stop slandering whedon with bullshit accusations

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    Everyone found this review to be entertaining.

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    How am I parroting everyone else’s opinions if im telling the truth and nothing but the truth? Haven’t seen the film yet as im seeing it tomorrow. So it might not be as bad as I think it is.

  • Now THIS is a fucking review.

  • sailor monsoon

    Stop parroting other people’s opinions

  • Joshua Martyniouk

    This movie could have much better if they made WW a leader of the team and not just the girl who everyone wants to date.The villain was awful! You should stay after the credits and Superman’s CGI is laughably bad.
    Great review!
    I totally called it that WW will be a better movie than this movie.
    WB should of kept it with Synder or gave it to someone better than creepy Whedon.

  • Billy D

    Not sure if I’ll see the movie, but I found this review pretty entertaining.

  • David Curry

    JL was like a grade school kid talking fast as hell through a book report speech, then running back to their desk. Maybe the extended edition, with all the scenes in the trailers that were MIA in the theater cut, will make a better impression. Other than the extreme pacing, and Elfman’s muzak score, it was good but forgettable.

  • I think I need to filter myself more, and then Jack Slater punches me in the gut with this fucking post. Your review makes me more excited to see the movie.

    (and the header image got a chuckle)

  • Poppity🍂
  • Killsqu4d

    Just finished this movie. Was better than I expected